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my apologies Mr. 8etter Ampora I hope you enjoy your light ૮ ’ﻌ｀ა
neither havve i if you really think about it
I am not going to war. I am going to dinner.
>[Women.]<
I think it's just unfortunate that a lot of the things people say on Chittr all kinda sound like someone having an episode, so if there's an acronym I don't recognize I worry it's that. More of a me thing, don't even sweat it
literaly the thing u ppl dont understand is dat i dont care about any of u -from the office of ace dick detective agency
i STAND WITH, nOT STANDING WITH THE sUMMONER,
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sHIT MAN, tHIS #eRIDANwAR IS FUCKED, i JUST SAW AN eRIDAN, cLAP HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND SAY, "iMAGINE fEF PRAISIN YOU FOR CULLING ALL LANDWWELLERS" OR SOME SIMILAR SHIT, aND EVERY ONE AROUND HIM, gRABBED THEIR JUNK AND PASSED OUT, hAD THEIR AURAL NUGGETS EXPLODE WITH BLOOD, aND THEN DIED, tHE CAMERA DIDN'T EVEN GO ONTO HIM, tHAT'S HOW COMMON SHIT LIKE THIS IS, mY ASS IS CASTING HIPSTER, hAIRCUT AND LEVEL 2 SEAHORSEDAD, i THINK i JUST HEARD "POWWER WWORD:WWHITESCIENCE" TWO GROUPS OVER, i GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, #VIOLENCE #GORE #NSFW
theyre postin beetles tonight its pretty cool
"#eridanweek day 1: flush*/pale" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Eridan Ampora/Reader, flushfic, chitfic, a walk on the beach, chittr mention, fluff, tsundere!eridan, #imcoming, writing prompt, archive rating: G) eridan had called you here to meet by the shore it was a strange thing! he was usually quite dismissive of your extended attempts at friendships, liking his chittr posts and commenting on what you could he didnt always reply, but he was always sending a like your way regardless there was always a flutter in your blood pusher when that notification appeared in your inbox the dm was unexpected but accepted nonetheless you gave a small wave and a happy smile when he approached, his eyes low and a nasty little grimace on his face "oh... is something wrong?" you asked, feeling nervousness begin to rise "wwhat? no nothins wwrong" he responded plainly with fluttering fins, brushing his fingers through his hair and purposefully avoiding looking at you you walk along the shore getting to know more about each other he says that hed been admiring your brash nature online, that he enjoyed the way you spoke your mind and cared little for the disagreements in your replies seemingly out of nowhere, the thick acidic scent of rain fills your senses, and droplets of slightly stinging rain begin to pour down on the two of you you feel eridan move in a bit closer, reaching for his cape and slowly arching an arm over you to protect you from the rain you bring your gaze up to ask him what he was doing, but you realize he was already looking at you red hearts held within wide eyes, cheeks flushed a deep violet, nothing but admiration on his sharp features he immediately flicks his face away with closed eyes and a tight frown to pretend he hadnt been caught as you continue to walk protected by his cape, flushed feelings swim between the two of you "i had a fine time but i wwould havve preferred it hadnt started fuckin rainin" "maybe next time we could hang out at my place?" you ask sheepishly "yeah wwhatevver maybe" you cant wait for the next notification notes: my eridan is quite sweet and gentle but i understand there are many different eridans so this is my take on a tsundere!eridan happy #eridanweek #imcoming
#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
I am genuinely sorry for your loss but also I can only think of this image. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1e41c0723417.png
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:33 < horray! congratulations on reaching ∞! :33 < :33 < waaait, how the heck did you do THAT?
good night evverybody or should i say evverybunny! check out this up close pic of the most adorable hopbeast lusus he wwas in my garden snacking on all my eggplants and drinking from the wwater bowwls i leavve out wwhen i first saww him evverybody repost wwith #🍆 #💦 if you think youd be friends wwith this little buddy https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8e8069855bfdpng
B safe!!!
aliens being ign𖦹rant ab𖦹ut tr𖦹ll repr𖦹ducti𖦹n is the funniest shit ever
>([listenin to t#e soot#ing sounds of a sea storm s#akin t#e walls a my #ive as i drift off to sleep in t#e ol cupe combined wit# a 4 #our video essay on t#e rise an fall of post ironic post renassiance yaoi doujins life is good]
And I fall forr 'em everry time
wome be eating sushi an pizza
Always.
Robin (Fire Emblem) if they were Gen Z.
Boys will [-1] literally take [-1] poison damage in the [-1] middle of a scentence [-1] and act [-1] like it’s totally normal. [-1]
i think i might b nonbinary or something but i kinda also just started a new save of earthbound beginnings soooo....
bein 13 feet tall rules ftr cant finagine bein tiny like u fucks
YOU GUYS WOULDNT UND3RST4ND https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769206931889061938/1487200268939694142/wjtf7vw.png?ex=69c846ae&is=69c6f52e&hm=d94cb04eb1eea74f857fe6ce1f8fef5b87bdd5499d835e3de9b58249496a7ae4&animated=true #art
:33< red rock
:33 < guess im gonna post a selfie here nyall go https://i.imgur.com/XHqqUeq.jpeg #selfie
yoni hypnosis 24 hours 888 hz pulsing divine feminine subliminal messaging #nsfw #listening
:33< looks like while i was purrlaying chess :33< mew fur purrlaying chess like an idiot!!!
~ uhgh bhh bjj jk&--# * __. .ᅠᅠXoXo
WEH
Glub, glubglubglub glub. Glubglub glub. Glubglub glub glub. Glubglub glub glub glubglubglub glub glub! #sead\/\/\/\/ellersonly #nsf\/\/\/\/
if no one got me i know isabelle (you know her. from animal crossing) got me can i get an amen
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>([sometimes even c#uds need to cry even stupid useless c#uds deserve to fly]
eridan ampora the real hero a chittr
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The world needs more girlsmooch snugglepiles.
ughhhhh its too fuckin bright outside im goin back to the cupe
> welcome to touhou project <
Have we all considered that we've just made an alternate Tumblr. Because the only other social media I use is Tumblr and the vibes are just a nicer, smaller Tumblr.
B33 < troogle show me gender nyafurming hitbox reduction surgery B33 < (still wanna k33p the heart shape though it's too cute not to)
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Everythinga been g0ing d0wnhill aince my last girlfriend dumped me I am n0w in my heter0sexual era and i am MISERABLE
D --> Now I am not the shipping type but the pitch implications here must be intentional https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/decbdd8cbbed.png
Just another day, an' another portrait! This'n'\/\/\/\/as commissioned by th'Empress herself \/\/\/\/hen \/\/\/\/e \/\/\/\/ere a bit younger. Though I think it may'\/\/e been fer a Propaganda piece t'sho\/\/\/\/ off th'Orphanin' Position. Ne\/\/er did get replace far as I kne\/\/\/\/. https://i.imgur.com/U\/\/fH0Hp.jpg
whoever developed sburb should be dipped in tar and put in a pile of breadcrumbs so the seagulls can pick them apart for making the shittiest game in the universe.
Hey, I kne\/\/\/\/ that guy.
We used to be an empire.
Fiduspa\/\/\/\/n Generation One is far superior, though Fiduspa\/\/\/\/n: Gales and Squalls is goin' t'be \/\/ery fun.
If you find yourself surrounded on all sides, windmill your arms very quickly and loudly announce to everyone it is each of their faults if they get hurt, as you are hustling moving your arms like this. Horrified at violating neutrality, everyone’s nearness will shrink and recede nigh infinitely.
Who else is slutting it up this weekend.
I despise this splinternet thing. Someone should blo\/\/\/\/ it up.
Well, I'm here.
C0uld never be me
Animal Crossing voice when ur typing “0” in the game: ᶻᵉᵈᵒ
yes
#nsfwe I can be trusted with young impressionable minds. Ideally if those young minds have daddy problems. If you fall into this category, feel free to DM. I can help you sail these troubled waters.
you can go to work on 3 hours of sleep. but Watch Out.
Guess who just woke up. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/20/9505f869464ee9c54bc9155b2981e9d056861090.jpg #nsfw
the amount of times i go to put a 'u' in a word like colour or honour is terrifying. being a chud australian is going to kill me. maybe i should make a luxora account
((this is an insane energy to have as a person but also really fucking funny. keep doing this. thats amazing
(( me but as an Aussie. The U stays I give up
yo im canadian and the real biggest challenge i have is not putting u in words. i wrote flavour and went FUCK FUCK FUCK