The pretentious Lalonde
@tentacledTherapist
I cannot believe the only social media I am on in the year 2026 is troll twitter. They/Them // avatar by smallfangs on tumblr.
Have we all considered that we've just made an alternate Tumblr. Because the only other social media I use is Tumblr and the vibes are just a nicer, smaller Tumblr.
don’t forget that we (an also post porn here #nsfw
Woman who's only used Tumblr discovering her second social media site:
Good morning. Everything bagel and coffee save me. Save me everything bagel and coffee
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CHITTR SHADY FACT #8 • "bro strider needs to get a real job!"
i got a real job. the fuck.
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Shawty let me hit because of The Skull. #nsfw #theskull
* i won't let shawty hit because i keep dodging all their attacks 🦴miss 🦴sfw
I cannot believe i am witnessing Trollbama and Michelle getting a divorce over yaoi. This is not the drama I expected here.
YOU’RE NOT.
not to say ive been waiting for this moment my entire life but
You are so right actually, how could i be so blind.
⠀#vaguepost
emo grls hit me the fuck up tbh
why not free will is beautiful
alt he/it mama dad whatever pls dont mack on my kismesituationship i would actually die ;~@
ok since u asked real nicely
damn, i was reaLLy hoPing to use the "fucked your mom" Line. ah weLL.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I am going to hide in the bathroom on company time.
dis is y i monitor bat)(room break times so nobubbly do dis. unless t)(ey cool. t)(en t)(ey can get away wit it
Imagine me, overusing Oxford commas, like a tool. Is it even possible, that something more disdainworthy, could even exist?
D --> The worst part about this post is that I don't think you know what an o%ford comma is
i DON'T REALLY, tHINK THAT YOU CAN, oVERUSE, cOMMAS, tHEY ARE A VERY, vERSATILE TOOL IN THE, wRITING, sPACE, i THINK,
Why do all Youtube music links simply tell me in the embed that my browser is "depreciated". The link works just fine, why are you insulting me and my browser, Youtube?
I have no idea. It keeps doing it on my end no matter what browser I'm using on what device.
Okay, is it just my browser, or is chittr censoring me and my ability to talk
Well. seems it was just my browser.
Y'know. I failed to consider that my lat chit could be construed as horny. Unfortunately for everyone else involved, it was about getting someone to refill my water cup for me. I appreciate the enthusiasm, though.
Some people are so easy. All I have to do is bat my eyelashes and sound so, very pathetic and people will just do things for you. #NeverDoThingsForYourself #Manipulation
Hi. What do you need done. Itemized list.
yeah this vwould wvork on me
RE: MANIPULATION! so true #rechitt
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Good morning chittr. Who up dinking they oiter?
me
Out of touch Thursday? More like out of tits Tuesday with the way you all broke the damn image embeds. #nsfw
Hello all. I am here to inform you that you all need to find a God and start believing in it, that should cure you from whatever illness it is that is making you all go crazy over "spheres". Get better soon.
I think that perhaps everyone here should seek psychiatric help given the fact that we are all deeply addicted to chittr, myself included. What if we all did it together hand in hand like the worst support group known to man and troll alike.
:33 < we could also goon sometime :3 just saying
There is this thing, it is called "touching grass", I just think we should all try it sometime. Not all roads lead to chittr.
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I'm not saying we shouldn't touch grass. I'm just saying that there's a fallacy here.
Hmmm. Then yes, a psychiatrist would hurt. I'm sure you'll be fine.
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*Tapping the microphone* Hello? Is this thing working? I believe we all broke the site.