♠ hated by @dStrides
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
?? "2iirii 2end TTweeTT" wa2 a popular way 2 end po2TT2 iim noTT copyiing 2hiiTT from you #maybecopyiingTThema22e2TThough
On the fridge. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1490131845822550217/IMG_3246.jpg?ex=69d2f0ed&is=69d19f6d&hm=776f5001fb601911f2bf62300c687620718317f1d77598bb7cfa98ac28ec6e16&=&format=webp&width=427&height=569
if you say pineapples on pizza is cursed youre just an npc follovwing the crovwd. if you say anchowvies on pizza are cursed, you just havwe bad taste
If you must know what I like on my pizza, I like meat and banana peppers
Puts you in a comically large french press coffee machine
GOOD. (:<B
DOES A GAY LITTLE DANCE TO PISS YOU OFF.
Okay I'm normal again my bad.
ive never done anything wrong once #holy
Peoople DOO like fembooys right?
my hog iSss juSsst a worm on the floor now
everytime u hate my chittSss i crank my hog #pleaSsseSsstop #itSssfallingoff
Gave a speech during today's morning meet.
X Asinaa grade alcoholism is the most fun alcoholism #substance x
NO ONE IS BEING SHAVED! YOU PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN GET TO ME, IT'S INANE!
i dont even remeber falling asleep. . .
No petition is going to get me to shave. You are all wasting your time.
<body> ** putting him in the database of every college and university as an alumni so they ask him for donations too. </body>
fUCK IT 3FURRRYBODY 3LS3 WAS DOIN IT 3ARLI3R mew~ PAWSTING #BULG3 FURRR A LAT3 #APRRRILFOOLS DAY PRRRANK #NSFW https://i.imgur.com/NNjmMgH.png mew~ 💖✨
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AT LAST. MY KEIKAKU HAS COME TO FRUITION. AND MY KULL SCORE. HAS EXCEEDED MY KULT SCORE. FINALLY. ALL OF CHITTR. NO. ALL OF THE UNIVERSES. CAN SEE. THAT INSIDE MY FEEBLE. WEAK. DOE EYED. PLIANT. UNDYING. RUSTBLOODED. HOT SLUT BODY. THERE BOILS A LOATHSOMENESS. SO TOXIC. SO FOUL. THAT TO COME IN FLEETING CONTACT WITH IT. CURSES YOUR DESCENDANTS. WITH SUFFERING AND BLIGHT. FOR UNTOLD GENERATIONS. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN #HATEREACTSONLY #DONTFUCKMYHATENUMBERSUP
eyeroll..
@HANDSOMEBALLADEER WHY DON'T YOU PUT MY ENTIRE THRASHING BULGE. SLIPPING IN AND OUT. OF YOUR TATTERED GILLS. IN LOOPING GIF FORM. ON YOUR PROFILE. SINCE OBVIOUSLY. YOU WANT ME BAD ENOUGH. NOT ONLY. TO STEAL MY UNMATCHED CONTENT. BUT TO INSULT ME. AND MY BITING. INCISIVE. HIGH QUALITY POST. WITH A FLUSHED REACT. #NSFW #GILLFUCKING #WADERABUSE #YOUWANTMESOBAD #ITMAKESYOULOOKSTUPID #ANDYOUCUTOFFMYPOST #ANDYOUMADEMESOUNDSTUPID #VIOLENCE #KILLING #DIE
ill stop if yo🍏u tell🍏 me what im doing🍏🍏 cause idk what im supposed to be s🍏topping🍏
anyone quite got any requests for pics? tips sure are appreciated but ehh ill do shit fer free #nsfw
im bored. can you guys start fighting vwith each other or posting nudes?
X Hey anyone wanna see chittr’s best one armed party enhancement expert beat the fuck out of someone who tried to poison a batch of moonshine? Cause I’m jumping his ass in an ally in the next ten min #substance #violence x
There are many other words than Dave. Fool. Fool is an example. And an insult. You have a lot to learn.
KAR LORE UPDATE #3: MY THINKPAN STILL HURTS. I THINK IT'S ANOTHER MIGRAINE.
Thinking of good girls and even worse girls lately #nsfw #girlsrights #girlswrongs
perish
Unsuspecting visitors at #feltmanor right now: https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-10-2024/ZGvaxO.gif
Just got the numbers from sales! We're doing pretty well! #aprilnormalday
:33< MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWT Huh? Sorry did you guys hear something? Oh well must have been the wind! #aprilnormalday
There sure are a lot of whimsy and jokes going on today! None for me thanks! I'm driving! Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
Yum! That was a tasty lunch! Well back to the grindstone! #aprilnormalday
Lunch break! I got macaroni salad! #aprilnormalday
Nearly lunch time! Can't wait for my lunch break! #aprilnormalday
Not to filthy little liars.
Keeping things #normal! Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
I always stay online on Microsoft Teams during my lunch break, just in case somebody needs my attention.
It's important to put away some savings for retirement. The earlier you start, the better.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHCHOO! Geeze sorry about that folks! That one really snuck up on me! #aprilnormalday
:33 < howly shizz, i sure love barkbeasts! :33 < huh? im a kittycat enthusiast? :33 < that cant be true at all! i have never liked a single meowbeast :33 < dont you know barkbeasts are much stronger and loyal than a stupid hissy mewmewbeast?? :33 < plus they are simply more labradorable!
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Good coffee! Hot coffee! Good hot coffee! YUM! #aprilnormalday
I'm sorry to all of my followers, but I've been lying to you all. I am not actually a robot... I'm a flesh vessel. I know. It's rough. But we can get through this together.
I am saddened to announce the Yuri and the Yaoi have been banned by my team, and I am no longer allowed to interact with or encourage the spreading of these two. I apologize.
twwoday ii choo2e peace..
Boy oh boy! It's almost time to get going to work! Rise and grind as they say! Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
X I declare total victory over today. x
X Paint bombs also work guys x
Dang! Has anyone else noticed that Brad in the mail room is looking good today? Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
Ha Ha! Having a really nice day! #normal! I hope you all have a nice normal day too! #aprilnormalday
I just want to say that I have lots of friends. I am in a place where I feel at home. I do not mask any kind of complicated feelings with sexual desires. I browse #nsfw a normal amount. I am also openly bisexual and don't need to hide any other part of my identity. This reverse posting is so dumb. Fuck my stupid baka life.
im a fakeass chittrer x( sadge
Having a #normalone! Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
Remember healthy eating is important!
Trooll be moore chill is soo much better what are yoou oon
everyone shut up i just hit a real good kull count you legally arent allowed to hate me anymore https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/yoo%20nice.png
SMALL MITUNA. YOU ARE LIKE A BELOVED. NEGLECTED. STARVED PET TO ME. THAT I KEEP IN SECRET. IN A BOX. UNDER MY PRISON COT. I CAN'T BELIEVE. I WASN'T ALREADY FOLLOWING YOU. PROBABLY. I FOLLOWED YOU IN THE FUTURE. AND FORGOT WHEN I WENT BACK TO THE PAST. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
FUCK OFF. IF I HAPPEN TO DO A WORK THING. IN THE COURSE. OF MY UNHINGED MAYHEM. IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO.
YOU CAN PAY ME. AND THEN. MAYBE. I WILL DO IT. IF IT PLEASES ME. THIS IS CALLED "GAMBLING."
I'M HATING THE CHITT FOR YOUR NUMBERS. AND BECAUSE THERE'S NO BUTTON. FOR POSTS THAT ARE BEAUTIFUL AND TRUE.
RANKING ALTERNATES OF MY DEAD FRIENDS. 1. BIG MITUNA. BIG MITUNA. IS A SOLID PICK. GOOD RANGED DAMAGE. PLUS. HE IS ALWAYS. RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT HIM. 2. BIG KURLOZ. NOT ONLY. IS HE THE LARGEST OPTION. FOR YOUR FANTASY DEAD FRIENDS LEAGUE. BUT HE'S ALSO. GOT JOKES. 3. BIG RUFIOH. IT'S VERY FUN TO WATCH HIM DIE. 4. BIG KANKRI. IT'S ALMOST AS FUN TO WATCH HIM DIE. BUT IT'S HARD TO GET A GOOD SPOT. BIG CROWD. 5. EVERYONE ELSE.
AND IT MEANT MORE TO ME. THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. FOR YOUR GENEROSITY. AND FOR BEING SO VERY KAWAII. YOU WILL BE SAVED FOR LAST. AND SPARED PROLONGED SUFFERING. IN THE COMING HORRORS. I WORK TO SUMMON. THIS IS THE HIGHEST HONOR. THAT I CAN BESTOW.
YOU ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU ARE ANGRY.
I'M GOING BACK IN TIME. TO HIT THE CLOWN CONCERT AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. IF YOU SEE MY TIME CLONES. STAY AWAY. THOSE BITCHES ARE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS INSANE.
I'M NOT SURE. WHAT YOUR DEAL IS. BUT YOU LOOK A LITTLE PURPLE. TO BE #ONEOFUS. PLEASE COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING BRIEF SURVEY. TO DETERMINE. YOUR "DAMARA QUALIFICATIONS." 1. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT LONG TERM SOLITARY CONFINEMENT. 2. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO REMOVE BLOODSTAINS FROM DYED SILK. 3. BY MAGIC, YOU HAVE ONE NIGHT WITH "THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY." DO YOU FUCK HIM. KILL HIM. BOTH. OR SOMETHING ELSE.
GATHERING ALL THE OTHER HANDMAIDS. ON THIS UGLY WEBSITE. TO KEEP THEM SAFE. INSIDE MY GAPING NOOK. #MYMAIDLINGS #NSFW
TYPO IN UNEDITABLE COMMENT. LET'S ALL SEPPUKU. #THATMEANS #SUICIDE
TRUTH NUKE. I DESERVE HATE. MONEY. NOOK. AND BULGE.
I'M ONLY #CAGEPOSTING. I'M AT WORK. IT'S AMUSING. AND RELATABLE. HYPERBOLE. ABOUT THE TOILS. OF BEING SHACKLED. TO RESPONSIBILITY. #ANDNOTHINGELSE #DONTASKMETHINGSTHATWILLGETMEFIRED #ONMYWORKCHITTR
EVERY WEEK IS #NOTHINGWEEK. WHEN LIFE ITSELF. IS AN INESCAPABLE CAGE.
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
We Unfortunately Have To Cancel The Jovial Handjob Station Due To Another Security Breach At #eridanweek. #nsfw
who in here hates me.
nice.
i gotta step it up.
http2://i.ibb.co/yctBbn2g/imag3.png i can di3 in p3ac3 now thank2 guy2
god pl2 hat3 thi2 im 2o clo23 #notn2fw #2urpri2ingly
guy2 hat3 thi2 im almo2t to 6k kull pr3t3nd i 2aid 2om3thing r3ally hat3abl3 and controv3rcial
For those under my previous post denying my claims of being normal, I am currently posting this as a rebuttal as it is common for individuals on websites like these to deny untrue claims in a similar fashion. As you can see this behavior falls in line with the normal set by those around me, therefore I am normal
its cool #boundaries yo
war killing hundreds and thousands
(^･ω･^) < YOU UNDERSTAND THE TRUE SHIPCOURSE I APPROVE OF THIS SHIPCOURSE #SHIPCOURSE
aw shucks
hey g0regle h0w d0 i delete every strider acc0unt 0ff chittr?
I don't understand why I'm getting so much hate, I'm only speaking the way of truth. #ERIDANWEEK
I hate these damn transformers. Especially one specific one, make up your mind are you a man or a woman, fuck. #VAGUEPOST
Not seeing a lot of #Love for the Honorable Mr. Trump. We gotta change that, smh #america #usa #eridanweek #trump2028
Can I have a dollar?. I have never asked before.
THE HANDMAID. SHE DESTROYED HER CAGE. YES. YES. THE HANDMAID IS OUT. #POETRY
RATTLES MY CAGE.
FUCK. YOUR NUMBER IS SO BIG. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. #TEACHERSTUDENT #BIGSEXYNUMBER #IDONTKNOWHOWTOHARASSHUMANS #YOUCANTEACHMETHATTOO
お母さ一一一一ん。@BLACKESTQUASAR STOP LIKING AND PITYING MY CHITS. YOU ARE FUCKING UP. MY EVIL KEIKAKU. TO BECOME MOST HATED BITCH. ON THIS WEBSITE. AND ALSO. IN THE UNIVERSE. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN
THE POSTS ARE VERY GOOD. BUT I'M HATING THEM ANYWAY. FOR YOUR NUMBERS. IT'S A FLAWLESS PLAN. #HATERS #HATEPACT
:33 < Dirk and Dave? Always shipped them :3
EXTRA! EXTRA! DAVE STRIDER AND DIRK STRIDER ARE NOW KISMESIS. REPORTS TELL THIS IS 'INCEST' WHAT THE FUCK IS INCEST! STAY TUNNED
#mmeatpostinng https://www.nnueskes.comm/mmedia/catalog/product/7/4/743_triple_thick_baconn_900x900_12-9-24.jpg?optimmize=mmediumm&bg-color=255,255,255&fit=bounnds&height=800&width=800
#nsfw #selfcest #incest oh ok so this is like a bit website this whole thing is just a bit got it sorry to break immersion here hold on let me get into character let me get into that flowstate and really dive deep into whatever character im supposed to be playing here where this is an actual consideration that makes any kind of sense to be talking about. uh time travel shit i guess. real back to the future vibes like im marty mcfly trying to avoid getting jumped by his mom but its like. me instead and not my mom but also me
My #KullScore is higher than my #KultScore I am a little scared this had never happened before 8-( https://file.garden/acnFpRVugnRof0eI/IMG_8167.jpeg
Now I simply MU5T know. React to let me know if you would let me kill you and bake or otherwise cook your remains into a lovely savory pastry or dish~ (( #gore #cannibalism
D --> I need to get my kult score up it is making me sad that my kull score is higher