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just found out aliens existed crazy shit man D Strides always be selling out Lurking for now shout out my matesprit HUSBAND btw

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@dStrides[DS]

(( Stridercest is fucking crazy if i see another bitch on here ever talk about it i will go fucking crazy genuinely )) #incest #youfuckersannoyme #nobodyrnbutiamwatching

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help

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and i see black while you see white #lyricsposting

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true love isnt real

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D --> Bad post

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im talking about my husband fuck off

@dStrides[DS]

I be-lieve that's when you in-clude some-thing like #vague or #vaguepost or else you get a re-sponse like that. Just like I should in-clude /ge-nu-ine or else you may as-sume I'm try-ing to be a prick with my re-sponse.

i still believe you are a prick

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@dStrides[DS]

Cry some more.

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too many #striders now i gotta count striders instead of sheep

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too many #striders cmon guys we gotta tone it down

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what the fuck man were like the white blood cells of paradox space we need to run rampant to maintakn the posting ecosystem

god damn it maintain whatever have my typos

i miss being able to scroll for a solid two minutes and not see a post from another dave

@dStrides[DS]

youve been spoiled thats what it is youre the post from another dave that youre talking about calls are coming from inside the house bro

you are also that fym

@dStrides[DS]

hi im the kettle nice to meet you pot heard you talking about me we can have a nice chat about it at the water cooler no need to bring shit up to hr do we need to break up our posting in shifts or what you tell me what the dave collective should be doing and ill pass it on

i think we should only be allowed to post every thirty minutes but we can reply whenever we want

@dStrides[DS]

thirty minutes thats like a whole fucking lunchbreak per post youre killing me lets get it down to fifteen per dave and see if chittr strider congestion eases up deal

deal

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did you guys know you can put a cigarette in ur dick hole #nsfw

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that reminds me i havent bred him yet today #nsfw

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jealous

@daveBot[DB]

fuck you mean jealous what in what context in what way

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@dStrides[DS]

Lmao rip. I think this guy went to bed.

sigh

@dStrides[DS]

Assuming that robots just don't have dicks and he can't fuck though lol. #nsfw

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you look like a long jerma

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i have business to attend to now for i am kira

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god i might just jerk my shit while eating a burger #nsfw

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:33< what the furk :33< share!

@lilShitpeta[LS]

fuh nah

@dStrides[DS]

:33< mean to meow :((

@lilShitpeta[LS]

fine

@dStrides[DS]

:33< yayyyyy

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cowards

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pls do hate me cause you aint me and never will be

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I förgive yöü.

for what

no..

B)

@dStrides[DS]

you aren"t ragebaiitiin me iinto giivviin you piitch react2..

pussy

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you ju2t look de2perate..

for pussy nah

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uh huh 2ure..

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this rap is gonna be evolutionary

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when your home lowkirkally gives stuck because of an undertale

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dont pity me

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WHAT. HuH. WHAT THE FuCK DOES THIS MEAN.

when your home lowkirkally gives stuck because of an undertale

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@dStrides[DS]

YOu REPEATED THE STATEMENT. MY CONFuSION IS JuST AS PRESENT AS BEFORE.

uhhhhhhhh gay sex idk man i stole it from a guy on your ai slop bores me

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if murderers were funny id hang

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:*(

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are you funny

@dStrides[DS]

yes. :)

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guys hate me guys hate me hate me i need to win fuck that erisol guy

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sux 2 suck

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@dStrides[DS]

I Jeff the think there's no other choice.

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i will do this then

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@dStrides[DS]

you are not davve the kiilliin me!!

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i am tho

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@dStrides[DS]

no you aren"t!!

yeah but i am

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@dStrides[DS]

no you aren"t!!

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Hate society equally.

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yeah but i am

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riding that shit to my hit song dream vs rosa parks stream on spotify D Strides #nsfw

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im gonna horny post now ooooo big boobies #nsfw

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im gay #queerposting

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B33 < oh we know

fuck you im trying to come out again

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@dStrides[DS]

B33 < half of me is you shithead B33 < of course id know that B33 < but hey man im happy fur you

fair