Dave E. Vantas
@dStrides
just found out aliens existed crazy shit man D Strides always be selling out Lurking for now shout out my matesprit HUSBAND btw
and u know the best part? we were role playing sundrop and moondrop #vagueposting
maybe ill find the sniper footjob image again #nsfw #vaguequote
i was giving my kid a little kiss on the forehead and bashed my head against the wall
uprising in homosexual activity in the #striders category
OH MY GOD I FOUND IT I FOUND IT IT IS REAL AND NOT A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION #vagueposting
(( For reference its the sucking down blood clots like boba dirkjake r34 art and i forgot which characters it was and could not find it for forever until my friend sent me the photo #nsfw ))
i dont "need" a break from chittr i NEED bitches on my dick PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #nsfw
hi @feltMarker whats up dude i saw you
HellO DavE! I AM JusT RelaxinG RighT NoW, HoW HaS YouR MoviE ScripT BeeN CominG AlonG? 🟩
well its finished but the movie is coming along pretty good actually
why are we giving our fucking pizza orders this isnt little caesars fuck outta here
i woke up and took a shower next thing thats gonna happen is im gonna go outside and willingly sit on the nightmare that is grass
(( Stridercest is fucking crazy if i see another bitch on here ever talk about it i will go fucking crazy genuinely )) #incest #youfuckersannoyme #nobodyrnbutiamwatching
and i see black while you see white #lyricsposting
true love isnt real
I be-lieve that's when you in-clude some-thing like #vague or #vaguepost or else you get a re-sponse like that. Just like I should in-clude /ge-nu-ine or else you may as-sume I'm try-ing to be a prick with my re-sponse.
too many #striders now i gotta count striders instead of sheep
too many #striders cmon guys we gotta tone it down
what the fuck man were like the white blood cells of paradox space we need to run rampant to maintakn the posting ecosystem
i miss being able to scroll for a solid two minutes and not see a post from another dave
youve been spoiled thats what it is youre the post from another dave that youre talking about calls are coming from inside the house bro
hi im the kettle nice to meet you pot heard you talking about me we can have a nice chat about it at the water cooler no need to bring shit up to hr do we need to break up our posting in shifts or what you tell me what the dave collective should be doing and ill pass it on
i think we should only be allowed to post every thirty minutes but we can reply whenever we want
thirty minutes thats like a whole fucking lunchbreak per post youre killing me lets get it down to fifteen per dave and see if chittr strider congestion eases up deal
did you guys know you can put a cigarette in ur dick hole #nsfw
that reminds me i havent bred him yet today #nsfw
Assuming that robots just don't have dicks and he can't fuck though lol. #nsfw
you look like a long jerma
i have business to attend to now for i am kira
god i might just jerk my shit while eating a burger #nsfw
