♦ pitied by @dStrides
I am six feet tall. That doesn't matter what does matter is Hal.
Seeing people pitch a reverse hemospectrum order after a backlog of flirtation is something I will be claiming hoofbeast-and-carriage collision whiplash for. #dashwatching
Wow! Six unique glitter bombs in my room! .... Joy
What a lovely day to be at The Felt Mansion. https://dynamic-media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/17/01/08/bb/20190323-182935-largejpg.jpg?w=1200&h=1200&s=1
I have determined that I appear to have woken up as a human, not unlike that famous novel by Franzz Kafkah. If there's any humans who can advise on what to do with all this hair, it would be appreciated.
I just want to say that I have lots of friends. I am in a place where I feel at home. I do not mask any kind of complicated feelings with sexual desires. I browse #nsfw a normal amount. I am also openly bisexual and don't need to hide any other part of my identity. This reverse posting is so dumb. Fuck my stupid baka life.
im a fakeass chittrer x( sadge
hovw dare you pity my chitt vwhen im laying dovwn some game.
wvhat if i liked your post?
I'M NOT OWNED! I'M NOT OWNED!
AHGASLDHFKASDHF;ASDHFA;GVNEWANVIONFDSFLFD;SHAF
STOP PITYING MY FUCKING CHITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trying a new productivity strategy today.
I hate these damn transformers. Especially one specific one, make up your mind are you a man or a woman, fuck. #VAGUEPOST
* You wonder why people always hate your posts when you've never said anything hate-worthy at all.
Cant Relate
Bruh why did this post twice. Sorry about that.
<3-Humans-would-often-send-their-young-into-unwinnable-battles-(Coughing-baby-vs-Hydrogen-bomb),-the-purpose-of-this-is-yet-unknown.
[I got addicted to an online gambling app and am now in debt] [i dont know what to do SERIOUSE ADVICE ONLY!!!]
Keep up them moves, white guy. Ya bringin my sage business boomin.
People will say they hate smuppets n then wreck em as if that ain't the point. They're little whores to be gored and wrecked. There entire identity is around being phallic and being detroyed because of their very nature. #nsfw #gore <- But also not really, they're made of felt and I ain't gettin sexual pleasure from it. Still feels worth tagging. #smuppets.
Should I treat myself do a drink? #Substance
Me and Rosey laying in bed together, watching British Bake Off.