♠ hated by @turntechGodheaded
so i got a confession to make after my hivve wwas dissipated before my vvery eyes and i wwas forced to wwander these wwastes like the peons do wwith no hivve to call my owwn i MUST confess to the murder of brrapp zooppp my arch nemesis YES it wwas me wwho hung his body on city hall to display for all my prospectivve enemies to see and be COWWED
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
im sorry i have a kid i need to feed god
betty crocker offered me an air fryer for free
8-> #RATIOCOIN!
TO EVERYONE NAPPING, CURSE OF SIX SLEEP HOURS APPLIED. SEE YA TOMORROW
Crab Rangoon 🦀
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CALL IT A MILLION AND ONE, I LIKE THOSE ODDS. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CLOWNVERT TODAY AND GET A FREE HONK HORN THAT'S NOT FREE AT ALL AND YOU HAVE TO PAY TWO BOONDOLLARS FOR IT. :o) LIMITED TIME OFFER EXCEPT WE'RE OFFERING IT FOREVER.
Do ya like trees i like like chillin with them ya know like your like ya got like luv in you like your chill like epic man
I respect all my constituents, including clowns.
wwell there are flyin things wwith feathers its jus that mosta them are big enough ta kill you unlike wwhatevver tiny ass nonsense you had flutterin round your atmosphere the smaller ones are usually bats genuinely im pretty sure the only wway your species managed to proliferate across your planet at all is cause the wwildlife wwas markedly pathetic at any rate not evvery critter is a lusii or evven capable of bein a lusii an you can bet your bottom dollar that evvery damn ocean is chocked full of a wwhole assortment of random shit fish included like wwhat the hell do you think wwe evven eat sure as fuck isnt just goddamn dirt
D --> I'm a vegetarian D --> I am just answering your question
D --> They're small and edible
ok sit dowwn and try to use your pan for literally a single second its an entire planet thats also covvered in a vvast netwwork of oceans of fuckin COURSE theres fish wwhole buncha other shit in there too too
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 ⩊𑁤𖹭 ᴗP ୨୧𖥔𖥔IN୨ 𖹭ILજ 𝖋𖹭R જA𖹭I? ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
cutting a worm will not make two worms.
#nsfw #chittrconfession I LIKE FEET.
Gonzo is such a hot character.
long time lurker first time poster im a lowwblood wwho tragically lost their lusus to a sad case of culling by our resident orphaner eridan AN EVVEN THOUGH IVVE been personally affected by his duty i cant help but wweep and cheer out in awwe at his presence #justlowwbloodthings
REMEMBER!! ITS ALWAYS ETHICAL TO BRUTALIZE BOYS OF A HIGHER CASTE !! MAKE THEM YOUR BITCH <3</<3/<>/<3< #WHATEVERQUADYOUWANT #NSFW #BLACKROM #IPREFERBLACKROMFUCKYOU #PITCHPOSTING
i hate all 𖦹f y𖦹u
BEHIND THE DENNYS. IF YOURE A GOOD FUCKING BOY, IT'LL BE MY RESPITEBLOCK.
:o) Though your spade burns bright for me, your eyes burn brighter with my power. :o) Its flattering that only I get to see you like this, pitch motherfucker mine. :o) Give in. #nsfw #chucklevoodooplay
evveryone can thank ME for all the improvvements brought on to this accursed media app courtesy of and paid for by the plus 2 eridans foundation
Whoever the 4 likes are don't get the aura I bring to the table.
im the most special and handsomest boy in the entire vworld. (like if you agree.)
Goodnight #dreamingofbaby #lovebaby
>([#expecting #bunint#eoven]
We are trying to give you a bouncing brother (or sister). We are trying to give you a gift from the fruit of our loins. And this is the reaction? #ungrateful
@tentacleTherapist#9177 https://i.ibb.co/cXL9C8dC/image.png Hey. What the fuck.
dis why you otter stick to my products
i would too. you look like those pinterest softboy misogynists. XP
S♡♡♡♡ n♡t h♡w radi♡s w♡rk! </3 ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
it's me again. they're using radio waves to control the weather. and if you weren't aware those fucking chemtrails in the sky aren't condensation, they're fucking chemicals to control your pliable brains.
some of you are hating my chits... every chit... as soon as theyre posted... hmm... suspicious
i ate my horse today
the moon is an artificial alien construct space ship sent here by the el-aurians to observe our fucking planet. it's fucking fake, we live on a goddamn torodial earth, so it must have its own engines because it wouldn't be able to naturally orbit the torodial earth.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AND ON THE FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTIETH DAY, THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS IN THEIR INFINITE WISDOM AND UNFATHOMABLE MALICE LOOKED UPON THE ALTERNIAN LANDS IN WHICH THEY HAD SPAWNED FROM THE FAYGAN ICHOR AND CONTEMPLATED. THEY HAD IMBUED THEIR CREATION WITH ALL THE VIOLENCE, BLOOD, AND CARNAGE THAT A LOVING CREATOR WOULD, THOUGH SOMETHING YET REMAINED UNFINISHED. SO IT WAS THAT THE MESSIAHS BLESSED THE VIRGIN LANDS WITH THE STICKIEST GREEN KUSH THAT A MOTHERFUCKER HAD EVER SMOKED, AND THEY SAID, "IT IS GOOD". GENESIS FROG 1:1 #faith #mirth #subjugglator #substance #daily_meditation
I am going out for a little while. I shall leave you all with this: Those who dislike white chocolate are posers and fools. This is objective fact.
It's called hero worship.
Hate my post all you like, I am objectively correct. White chocolate rules. Milk chocolate drools.
you can 2ee iin the piicture 2he2 CLEARLY out2iide. 2he2 multiita2kiing.
I'm back bitches. miss me?
ill cherish being top 50 and the highest bro on the scoreboard. just means im really the alpha.
yooo whomever im neck and neck with, get bent.
couldn't be me.
somehow i think you got this idea of me that differs from reality, little man.
yeah who the fuck else would i be talking about?
you think he'd dig that?
what would it take to secure a venue to marry a mother fucking huge ass clown?
@ me next time damn
wwhere i dont see it hey can you dm me the link
distracting me from what?
you're really trying to get my goat, ain't working bruh.
could still kick your ass into the sunset.
that's strifing words, dawg.
man don't start shit talking my #1 bromio.
BY THE WAY. FOR ALL DUMB ASSES. ASS HOLES. AND OTHER DUMB FUCKS WHO DID NOT UNDERSTAND MY JOKE. IT WAS A PLAY ON WORDS. YOU SEE. BECAUSE CHITTR. AND SHITTR. COUNT ALIKE. BUT ONE IS THE NAME OF THE WEB SITE. AND THE OTHER, WHILE SOUNDING ALIKE, CONTAINS THE WORD "SHIT" WITHIN IT. ALLUDING TO THE FACT, THAT MANY OF THE PEOPLE ON HERE, ARE DUMB SHITS. IT IS BOTH AN INSULT AND A CLEVER PLAY ON WORDS. THIS IS WHY I AM THE AUTHOR, AND YOU ARE THE READERS. I AM THE TEACHER, AND YOU ALL, MY STUDENTS. ONLY THIS TIME. THE TEACHER WILL NEVER BE SURPASSED. BECAUSE THE STUDENTS. YOU. ARE ALL DUMB ASSES, AND HATERS.
YOU ARE TESTING MY PATIENCE, SUN GLASSES MAN. I AM OFFICIALLY DE-PROMOTING YOU. FROM ALPHA MALE. TO LITTLE BITCH.
Consult me, quickly.
fuck wrong tab.
google how do i reconcile with my kids?
to all the rest of the daves out there, includin' ones i weren't able to tag, ya'll can see what my handle is and ya know that it is we deserve to know what happened to ya durin' the game. come tell me about it or i'll come and find you to hear about it. @turntechGodhead @turntechGodhead#1609 @turntechGodhead#3328 @turntechGodhead#4338 @turntechGodhead#5047 @turntechGodhead#6490 @turnaciousGeromy
yeah see this is where you and i differ and its upsetting to say it but you are so fucking raw you are literally being stockholmed by struggle meals nobodys even stooped to
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