so i got a confession to make after my hivve wwas dissipated before my vvery eyes and i wwas forced to wwander these wwastes like the peons do wwith no hivve to call my owwn i MUST confess to the murder of brrapp zooppp my arch nemesis YES it wwas me wwho hung his body on city hall to display for all my prospectivve enemies to see and be COWWED
NOW THIS. IS THE KIND OF WANTON MURDER. ABUSE OF CORPSES. AND REVENGE CYCLING. THAT EVERYONE ON ALTERNIA. SHOULD BE ENGAGED IN. CONSTANTLY. IF I COULD GIVE YOU A PRIZE. FOR BEST TROLL. THE SHINING EXAMPLE. ALL OTHERS SHOULD FOLLOW. IT WOULD BE UNMATCHED. IT WOULD BE UNMATCHED IN QUALITY. AND PRESTIGE. FITTING YOUR STATUS. UNFORTUNATELY. THEY DON'T PAY ME. TO STOKE HATRED. AND FOMENT DISCORD. SO ALL I HAVE TO OFFER YOU. ARE NASTY LICORICE BARKBEASTS. IN INDUSTRIAL QUANTITIES. AND THE ADMIRATION. OF A FELLOW VIOLENT LUNATIC.
YES. THAT'S HOW THEY TASTE. #BESTICANDO. #THINKABOUTWHATTHATMEANSFORME. #FORONESECOND.