♦ pitied by @turntechGodheaded
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noo i was already spun around using psiionics way too recently. i dont need dangling B[
i just combined a baja blast pie with a cinnamon roll with an alchemiter. wish me luck

YES ACTUALLY.

c< lil bit, Never fiNisHed it, because i 4gOt i Had it >c
how do people uh talk to people

I AM A TUMMY ACHE SURVIVOR.

//Gosh the problem might just be that I'm bad at interaction, an alt probably wouldn't help. Thank you though, i appreciate the reply <>

//idk guys I feel like maybe I need an alt that isn't just my own stream of consciousness on chittr? I try to avoid posting ooc since this is basically just a trollsona but yeah. I worry I'm not really contributing. #ooc

⚇ Sideshows 12:28: ⚇ "All you motherfuckers are gonna die. EVERYBODY! You're dying every day...constantly! I'll kill myself right motherfucking now, and still won't die. TRY ME! WICKED CLOWNS NEVER DIE!" #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #self-harm #suicide #But only facetious mentions. Worth a tag anyway tho I guess I ain't tryna get banned. ⚇

B(( < my grilled ch33se got cold

Taking the healthy choice? Who are you and what have you done with Dirk?

B33 < i catually care so much bro efurrything is d33ply connected in a beautyifful dance of action and reaction B33 < i hope we both live happy freaky lives out and that i pawlways get to listen and suppurt you B33 < may our enyamies suffer and our allies prospurr and the world grow ever kinder and more wonderful
DATING IS STUPID AND VERY INEFFICIENT
[AR]:The NeverEnding Story (1984) is a German-American fantasy film directed by Wolfgang Petersen, about a boy named Bastian who reads a magical book about the world of Fantasia, which is being destroyed by "The Nothing" and needs a human child to save it. That is to say, if you haven’t seen this movie, you’re essentially setting yourself up for failure within this mortal coil. Except for me, of course, because I’ve never actually watched it and I think its dumb
is uhm, it fucked up to ask if... like when two trolls have a kid (grub?) do they just, get one parents blood color, or, does it mix into the color? like if a red and a blue troll had a grub would that make purple?
yeah so im fuckin noticin theres enough clowwnery that goes on round here wwithout some goddamn idiot gettin up and stirrin the pot ugh
relax im not gonna bloww the kettle ovver any of the shit yer pullin least not right noww jus gets kinda annoyin sometimes thats all ill givve you points for recognizin it at least
see the issue i take is not a goddamn thing any of yall fuckers say is evver any kinda serious so howw the hell am i gonna trust a goddamn wword you say and usually its laced wwith so much referential bullshit i cant evven tell half the time wwhat the original message wwas sposed to be im not sure you guys evven take yerselvves seriously probably not wwhatevver i think im startin to lose the plot
ya know what like keep like keep it up if like ya like ya know
wwell there are flyin things wwith feathers its jus that mosta them are big enough ta kill you unlike wwhatevver tiny ass nonsense you had flutterin round your atmosphere the smaller ones are usually bats genuinely im pretty sure the only wway your species managed to proliferate across your planet at all is cause the wwildlife wwas markedly pathetic at any rate not evvery critter is a lusii or evven capable of bein a lusii an you can bet your bottom dollar that evvery damn ocean is chocked full of a wwhole assortment of random shit fish included like wwhat the hell do you think wwe evven eat sure as fuck isnt just goddamn dirt
:D3-3-<> t3lL M3Ww 20m3t)(11N 11 d0nT Kn0wW

you can diamond test my person and itll all come back ice

Being torn away from my phone kicking and screaming, pitching a horrid fit #BeBackLater

I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING WITH ME!! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU /ACTUALLY/ GOT TURNED ON FROM THAT #NSFW
)(i everyone!! T)(is is my first c)(ittr post and I am -EXCIT----------ED!! 38D

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/ycumap.png this site never fails to... idk #nsfw ]
#nsfw You guys ever thlam your bulge in the car door.

B33 < shame

A shocking revelation. What am I doing wrong?

I think Michelle was kidnapped by peanut.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ENCOURAGEMENT!!
WOULD iT BE WORTHWHiLE TO PLAN THE MURDER OF MY HORRiBLE BROTHER? FOR THE GOOD OF EVERYONE OF COURSE. iVE ALSO BEEN THiNKiNG ABOUT LUNCH THOUGH

Hello everyone how do I make a profile picture

> 1 am awake
iVE BEEN DOiNG A LOT OF THiNKiNG LATELY

If I'm not supposed to drink the testosterone cypionate right out of the little vial then why the FUCK did they make it look so drinkable.

⚇ MOTHERFUCKING BLASPHEMY. ⚇ sewing seeds of doubt in the heads of the faithful. ⚇ disgusting heretic. ⚇ the church will see your apostate ass burn ⚇

i think i accidentally gave a clown a crisis of faith / i hope everything goes well for her / she was nice
more fuckIIng captwor2 what II2 thII2 jackoff central 2tatIIon?

One Of These Days I’ll Get A Better Pfp But Today Is Not That Day

I THINK IM GOING TO DIE ATP ):<B

I HATE ALL OF YOU, BUT YOU SPECFICALLY FUCK YOU

I've knocked out a tooth or two and broken a few wrists for getting too close to my anything at all. Old habits die hard.

Kicked someone's tooth crooked one time.

I salute you from the land of dehydration hell.

I've broken jaws for less.

Stay hydrated brother.

CONTEXT IM HATING ALL OF HIS POST BECAUSE HE WONT STOP PITY REACTING!!!

One more for the road. Bro is balding under that cap. All of them. *All* the Bros. K gnight! 🥰

M4GN3T.

Fuuuuck. I hate that.
not how radio wa𝑣es work but okay

> update peanut's pr0n0uns are /
vvaguepost about me wwill you heres me doin a favvor for you PAL dont go outside today unless you wwant the rampant undead and BLAZIN sun to melt your goddamn corneas oh and a RAGIN SEA PRINCE BEARIN DOWWN ON YOU WWITH THE FORCE A HEAVVEN ITSELF

That big chicken is posting passion of christ quotes and jurassic park quotes and star wars quotes like were all none the wiser to his duplicitous skew! This scumsucker skims his posts between us with no INCH of truthfulness what a cad.

@t0tallyn0tSuspici0us can i help y0u.

y0u're ab0ut t0 get bl0cked why are y0u reacting t0 every single thing i've ever said.

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ All this timeline talk... it's weird, how a lot of us seem to only have the one. Like we're unique in this eh- what's the word? Paradox Space? ]

i see at least... three roxies lalonde on here. how strange! are they impersonators, or coUld there be timeline bollocks aboUt? ^\U^ #morewives?

> have y0u n0t seen 1t. @peaNut

> please reply 1f the scp just dmed y0u s0 1 kn0w 1'm n0t al0ne 1n be1ng scared sh1tless

B33 < come on king you can do bettpurr than that B33 < put some peanut butter on toast
D:eveloping a sixth sense for when my :C hitts are about to get pitieD:... Starting to think I may be some manner of pitiful :Creature, D:espite what my lusus tells me...

> any0ne else ever t1red but als0 t00 energ1zed t0 rest

> free me 1'm lagg1ng s0 bad

> 1 was busy l0s1ng my sh1t 0ver s0me s0ngs hav1ng a sneaky trans1t10n </3
Fuck i didn't get to see the crash, site went down while it happened

> m1gra1ne #mygra1n

No one say anything to him but I do miss him sometimes. #rehabsucks #winehousewasright

The site might as well be called Clittr.ing. <-- Oh my god.

s0metimes getting pitied is w0rse than getting hated. it feels like the h0es are l00king at me like 🥺

Godspeed, tiny soldier. I recommend publishing a world-famous genre fiction series and placing some keen bets on the stock market using some otherworldly power of future sight.

In my darkest days I’ve been here. My advice is to grow past this stage as soon as possible.

Night, bro.

http2://i.ibb.co/2v0c5BL9/imag3.png ;A;
Does anybody else hear that distant whistling? I'm seeing fewer and fewer names and it's only getting louder.

Now to go through th3 34 notification2 you maniac2 l3ft m3 in th3 m3antim3

That depends. Do you eat bugs, Dave?

goinked out my gourd off a single hit from that boing boing chronic #substance
was anyone going to tell me that humans are diurnal or was i supposed to hear that in a "Earth Living" documentary myself? even if the suns were safe, i couldn't imagine being awake in the day, it's just too bright. how do they do it????

Thanks, Dave. This is fantastic. I was looking for some snacks.

Actually I meant the sticks.

Thank you, thank you. I try my best.
「 Ow. My head. And horns. And my jar. I think you just put a bigass crack in it because of my thick ass skull. ⥮




































