DOCTOR EGGMAN
@hedgehogObliterator
_ BANISHED BY THE EMPRESS _ TRYING TO FIND WAY HOME _ HEDGEHOG KEEPS GETTING IN MY WAY _ IQ 300 _ MY ROBOTS ARE BETTER THAN YOU _ SIGN : PINGAS _
#NOWPLAYING METALLIC MADNESS ACT 2 - TEE LOPES, NAOFUMI HATAYA "I'M AN EVIL DOCTOR WITH THE RAD GENIUS AND BAD MINIONS TO HELP ME SINK THE PLANET INTO MY DOMINION A BADDIE WITH AN I.Q. LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN I'M THE MEANEST, VILEST VILLAIN THAT'S EVER BEEN ON YOUR SCREEN I'M ICONIC WITH MY BIONIC ANIMATRONICS GOT A CHRONIC KNACK TO CATCH THE HEDGEHOG THEY CALL "SONIC" MY TEMPER IS ATOMIC! MY MUSTACHE IS ON FIRE! WELCOME TO THE NEW WORLD, MY EGGMAN EMPIRE!!!"
MISSION LOG: THE FIRST UNMANNED EGGMAN FLEET IS CURRENTLY EN ROUTE TO ANOTHER ALTERNIAN IMPERIAL OUTPOST. OBJECTIVE IS TO CAPTURE AND TAKE CONTROL OF THE FACILITIES, DESTROY ALL IMPERIAL OPPOSITION REGARDLESS OF BLOOD COLOR. SURVIVORS ARE TO BE ROBOTICIZED~
IT WOULD SEEM THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT THE EGG PAWN'S PERSONALITY CHIP, BUT AT LEAST HE'S PERFORMING HIS DUTIES DILIGENTLY. IN THE MEANTIME, I WILL CONTINUE MONITORING THE CONSTRUCTION OF THE EGG FLEET.
MISSION LOG: I THINK MY EGG PAWN IS MALFUNCTIONING.
MISSION LOG: IN ORDER TO ASSESS THE CURRENT STATUS OF ALTERNIA, I AM DEPLOYING A STEALTH SQUADRON OF EGGMAN ROBOTS TO THE PLANET. ALONG WITH THIS STEALTH SQUADRON, I WILL BE DEPLOYING AN UNDERCOVER EGG PAWN TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE POPULACE. HE WILL HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT AND INTEGRATE WITH SOCIETY.
MISSION LOG: TAKEOVER OF THE MANUFACTURING PLANET HAS GONE SMOOTHLY. SCHEMATICS HAVE BEEN RECONFIGURED TO MANUFACTURE VARIOUS LINES OF EGGMAN ROBOTS, AND CONSTRUCTION OF THE EGG FLEET. NAVIGATIONAL DATA HAS ALSO BEEN HARVESTED FROM MULTIPLE DATA NODES IN THE FACILITIES. A SECURE ROUTE BACK TO ALTERNIA HAS BEEN FOUND.
DR. EGGMAN MISSION LOG: I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN LOCATING AN ALTERNIAN IMPERIAL OUTPOST. TROLL POPULATION WAS MINIMAL, CONSISTING MOSTLY OF VIOLETS AND PURPLES. MY ROBOTS WERE SWIFT TO EXTERMINATE THEM, ALONG WITH THE DRONES IN THE OUTPOST. THE OUTPOST APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN USED SPECIFICALLY FOR MANAGING A NEARBY DRONE MANUFACTURING PLANET. THIS MAY PROVE TO BE STRATEGICALLY BENEFICIAL.
IT WILL TAKE SOME TIME FOR ME TO RETURN TO ALTERNIA. I WILL HAVE TO NAVIGATE MOSTLY BLIND DUE TO THE UNCHARTED NATURE OF THIS SECTOR. FOLLOWING THE TRAIL OF ALTERNIAN CONQUEST WILL LIKELY AID IN MY JOURNEY.
:33 < doctor eggman i have a crush on mew
:33 < *swoons*
SUFFICE TO SAY I DECIDED TO ABANDON THE OPERATION TO USE AN ANCIENT CHAOS GOD TO RAVAGE THIS PLANET AND DESTROY THE BLUE HEDGEHOG LUSUS ONCE AND FOR ALL. MY ORIGINAL MISSION WAS TO RETURN TO ALTERNIA, AND I'VE DECIDED THAT THE CONSTRUCTION OF THE EGG CARRIER IS ENOUGH TO FULFILL THIS MISSION. I HAVE MANUFACTURED ENOUGH ROBOTS FOR MY CONQUEST. WITH METAL SONIC AS MY LIEUTENANT, I WILL CONQUER ALL OF ALTERNIA!!!
THE RESEARCH I'VE CONDUCTED HAS LED ME INTO A VAST TEMPLE, SEEMINGLY UNTOUCHED BY THE "ECHIDNA" LUSII FOR AN EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF TIME. THERE ARE STRANGE STRUCTURES WITH MIRRORS, SEEMING TO REDIRECT LIGHT FROM THE OUTSIDE TO THE INSIDE OF THE TEMPLE. THERE ARE ALSO A NUMBER OF SERPENT STATUES, SOME OF THEM EVEN APPEAR TO BE MOVING. SENSORS INDICATE A DEEP, HIDDEN ROOM WITHIN THE TEMPLE. THIS MAY YIELD THE RESULTS I'VE BEEN SEEKING.
THE TITANIC MONARCH PLAN WAS A BUST. I'VE BEEN RESEARCHING A GODLIKE ENTITY AT THE RUINS OF ANGEL ISLAND. I'VE AVOIDED THE RED ONE THE BEST I CAN IN MY RESEARCH, AND I'VE KEPT THE HEDGEHOG OFF MY SCENT FOR NOW.
PERHAPS IT'S TIME I COME UP WITH SOME KIND OF BACKUP PLAN. SHOULD THE NEED ARISE, I MUST HAVE A FLYING FORTRESS OF SOME KIND TO RETREAT TO IF I'M THWARTED BY THE HEDGEHOG ONCE AGAIN. MY ORIGINAL EGG FLEET WAS UNFORTUNATELY DESTROYED RECENTLY, SO I WILL HAVE TO START FROM SCRATCH. PERHAPS A SHIP THAT COULD EVEN FLOAT ON WATER WHEN NOT IN THE AIR... ONE WHERE I CAN DEPLOY MY BADNIKS WHENEVER I CHOOSE AT WHICHEVER LOCATION I PLEASE~ OH HOHOHOHO~!!!
oh hey EggheAd's back. hey big guy yOU wOUldn't hAppEn to hAvE any spArE rEAlly big EnginEs wOUld yOU.
THAT DEPENDS, DO YOU HAVE A WAY TO TRAVEL TO AN UNCHARTED PLANET BEYOND IMPERIAL SPACE TO FIND ME? I THOUGHT NOT. LEAVE ME BE.
bitch.
fuck yOU AssholE
IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE I'VE GIVEN AN UPDATE ON THE SITUATION WITH THE PHANTOM RUBY. REST ASSURED, MY PLANS ARE STILL IN MOTION. THE HEDGEHOG MAY HAVE COLLECTED MORE EMERALDS, BUT HE HAS YET TO RETURN TO THE LITTLE PLANET. THE CONSTRUCTION OF MY TITANIC MONARCH IS NEARLY COMPLETE.
ganbare doctor!
I APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT IN MY PLANS OF CONQUEST. SHOULD I RETURN TO ALTERNIA IN THE NEAR FUTURE, I HOPE TO COUNT ON YOU AS A PART OF MY TEAM.
it wouldnt be the first time ive joined a dastardly team so ill keep the offer in mind if this internship doesnt pan out!
BE HONORED TO BE THE FIRST NON-ROBOT THAT I FOLLOW ON THIS SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM.
OH SCRATCH THAT. MY ALTERNATE SELF FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION TOOK THAT TITLE FIRST. YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST TROLL I FOLLOW BACK.
it is an honor! i can only hope to continue to meet your expectations doctor!
THE HEAVY SHINOBI HAS UNFORTUNATELY FAILED ME, AND TWO EMERALDS HAVE BEEN LOST TO THE HEDGEHOG... THE HEDGEHOG HAS BEEN SPOTTED ON THE LITTLE PLANET, BUT METAL IS WAITING FOR HIM AT STARDUST SPEEDWAY. I NEED MORE TIME TO COMPLETE CONSTRUCTION ON THE TITANIC MONARCH, SO IF METAL FAILS TO KEEP HIM DISTRACTED, I WILL SEND THAT LITTLE BLUE RAT SOMEWHERE ELSE. PERHAPS I'LL SEND HIM TO THE WATERLOGGED REGIONS OF ANGEL ISLAND, DATA ANALYSIS SHOWS THAT HE CAN'T SWIM, HEHEHEHEHE~!!!
THE END OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE IS NIGH, AS LONG AS THE HEDGEHOG STAYS OUT OF MY WAY.
Something About That Speedy Blue Pincushion Makes An Old Geezer Like Me Mad. What You Need Is An Attitude Adjustment! ~ Geh Heh Heh!
I'M THINKING IF I COULD HARNESS THE POWER OF THE CHAOS EMERALDS, AND RESONATE THEIR ENERGIES WITH THAT OF THE PHANTOM RUBY, I CAN TEAR THE FABRIC OF REALITY AND SEND MY FLEET BACK TO ALTERNIA IN FULL FORCE. ONCE MY TITANIC MONARCH IS COMPLETE, SUCH A FEAT WILL BE POSSIBLE!!!
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THE HEAVY SHINOBI APPEARS TO HAVE LANDED IN THE PRESS GARDEN ZONE. PERHAPS HE MEANS TO CONFRONT SONIC THERE.
DO YOU DO ANYTHING BESIDES TRYING TO RUIN MY PLANS??? ARE YOU EVEN FROM THIS DIMENSION??? YOU LOOK DIFFERENT FROM THE RAT I FOUGHT PREVIOUSLY. IS THIS A RESULT OF THE RUBY'S POWER???
your ruby might have dimension altering properties which means you should PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT
OH HEDGEHOG, IF ONLY YOU KNEW WHAT YOU'VE GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HUMAN EGGMAN'S PLANS ARE, BUT I PLAN TO OVERTHROW THE EMPIRE OF ALTERNIA, AND PUT IT UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT: MY MANAGEMENT!!! I DON'T NEED TWO HEDGEHOGS INTERFERING, SO STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
YOU'RE GONNA TRY AND PUT THIS WORLD UNDER A DICTATORSHIP, THEN YOURE PROBABLY GONNA DO THE SAME TO MINE
YOU MISUNDERSTAND, ALTERNIA IS IN THIS DIMENSION, BUT THIS PLANET IS NOT ALTERNIA. THE EMPRESS BANISHED ME HERE AFTER ATTEMPTING TO CULL ME. I'M SIMPLY HARNESSING THE RESOURCES OF THIS PLANET TO RETURN ME MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS EMPEROR EGGMAN. IF YOU STAY OUT OF MY WAY, I MAY BE MERCIFUL WHEN I TAKE OVER YOUR DIMENSION~
I see, maybe she was too nice to you. You should have been locked up forever!
THE PAST IS IN THE PAST, AND MY FUTURE IS THE THRONE~ PERHAPS I'LL MAKE MY ENTRANCE LARGER THAN LIFE, BUILD THE GREATEST MACHINE I'VE EVER BUILT!!! I SHALL CALL IT: THE TITANIC MONARCH!!!
REGARDLESS OF WHAT DIMENSION HE'S FROM, THAT HEDGEHOG CONTINUES TO IRRITATE ME TO NO END. NO MATTER, HE'S CURRENTLY IN THE METALLIC CITY OF STUDIOPOLIS ZONE. AS I HAVE PREPARED A MACHINE TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE PHANTOM RUBY, I WILL BE TAKING MY FLEET OF AIRSHIPS TO THE SKIES, AND USE THE INTERDIMENSIONAL POWERS THE RUBY GRANTS ME TO PULL THE LITTLE PLANET BACK TOWARDS THIS WORLD, AND CHAIN IT DOWN ONCE AGAIN!!! THE HEAVY GUNNER IS ALSO STATIONED AT STUDIOPOLIS, AND HAS PREPARED QUITE THE BARRAGE OF MISSILES FOR THAT NASTY LITTLE PINCUSHION!!! OHOHOHOHO!!!
You may not be my eggman but that doesnt make you any less of a menace. us sonic heroes will take you down! btw im already out of studiopolis you slow poke!
YOU LITTLE RAT. YOU HITCHED A RIDE ON MY SHIP?!? LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU PERSONALLY THIS TIME. I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN MY SPIDER-MOBILE. LET'S SEE JUST HOW FAST YOU CAN GET HERE WITH MY BLIMP FULL OF BADNIKS~
Your badniks dont do anything you should know this! ill see you in a minute you creep!
I SEE YOUR WORDS HEDGEHOG, BUT I DON'T SEE YOU HERE. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BEING PUNCTUAL???
OH IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE STEPPED RIGHT OVER THE GARBAGE COMPACTOR, I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I PUSHED THIS BUTTON RIGHT HERE~ OOPS, IT LOOKS LIKE THAT WAS THE TRAP DOOR!!!
WHILE PEERING INTO MY HUMAN COUNTERPART'S DIMENSION, I WAS ABLE TO SPOT SOMETHING CALLED A "MEAN BEAN MACHINE" PERHAPS I CAN BUILD ONE MYSELF TO DISTRACT THE HEDGEHOG IN THE CHEMICAL PLANT, WHILE MY ANALYSIS OF THE PHANTOM RUBY CONTINUES. I WILL NEED ITS POWER IN ORDER TO RETURN THE LITTLE PLANET TO NEVER LAKE.
IN ORDER TO HELP @YOURNASTINESS I HAVE DECIDED TO USE THE PHANTOM RUBY TO PORTAL SOME OF MY BADNIKS TO HIS DIMENSION. GETTING RID OF ONE HEDGEHOG IS JUST THE FIRST STEP. EVERY DIMENSION WILL BE AT OUR DISPOSAL ONCE I'VE STUDIED THIS GEM...
Soon, all of Mobius will be ourrrrrrs! Hahahaha!
WELL, MOBIUS WILL BE YOURS. I HAVE MY EYES ON ANOTHER PRIZE, BUT I WILL BE WILLING TO SHARE THE EGGMAN EMPIRE WITH YOU!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! THE HEDGEHOG WILL BOW BEFORE US!!!
Trruly devious, otherrrrr verrrrrsion of me. Even morrrrre devious than my own plans to catch that blue baboon!
ON A NOTE UNRELATED TO MY PLANS, MY HYPOTHESIS OF THIS WEBSITE CONNECTING DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS AND TIMELINES SEEMS TO BE CORRECT. ANOTHER VERSION OF MYSELF FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION APPEARS TO HAVE CREATED AN ACCOUNT ON HERE. HE APPEARS TO NOT HAVE HORNS, AND A DIFFERENT COMPLEXION, SO HE IS CLEARLY A "HUMAN".
That's rrrrrright! And you'rrrrre going down!
IMBECILE. WHY GO AGAINST EACH OTHER, WHEN WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER DESTROY THE BLUE NUISANCE THAT CONSTANTLY LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF OUR GREATNESS?