DOCTOR EGGMAN
@hedgehogObliterator
_ BANISHED BY THE EMPRESS _ TRYING TO FIND WAY HOME _ HEDGEHOG KEEPS GETTING IN MY WAY _ IQ 300 _ MY ROBOTS ARE BETTER THAN YOU _ SIGN : PINGAS _
#NOWPLAYING METALLIC MADNESS ACT 2 - TEE LOPES, NAOFUMI HATAYA "I'M AN EVIL DOCTOR WITH THE RAD GENIUS AND BAD MINIONS TO HELP ME SINK THE PLANET INTO MY DOMINION A BADDIE WITH AN I.Q. LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN I'M THE MEANEST, VILEST VILLAIN THAT'S EVER BEEN ON YOUR SCREEN I'M ICONIC WITH MY BIONIC ANIMATRONICS GOT A CHRONIC KNACK TO CATCH THE HEDGEHOG THEY CALL "SONIC" MY TEMPER IS ATOMIC! MY MUSTACHE IS ON FIRE! WELCOME TO THE NEW WORLD, MY EGGMAN EMPIRE!!!"
WHEN I RETURN TO ALTERNIA, THERE WON'T BE AN #ERIDANWEEK THERE WILL ONLY BE #EGGMANWEEK EVERY WEEK!!!
PERHAPS YOU WOULD BE WORTHY TO BE MY SYCOPHANT. SPREAD THE WORD OF THE EGGMAN EMPIRE. PREPARE FOR MY RETURN TO ALTERNIA. I WILL BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND, AND REBUILD IT IN MY IMAGE!!!
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WHY YOU LITTLE!!! IF I COULD I'D SEND A SQUADRON OF BADNIKS TO YOUR LOCATION RIGHT NOW!!! YOU'RE LUCKY I AM WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW!!!
IF YOOU GET FOODD POISONING FROM AN EEGG SAALAAD YOU DDESERVE TO DIE
#NOWPLAYING METALLIC MADNESS ACT 2 - TEE LOPES, NAOFUMI HATAYA "I'M AN EVIL DOCTOR WITH THE RAD GENIUS AND BAD MINIONS TO HELP ME SINK THE PLANET INTO MY DOMINION A BADDIE WITH AN I.Q. LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN I'M THE MEANEST, VILEST VILLAIN THAT'S EVER BEEN ON YOUR SCREEN I'M ICONIC WITH MY BIONIC ANIMATRONICS GOT A CHRONIC KNACK TO CATCH THE HEDGEHOG THEY CALL "SONIC" MY TEMPER IS ATOMIC! MY MUSTACHE IS ON FIRE! WELCOME TO THE NEW WORLD, MY EGGMAN EMPIRE!!!"
OH CHITTR, DO YOU KNOW WHY I LOVE MY MACHINES? IT'S QUITE SIMPLE REALLY. THEY DO AS THEY'RE TOLD. THEY FOLLOW THEIR PROGRAMMING!!! THEY DON'T NEED TIME OFF TO GET WASTED ON FAYGO OR PUT THE BOAT IN THE WATER. NOW, WHY DON'T YOU PATHETIC TROLLS STOP POSTING USELESS COMMENTS ON MY CHITS, AND WATCH MY MACHINES BE BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY. YOU CAN FEEL IT IN THE AIR, CAN'T YOU? IT'S EVOLUTION!!!
🜂 | And the first stage of evolution is always recognizing what's better. personalize your own growth and then multiply it. what makes machines so much better than their mewling organic counterparts? 🜂 | The certainty of steel. the smooth carbon fibrous caress of wiry innards. the predictable reliability. 🜂 | Did you know, Doctor Eggman, my own Lusus is a machine? wasn't formerly. but thanks to Alternia shattering developments in the field of state-of-the-art biomechanical enhancement (see: hamonster wheels connected to modern applilances) quite literally anything is possible with automation. 🜂 | I command you for having your finger to the air. the winds of change rush by it and intercept quite cleanly. ferrying you along to the only direction left for a mind as bright as yours. 🜂 | Forwards. 🜂 | Exactly where i am looking for our next conversation. i am going to pop you a 'follow' now. hopefully we can start having constructive conversations about what that brilliant mind of yours has devised. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #EggmanIsTheMan #Netjerking #OffTheCharts 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
HEHEHE, IT IS TRULY RARE TO FIND A LIKEMINDED INDIVIDUAL AMONG THE ALTERNIAN MASSES. PERHAPS WHEN I RETURN TO THE PLANET, I SHALL SPARE YOU AND YOUR FACILITIES. YOU MAY EVEN PROVE USEFUL TO THE OVERTHROWING OF THE OLD EMPIRE.
🜂 | Now that's what I like to see! talk about disruptive! success isn’t about sleep, recuperacoons, and culling persistent torso pillar aches. it’s about scalable planetary disruption pipelines. privatizing the planet. securing a veritable funhouse mirror that warps your likeness over every major continent and oceanic shape. 🜂 | Nothing could be more important than having loyalists in place to outsource your designs. start early and you'll never have to start over. 🜂 | I wish you all the luck in the galaxy handling that little 'pest' problem of yours. a visionary like yourself should never have to meander and malign himself with the likes of some speed junkie blue burr of a prick incessantly stabbing at your iron grip's every grasp. 🜂 | It has been said before, but i will say it again. you are the MAN, EGGMAN! #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #EggmanIsTheMan #Netjerking #OffTheCharts 👏🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is APPLAUDING.
THOSE PUTRID CREATURES HAVE BEEN CALLING THEMSELVES THE "CHAOTIX DETECTIVE AGENCY". LAST I CHECKED, DETECTIVES DIDN'T INTERFERE IN THE PLANS OF A ROBOTICIST MORE INTELLIGENT THAN THEY. NO MATTER, I'LL HAVE METAL TAKE CARE OF THEM. I MUSN'T BE DISTRACTED IF I'M TO RETURN TO ALTERNIA AND TAKE MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS EMPEROR. THE EGGMAN EMPIRE WILL BE INTERGALACTIC!!!
YOU'RE ON THE LIST OF TROLLS I PLAN TO ERADICATE ONCE I'VE RETURNED!!! I'LL MAKE SURE YOU FEEL IT WHEN I PERSONALLY DESTROY YOU!!! YOUR HIVE WILL BE DEMOLISHED BY MY SUPERIOR MECHANICAL FORCES!!!
A DEVELOPMENT HAS OCCURRED AT THE NEWTROGIC HIGH ZONE. ATTEMPTS TO CAPTURE THE TALKING CHAMELEON LUSUS HAVE ENDED IN DISASTER, AS THE ONE CALLED "KNUCKLES" INTERFERED AND HELPED HIM ESCAPE. PLANS TO HARNESS THE CHAOS RINGS POWER TO SUMMON THE MASTER EMERALD ARE STILL IN MOTION. OTHER INTERLOPERS ARE TO BE DEALT WITH WHEN ENCOUNTERED. VISUAL DATA SEEMS TO IDENTIFY OTHER INTERLOPERS AS VARIOUS ANTHROPOMORPHIC LUSII, INCLUDING A CROCODILE, A BEE, AND AN ARMADILLO.
I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN USING THE DARK RING POWER TO FULLY REPAIR METAL SONIC!!! HE IS FULLY OPERATIONAL, AND PERHAPS EVEN IMPROVED BY THE POWER HARNESSED FROM THE DARK RINGS!!! WITH THIS, I WILL CONTINUE MY OPERATION TO SUMMON THE MASTER EMERALD. VARIOUS INTERLOPERS HAVE BEEN DETECTED ON THE ISLAND, I WILL BE CONDUCTING AN INVESTIGATION POST HASTE. SENSORS LOCKED ON A... WALKING, TALKING CHAMELEON LUSUS. I MISS ALTERNIA.
AN EXTRAORDINARY DISCOVERY HAS BEEN MADE AT THE NEWTROGIC HIGH ZONE! A GIGANTIC RING, WHICH APPEARS TO HAVE CONNECTION TO THE POWER OF THE EMERALDS, HAS MATERIALIZED 6 NEW RINGS. I HAVE DECIDED TO CALL THEM THE "CHAOS RINGS". I THEORIZE THAT I CAN USE THIS POWER TO SUMMON THE MASTER EMERALD, UTILIZING ITS POWER TO FINALLY LEAVE THIS WRETCHED WORLD. I HAVE BEGUN EXPERIMENTS IN CRYSTALLIZING THE POWER OF THE RINGS INTO "DARK RINGS". IN THE MEANTIME, ALL EGGMAN FORCES HAVE BEGUN THE CONSTRUCTION OF A NEW FORTRESS ON THIS STRANGE ISLAND. WITH THE NEWTROGIC HIGH ZONE CONQUERED, AND METAL SONIC REPAIRED, IT WILL BE THE PERFECT FORTRESS!!! THOUGH, THAT ECHIDNA SEEMS TO BE IN THE AREA. HE MAY BE A PROBLEM LATER.
METAL'S BODY WAS EXCESSIVELY DAMAGED UPON RETRIEVAL. HOWEVER, HIS MAIN AND SUB CPU'S ARE FULLY INTACT. THIS MAY PROVE USEFUL IN THE FUTURE. THERE ALSO APPEARS TO BE SOME CURIOUS HAPPENINGS IN THE VICINITY OF ANGEL ISLAND. TECTONIC MOVEMENTS APPEAR TO HAVE REVEALED A NEW ISLAND, ONE THAT I HAVE DECIDED TO DUB THE "NEWTROGIC HIGH ZONE". I WILL BE LAUNCHING A FULL INVESTIGATION INTO THE AREA. CALLING ALL EGGMAN FORCES, MOVE IN ON THE NEWTROGIC HIGH ZONE.
UPDATE: I LOST THE TIME STONES AND THE LITTLE PLANET. THAT HEDGEHOG IS GETTING TO BE A REAL THORN IN MY SIDE. EVEN WORSE THAN THE CONDESCE WHO BANISHED ME HERE. MY EGGMOBILE IS IN SHAMBLES, AND I'M CURRENTLY WRECKED NEAR THE LAKE WHERE THE LITTLE PLANET WAS ONCE TETHERED. MAYBE I OUGHT TO RETHINK MY PLAN OF ACTION.
You'll be fine
UGH. I'LL HAVE TO UPGRADE METAL'S SYSTEMS WHEN POSSIBLE. I REFUSE TO LET THAT LITTLE RATBEAST HAVE HIS WAY. I'LL GET THAT HEDGEHOG YET.
METAL. METAL DID YOU FALL??? NO!!! I'LL HAVE TO RETRIEVE HIM LATER. I HAVE NO TIME RIGHT NOW. HE'S AFTER THE FINAL TIME STONE.
GO METAL, SHOW THAT HEDGEHOG YOUR SUPERIORITY!!! I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU TO BURN HIM WHEN HE LOSES TO YOU IN THIS RACE!!!
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. I'M LOSING CONTACT WITH MY ROBOT GENERATORS, AND THE TIME STONES ARE GOING MISSING!!! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MEET SONNIQ AT THE "STARDUST SPEEDWAY" ZONE. IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO HAVE A LITTLE ONE-ON-ONE SHOW DOWN WITH METAL.
THE ONLY ONE ON THIS WEBSITE WHO ISN'T AN UTTER BUFFOON IS THE RAMBUNCTIOUS RABBIT. TRULY A REMARKABLE LITTLE ROBOT. MORE OF YOU SHOULD BE LIKE THE RABBIT!!!
SOME OF YOU JUST CAN'T STAND TO SEE A GENIUS LIKE ME WINNING AND IT SHOWS!!!
Doctor. Did you find it?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO. I'M TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE TIMESTREAM FOOL.
METAL SONIC HAS CAPTURED THE PINK HEDGEHOG AND IS NOW BAITING SONNIQ!!! HE'S OUTPERFORMING ALL SIMULATIONS!!! HE IS TRULY MY GREATEST CREATION!!! THAT OUGHT TO KEEP THE HEDGEHOG DISTRACTED!!!
THE HEDGEHOG HAS ARRIVED ON THE LITTLE PLANET. HE HAS BEEN DETECTED IN THE "PALMTREE PANIC" ZONE. SENSORS ALSO DETECT THE PINK HEDGEHOG HAS FOLLOWED HIM. PERFECT.
B33 < have you checked right outside your window B33 < just a hunch
I CAN SEE FROM MY EGGMOBILE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IT'S UNKNOWN IF THE TIME STONES OF THE LITTLE PLANET EFFECT THE TIME STREAM OUTSIDE OF THE VICINITY OF THE PLANET. I WILL HAVE TO RUN THAT EXPERIMENT AFTER I'VE DEFEATED SONNIQ.
PERHAPS IT IS TIME I MAKE MY STAND. THE HEDGEHOG HAS FOILED MY PLANS ONE TOO MANY TIMES, AND I NEED TO RETURN TO ALTERNIA. USING MY METAL SONIC, AND THE MANY MACHINES I'VE GATHERED ON THE LITTLE PLANET, I WILL DESTROY HIM AND FINALLY BE ABLE TO RETURN TO ALTERNIA UNIMPEDED.
THE ONLY SPHERE I CARE ABOUT IS THE LITTLE PLANET I'VE TAKEN OVER!!! SENSORS ARE DETECTING THE HEDGEHOG NEARBY, AND AT HIS CURRENT SPEED ARRIVING TO THIS AREA WITHIN A DAY'S TIME. I MUST PREPARE MY DEFENSES BEFORE HE ARRIVES. HE WON'T FOIL MY PLANS THIS TIME.
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I ASSUME THE PHRASE "LOCKED IN" IS SYNONYMOUS WITH "FOCUSED" IF THAT IS THE CASE, THEN I AM EXTREMELY "LOCKED IN"!!!