DOCTOR EGGMAN
@hedgehogObliterator
_ BANISHED BY THE EMPRESS _ TRYING TO FIND WAY HOME _ HEDGEHOG KEEPS GETTING IN MY WAY _ IQ 300 _ MY ROBOTS ARE BETTER THAN YOU _ SIGN : PINGAS _
#NOWPLAYING METALLIC MADNESS ACT 2 - TEE LOPES, NAOFUMI HATAYA "I'M AN EVIL DOCTOR WITH THE RAD GENIUS AND BAD MINIONS TO HELP ME SINK THE PLANET INTO MY DOMINION A BADDIE WITH AN I.Q. LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN I'M THE MEANEST, VILEST VILLAIN THAT'S EVER BEEN ON YOUR SCREEN I'M ICONIC WITH MY BIONIC ANIMATRONICS GOT A CHRONIC KNACK TO CATCH THE HEDGEHOG THEY CALL "SONIC" MY TEMPER IS ATOMIC! MY MUSTACHE IS ON FIRE! WELCOME TO THE NEW WORLD, MY EGGMAN EMPIRE!!!"
PERHAPS IT'S TIME I COME UP WITH SOME KIND OF BACKUP PLAN. SHOULD THE NEED ARISE, I MUST HAVE A FLYING FORTRESS OF SOME KIND TO RETREAT TO IF I'M THWARTED BY THE HEDGEHOG ONCE AGAIN. MY ORIGINAL EGG FLEET WAS UNFORTUNATELY DESTROYED RECENTLY, SO I WILL HAVE TO START FROM SCRATCH. PERHAPS A SHIP THAT COULD EVEN FLOAT ON WATER WHEN NOT IN THE AIR... ONE WHERE I CAN DEPLOY MY BADNIKS WHENEVER I CHOOSE AT WHICHEVER LOCATION I PLEASE~ OH HOHOHOHO~!!!
oh hey EggheAd's back. hey big guy yOU wOUldn't hAppEn to hAvE any spArE rEAlly big EnginEs wOUld yOU.
THAT DEPENDS, DO YOU HAVE A WAY TO TRAVEL TO AN UNCHARTED PLANET BEYOND IMPERIAL SPACE TO FIND ME? I THOUGHT NOT. LEAVE ME BE.
bitch.
fuck yOU AssholE
IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE I'VE GIVEN AN UPDATE ON THE SITUATION WITH THE PHANTOM RUBY. REST ASSURED, MY PLANS ARE STILL IN MOTION. THE HEDGEHOG MAY HAVE COLLECTED MORE EMERALDS, BUT HE HAS YET TO RETURN TO THE LITTLE PLANET. THE CONSTRUCTION OF MY TITANIC MONARCH IS NEARLY COMPLETE.
ganbare doctor!
I APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT IN MY PLANS OF CONQUEST. SHOULD I RETURN TO ALTERNIA IN THE NEAR FUTURE, I HOPE TO COUNT ON YOU AS A PART OF MY TEAM.
it wouldnt be the first time ive joined a dastardly team so ill keep the offer in mind if this internship doesnt pan out!
BE HONORED TO BE THE FIRST NON-ROBOT THAT I FOLLOW ON THIS SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM.
OH SCRATCH THAT. MY ALTERNATE SELF FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION TOOK THAT TITLE FIRST. YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST TROLL I FOLLOW BACK.
it is an honor! i can only hope to continue to meet your expectations doctor!
THE HEAVY SHINOBI HAS UNFORTUNATELY FAILED ME, AND TWO EMERALDS HAVE BEEN LOST TO THE HEDGEHOG... THE HEDGEHOG HAS BEEN SPOTTED ON THE LITTLE PLANET, BUT METAL IS WAITING FOR HIM AT STARDUST SPEEDWAY. I NEED MORE TIME TO COMPLETE CONSTRUCTION ON THE TITANIC MONARCH, SO IF METAL FAILS TO KEEP HIM DISTRACTED, I WILL SEND THAT LITTLE BLUE RAT SOMEWHERE ELSE. PERHAPS I'LL SEND HIM TO THE WATERLOGGED REGIONS OF ANGEL ISLAND, DATA ANALYSIS SHOWS THAT HE CAN'T SWIM, HEHEHEHEHE~!!!
THE END OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE IS NIGH, AS LONG AS THE HEDGEHOG STAYS OUT OF MY WAY.
Something About That Speedy Blue Pincushion Makes An Old Geezer Like Me Mad. What You Need Is An Attitude Adjustment! ~ Geh Heh Heh!
I'M THINKING IF I COULD HARNESS THE POWER OF THE CHAOS EMERALDS, AND RESONATE THEIR ENERGIES WITH THAT OF THE PHANTOM RUBY, I CAN TEAR THE FABRIC OF REALITY AND SEND MY FLEET BACK TO ALTERNIA IN FULL FORCE. ONCE MY TITANIC MONARCH IS COMPLETE, SUCH A FEAT WILL BE POSSIBLE!!!
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THE HEAVY SHINOBI APPEARS TO HAVE LANDED IN THE PRESS GARDEN ZONE. PERHAPS HE MEANS TO CONFRONT SONIC THERE.
DO YOU DO ANYTHING BESIDES TRYING TO RUIN MY PLANS??? ARE YOU EVEN FROM THIS DIMENSION??? YOU LOOK DIFFERENT FROM THE RAT I FOUGHT PREVIOUSLY. IS THIS A RESULT OF THE RUBY'S POWER???
your ruby might have dimension altering properties which means you should PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT
OH HEDGEHOG, IF ONLY YOU KNEW WHAT YOU'VE GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HUMAN EGGMAN'S PLANS ARE, BUT I PLAN TO OVERTHROW THE EMPIRE OF ALTERNIA, AND PUT IT UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT: MY MANAGEMENT!!! I DON'T NEED TWO HEDGEHOGS INTERFERING, SO STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
YOU'RE GONNA TRY AND PUT THIS WORLD UNDER A DICTATORSHIP, THEN YOURE PROBABLY GONNA DO THE SAME TO MINE
YOU MISUNDERSTAND, ALTERNIA IS IN THIS DIMENSION, BUT THIS PLANET IS NOT ALTERNIA. THE EMPRESS BANISHED ME HERE AFTER ATTEMPTING TO CULL ME. I'M SIMPLY HARNESSING THE RESOURCES OF THIS PLANET TO RETURN ME MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS EMPEROR EGGMAN. IF YOU STAY OUT OF MY WAY, I MAY BE MERCIFUL WHEN I TAKE OVER YOUR DIMENSION~
I see, maybe she was too nice to you. You should have been locked up forever!
THE PAST IS IN THE PAST, AND MY FUTURE IS THE THRONE~ PERHAPS I'LL MAKE MY ENTRANCE LARGER THAN LIFE, BUILD THE GREATEST MACHINE I'VE EVER BUILT!!! I SHALL CALL IT: THE TITANIC MONARCH!!!
REGARDLESS OF WHAT DIMENSION HE'S FROM, THAT HEDGEHOG CONTINUES TO IRRITATE ME TO NO END. NO MATTER, HE'S CURRENTLY IN THE METALLIC CITY OF STUDIOPOLIS ZONE. AS I HAVE PREPARED A MACHINE TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE PHANTOM RUBY, I WILL BE TAKING MY FLEET OF AIRSHIPS TO THE SKIES, AND USE THE INTERDIMENSIONAL POWERS THE RUBY GRANTS ME TO PULL THE LITTLE PLANET BACK TOWARDS THIS WORLD, AND CHAIN IT DOWN ONCE AGAIN!!! THE HEAVY GUNNER IS ALSO STATIONED AT STUDIOPOLIS, AND HAS PREPARED QUITE THE BARRAGE OF MISSILES FOR THAT NASTY LITTLE PINCUSHION!!! OHOHOHOHO!!!
You may not be my eggman but that doesnt make you any less of a menace. us sonic heroes will take you down! btw im already out of studiopolis you slow poke!
YOU LITTLE RAT. YOU HITCHED A RIDE ON MY SHIP?!? LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU PERSONALLY THIS TIME. I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN MY SPIDER-MOBILE. LET'S SEE JUST HOW FAST YOU CAN GET HERE WITH MY BLIMP FULL OF BADNIKS~
Your badniks dont do anything you should know this! ill see you in a minute you creep!
I SEE YOUR WORDS HEDGEHOG, BUT I DON'T SEE YOU HERE. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BEING PUNCTUAL???
OH IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE STEPPED RIGHT OVER THE GARBAGE COMPACTOR, I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I PUSHED THIS BUTTON RIGHT HERE~ OOPS, IT LOOKS LIKE THAT WAS THE TRAP DOOR!!!
WHILE PEERING INTO MY HUMAN COUNTERPART'S DIMENSION, I WAS ABLE TO SPOT SOMETHING CALLED A "MEAN BEAN MACHINE" PERHAPS I CAN BUILD ONE MYSELF TO DISTRACT THE HEDGEHOG IN THE CHEMICAL PLANT, WHILE MY ANALYSIS OF THE PHANTOM RUBY CONTINUES. I WILL NEED ITS POWER IN ORDER TO RETURN THE LITTLE PLANET TO NEVER LAKE.
IN ORDER TO HELP @YOURNASTINESS I HAVE DECIDED TO USE THE PHANTOM RUBY TO PORTAL SOME OF MY BADNIKS TO HIS DIMENSION. GETTING RID OF ONE HEDGEHOG IS JUST THE FIRST STEP. EVERY DIMENSION WILL BE AT OUR DISPOSAL ONCE I'VE STUDIED THIS GEM...
Soon, all of Mobius will be ourrrrrrs! Hahahaha!
WELL, MOBIUS WILL BE YOURS. I HAVE MY EYES ON ANOTHER PRIZE, BUT I WILL BE WILLING TO SHARE THE EGGMAN EMPIRE WITH YOU!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! THE HEDGEHOG WILL BOW BEFORE US!!!
Trruly devious, otherrrrr verrrrrsion of me. Even morrrrre devious than my own plans to catch that blue baboon!
ON A NOTE UNRELATED TO MY PLANS, MY HYPOTHESIS OF THIS WEBSITE CONNECTING DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS AND TIMELINES SEEMS TO BE CORRECT. ANOTHER VERSION OF MYSELF FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION APPEARS TO HAVE CREATED AN ACCOUNT ON HERE. HE APPEARS TO NOT HAVE HORNS, AND A DIFFERENT COMPLEXION, SO HE IS CLEARLY A "HUMAN".
That's rrrrrright! And you'rrrrre going down!
IMBECILE. WHY GO AGAINST EACH OTHER, WHEN WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER DESTROY THE BLUE NUISANCE THAT CONSTANTLY LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF OUR GREATNESS?
AFTER A CONFRONTATION WITH THE HEDGEHOG ON SOUTH ISLAND, I WAS ABLE TO RETRIEVE THE PHANTOM RUBY WITH LITTLE TROUBLE. MY HARDBOILED HEAVY SQUADRON HAS SPREAD ACROSS THE LAND, WHILE I ANALYZE THE POWER THE RUBY HOLDS. I WAS ABLE TO USE THE RUBY TO SEND HIM INTO MY NEWLY REPAIRED CHEMICAL PLANT~!!! PERHAPS WITH THE INTERDIMENSIONAL POWER THIS GEM HOLDS, I MAY EVEN BE ABLE TO BRING THINGS BACK THAT WERE ONCE HERE... THE LITTLE PLANET COMES TO MIND FOR A PLAN~
dude youll never beat sonic hes too awesome and heroic and powerful and awesome even with all your cool robots
THAT MISERABLE LITTLE RAT HAS NO IDEA WHAT I HAVE IN STORE FOR HIM, HE'LL WISH HE'D NEVER MESSED WITH ME WHEN I'M THROUGH!!!
WHAAAT? What do you MEAN therrrre's a second Robotnik? Therre's only supposed to be me! Scrrrrratch, Grrounderrrrr, send this impostorrrr packing!
haha oh man eggman is talking to me this is so awesome haha. okay but sonic is so fast and powerful i think hes gonna give you a run for his money just saying
YOU FOOL. DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT THIS BIZARRE WEB DOMAIN CONNECTS ACROSS THE FABRIC OF REALITY??? WE ARE EGGMEN OF DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS... WHICH MEANS THERE'S MORE THAN ONE OF THAT PUTRID LITTLE BLUE RAT!!! I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!
I neverrrr thought about that... Then it's settled, we'll worrk togetherrr to stop that miserrrrable rat!
MY EGG ROBOS HAVE SECURED THE ARTIFACT. INITIAL ANALYSIS SHOWS MOLECULAR COMPOSITION OF A RUBY, BUT WITH STRANGE REALITY-ALTERING ENERGIES SURROUNDING AND EMANATING THE GEM. THE EGG ROBO SQUADRON SENT TO CAPTURE THE ARTIFACT APPEARS TO HAVE UNDERGONE DRASTIC UPGRADES DUE TO CONTACT WITH THE RUBY. THEY HAVE FOLLOWED THEIR ORDERS THOUGH, AND USED THE RUBY TO PORTAL THEMSELVES ALONG WITH THE BLUE RAT BACK TO SOUTH ISLAND. I WILL RENDEZVOUS WITH MY NEW "HARD BOILED HEAVY" SQUADRON AT GREEN HILL, AND RETRIEVE THIS "PHANTOM RUBY". BUT, NOT UNTIL I HAVE A LITTLE "MEETING" WITH THE HEDGEHOG. DEPLOYING "DD WRECKER" AND "DEATH EGG ROBOT" TO GREEN HILL ZONE.
THE EGG ROBOS ARE ARRIVING IN THE AIRSPACE OF ANGEL ISLAND, HOWEVER THE HEDGEHOG HAS ALSO BEEN SPOTTED IN THE AREA. PERHAPS THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A TEST. IF THE EGG ROBOS CAN ACTIVATE THIS STRANGE POWER, THEY CAN PORTAL SONIC HERE TO SOUTH ISLAND, WHERE I AND MY ROBOTS ARE WAITING FOR HIM~ OH HO HO HO HO HO!!!
THE ENERGY SIGNATURE ON SOUTH ISLAND APPEARS TO HAVE MOVED TO ANGEL ISLAND!!! THE UNIQUE INTERDIMENSIONAL PROPERTIES OF THE ENERGY SIGNATURE SEEM TO ENABLE TRAVEL VIA PORTALS!!! PERHAPS THIS WILL BE MY TICKET BACK TO ALTERNIA??? I HAVE SENT MY SQUADRON OF EGG ROBOS AHEAD OF ME TO RETRIEVE THE ARTIFACT. IT WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME!!!
THE BLACK HEDGEHOG APPEARS TO NOT BE ON THE SAME PLANET AS I. IF MY SENSORS ARE ACCURATE. THOUGH THE NATURE OF THIS WEBSITE SEEMS TO CONNECT BEINGS FROM DIFFERENT TIMELINES AND UNIVERSES. I MAY EVEN ENCOUNTER A HORNLESS VARIANT OF MYSELF...
FINDING MY JOURNEY TO GET OFF THIS PLANET LEADING ME BACK TO GREEN HILL IS RATHER DISAPPOINTING. I WAS HOPING TO MAKE CONTACT WITH OTHERS ON THIS PLANET. AND BY OTHERS, I MEAN OTHERS THAT AREN'T SMARTMOUTHED MULTICOLORED LUSII. ALTERNIA MAY HAVE BEEN FULL OF ANNOYING LOWBLOODS BUT AT LEAST NONE OF THEM DESTROYED MY ROBOTS INDISCRIMINATELY!!!
i’m a bit confused, are you trying to get away from or to alternia?
I WAS BANISHED OFF ALTERNIA, AND THE PLANET I'VE FOUND MYSELF ON IS FULL OF CREATURES THAT FRUSTRATE ME TO NO END. I WANT TO GET OFF THIS ROCK AND TAKE OVER THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE.
oh, i’m sorry. if you knew anything about portals maybe i could help you! that way we could trade places. assuming the creatures are humans.
THEY'RE LUSII, ANIMALS!!! STRANGE ONES THAT WALK AND TALK!!! I STILL CURRENTLY HAVE NO WAY TO OPEN A PORTAL, AS THAT WOULD REQUIRE ME TO SET UP AN END POINT WHERE I WANT IT TO COME OUT. ANOTHER THEORY HOWEVER INVOLVES THE MYSTERIOUS ENERGY SIGNATURE THAT HAS APPEARED AT SOUTH ISLAND...
IF ANY OF YOU ARE CURIOUS, MY TAKEOVER OF THE NEWTROGIC HIGH ZONE WAS YET ANOTHER BUST. THIS PLANET'S ANTHROPOMORPHIC LUSII CONTINUE TO BE A PAIN IN MY REAR. EVEN WITH METAL'S REPAIR AND SUBSEQUENT POWERED UP FORM, WE WERE UNFORTUNATELY DEFEATED BY THE ECHIDNA AND THE "CHAOTIX DETECTIVE AGENCY". REGARDLESS, A DOCTOR'S WORK IS NEVER DONE!!! IT WOULD APPEAR THAT A MYSTERIOUS ENERGY SIGNATURE HAS APPEARED AT... SOUTH ISLAND??? AGAIN??? THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM THE CHAOS ENERGY I HAD PREVIOUSLY DETECTED. IT APPEARS TO BE TEARING AT THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF!!! I WILL RETURN TO SOUTH ISLAND WITH METAL, ALONG WITH A SQUADRON OF EGG ROBOS. INSTRUCTING ALL EGGMAN FORCES TO RE-SECURE SOUTH ISLAND!!! FORM A PERIMETER AROUND THE GREEN HILL ZONE.
WHAT ON ALTERNIA... SONNIQ? YOU'D BETTER NOT FOIL MY PLANS AGAIN!!! I WILL GET OFF THIS PLANET AND I WILL TAKE ALTERNIA FROM THAT USELESS EMPRESS!!!
WHY DO SO MANY OF YOU HAVE POTTY MOUTHS??? REGARDLESS, DON'T INTERFERE WITH MY PLANS. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF WALKING AND TALKING LUSII WRECKING EVERYHTHING I'M WORKING FOR.
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I'LL TEAR YOU TO SHREDS HEDGEHOG. MY NEXT PLAN WILL BE THE ONE TO MAKE YOU PAY!!! I HAVE ALREADY INSTRUCTED MY FORCES TO FORM A PERIMETER, TOO BAD YOU WON'T KNOW WHERE UNTIL I'VE CLAIMED MY PRIZE~
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YOU KNOW WHAT THE EMPIRE DID YOU WRETCHED LITTLE RAT!!! I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON YOU WON'T FORGET!!!
WHEN I RETURN TO ALTERNIA, THERE WON'T BE AN #ERIDANWEEK THERE WILL ONLY BE #EGGMANWEEK EVERY WEEK!!!
PERHAPS YOU WOULD BE WORTHY TO BE MY SYCOPHANT. SPREAD THE WORD OF THE EGGMAN EMPIRE. PREPARE FOR MY RETURN TO ALTERNIA. I WILL BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND, AND REBUILD IT IN MY IMAGE!!!
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WHY YOU LITTLE!!! IF I COULD I'D SEND A SQUADRON OF BADNIKS TO YOUR LOCATION RIGHT NOW!!! YOU'RE LUCKY I AM WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW!!!
#NOWPLAYING METALLIC MADNESS ACT 2 - TEE LOPES, NAOFUMI HATAYA "I'M AN EVIL DOCTOR WITH THE RAD GENIUS AND BAD MINIONS TO HELP ME SINK THE PLANET INTO MY DOMINION A BADDIE WITH AN I.Q. LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN I'M THE MEANEST, VILEST VILLAIN THAT'S EVER BEEN ON YOUR SCREEN I'M ICONIC WITH MY BIONIC ANIMATRONICS GOT A CHRONIC KNACK TO CATCH THE HEDGEHOG THEY CALL "SONIC" MY TEMPER IS ATOMIC! MY MUSTACHE IS ON FIRE! WELCOME TO THE NEW WORLD, MY EGGMAN EMPIRE!!!"
OH CHITTR, DO YOU KNOW WHY I LOVE MY MACHINES? IT'S QUITE SIMPLE REALLY. THEY DO AS THEY'RE TOLD. THEY FOLLOW THEIR PROGRAMMING!!! THEY DON'T NEED TIME OFF TO GET WASTED ON FAYGO OR PUT THE BOAT IN THE WATER. NOW, WHY DON'T YOU PATHETIC TROLLS STOP POSTING USELESS COMMENTS ON MY CHITS, AND WATCH MY MACHINES BE BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY. YOU CAN FEEL IT IN THE AIR, CAN'T YOU? IT'S EVOLUTION!!!
🜂 | And the first stage of evolution is always recognizing what's better. personalize your own growth and then multiply it. what makes machines so much better than their mewling organic counterparts? 🜂 | The certainty of steel. the smooth carbon fibrous caress of wiry innards. the predictable reliability. 🜂 | Did you know, Doctor Eggman, my own Lusus is a machine? wasn't formerly. but thanks to Alternia shattering developments in the field of state-of-the-art biomechanical enhancement (see: hamonster wheels connected to modern applilances) quite literally anything is possible with automation. 🜂 | I command you for having your finger to the air. the winds of change rush by it and intercept quite cleanly. ferrying you along to the only direction left for a mind as bright as yours. 🜂 | Forwards. 🜂 | Exactly where i am looking for our next conversation. i am going to pop you a 'follow' now. hopefully we can start having constructive conversations about what that brilliant mind of yours has devised. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #EggmanIsTheMan #Netjerking #OffTheCharts 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
HEHEHE, IT IS TRULY RARE TO FIND A LIKEMINDED INDIVIDUAL AMONG THE ALTERNIAN MASSES. PERHAPS WHEN I RETURN TO THE PLANET, I SHALL SPARE YOU AND YOUR FACILITIES. YOU MAY EVEN PROVE USEFUL TO THE OVERTHROWING OF THE OLD EMPIRE.
🜂 | Now that's what I like to see! talk about disruptive! success isn’t about sleep, recuperacoons, and culling persistent torso pillar aches. it’s about scalable planetary disruption pipelines. privatizing the planet. securing a veritable funhouse mirror that warps your likeness over every major continent and oceanic shape. 🜂 | Nothing could be more important than having loyalists in place to outsource your designs. start early and you'll never have to start over. 🜂 | I wish you all the luck in the galaxy handling that little 'pest' problem of yours. a visionary like yourself should never have to meander and malign himself with the likes of some speed junkie blue burr of a prick incessantly stabbing at your iron grip's every grasp. 🜂 | It has been said before, but i will say it again. you are the MAN, EGGMAN! #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #EggmanIsTheMan #Netjerking #OffTheCharts 👏🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is APPLAUDING.