Cranky Kong
@wheezyGeezer
I've Been Alive Longer Than Any Of You Whippersnappers! Geh Heh Heh! That's Why I'm The Most Knowledgeable!
Exercise? You Think I Could With Legs Like These? I Think You Meant Extra Fries. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
These Kids Today, They'll Fall For Any Trick In The Book! And The Joke's On Them, Cause' I Wrote The Book! ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Back In My Day There Wasn't No Snowmads Or Tiki Tak Tribe Or K. Rool, Only A Plumber In Overalls! ~ Geh Heh Heh!
My Wife May Be Dead, But Her Spirit Still Lives On In My Heart. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Back In My Day, We Didn't Have No Homestuck, We Had 1984 And Animal Farm, And We Liked It! ~ Geh Heh Heh!
u seen that animal farm trailer they put out recently?
I Have, And Let Me Tell You, They Tarnished The Good Name Of Orwell's Book! I Don't Get How Companies Think That They Can Just Remake A Book As A Movie And Screw With The Message Of Said Book. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
yea its totes bogus they r literaly doin the thing the author said NAWT 2 do... marketing tht shit to kids n tryin 2 make it look cute!!??
#nowplaying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i75ivj6qcno ~ Geh Heh Heh!
People Are Asking Me If I Could Solo Gerson Boom. And To That I Gotta Say... Who Do You Think I Am, A Purple Dinosaur? I Wouldn't Be Able To Touch That Old Man! ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Ah, I Think Back To My Youth Sometimes. How I Long For Those Days Again. #yearning ~ Geh Heh Heh!
All Of You Youngins Could Learn A Thing Or Two From An Old Ape Like Me! ~ Geh Heh Heh!