Cranky Kong
@wheezyGeezer
I've Been Alive Longer Than Any Of You Whippersnappers! Geh Heh Heh! That's Why I'm The Most Knowledgeable!
No fear no shame I'm cringe b(_)t I'm free. With big teeth. And abs. https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/crocomom.png
I Didn't Even Do Anything Wrong. Why Are You Doing This To Me. https://file.garden/y2lswzodi23qppvi/cranky%20hate.png ~ Geh Heh Heh!
This was a mistake. My finger slipped.
Cranky.
THE END OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE IS NIGH, AS LONG AS THE HEDGEHOG STAYS OUT OF MY WAY.
Something About That Speedy Blue Pincushion Makes An Old Geezer Like Me Mad. What You Need Is An Attitude Adjustment! ~ Geh Heh Heh!
🍌- IT'S A WHOLE KONG PARTY IN HERE. K. Rool's gonna lay an egg when he realizes how many of us are here!!! *Seth Rogen laugh*
Why Am I Not Surprised That You're On This Site Too? ~ Geh Heh Heh!
🍌- What can I say, it's a great place to talk bananas~!!! Also got up to some shenanigans, I SHOT OFF K. ROOL'S TAIL!!! I BET HE'S STILL GROWING IT BACK!!!
Glad To See You're Doing Something Of Use Instead Of Disappointing Me Like You And Diddy Always Do. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
🍌- COME ON POPS, you don't gotta be like that. Besides, that crooked croc is no match for my muscle mass!!!
Well, I Do Have To Congratulate You For Your Amazing Feat On Your Last Adventure. It Was Sorta Fun Seeing Everyone In The Underground World Reconcile As You Chased Down That Impudent Void Kong! Say, Whatever Did Happen To That Little Girl You Were Carrying On Your Back? ~ Geh Heh Heh!
🍌- Awww, that little lady's singing her heart out with humans now, but we had a GREAT adventure in the underground together. The fight with K. Rool sure was a pain in the rear though, especially since he smelled like rotten bananas the whole time...
When did all these apes get here
I've Lived Longer Than You Ever Could! So Respect Your Elders, Why Don't You? ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Back In My Day, We Didn't Have No Homestuck, We Had 1984 And Animal Farm, And We Liked It! ~ Geh Heh Heh!
u seen that animal farm trailer they put out recently?
I Have, And Let Me Tell You, They Tarnished The Good Name Of Orwell's Book! I Don't Get How Companies Think That They Can Just Remake A Book As A Movie And Screw With The Message Of Said Book. ~ Geh Heh Heh!