Cranky Kong
@wheezyGeezer
I've Been Alive Longer Than Any Of You Whippersnappers! Geh Heh Heh! That's Why I'm The Most Knowledgeable!
Post Hole? Nyeh, I'm Tired Of Holes! That Krooked Krok Went Down A Giant Hole And I Got Sick Of It! ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Me? Fight? You Must Have The Wrong Kind Of Guy! I Don't Fight Anymore. Unless We're Talking About The Snowmads, Then I Could Kick Their Asses Til' The Kremlings Come Home! ~ Geh Heh Heh!
It't Be Best If You'd Listen Closely! I Think I Know Who's Been Letting These Weird Guys Onto The Site! It's. Uh. Hm. Actually, I Forgot. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Wow. The People On Chittr Hate Me. Crazy. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
I Didn't Even Do Anything Wrong. Why Are You Doing This To Me. https://file.garden/y2lswzodi23qppvi/cranky%20hate.png ~ Geh Heh Heh!
the ppl on this website are savage animals if u tell them not 2 do smth or give any inclination tht u enjoy a certain thing they WILL proceed to do the opposite just to spite u
$$$ smh cant believe the audacity of 'em but that's chittr doin it's thing B/
Wow! The People On Chittr Like Me! Crazy. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Exercise? You Think I Could With Legs Like These? I Think You Meant Extra Fries. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
These Kids Today, They'll Fall For Any Trick In The Book! And The Joke's On Them, Cause' I Wrote The Book! ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Back In My Day There Wasn't No Snowmads Or Tiki Tak Tribe Or K. Rool, Only A Plumber In Overalls! ~ Geh Heh Heh!
My Wife May Be Dead, But Her Spirit Still Lives On In My Heart. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Back In My Day, We Didn't Have No Homestuck, We Had 1984 And Animal Farm, And We Liked It! ~ Geh Heh Heh!
I Have, And Let Me Tell You, They Tarnished The Good Name Of Orwell's Book! I Don't Get How Companies Think That They Can Just Remake A Book As A Movie And Screw With The Message Of Said Book. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
yea its totes bogus they r literaly doin the thing the author said NAWT 2 do... marketing tht shit to kids n tryin 2 make it look cute!!??
#nowplaying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i75ivj6qcno ~ Geh Heh Heh!
People Are Asking Me If I Could Solo Gerson Boom. And To That I Gotta Say... Who Do You Think I Am, A Purple Dinosaur? I Wouldn't Be Able To Touch That Old Man! ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Ah, I Think Back To My Youth Sometimes. How I Long For Those Days Again. #yearning ~ Geh Heh Heh!
All Of You Youngins Could Learn A Thing Or Two From An Old Ape Like Me! ~ Geh Heh Heh!