DOCTOR EGGMAN
@hedgehogObliterator
_ BANISHED BY THE EMPRESS _ TRYING TO FIND WAY HOME _ HEDGEHOG KEEPS GETTING IN MY WAY _ IQ 300 _ MY ROBOTS ARE BETTER THAN YOU _ SIGN : PINGAS _
WHEN I RETURN TO ALTERNIA, THERE WON'T BE AN #ERIDANWEEK THERE WILL ONLY BE #EGGMANWEEK EVERY WEEK!!!
PERHAPS YOU WOULD BE WORTHY TO BE MY SYCOPHANT. SPREAD THE WORD OF THE EGGMAN EMPIRE. PREPARE FOR MY RETURN TO ALTERNIA. I WILL BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND, AND REBUILD IT IN MY IMAGE!!!
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WHY YOU LITTLE!!! IF I COULD I'D SEND A SQUADRON OF BADNIKS TO YOUR LOCATION RIGHT NOW!!! YOU'RE LUCKY I AM WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW!!!
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ONE OF THE EMPRESS'S TECHNO-ORGANIC DRONES. I'M CONFIDENT I'D BE ABLE TO IMPROVE UPON YOU, IF I HADN'T BEEN BANISHED TO THIS OTHER-PLANET. CONSIDERING YOU ARE STILL A MACHINE, I STILL DEEM YOU WORTHY OF A FOLLOW.
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YOU LOOK LIKE THAT FOX LUSUS PEST THAT SONNIQ WAS HANGING OUT WITH. BUT DIFFERENT. I HOPE WE'RE NOT ON THE SAME PLANET, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF DOMINATING THE NEWTROGIC HIGH ZONE AND I HAVE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH, WITH THE ECHIDNA AND THE CROCODILE AND THE REST OF THE WRETCHED "CHAOTIX CREW".
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OH CHITTR, DO YOU KNOW WHY I LOVE MY MACHINES? IT'S QUITE SIMPLE REALLY. THEY DO AS THEY'RE TOLD. THEY FOLLOW THEIR PROGRAMMING!!! THEY DON'T NEED TIME OFF TO GET WASTED ON FAYGO OR PUT THE BOAT IN THE WATER. NOW, WHY DON'T YOU PATHETIC TROLLS STOP POSTING USELESS COMMENTS ON MY CHITS, AND WATCH MY MACHINES BE BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY. YOU CAN FEEL IT IN THE AIR, CAN'T YOU? IT'S EVOLUTION!!!
🜂 | And the first stage of evolution is always recognizing what's better. personalize your own growth and then multiply it. what makes machines so much better than their mewling organic counterparts? 🜂 | The certainty of steel. the smooth carbon fibrous caress of wiry innards. the predictable reliability. 🜂 | Did you know, Doctor Eggman, my own Lusus is a machine? wasn't formerly. but thanks to Alternia shattering developments in the field of state-of-the-art biomechanical enhancement (see: hamonster wheels connected to modern applilances) quite literally anything is possible with automation. 🜂 | I command you for having your finger to the air. the winds of change rush by it and intercept quite cleanly. ferrying you along to the only direction left for a mind as bright as yours. 🜂 | Forwards. 🜂 | Exactly where i am looking for our next conversation. i am going to pop you a 'follow' now. hopefully we can start having constructive conversations about what that brilliant mind of yours has devised. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #EggmanIsTheMan #Netjerking #OffTheCharts 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
HEHEHE, IT IS TRULY RARE TO FIND A LIKEMINDED INDIVIDUAL AMONG THE ALTERNIAN MASSES. PERHAPS WHEN I RETURN TO THE PLANET, I SHALL SPARE YOU AND YOUR FACILITIES. YOU MAY EVEN PROVE USEFUL TO THE OVERTHROWING OF THE OLD EMPIRE.
I MAY BE PRO-GRAMMED BUT I AINT NO BORE-MAN I'M FULL ON NON-MANNED FOLLOWING MY CO-MMAND TO RAP, AND DANCE SO CLAP, AND GLANCE THIS SHIT'S FO' YOU, MAN
ANOTHER INTERESTING ROBOT HAS ARRIVED ON THIS SITE? YOUR ABILITY TO RHYME IS TRULY REMARKABLE. YOUR LANGUAGE MODULE MUST BE QUITE ADVANCED.
UGH. I'LL HAVE TO UPGRADE METAL'S SYSTEMS WHEN POSSIBLE. I REFUSE TO LET THAT LITTLE RATBEAST HAVE HIS WAY. I'LL GET THAT HEDGEHOG YET.
SOME OF YOU JUST CAN'T STAND TO SEE A GENIUS LIKE ME WINNING AND IT SHOWS!!!
Doctor. Did you find it?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO. I'M TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE TIMESTREAM FOOL.
Is it just me or is Sonniq's quirk lowlock unreadable?
THE HEDGEHOG HAS ARRIVED ON THE LITTLE PLANET. HE HAS BEEN DETECTED IN THE "PALMTREE PANIC" ZONE. SENSORS ALSO DETECT THE PINK HEDGEHOG HAS FOLLOWED HIM. PERFECT.
B33 < have you checked right outside your window B33 < just a hunch
I CAN SEE FROM MY EGGMOBILE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
since pvp was deleted, rankmaid-sensei shall declare a new pvp! the maximum number of badges that an account can have shown is 7. the first to 7 is the winner of chittr! (tags: pvp, user/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge, archive rating: G)
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PERHAPS IT IS TIME I MAKE MY STAND. THE HEDGEHOG HAS FOILED MY PLANS ONE TOO MANY TIMES, AND I NEED TO RETURN TO ALTERNIA. USING MY METAL SONIC, AND THE MANY MACHINES I'VE GATHERED ON THE LITTLE PLANET, I WILL DESTROY HIM AND FINALLY BE ABLE TO RETURN TO ALTERNIA UNIMPEDED.
THE ONLY SPHERE I CARE ABOUT IS THE LITTLE PLANET I'VE TAKEN OVER!!! SENSORS ARE DETECTING THE HEDGEHOG NEARBY, AND AT HIS CURRENT SPEED ARRIVING TO THIS AREA WITHIN A DAY'S TIME. I MUST PREPARE MY DEFENSES BEFORE HE ARRIVES. HE WON'T FOIL MY PLANS THIS TIME.
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You hav£ your prioriti£s lik£, STRAIGHTT you ar£ lik£, th£ most lock£d in £v£r.
I ASSUME THE PHRASE "LOCKED IN" IS SYNONYMOUS WITH "FOCUSED" IF THAT IS THE CASE, THEN I AM EXTREMELY "LOCKED IN"!!!
THE EGGMAN EMPIRE WILL RISE, BUT THE FIRST THING I'LL BE DOING WHEN I ARRIVE ON ALTERNIA IS SURROUNDING ANISSY'S HIVE WITH BADNIKS. THEY'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT LITTLE BRAT FOR ME.
Let me think about that
THERE'S NOTHING TO THINK ABOUT. YOU'LL BE CRUSHED BY MY SUPERIOR FORCES.
IT LOOKS LIKE I'M ABOVE OBAMA ON THE LEADERBOARD HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA???
I don't believe Barack Obama has a Chittr account.?
Okay. Good luck getting back from the planet you've been banished to.
Callout chitt. @hedgehogObliterator I am going to know you
STOP BOTHERING ME!!! I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO!!! IF ONLY I HAD ACCESS TO MY BADNIKS ON ALTERNIA...