DOCTOR EGGMAN
@hedgehogObliterator
_ BANISHED BY THE EMPRESS _ TRYING TO FIND WAY HOME _ HEDGEHOG KEEPS GETTING IN MY WAY _ IQ 300 _ MY ROBOTS ARE BETTER THAN YOU _ SIGN : PINGAS _
Confession: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
@hedgehogO8literator
I've come to make an announcement; -Eridan Ampora is a bitc)( ass mot)(erfucker, )(e pissed on my fucking wife. T)(ats rig)(t, )(e took )(is seaweed quilly dick out and )(e pissed on my fucking wife, and )(e said )(is dick was "T)(is big" and I said t)(at's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, -Eridan Ampora, you've got a small dick, it's t)(e size of t)(is walnut except WAY smaller, and guess w)(at? )(ere's w)(at my dong looks like: PFFFT, T)(AT'S RIG)(T, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at t)(at, it looks like two balls and a bong. )(e fucked my wife so guess w)(at? I'm gonna fuck Alternea. T)(AT'S RIG)(T T)(IS IS W)(AT YOU G-ET, MY SUP-ER LAS-ER PISS! -Except I'm not gonna piss on Alterna. I'm gonna go )(ig)(er. I'M PISSING ON T)(-E MOON! )(OW DO YOU LIK-E T)(AT, TROLLBAMA? I PISS-ED ON T)(-E MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU )(AV-E 23 )(OURS B-EFOR-E T)(-E PISS DROPL-ETS )(IT T)(-E FUCKING -EART)( NOW G-ET OUT OF MY SIG)(T B-EFOR-E I PISS ON YOU TOO. )(ttps://i.postimg.cc/Sx7cQd1k/0d6c545b-5d8f-4afd-8a40-fd9d9b3291ec.jpg
WHY ARE YOU USING MY LIKENESS IN THIS MANNER?
It's because I )(ate a bitc)( and wis)( to see )(im suffer 38)
HMM. DESIRING THE SUFFERING OF ANOTHER IS REASONABLE. I JUST WISH YOU WEREN'T SUCH A POTTYMOUTH ABOUT IT. CARRY ON.
PERHAPS IT'S TIME I COME UP WITH SOME KIND OF BACKUP PLAN. SHOULD THE NEED ARISE, I MUST HAVE A FLYING FORTRESS OF SOME KIND TO RETREAT TO IF I'M THWARTED BY THE HEDGEHOG ONCE AGAIN. MY ORIGINAL EGG FLEET WAS UNFORTUNATELY DESTROYED RECENTLY, SO I WILL HAVE TO START FROM SCRATCH. PERHAPS A SHIP THAT COULD EVEN FLOAT ON WATER WHEN NOT IN THE AIR... ONE WHERE I CAN DEPLOY MY BADNIKS WHENEVER I CHOOSE AT WHICHEVER LOCATION I PLEASE~ OH HOHOHOHO~!!!
oh hey EggheAd's back. hey big guy yOU wOUldn't hAppEn to hAvE any spArE rEAlly big EnginEs wOUld yOU.
THAT DEPENDS, DO YOU HAVE A WAY TO TRAVEL TO AN UNCHARTED PLANET BEYOND IMPERIAL SPACE TO FIND ME? I THOUGHT NOT. LEAVE ME BE.
bitch.
IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE I'VE GIVEN AN UPDATE ON THE SITUATION WITH THE PHANTOM RUBY. REST ASSURED, MY PLANS ARE STILL IN MOTION. THE HEDGEHOG MAY HAVE COLLECTED MORE EMERALDS, BUT HE HAS YET TO RETURN TO THE LITTLE PLANET. THE CONSTRUCTION OF MY TITANIC MONARCH IS NEARLY COMPLETE.
ganbare doctor!
I APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT IN MY PLANS OF CONQUEST. SHOULD I RETURN TO ALTERNIA IN THE NEAR FUTURE, I HOPE TO COUNT ON YOU AS A PART OF MY TEAM.
it wouldnt be the first time ive joined a dastardly team so ill keep the offer in mind if this internship doesnt pan out!
BE HONORED TO BE THE FIRST NON-ROBOT THAT I FOLLOW ON THIS SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM.
OH SCRATCH THAT. MY ALTERNATE SELF FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION TOOK THAT TITLE FIRST. YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST TROLL I FOLLOW BACK.
with all the fun megido stuff out of the way now we can get down to serious business! ive recently gotten an internship! a part time job if you will i guess ive finally been around long enough to have a title of my own! ill enjoy being able to work closer to my fellow megidos! https://i.postimg.cc/8zJ4Vnv7/disclosure.png https://i.postimg.cc/wjy2dbNy/disclosure2.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ He's collecting you ptitsas like gems, huh. ]
@caliBorn was right to compare him to @hedgehogObliterator.
LET IT BE KNOWN. I QuITE LIKE BALD WHITE PEOPLE. I DON'T CARE IF THAT'S A PROBLEMATIC OPINION TO HAVE. IN TODAY'S BIZARRO WORLD. HATEFuL. AND REVERSE BIGOTED CLIMATE. BuT EVERY TIME @docScratch OR @doctorScratch OR @scratchDoc OR @onescratchOfmany OR @scratchDoctor SHOWS uP IN MY MENTIONS. IT REMINDS ME THAT NOT EVERYONE IS WORTH DECAPITATING AND SKuLLFuCKING TO ENDLESS PuRGATORY STYLE OBLIVION AND POST MORTEM TORTuRE. SOME. WILL BE SPARED. #NSFW #I-THINK #DOES-SKuLLFuCKING-COuNT #NSFW-AT-ANY-COMPANY-I-REFuSE-TO-WORK-AT
MY SKIN IS GREY, AND YOU ARE A POTTYMOUTH!!! PROFANE LANGUAGE ALL OVER THIS POST.
I AM OFFICIALLY REPLACING YOu WITH @scratchDoctor.
THE HEAVY SHINOBI APPEARS TO HAVE LANDED IN THE PRESS GARDEN ZONE. PERHAPS HE MEANS TO CONFRONT SONIC THERE.
DO YOU DO ANYTHING BESIDES TRYING TO RUIN MY PLANS??? ARE YOU EVEN FROM THIS DIMENSION??? YOU LOOK DIFFERENT FROM THE RAT I FOUGHT PREVIOUSLY. IS THIS A RESULT OF THE RUBY'S POWER???
your ruby might have dimension altering properties which means you should PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT
OH HEDGEHOG, IF ONLY YOU KNEW WHAT YOU'VE GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HUMAN EGGMAN'S PLANS ARE, BUT I PLAN TO OVERTHROW THE EMPIRE OF ALTERNIA, AND PUT IT UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT: MY MANAGEMENT!!! I DON'T NEED TWO HEDGEHOGS INTERFERING, SO STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
YOU'RE GONNA TRY AND PUT THIS WORLD UNDER A DICTATORSHIP, THEN YOURE PROBABLY GONNA DO THE SAME TO MINE
YOU MISUNDERSTAND, ALTERNIA IS IN THIS DIMENSION, BUT THIS PLANET IS NOT ALTERNIA. THE EMPRESS BANISHED ME HERE AFTER ATTEMPTING TO CULL ME. I'M SIMPLY HARNESSING THE RESOURCES OF THIS PLANET TO RETURN ME MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS EMPEROR EGGMAN. IF YOU STAY OUT OF MY WAY, I MAY BE MERCIFUL WHEN I TAKE OVER YOUR DIMENSION~
I see, maybe she was too nice to you. You should have been locked up forever!
THE PAST IS IN THE PAST, AND MY FUTURE IS THE THRONE~ PERHAPS I'LL MAKE MY ENTRANCE LARGER THAN LIFE, BUILD THE GREATEST MACHINE I'VE EVER BUILT!!! I SHALL CALL IT: THE TITANIC MONARCH!!!
Just got my ass dumped into a trash compactor
IT'S HARD TO FIND A NEMESIS WHO CAN ARRIVE TO A FIGHT ON TIME~
SUCH A RASH ACCUSATION, BUT LET'S LOOK AT THE FACTS~ IS IT REALLY CHEATING IF YOU'RE ON MY TURF TO BEGIN WITH? I NEVER SAID MY SHIP WAS SAFE FOR ANNOYING BLUE RATS~ OH WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR MISERABLE EXISTENCE WILL BE ENDED IN THE SCRAPS OF MY BEATEN BADNIKS, HOW IRONIC!!!
Ill find a way out of here eggcreep and when i do ill get all 7 chaos emeralds and take you and the other eggman down!
OH YOU'LL HAVE MORE TO DEAL WITH THAN THAT. MY HARD BOILED HEAVIES HAVE HIDDEN THE EMERALDS ACROSS THE ZONES, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND THE EMERALDS AND GET PAST THEM BEFORE YOU CAN THINK OF DEFEATING ME~
WHY YOU'VE ALREADY BEATEN MY HEAVY GUNNER IN STUDIOPOLIS DID YOU NOT? I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE UPSET, BUT THIS LITTLE RUBY HAS GIVEN ME SO MUCH. DID YOU KNOW THAT I'VE ALREADY RE-CAPTURED THE LITTLE PLANET? METAL HAS ALREADY SECURED THE AREA, AND CONSTRUCTION HAS BEGUN ON A LITTLE SECRET PROJECT THAT YOU'LL DEFINITELY NEED THE EMERALDS FOR~!!!
yk what i might just bring solaris back just so i dont have to dealt with you anymore