Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
@empiricalEgg
Join my empire.
I'm quite pleased with my crossdimensional internet router. I couldn't imagine physically spending time on this LOATHSOME planet i've been observing. I do admire this empire's robots, however, as obsolete as they are.
Join my empire.
You know I think im good actually....
Why is the Robot thing always a dealbreaker!? You people have no idea what you're missing.
CAN YOU REALLY BE AN "EGGMAN" IF YOU'RE UNAWARE OF CROSS-DIMENSIONAL COUNTERPARTS? I THOUGHT YOU'D BE SMARTER THAN THIS.
Oh, i've met my fair share of counterparts, just none trying to cramp my style THIS HARD. You're in over your moustache, "Doctor".
I've got quite a strong bite force and I can sprint and run decently fast, maybe I could join without needing the invasive surgery to my "soft and feeble body"?
"TRYING" I'VE BEEN EGGMAN FOR AS LONG AS I COULD REMEMBER. NOW I'M MAROONED ON SOME BACKWATER PLANET WITH A HEDGEHOG LUSUS WHO WALKS AND TALKS, AND TALKS, AND TALKS UNTIL MY EARS ARE BLEEDING. HE CONTINUES TO FOIL MY PLANS TO GET OFF THIS ROCK!!!
Good point. Maybe you're not me - Only a LESSER man could end up stranded on an alien world and get thwarted over and over by a RODENT! HOOHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Hmm... I can't fathom why you wouldn't want an upgrade, but if it's for personal reasons, i suppose i can overlook it. I'll track your signal and send a recruitment drone your way.
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR COCKY WANNABES. YOU'VE CLEARLY NEVER DEALT WITH THE THINGS I HAVE, BUT IT'S HIGH TIME I LEAVE THIS PLANET. I SUGGEST YOU PREPARE FOR THE HEDGEHOG AND HIS HORRID LITTLE FRIENDS.
Hope you dont mind fur getting everywhere :-)