Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
@empiricalEgg
Join my empire.
~~i get a chance to come on and immediately am greeted by discrimination. #dashwatch
If you're upset by your current empire, there are always alternate options. The Eggman Empire prides itself on being 100% Bigotry and Discrimination free!
Join my empire.
I'm glad you asked, alien! As well as full dental, mental and workplace accident coverage, perks include fully paid vacation days and maternity leave, unlimited access to the salad and cereal bars and BEST OF ALL: A cutting-edge robotomy procedure GUARANTEED to reshape your soft and feeble body into a powerful tool worthy of serving the Eggman Empire!
I don't know if you're some kind of impersonator, or just delusional, but i warn you - Our legal team's every bit as deadly as our arsenal.
You know I think im good actually....
Why is the Robot thing always a dealbreaker!? You people have no idea what you're missing.
CAN YOU REALLY BE AN "EGGMAN" IF YOU'RE UNAWARE OF CROSS-DIMENSIONAL COUNTERPARTS? I THOUGHT YOU'D BE SMARTER THAN THIS.
Oh, i've met my fair share of counterparts, just none trying to cramp my style THIS HARD. You're in over your moustache, "Doctor".
I've got quite a strong bite force and I can sprint and run decently fast, maybe I could join without needing the invasive surgery to my "soft and feeble body"?
"TRYING" I'VE BEEN EGGMAN FOR AS LONG AS I COULD REMEMBER. NOW I'M MAROONED ON SOME BACKWATER PLANET WITH A HEDGEHOG LUSUS WHO WALKS AND TALKS, AND TALKS, AND TALKS UNTIL MY EARS ARE BLEEDING. HE CONTINUES TO FOIL MY PLANS TO GET OFF THIS ROCK!!!
Good point. Maybe you're not me - Only a LESSER man could end up stranded on an alien world and get thwarted over and over by a RODENT! HOOHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Hmm... I can't fathom why you wouldn't want an upgrade, but if it's for personal reasons, i suppose i can overlook it. I'll track your signal and send a recruitment drone your way.
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Have you considered a mechanisation procedure to convert your organic body into a (frankly superior) robotic one?