Dr. Ivo Robotnik
@yourNastiness
Soon, everyone on Chittr will bow down to me, Dr. Rrrrrrobotnik! Hahahahah!
#bonfirrrreparrrty? What forrr? I have no time forr a party when I'm on the hunt forrr that hedgehog!
What if the hedgehog is at that party? You could do a little snooping around for him or his Mobian ménage.
:33 < you like to hunt too?? :33 < delighted to hear! f33ls like mighty hunters are a rarity around here you know?
≈ It would BE — A — FOOLISH CHOICE — TO TRY — and — curtail Sonic, — THE HEDGEHOG. — Hushed — voices told me THAT — he's — AS fast — as THE SPEED of sound, — A feat — I — COULD IMAGINE — BEING impossible — for the LIKES OF — you. — I — TRUST you're a smart person, but VERY — FEW ARE — ABLE — to achieve SUCH — ability. A — BETTER choice, — for — YOUR — OWN sake, would be TO ATTEND THE — BONFIRE party, in MY — OPINION. ≈
So, there arrrre two of us... That means double the hedgehog catching powerrrrrr! I'll have to give my alterrnate self a prrromotion!
Perhaps you are the better version.
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Why ask Scrrratch and Grrounder to catch Sonic, when I can ask rrrrandom people on the interrrrrnet to do my job instead? It's GENIUS!
Snoopingas usual I s33.
Attention, users of Chittr! You arrrre in the prrrrresence of the magnificent Drr. Ivo Rrrrrrobotnik! Unlike my bumbling fools of lackeys, Scratch and Grrrrrrounder, you lovely Chittrrrrrr userrrrs seem to be morrrrrre rrrrrresilient! Well, we'll see about THAT! Now, who wants to help me catch that horrrrrrrrrrrible hedgehog?
THIS. Is a hedgehog! Go find him and capturrrrre him! https://file.garrrrden/Y2lswZOdi23QPPVI/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_AoStH_prrrrrofile.webp
ohhhh you mean a quiLLbeast LoL yeah i got you. how much you gonna pay for that job though just wondering?
If you catch Sonic, you'll get the grrrrreatest rrrrrewarrrrrrd of all... a Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrromotion!
woah calm down bud i'll go capture him and i toootally won't betray you when im done :)
I bet all my life savings on someone catching Sonic! You can't possibly fail!
Pingas. #nsfw ?