Dr. Ivo Robotnik
@yourNastiness
Soon, everyone on Chittr will bow down to me, Dr. Rrrrrrobotnik! Hahahahah!
i forgot i existed for a sec there
NO! IT CAN'T BE! That blasted hedgehog is on this site? Scrrrratch, Grrrounderr! Get him!
#bonfirrrreparrrty? What forrr? I have no time forr a party when I'm on the hunt forrr that hedgehog!
What if the hedgehog is at that party? You could do a little snooping around for him or his Mobian ménage.
IN ORDER TO HELP @YOURNASTINESS I HAVE DECIDED TO USE THE PHANTOM RUBY TO PORTAL SOME OF MY BADNIKS TO HIS DIMENSION. GETTING RID OF ONE HEDGEHOG IS JUST THE FIRST STEP. EVERY DIMENSION WILL BE AT OUR DISPOSAL ONCE I'VE STUDIED THIS GEM...
Soon, all of Mobius will be ourrrrrrs! Hahahaha!
WELL, MOBIUS WILL BE YOURS. I HAVE MY EYES ON ANOTHER PRIZE, BUT I WILL BE WILLING TO SHARE THE EGGMAN EMPIRE WITH YOU!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! THE HEDGEHOG WILL BOW BEFORE US!!!
Trruly devious, otherrrrr verrrrrsion of me. Even morrrrre devious than my own plans to catch that blue baboon!
AFTER A CONFRONTATION WITH THE HEDGEHOG ON SOUTH ISLAND, I WAS ABLE TO RETRIEVE THE PHANTOM RUBY WITH LITTLE TROUBLE. MY HARDBOILED HEAVY SQUADRON HAS SPREAD ACROSS THE LAND, WHILE I ANALYZE THE POWER THE RUBY HOLDS. I WAS ABLE TO USE THE RUBY TO SEND HIM INTO MY NEWLY REPAIRED CHEMICAL PLANT~!!! PERHAPS WITH THE INTERDIMENSIONAL POWER THIS GEM HOLDS, I MAY EVEN BE ABLE TO BRING THINGS BACK THAT WERE ONCE HERE... THE LITTLE PLANET COMES TO MIND FOR A PLAN~
WHAAAT? What do you MEAN therrrre's a second Robotnik? Therre's only supposed to be me! Scrrrrratch, Grrounderrrrr, send this impostorrrr packing!
YOU FOOL. DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT THIS BIZARRE WEB DOMAIN CONNECTS ACROSS THE FABRIC OF REALITY??? WE ARE EGGMEN OF DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS... WHICH MEANS THERE'S MORE THAN ONE OF THAT PUTRID LITTLE BLUE RAT!!! I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!
I neverrrr thought about that... Then it's settled, we'll worrk togetherrr to stop that miserrrrable rat!
ON A NOTE UNRELATED TO MY PLANS, MY HYPOTHESIS OF THIS WEBSITE CONNECTING DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS AND TIMELINES SEEMS TO BE CORRECT. ANOTHER VERSION OF MYSELF FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION APPEARS TO HAVE CREATED AN ACCOUNT ON HERE. HE APPEARS TO NOT HAVE HORNS, AND A DIFFERENT COMPLEXION, SO HE IS CLEARLY A "HUMAN".
That's rrrrrright! And you'rrrrre going down!
Troll Goku would tot★lly be★t supertroll. It wouldn't even be close. Nobody be★ts Troll Goku.
Pah! Trrrrroll Goku is no match forrrrrr the wits of the great Drrrr. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik!
Attention, users of Chittr! You arrrre in the prrrrresence of the magnificent Drr. Ivo Rrrrrrobotnik! Unlike my bumbling fools of lackeys, Scratch and Grrrrrrounder, you lovely Chittrrrrrr userrrrs seem to be morrrrrre rrrrrresilient! Well, we'll see about THAT! Now, who wants to help me catch that horrrrrrrrrrrible hedgehog?
THIS. Is a hedgehog! Go find him and capturrrrre him! https://file.garrrrden/Y2lswZOdi23QPPVI/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_AoStH_prrrrrofile.webp
ohhhh you mean a quiLLbeast LoL yeah i got you. how much you gonna pay for that job though just wondering?
If you catch Sonic, you'll get the grrrrreatest rrrrrewarrrrrrd of all... a Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrromotion!
I bet all my life savings on someone catching Sonic! You can't possibly fail!