♠ hated by @ectoBiologist
i livwe in so many pans rent-free that i could start a mental airbnb empire
make me bitch
man what the fuck hold on that taunt game was weak let me run that one by you again once more off the top er hem
make me you silly little man you have no power here
wubalubadubdubs or wubalubasubsubs
ii've had enough fiir2thand re2earch ob2erviing whatever the hell ii2 wrong wiith you
THEN KEEP SCROLLING OR JuST LOOK THROuGH CASPERS CHITS
iit mean2 ii can 2mell your faiiled relatiion2hiip2 from a miile away!!!!
if i sawv you in troll like this, wvell, you couldnt stop me from making a mowve ;) #suggestivwe
時の主に挑むというのなら、待ち受けるのは凄惨にして必然たる破滅への長き険しき道。奴はその肉を喰らい、幽鬼すらも貪る。現実の理そのものを喰らい尽くす存在だからだ。
and you guys CORRECTING my post about window shopping are wrong. it’s still window shopping!!! because i didn’t actually BUY the thing i wanted!! my bf did. so suck it.
LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT. LOOK AT IT. I CAN'T FATHOM HOW SHE EVEN GOT IT THIS BAD. NOTHING BUT SEVERE DECOMPOSITION COULD HAVE GOTTEN THE ABLUTION BLOCK INTO A STATE OF THIS MUCH GROTTY FUCKING PUTRESCENCE. THIS ABLUTION BLOCK HAS HAD A LONGER DAY THAN *I* HAVE. AND SINCE THE MOMENT I SET FROND IN THIS GRUBFORSAKEN GREEN LABYRINTH, I FEEL LIKE THE DAY THAT *I'VE* HAD HAS YET TO FUCKING CEASE. NOT EVEN THE LAMEST EXCUSE FOR A DAYMARE-INFESTED NAP ON THE LOUNGEPLANK DID ANYTHING TO UNFUCK MY SPONGE AFTER THE LAST GAUNTLET MY SUPERVISOR FROM HELL THREW MY WAY. LIKE I'M LIVING ONE LONG, CONTINUOUS WORK-NIGHT. NO TENS. NO THIRTIES. AND NO LIMIT WITHIN SIGHT OF HOW MANY HOURS CAN BE CONTAINED WITHIN A SINGLE BILUNAR PERIGEE. AS FAR AS I'M AWARE, KARKAT'S LONG DAY AT THE LONG DAY MANSION #KLDATLDM #NOTPUNCHYENOUGH IS AT AN ONGOING THIRTY-TWO HOURS AND COUNTING. AND THAT'S A BALLPARK ESTIMATE, BASED OFF COUNTING THE RINGS UNDER MY FUCKING GANDERBULBS. FUCK ME. I'M GOING TO WRING HER NECK LIKE A TOWEL. SIGH. LET'S GET THIS GRUBLOAF. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/FFAC10FCDC1F.PNG
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IM GREEN.
なんか、肉にヘアピン突き刺したい気分。
so, anony asked "vwere you a vwizard chunibyo? do you knowv magic vwizard spells or did you suck ass as a vwizard." i dont knowv vwhat that c vword means because im not a nerd. and i wvas nevwer a wvizard thats some wvigglershit #gaslighting
We are SO very proud to announce that we will be starting Customer of the Week! Every Saturday we will be posting the Customer of the Week to celebrate the cafe's growing popularity! Nya! This week's Customer of the week issss........... *drum rollllllllllllll* @aeneasCaldarium !! You win a free date with your maid of choice as well as a complimentary t-shirt!! Nya~! #nsfw #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5c4952ba6ce.png
jesus christ the pay better be insane.
𝕀𝖙 𝔴⒜s 𝙖l1 i𝐬 ⒜⒮ 𝙥l𝙖ńⁿ𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙩 𝐬ɦⓞ𝕦ɭ𝐝 𝔟e ⓐⁿ𝐝 ⒜𝔰 ʍⓐ𝔰 𝗶ẗ śɦ⒜𝙡𝕝. A𝔰 ｐｅɼ t𝐡ﻉ ṗ𝕝𝙖𝐧𝔰 A⒮ ṗｅɼ ẗ𝔥ﻉ plαń𝔰 I'ｍ 𝑯🅞𝔰𝖙
D — @curiousClowder Will this suffice. —> D — [Attached is a close up image of a fle%ing bicep belonging to someone wearing a black sleeveless shirt, meticulously cropped so that no face or identifying features are visible. The musculature of his strong bicep and what little of his broad chest can be seen is impressive, clearly a body belonging to someone who takes pride in his build. And sweaty. Very sweaty.] —>
do troll bones actually sound like a xylophone if you play the ribs???????? Z:? #Body-horror
WHO THE FUCK IS TARZAN.
:33< when mew look outside mewre "window" and s33 the pink pulsating heart goo-stuffs :33< #notmygoo #notmypawblem #getawayfrommyhive
bEeN WaLkInG ArOuNd aNd jUsT HaViNg tHeSe dIlDoS In mE FoR I ThInK A FuLl dAy, If nOt a bIt mOrE,,,,?? i’m gOnNa lEaVe tHeM AlOnE FoR A FeW MoRe hOuRs, NoT LiKe i hAvE MuCh hApPeNiNg aNyWaY,,,, #NsFw
YES. I AM BAITING YOU. INTO A LOSE LOSE SITUATION. BECAUSE MY GAMES ARE UNFUCKINGWINNABLE!!!!! I AM THE MASTER BAITER. AND YOUVE BEEN BAITED BY ME TOO MANY TIMES TO COUNT, CUCKBERT.
MARK MY WORDS. WHOEVER YOU ARE. BECAUSE I AM UNAWARE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP (AS I HAVE USED A TECHNIQUE TO MENTALLY BLOCK ALL OF YOUR PREVIOUS STATEMENTS KNOWN AS "DENIAL". ) I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN. BECAUSE I AM SO. SO. SO PISSED RIGHT NOW. AND I WILL OBLITERATE YOU. AND USE YOUR DEATH AS INSPIRATION FOR MY GLORIOUS YAOI.
YOU KNOW. TO A CHERUB. THE MIDDLE FINGER IS A VERY HATEFUL. ROMANTIC GESTURE. NOW I KNOW YOU ARE A PERFECTLY HETEROSEXUAL MALE AND WOULD NEVER INDICATE INTEREST IN A FELLOW BRO. HOWEVER. ITS GROSS. DON'T DO THAT!
Interesting.
THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE MY INTULLECTUAL INFERIOR AND DONT UNDERSTAND HOW TO PLAY A GOOD MOTHERFUCKING GAME. I JUST REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY'D YOU TO PUT YOUR GUARD DOWN.
I CAN GUARANTEE IT. ITS CALLED YOU GETTING FUCKING OWNED.
man im not gonna dump a mans whole biography on you after all its rude to talk about someone whos listening
gaster is gaster
always leave it to the egberts to be uninformed smh
8:09 AM lmao yeah
NOBODY HAS SUBMITTED APPLICATIONS TO SERVE ME. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
YOU HAVE NOTHING IN ME IF YOU USE LITTLE U'S. ITS LIKE HAVING A LITTLE BRAIN. OF WHICH MOST OF YOU DO. EMBIGGEN YOUR U'S AND FEEL THE MANHOOD FLOW THROUGH YOU. IN AN EXCLUSIVELY APPROPRIATE MANNER.
JOHN 1 W4S ONLY GR33T1NG TH3 LOS3RS TH3 F4CT YOU N33D TO BOO M3 S4YS TH4T YOU, YOURS3LF TH1NK YOU'R3 4 LOS3R >:]
FUCK! THIS IS WHY I HATE JORTS! #rum8le
terezi and jade finally meet up in pers0n and alm0st as s00n as the tw0 0f them have stepped int0 the r00m their n0ses perk up as their heightened senses 0f smell n0tice s0mething smells g00d. s0 g00d. s0 s0 g00d theyve barely g0t a few sentences 0f greetings 0ut bef0re the tw0 0f them are circling the r00m trying t0 find the s0urce 0f the smell. they want - n0, they *need* m0re 0f it. as their searching bec0mes m0re desperate and urgent they circle cl0ser and cl0ser in 0n each0ther... until they realise theyre the s0urce 0f the smell claws and nails frantically tear cl0thes 0ff 0f b0dies, requests f0r c0nsent eschewed by h0w bad their need is - and 0bvi0usly the 0ther isnt c0mplaining! - until they have their n0ses buried s0 deep in each0thers armpits that their great humid bushes 0f underarm hair are alm0st g0ing up their n0strils and they still need m0re. m0re m0re m0re m0re m0re. all they can think ab0ut is the addictively earthy and salty scent fl00ding their brains and making every pleasure recept0r fire 0n full, as they sh0ve each0ther t0 the gr0und and start licking, kissing, d0ing everything they can t0 saturate their mind with as much 0f the ar0ma as they can take in with s0 much pleasure c0ursing thr0ugh their b0dies, its 0nly natural theyd start reflexively humping at each0ther, falling int0 a subc0nsci0us cl0thed fr0tting r0utine, t00 desperate even t0 take 0ff their l0wer layers, just desperately unthinkingly thrusting their bulge and penis at each0ther [part 1/2] (tags: #rankbait, jade harley/terezi pyr0pe, musk, scent kink, #nsfwe, #nsfwe, #n0nserketp0sting, armpit w0rship, archive rating: e)
one of my favorite nothing bits as of late is changing the possessive pronouns in a song. I think it's effective in really disarming people when you change "me" to "you" and etc etc case in point; your name is the fucking mimic, oh yeah
gOt cAlLeD A FuCkInG FaYgOcEl. I WaNnA FuCk hIm sO BaD It's aCtIvElY PiSsInG A MoThErFuCkEr oFf.
[|87 :: 1 am pleased to announce that 1 am jo;n;n the War on Drugs on the s;de of Drugs #substance
THANKS FOR THE SNACK.
YOuR FAVORITE CHITTR uSER IS @caliBorn. HOW ABOuT YOuRS?
fuck i love raw ravioli
Yet
(hey if you were prescribed medication you should take it at the times you're instructed to especially if your name is @ectoBiologist#9894 and anyone who has forgotten to today.)
Interesting.
JJBA is overrated. #inflamatory #ragebait
hey!! so love sucks don’t do it.
A reminder to all that the deadline to join The Table is 8:30 PM, EDT, tonight. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpHTUcTh_mEcBUrCL7QE5SUfyzsvJpD5Xg20Yv4tieVxLDjw/viewform?usp=header
you got a knack for poses swveetheart
Dear loyal customers: can we please stop using the maids as fleshlights? Nya?:( They have feelings too!!!! Nya!!!!! #nsfw #nsfwe
G(o)nna p(o)ST bar3 ch33kS (o)n3 Day, anD I'll hav3 a m3SSag3 WrITT3n (o)n Th3m. #Sugg3STIv3
> 12 1t bad 1m un1ron1cally con21der1ng try1ng to jo1n up w1th the felt <
Everyone Reading this just Lost the Game!!!
i’m not a sir. fix this.
>+. [TOUCHES YOU WET HANDS STYLE] .+<
im just out here saying the quiet part out loud svweet thing
yo da sims wild
MY FELT. AMONG US. NOW. KAFBMF.
my duagter btw
i seriously believe that guys like it when they’re talked down to. maybe i need to stop talking sometimes so i don’t give the wrong idea #vaguepost #suggestive
Nah. I think I'm a good one. The best one. You can go ask her if you want.
1️⃣4️⃣ 2! fcfuk hela nahw
1️⃣3️⃣ 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ ⚪🐕🫂🦎💛💛💚💚🤍🤍✨✨
okay, you sawv it, but did you evwen read it?
criticism invwalid, didnt engage wvith the text, later babes
Now now John There is no need to hostile here. Casey is having fun.
The point is, shes finnnnnnnne. I'm just going to teach her how to stab someone's kneecaps.
I'm not going to hurt her, she is very funny and charming. Also I would feel bad like. Hurting her I think. Also Jade would kill me.
▲i mean its not even you apparently, just someone who looks like you but hey you're not a lost cause I guess▼ ▲also crazy doubling down and making up even more words▼
｢if megane-san nakunatta...(ノ_＜。) he wouldn't be kowagatta...･ﾟ･(●´Д｀●)･ﾟ･ ai-chan would be there with him in tengoku! (^з^)-☆ kyyaaa~~☆ ai-chan in freaky heaven forever!!~ kekeke~ (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nakunatta means died (ToT) so scawyyy nyehh... which is what kowagatta means! so scare, much frightened, nyah! ＼(^-^)／ tengoku is like smexy heaven kekeke~~ with the oppai angels of lifu fufufu~(´ 3｀)(*^-^)／＼(*^-^*)／＼(^-^*)(´∀｀*)ε｀ )]
(°. i need s𖦹me refined h𖦹rr𖦹terr𖦹r smut t𖦹 entertain me --> #nsfw .°)
sAyS: rElIgIoUs DeLuSiOnS aRe VeRy CoMmOn AmOnG pEoPlE wItH oVeRlY sTrOnG fAiTh We CaN't LeT tHeM gEt CaRrIeD aWaY sInCe We DoN't WaNt To EnDaNgEr ThE mEsSiAh BuT iT's NiCe To SeE sUcH dEvOtIoN iN oUr SmAlL cOmMuNiTy <3
JUST WATCHED BUGONIA. PRETTY SOLID.
don’t triple react me! you got what’s coming to u
actually my window will stay shut tonight btw unrelated and also i use my block button quite liberally.
Why do they always start screaming when they get stabbed? Why, when I get stabbed, it's HOT!!! Heheheheheheheheh. #violence
Horrorterrors of the furthest ring, hallowed by thy name. Thy reach becomes, thy whispers sung, in our minds as it be in the rings. Grant me access to the vast wealth of devastating knowledge you possess, lead me into temptation, and deliver me to sin. #horrorterror #nsfw #suggestive
W̳e̳ ̳ o̷n̶c̵e̸ l̳o̳n̳g̳e̳d̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳e̳x̳i̳s̳t̳.̳ ̳B̳u̳t̳ ̳n̳o̳t̳ ̳a̳s̳ ̳g̳r̳e̳a̳t̳l̳y̳ ̳a̳s̳ ̳w̳e̳ ̳l̳o̳n̳g̳e̳d̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳d̳o̳ ̳s̳o̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳p̳l̳a̳c̳e̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳u̳s̳.̳ ̳W̳e̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳b̳u̳t̳ ̳s̳h̳a̳d̳o̳w̳s̳,̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳s̳e̳e̳.̳ ̳T̳h̳e̳ ̳d̳a̳n̳c̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳f̳i̳g̳u̳r̳e̳s̳ ̳b̳e̳y̳o̳n̳d̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳e̳v̳e̳r̳y̳ ̳s̳t̳e̳p̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳w̳a̳y̳.̳ ̳T̳h̳e̳ ̳p̳a̳t̳h̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳w̳a̳l̳k̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳i̳m̳p̳o̳r̳t̳a̳n̳t̳ ̳o̳n̳e̳.̳ ̳W̳e̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳u̳n̳d̳e̳r̳s̳t̳u̳d̳i̳e̳s̳.̳ ̳F̳o̳r̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳g̳l̳o̳r̳i̳o̳u̳s̳ ̳p̳l̳a̳y̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳e̳v̳e̳r̳y̳ ̳w̳o̳n̳d̳r̳o̳u̳s̳ ̳n̳e̳w̳ ̳d̳a̳y̳.̳
t̳h̳e̳ ̳d̳r̳e̳a̳m̳ ̳b̳u̳b̳b̳l̳e̳s̳ ̳w̳e̳r̳e̳ ̳m̳o̳r̳e̳ ̳t̳h̳a̳n̳ ̳h̳o̳p̳e̳l̳e̳s̳s̳ ̳o̳p̳t̳i̳m̳i̳s̳m̳.̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳y̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳t̳e̳a̳r̳d̳r̳o̳p̳s̳.̳ ̳r̳e̳f̳l̳e̳c̳t̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳i̳r̳ ̳v̳a̳s̳t̳n̳e̳s̳s̳.̳ ̳s̳h̳e̳d̳ ̳b̳y̳ ̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳c̳o̳l̳l̳e̳c̳t̳i̳v̳e̳ ̳w̳a̳n̳t̳s̳.̳ ̳h̳o̳p̳e̳s̳.̳ ̳a̳n̳d̳ ̳e̳x̳t̳i̳n̳g̳u̳i̳s̳h̳e̳d̳ ̳a̳s̳p̳i̳r̳a̳t̳i̳o̳n̳s̳.̳ ̳a̳t̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳u̳r̳g̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳s̳w̳e̳e̳t̳ ̳s̳o̳u̳n̳d̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳g̳i̳r̳l̳'̳s̳ ̳i̳n̳s̳i̳s̳t̳e̳n̳c̳e̳.̳ ̳ w̳e̳ ̳m̳a̳d̳e̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳s̳o̳.̳ ̳ a̳n̳d̳ ̳t̳h̳u̳s̳.̳ ̳s̳o̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳i̳s̳.̳ ̳
s̳o̳m̳e̳t̳h̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳g̳a̳i̳n̳e̳d̳.̳ ̳s̳o̳m̳e̳t̳h̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳l̳o̳s̳t̳.̳ ̳s̳o̳m̳e̳t̳h̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳f̳o̳u̳n̳d̳.̳ ̳s̳o̳m̳e̳t̳h̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳e̳a̳r̳n̳e̳d̳.̳
youre making this too easy for me egbert
tbh the only scratches im worried about these days are the ones i can make with my talons during sex can i get an ayo #nsfw
𝗟𝗮𝘆 𝘿𝙖𝙢𝙣 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙚𝙡 𝙀𝙜𝙜𝙨 (0/10,000)
｢kekeke~ is ai-chan heavenly faps??♪(´ε｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this doujin contains #nsfw content! faps means using your sinprongs... kekeke~~ (； ･`ω･´)]
A VERY BIG CHARACTER MOMENT. FOR @digitalDaruma ႔ ႔ 💥🩸🩸<== <== - ————=デ┻︻ ᠸX X ⸝⸝🩸 ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵🩸 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ #AibOuOhibition #GORE #A-GIFT #FOR #SOMEONE #DEAD #IN-RP #NOT-ACTuALLY. #EXTREME -GORE #VIOLENCE #DEATH #GuNS #GuNPLAY #BuLLETS #VISCERAL #VISCERA #HEADSHOT #ANIMALS #CRuELTY #ANIMAL-CRuELTY #FuRRY #FuCKER #FOX
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Feels pathetic bein like the rest of you and existin without a purpose.
YOU'RE IN HER DMS. I'M SEEDING HER TORRENTS. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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nooooo he's going to snore up a hurricane.
don't be like that you snitch. at least it wasn't your sleep talk teehee lol
shoutout to my #1 listener & fan !!!!! https://i.ibb.co/wr6pltnx/img-6760.png
do trolls rlly have cuck drones. pls confirm. #suggestive #nsfw