LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT. LOOK AT IT. I CAN'T FATHOM HOW SHE EVEN GOT IT THIS BAD. NOTHING BUT SEVERE DECOMPOSITION COULD HAVE GOTTEN THE ABLUTION BLOCK INTO A STATE OF THIS MUCH GROTTY FUCKING PUTRESCENCE. THIS ABLUTION BLOCK HAS HAD A LONGER DAY THAN *I* HAVE. AND SINCE THE MOMENT I SET FROND IN THIS GRUBFORSAKEN GREEN LABYRINTH, I FEEL LIKE THE DAY THAT *I'VE* HAD HAS YET TO FUCKING CEASE. NOT EVEN THE LAMEST EXCUSE FOR A DAYMARE-INFESTED NAP ON THE LOUNGEPLANK DID ANYTHING TO UNFUCK MY SPONGE AFTER THE LAST GAUNTLET MY SUPERVISOR FROM HELL THREW MY WAY. LIKE I'M LIVING ONE LONG, CONTINUOUS WORK-NIGHT. NO TENS. NO THIRTIES. AND NO LIMIT WITHIN SIGHT OF HOW MANY HOURS CAN BE CONTAINED WITHIN A SINGLE BILUNAR PERIGEE. AS FAR AS I'M AWARE, KARKAT'S LONG DAY AT THE LONG DAY MANSION #KLDATLDM #NOTPUNCHYENOUGH IS AT AN ONGOING THIRTY-TWO HOURS AND COUNTING. AND THAT'S A BALLPARK ESTIMATE, BASED OFF COUNTING THE RINGS UNDER MY FUCKING GANDERBULBS. FUCK ME. I'M GOING TO WRING HER NECK LIKE A TOWEL. SIGH. LET'S GET THIS GRUBLOAF. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/FFAC10FCDC1F.PNG
Id be m0re w0rried ab0ut the arsenic thats definitely been used t0 dye every item in that h0use
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I RESCINDED MY PALE REACT. I RIPPED IT FROM YOUR PRONGS AS SOON AS I REALIZED YOU HAD ALREADY STUCK A KNIFE IN MY DORSAL RIDGE. MINISCULE CRUMB OF MY APPRECIATION DENIED. EAT A BAG OF BULGES.
You try paintin' a tub green. They're stayin' white.
:33 < a full bag? g33, karkat. i don't know. i had a heavy lunch.
I just assumed we'd have commissioned some poor craftsman to make Green Ceramics for all of them!
Do you know how expensive that is? Like hell we are. Same wit' da sinks. Water runs through that shit constantly.
AND we have to replace 'em regularly thanks to certain folks of the crew and their shenanigans, cough fuckin' cough. No namin' names but you know who youse are.
You're not wrong, I guess. It would be expensive.
holy crap uhhhhh YOU GOT THIS CHALKY (|:D ill uh try to keep folks away so you can uhhhh unfuck this place in peace
I DON'T KNOW IF THE FACT THAT YOU'RE QUICKLY BECOMING ONE OF MY ONLY FUCKING ALLIES IN THIS ROTTING HIVE OF HORRORS IS DEPRESSING OR UPLIFTING. THE BEST JOKE YOU'VE EVER MADE TO DATE IS DECIDING TO BEFRIEND THE FUCKING JANITOR. I'LL REMEMBER THIS.