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good morning everyone other than that one vile cronus
Don’t forget to try your best today! 38)
i’m in the mood for love, simply because you’re near me, funny, but when you’re near me, i’m in the mood for love. #lyricposting
god im really fucking with this apple right now this shit is so crunchy and juicy with a perfect blend of tartness and sweetness. shit is so cash. #breakfast #fruitposting
do you have to serenade me while i’m making breakfast?? you keep tripping me up. :)
fell for the uranium mcchicken prank. classic
its wednesday i feel like im forgetting to say something
d0nt even ask about the ketchup https://64.media.tumblr.com/4537862071418105fbf2383deb7b6958/586f10e31d30e325-85/s2048x3072/cfb939acf800bbfd7a15e710cdef03e9ab8add04.png
do you take suggestions? soo many things you could try.
LET ME SET THE SCENE HERE. I'M SAT IN MY RESPITE BLOCK AT PRESENT, THE ONLY THING I HAVE OPEN ON MY COMPUTER IS CHITTR. IT'S A TEMPERATE MAY DAY IN THE TROLL KINGDOM AND THE RAIN IS COMING DOWN OUTSIDE PRETTY HEAVILY. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I HAVE THE WINDOW OPEN A CRACK TO HEAR IT FALL. THE SYNCOPATED PITTER PATTER ON THE OUTSIDE WINDOW DANCING IN CONCERT WITH THE SOUND OF MY TOUCH STUBS GLIDING ACROSS MY MECHANICAL KEYBOARD. BACK ON ALTERNIA, YOU DID *NOT* WANT YOUR WINDOW OPEN DURING THE RAIN. THAT SHIT WAS PURE ACID, AND THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR HIVE WAS BUILT TO WITHSTAND IT, BUT THE INSIDE SURE WASN'T AND NEITHER WAS YOUR SKIN. FOR SOME TIME, EVEN THOUGH ITS SAFE TO TOUCH THE RAINWATER ON EARTH-C, I REFUSED TO OPEN MY WINDOW. TODAY THAT CHANGED. DO YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS? BECAUSE TODAY IS A DAY OF FIRSTS. UPON REFLECTION, I SUPPOSE THIS IS MY FIRST 'SPONSORED POST'. A BENEFACTOR WHO WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS GAVE ME A GIFT CARD TO A PIZZA PLACE CALLED GIORDANO'S. THERE WAS ENOUGH ON THIS CARD FOR A MEAL FOR TWO AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR EVERYONE, I *WILL* BE GOING BACK. I HATE EVERYTHING THAT THIS PIZZA TRIP HAS MADE ME BECOME. THE KARKAT THAT YOU KNEW YESTERDAY IS A DEAD MAN. HE'S BEEN LEFT IN THE PAST, MERELY AN ERRANT SPECTER HAUNTING YOUR MEMORY. I'M SORRY. I'M REALLY, TRULY FUCKING SORRY. I REALLY, REALLY LIKE EARTH-C-HICAGO STYLE PIZZA. EXCEPT...I'M NOT SORRY, ACTUALLY. HAD YOU FOR A MOMENT, DIDN'T I? IF THERE IS ONE THING KARKAT VANTAS IS- IT'S UNREPENTANT IN HIS FOOD OPINIONS. DID YOU REALLY THINK FOR A MOMENT THAT I WOULD GROVEL AT YOUR FEET? BESEECH YOUR TEMPLE FOR APOLOGY? THROW MYSELF AT THE MERCY OF THE EXTREMELY FAKE CLOWN GODS ABOVE FOR DARING TO THINK THAT THIS PIZZA *FUCKS SEVERELY*? YOU'RE DEAD FUCKING WRONG. WELCOME TO KARKAT'S PIZZA REVIEWS. THERE IS NO GOD HERE BUT ME. FEEL FREE TO LEAVE YOUR TITHES IN THE TIP JAR AND KISS MY FINALLY BEJEWELED RING YOU ME DAMNED HEATHEN. NORMALLY WHEN I TRY OUT A NEW PIZZA PLACE, I GO FOR THE BASICS. NOT THIS TIME. AS THIS WAS A SPONSORED VISIT, I TOOK INSTRUCTION ON WHAT PIZZA TO GET- ANY VARIETY OF THEIR EARTH-C-HICAGO STYLE PIZZA. I SEE NOW WHY SOME HUMANS CALL THIS SHIT A 'PIZZA PIE' BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THAT THING HAD A *CRUST*. IT WAS LIKE EXCAVATING IN A MINE OF SAUCE AND MOLTEN HOT CHEESE. I'LL ADMIT. I WAS VERY HESITANT GOING INTO THIS. SAUCE? ON TOP OF THE PIZZA? HOW NOVEL! HOW STRANGE! I'D HEARD OF SUCH A CONCOCTION, SUCH A WEIRD FUCKING MEAL BEFORE AND I'D SORT OF WRITTEN IT OFF ENTIRELY. HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY APPEAL TO THE PALATE OF ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING THINKPAN AND THE FULL POSSESSION OF ONE'S NATURAL FLAVOR BUMPS. I WAS A FUCKING FOOL. A FRAUD, EVEN. I'M A MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE MAN NOW. A BETTER MAN. THAT. SHIT. FUCKED. THIS WILL BE MY FIRST 10/10 REVIEW. THIS BASIC ASS, BEAUTIFULLY SIMPLISTIC CHEESE AND SAUCE DEEP DISH FLAVOR DISC WILL BE MY SWAN SONG. YOU CAN PLAY ME OUT NOW. I CAN DIE HAPPY. LET'S REVIEW WHAT'S GOOD. EVERYTHING, YOU FUCKING IDIOT DID YOU NOT LISTEN TO A WORD I JUST SAID? THIS IS UNASSAILABLE! YOU CANNOT HOPE TO ATTAIN THE BENEVOLENT PEAKS THAT THIS FLAVOR DISC PROVIDES, YOU HAPLESS DEGENERATE. YOU SPEND HOURS EVERY DAY GOONING ON CHITTR.ING WHEN THERE'S A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF EXPERIENCES WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE YOUR FRONT DOOR IF YOU JUST SEEK TO ATTAIN THEM,. THE CRUST FOUGHT ME. IT WAS A BRIEF STRUGGLE TO BITE INTO BEFORE ITS CRISPY DENSENESS YIELDED TO THE SUPERIOR MIGHT OF MY FANGS, LIKE A LOVER JUST A TOUCH TOO SHY TO GIVE IN RIGHT AWAY. THE SAUCE SETTLED ON TOP, A TEASING OCEAN OF TOMATO AND PESTO. SHE STARED AT ME IN OUR TWIN COLOR, EYES ALLURING AND INSPIRING A GROWL FROM ME. IT WAS FERAL. I'M NOT PROUD OF THE WAY I TOOK HER. THE WAY I CLAMPED MY CLAWS AROUND HER AND TORE INTO HER SUPPLE FLESH. ...WHAT? DID YOU THINK THAT WAS #SUGGESTIVE? I'M DESCRIBING BITING INTO A SLICE OF PIZZA YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. THE CHEESE WAS THICK. HAVING BEEN BAKED INTO THE BASED LAYER OF THE PIZZA MEANT THAT SHIT WAS LIKE A LAVA EXPLOSION IN MY MOUTH. THERE WAS SO MUCH OF IT I THOUGHT I MIGHT DIE. IT SCORNED ME AT FIRST, BURNED THE SHIT OUT OF MY CHIN, BUT ENTICED ME WITH HER FLAVOR. SO I PUT IT DOWN AND TOOK A HUGE GLUG OF COKE (WITH ICE) AND THANK YOU TO THE GIORDANO'S STAFF FOR THEIR SWIFT RESPONSE BECAUSE ANY LONGER AND I MIGHT HAVE SCREAMED A LOT AND MADE EVERYONE IN THE RESTAURANT LOOK AT ME FUNNY AND THAT WOULD HAVE MADE ME NOT WANT TO POST THIS AT ALL. THE FLAVOR PROFILE WAS IMMACULATE. EVERY FLAVOR BLENDED INTO EACH OTHER SO PERFECTLY BUT STILL KEPT THEMSELVES CHASTELY DISTINCT, EACH SHOWING ME WHAT THEY HAD GOING FOR THEM INDIVIDUALLY AS WELL AS A COLLECTIVE. THEY WERE LIKE MY THREE GIRLFRIENDS. AND YES THEY SMOKED WEED. TO PUT INTO THE SIMPLEST WORDS POSSIBLE. I AM A CHANGED MAN. I AM A DIFFERENT PERSON THAN WHO WALKED INTO THAT PIZZA PLACE. THAT SHIT WAS ALSO WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH FOR ME TO EAT IN ONE SITTING SO I STILL HAVE A FEW SLICES LEFT THAT I TOOK HOME AND SHOVED IN THE FRIDGE. VRISKA, IF YOU'RE READING THIS KEEP YOUR HANDSY THIEF PAWS OFF OF MY FUCKING PIZZA I MARKED IT WITH MY BLOOD AND PUNCHED IN TRIPLICATE THAT IT'S FUCKING *MINE*, OKAY? I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU HIGH AND DRY I GOT YOU A BBQ MEATLOVERS IT'S IN THE FRIDGE ON THE BOTTOM SHELF, OKAY? I EVEN GOT YOU A 2L OF SPRITE. YOU *LOVE* SPRITE. IS THIS ENOUGH APPEASEMENT FOR YOU TO KEEP YOUR LOUSY, NO GOOD CLAWS OFF OF MY FOOD? YES? GOOD. GLAD WE COULD COME TO AN AGREEMENT. FINAL VERDICT: 10/10. I'VE FOUND A NEW LOVE IN LIFE. A NEW *PURPOSE.* THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD OUT THERE, GUYS. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GO OUT AND SEIZE IT. CARPE DICKEM OR WHATEVER. THANK YOU AND GOONNIGHT. I MEAN GOODNIGHT.
Some crushes are better left as crushes. Sometimes, you only like someone because you don’t know enough about them to dislike them.
so sleepy why arent i sleeping sillyroxy
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wehn that burger calls i answer *when
Perhaps this is a lesson in internet safety? You give out personal information and this is what happens. Though I can't comment on how much was 'given out' and how much this guy is reading people's minds, but still.
I WONDER WHATS GOING ON IN #DASHWATCHING OH, OH THATS THE HORROR, THATS THE HORROR BEING PEEPED.
Disregard The Previous Posts I Discovered You Can Separate The Responses One By One
I Feel I Must Apologize For My Behavior Yesterday I Got A Little Too Flighty For My Own Good
An Anonymous User Asked If I Could Hop On A Human Motorcycle And Master Its Controls Without Any Outside Assistance While I Appreciate The Vote Of Confidence I Believe Were I To Attempt Such A Thing I Might End Up In The Center Of A Fiery Explosion Perhaps With All My Limbs Having Flown Off #Violence #Gore
Of course, Mr. Egbert.
Please take your medication today, by the way.
Ha Ha No Worries My Dear I Find It Entertaining
holy shit
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If for any reason this #DroneSeason I become momentarily incapable of acting as President, I would like to make it clear that @tentacleTherapist#7214, the VP of my administration, is fully authorized to act as President until my faculties return to me.
kissin girls on my mind and itll be on my mind when i go zzz
sometimes i really the miss my planet of origin like even though i the can't really remember it i am sure life back there was chill asg but trolls are kinda nice too i guess so can't really complain
🐾y'kNow, i stayed UP all Night to see where the sUN weNt... theN it 'dawNed' oN me! x) hehe,
I fucking love spiders. I'm posting a8out this daily now.
omg omg omg what do i wear tonight.
i have to make it really effortless and cute, but also elaborate and intentional. why doesn't it feel like i have cute pajamas for impromptu sleepovers!!
puppymode...... words hard......... pup ok though! happens feels comfy words for people relaxing :)
cat cafe life changing
I am once again looking at photos of cats and yearning for one. I should be allowed to rent a cat for a day at the least.
don’t triple react me! you got what’s coming to u
also, remember to wash behind your ears and say please/thank you to service workers.
>+. PERSONALLY AS A GANG MEMBER I COULD NEVER DISRESPECT THE HUMBLE GOON .+<
//thats really cool!! :)
im glad it was a good one!! i wont forget it any time soon :)
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I did come by to say I'm going to start tagging those posts now, but I see the dashboard has taken to a topic I want nothing to do with. Picture me flourishing my cape as I turn and leave much like Tuxedo Mask.
ボーカロイドの話？ せか～いで、一番お姫様様......
yeah, it’s too bad i only have an annoying blue boy and his nerd musk instead.. it’s really hot over here!!!!!!! :( and like i thought u were busy so w/e!
to avoid being patronized.. fuck shit bitch cock pussy sex vagina !!!! #nsfw
it still feels weird being the only human jade but it’s whatever i’m happy with myself!!
i love hugs :)
roxy is pretty :)
i think i overshot my teleportation.... where am i?? this doesnt look like somewhere on earth c here let me attach a photo https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/unnamed.png
boo! scared you! (please be scared)
bo7 7ou look awa7 for a few minutes and the eldrit(h beings from the furthest ring are (hitting
WHY IS EVERYONE F**KING GOONING!!!!!! I CAN'T BEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway i dont really look at myself much but its wild it took me about a week to notice that the tip of my tail is still sorta grey like god damn am i really that unaware in my day to day
H3/H1M D4Y
omg. ;_; i hate waking up hot as hell.
🐾what'cha call aN alert aNt? why, i'd say that's qUite 'vigil'aNt''! hehe,
🐾ya caN't rUN throUgh a camPgroUNd... ya oNly raN, becaUse it's 'Past teNts'! ehehe x) hehe,
🐾i caN't stoP falliN' off my bike aNd gettiN' myself hUrt... it's a vicioUs 'cycle'! x) ehehe! hehe,
🐾told a good bUddy 10 jokes to make him laUgh... sadly, 'No PUN iN teN did'! get it? sNrrrk x) hehe,
🐾#horror || what did the sea-based horrorterror say to the comediaN? "yoU’re 'krakeN' me UP!" maN, i Uh, hoPe that aiN't the case actUally! 'x) hehe,
᯽ my "dms" are "open" if anyone wants to talk. i could use the conversation while i go back to the cabin... ᯽
ok do you have hard boiled eggs
-> Don't Worry About Horrorterrors, There Are Handmade Chocolates Available For Cheap = Your Total Is $19.99
c< cute! >c
okay eek !! ill use the art as a pfp... everyones being so nice..!
awww!! well if you insist ill try ! i really remembered it being worse than it was? i kinda avoided looking at it cuz i thought it was bad but. i think i exaggerated to myself?
that's legiterally so good though??? 8D
here: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6d31cbe7705c.png !!!
i know its kinda cheesy but even as adults now i feel like people still need the judging a book by its cover lesson… maybe even more now! we are so caught up on appearances :( compliment your friends on something non physical today okay? :)
i took an art workshop today! it was really fun :)
also the gummy bear from the song !!!!! cuteeeeee!!
i drew myself today for a new profile picture but it didnt turn out how i wanted :(
note to self. no timeline hoping high. oh my head is spinning..😵💫
Hey guys this is my Doc Scratch impression. "AY! I'm walkin' here!!!! I'm Doc Scratch!"
There's something so very compelling about the abuses of power and control Hannibal conducts upon the sad puppy that is Will Graham. Yes, I am taking notes. I am also taking recipes. #nsfw #violence #gore perhaps?
WH3R3 1S MY G1RLBOYTH1NG
Thanks
HOW to Lay damn Danie l Eggs . Culler
WAR. THIS MEANS *WAR.*
ALRIGHT! I think I've got something we can work with. From here on out, I'll 8e referring my little listening party she8ang as "Vriska's Tastefully Mixed 8eats" and tagging with #VTMB, so make sure to follow if you don't wanna miss out! Let's see what you guys think of the nightly themes. Vote now on your palmhusks! - Melancholy Monday: This one is pretty self-explan8ory. This one's for all you sad sacks and yearners. 8ring your tear-jerkers. - Techno Tuesday: Not JUST for techno, 8ut it needed to 8e alliter8ive. You understand. House, trance, du8step, drum & 8ass, doesn't matter! It's rave night. - World Wednesday: Time to get worldly, 8itches! This night's for songs from all around the world, in any language you can think of! NO 8ORING ENGLISH/ALTERNIAN SHIT. SHAKE IT UP. - Thrash Thursday: You already know what's up. Metal of any and every kind! Fuck it up. - Flow Friday: Rap. Hip-hop. R&8. Grime. If it doesn't have flow, I don't wanna hear it!!!!!!!! - Serene Saturday: I know you hipsters and hippies wanted a day, so you get Saturday! Folk, classical, country, any of your most soothing avant-garde 8ullshit! - Shuffle Sunday: Anything and everything! Whatever doesn't fit into the other days or if you just feel like a random gra8-8ag! There will 8e NO respecting of the 'vi8e' here. Put on whatever the hell you feel like hearing! @carbolicGalvanologist Get 8ent. This is MY city now.
two idiot cueballs walk into a room. both of them trip over their own feet trying to prove they were already prepared.
none of those words are in the troll8i8le
it really means a lot to hear this. thank you.
i think im gonna call it here and rest. tomorrow's a big day fighting the last boss! wish me luck everything! good night!
I see we're #chittingthe8ed again. As the humans would say.
I have awoken, and this time, I am in a rather good mood.
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⊹₊˚{ GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUUUUBBBB };ᯅ;{ #glubposting }˚₊⊹ ࣪
gUƐSs wƐ AlL DoDgƐd a bUlLƐT ThƐrƐ
Smoke The Weed That Takes You to Tiny Huge Island #substance
yay!! yay!!! joyous BMO!!!!!!!
f0rget the queen sized bed and get a bed sized queen #massivemonday
completely seriously listening to one direction solo at 7:30 pm!!
As long as you try not to bring suffering unto others, your existence is not an issue.
OH, DID YOU THINK I WAS JUST GOING TO POST REVIEWS FOR PIZZA? YOU FOOL. YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU FUCKING IGNORAMUS. OH MY SWEET SUMMER FUCKHEAD. NO, WE'RE MOVING ON TO BURGERS NOW. THE RIGHT BURGER IS SOMETHING THAT CAN RARELY BE PUT INTO WORDS AND MIGHT ONLY BE ABLE TO BE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED WHEN PUT INTO SONG. BUT I'LL TRY MY BEST. FOR YOU. YOU UNGRATEFUL LEECHES. THE METRICS FOR WHICH I ENJOY A BURGER ARE VERY SIMPLE. I LOOK FOR THREE THINGS, NO MATTER WHAT TYPE OF BURGER IT IS: MOIST, FLAVORFUL MEAT, ENOUGH CHEESE TO PUT AN ESPECIALLY LARGE SHRIEKBEAST INTO THE GROUND AND ADEQUATELY TOASTED BUNS. NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN THE COMMENTS TO SAY: HAHA, BUNS! HAHAHAHAHA, HE SAID MEAT! YES. THIS IS THE PRICE WE PAY WHEN TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING AS WONDERFUL AS THE HUMBLE BURGER. SOMETIMES SHIT IS GOING TO END UP SOUNDING REALLY FUCKING #SUGGESTIVE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN REALLY DO ABOUT IT. SO HERE, THIS IS YOUR MOMENT. YOUR TIME EVEN! MOIST MEAT. TOASTED BUNS. SUPPLE, DELICATE BREAD. OOEY, GOOEY CHEESE. WASN'T THAT FUNNY? AREN'T YOU JUST TICKLED FUCKING PINK AT THE VAGUEST BULLSHIT? I BET YOU ARE, YOU KNUCKLE-DRAGGING MOUTHBREATHER. ANYWAY, TODAY I VISITED A BURGER PLACE KNOWN AS TITO'S. HERE THEY SERVE A VARIETY OF BURGERS, INCLUDING THE FABLED 'SMASH PATTY', AND HERE'S WHERE OUR TASTES MAY DIFFER. THIS MAY BE THE PART WHERE YOU RAISE YOUR PITCHFORKS AND PUT ME TO THE FUCKING TORCH BECAUSE HOT TAKE? I DON'T REALLY LIKE SMASH PATTIES. I THINK THEY HAVE THEIR PLACE. I WOULDN'T TURN MY NOSE UP IF I FOUND ONE ON MY PLATE, LOVINGLY CRAFTED BY ONE OF MY DEAR FRIENDS WHO SAW FIT TO FEED ME. "YOU'RE SAFE NOW, MY CHILD", THEY SAY. "DON'T EVER FUCKING CALL ME THAT AGAIN!" I REPLY. BUT YEAH I WOULDN'T *CHOOSE* A SMASH PATTY SO THAT'S WHY I'M GLAD TITO'S HAS OTHER OPTIONS. WHEN TRYING OUT A NEW BURGER PLACE I ALWAYS DEFAULT TO THEIR MOST BASIC BURGER AVAILABLE. HERE, THIS HAPPENED TO BE THE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER. BULLY FOR FUCKING ME, THAT HAPPENS TO BE MY FAVORITE KIND. THIS DOUBLE CHEESE CAME WITH A SALAD TOPPING AND SOME OF THE HOUSE'S SIGNATURE 'BURGER SAUCE', WHICH LOSES POINTS BECAUSE I HATE IT WHEN SHIT IS NAMED LIKE THAT. WHAT'S IN IT? WHAT DOES IT ENTAIL? IS IT SPICY OR SWEET? ROLL THE FUCKING DICE YOU IGNORANT FUCK! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL ITS IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, ASSAULTING YOU WITH ITS AIRHEADS: WHITE MYSTERY. TO CUT A LONG DIATRIBE SHORT THOUGH THE SAUCE WAS FINE I THINK IT WAS A MUSTARD BASE WITH SOME SPICES. I GIVE THIS BURGER A SOLID 7/10. IT WAS A GOOD BURGER! I ENJOYED IT! TASTY ENOUGH FOR SURE AND I WOULDN'T SAY NO TO GOING TO THE PLACE AGAIN. THE MEAT WAS JUICY, AND HELD ALL THE GREASY SHIT THAT I LOVE. TITO, THE PROPRIETOR HIMSELF, WAS MORE THAN WILLING TO ACCOMMODATE MY REQUEST FOR EXTRA CHEESE AND BOY DID HE DELIVER- THAT SHIT WAS DRIBBLING ONTO MY SHIRT I FELT LIKE A WRIGGLER AT MCDISORDERS WHO'S LUSUS IS TOO BUSY TO ADEQUATELY TAKE CARE OF THEM. FAST, FRIENDLY SERVICE. NOW LET'S GO ONTO WHAT BRINGS IT DOWN IN THE SCORE. THE SALAD ITSELF WAS TASTY BUT *NOT* CRISP. WHEN I BITE INTO A PICKLE, I EXPECT IT TO CRUNCH, I EXPECT IT TO RESIST ME. I EXPECT IT TO BE A BRIEF, FLEETING FIGHT BETWEEN MY TEETH AND THIS OBSTINATE VEGETABLE. UNFORTUNATELY, IT WAS ALL A BIT LIMP. AS BEFORE MENTIONED, I DON'T ENJOY A MYSTERY SAUCE- EVEN IF I ENDED UP LIKING IT, THE HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF BEING HESITANT TO TAKE A BITE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS WHITE SHIT IS KIND OF PUT ME OFF A BIT. THE BIGGEST OFFENDER TO MY RATING SYSTEM WAS THE FACT THAT I HAD TO ORDER FRIES *SEPARATELY*. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHERE A BURGER DOESN'T *COME WITH* THE FRIES? WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING THAT IT'S A SEPARATE CHARGE?! THIS SPITS IN THE FACE OF THE ENTIRE BURGER EXPERIENCE! A BURGER WITHOUT HER FRIES IS LIKE A THRESHECUTIONER WITHOUT HIS SICKLE. WHICH IS TO SAY: HE'S A VERY FUCKING PISS POOR EXCUSE FOR A THRESHIE TO BE QUITE HONEST!!! A DRINK AS A DISJOINTED PIECE I WILL ACCEPT. A DESSERT, TOO! HELL, I'LL EVEN ACCEPT SEPARATE ONION RINGS! BUT FRIES? THE FRIES?! IF THIS IS WHERE THE FUTURE OF THE BURGER RESTAURANT IS HEADED THEN I AM NOT FUCKING OPTIMISTIC. AS ITERATED BEFORE, 7/10. JOIN ME NEXT TIME WHERE I REVIEW A HOT DOG OR SOME SHIT WHO KNOWS! I SURE AS HELL WON'T UNTIL I GET TO THE RESTAURANT, SO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR NOSY, PROGNOSTICATIVE BULLSHIT! KARKAT OUT.
LIME. *-- IMPERIALISTHALCYONITE [IH] HAS POSTED A VIDEO! --( [IT IS A BRIEF, 50 SECOND VIDEO OF HIMSELF SEATED AT A BAR ON A BEACH, MENACINGLY STARING INTO THE CAMERA WHILST OBLITERATING A LIME.]
Today's fact from me is about trains and locomotives. I am unsure where the topic came from but it is certainly the topic I plan to discuss today. Despite electric vehicles only becoming mainstream within the 21st century, did you know that the first electrically powered locomotive was created in 1837 by a human man named Robert Davidson. This locomotive could only reach a maximum speed of four miles per hour (6 km/h)! The first electrically powered *train*, however, was created in 1879 by Ernst Werner Siemens. This vehicle would go on to become Earth's first electric trams. :)
You Would Think That I Would Be Used To The Whole Alternate Universes Thing By Now However
DELIBERATELY UNINTERESTING CHITT TO SAY "I'M HIVE." LIFE GOES ON. UNFORTUNATELY.
Good evening! What's everyone up to?
I Think In The Most Simple Terms Relating To Human Culture I Can Dilute It Down To A Mediation Can Be Equated To Going Quote Stop That Unquote In A Personal And Getting Yourself Involved Sort Of Way
I Am Capable Of Bioluminescence Of A Sort
u kno when u see someones post and ur like damnnnn bro needs a FUDGEin chill pill thats when u gotta mediate their SUGAR CUBE yk? hope dis helps bro
This Is My Attempt At A Funny Gag I Hope It Landed
it really d0esn't mean shit unless you're actually trying tw0 intercede between 2 parties that shouldn't be getting caligin0us. it is however very funny tw0 react with anyways.
If You Like I Can Handle The Lightening Up On Your Behalf
you should only havve hate in your heart for landlords
That pro+mise/threat applies to+ just abo+ut anyo+ne who+ bo+thers me, actually. Do+n't. And if yo+u insist o+n bo+thering me, prepare to+ meet my po+learm-kind weapo+n, The Thro+ngler™️ #nsfw-implied #vio+lence-implied #thro+ngler
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Dddaily Band Recommendation! Experimental Pop/Electronic duo Sweet Trip. I'd be silly to recommend them and not also recommend their second sstudio album - Velocity: Design: Comfort. Such a fun soundscape. Vvery varied, hops between noisy EDM and Shoegaze indie on a dime. One reviewer described it as "to sound like flipping channels late at night and seeing and hearing all kinds of weird infomercials," which I think is, accurate. Here's hoping they leave their hiatus, hhaha. https://i.discogs.com/pXKiMuGaqd2ms_Gp2V-XwaSGU8FNqibfVQzRljBtvNY/rs:fit/g:sm/q:40/h:300/w:300/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTIxMzE1/ODIwLTE2MzkyNjE0/NTAtNjI0NC5qcGVn.jpeg #DailyBandRecommendations
i'm so full of chicharrones and frief egg/ ough
so like i gotta say. im not a big fan of the dick vein on snickers. dont get me wrong now i dont play about a good snickers bar yknow like you best be knowing that shit satisfies especially after a long day. like you know they know that snickers really satisfies and you just gotta be like 'hah! you sly rascal.' but the dick vein bro. i dont wanna think of chomping down on some dismembered chocolate cock of christmas past while im getting to the center of this caramel peanuts and nougat. why would i want to be biting down on a cock anyways id be wanting to do some sweet oral acrobatics on it if it was a lover, which snickers definitely could be if it didn't have this goddamn dickvein. like sure its from how they make it or whatever but i feel like we're in a post dick vein society at this point. sufficiently advanced to do away with the nuts and the buts of leaving behind a nasty looking ridge of chocolate that can only be described as a vein running down the length of what is otherwise a perfect satisfying delicious treat man. i dunno bro. i think we can move on from the snickers dick vein to greener dick veinless pastures. who agrees.
the big man on campus is a woman, hate to break to ya. also she likes chicks.
just found out the lowwblooded deservve care and compassion and the unity of their felloww troll. wwho fuckin kneww bro
welcome! yoU'll no doUbt see many an odd thing on here.
stayed up too long thinking about me. how sad!!
y0u seri0usly need t0 charge y0ur palmhusk.
um!!! listening to my music isn’t a thing to be ashamed of?? i’m reporting you actually.
bold of u to assume i don’t know how to style it
gonna bring leather jackets back in style. should i go magenta-purple or black?
the devil wears prada 2 is coming out soon!!!! is anyone gonna see it, i’m so excited
is 8 am a good time to be freaky, i still haven’t even left my bed yet
ok i want to preface that i said nervous and not shy. do not get it twisted ok no one makes me shy.