Clay Hamilton
@conspiracyCharmer
Here to share theories and interests! >8)
WINGDING GASTER IS ON CHITTR THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! THEORISTS RISE!!! >8DDD
I watched my friend down a whole pizza pie and then pass out 2 minutes afterwards. >"8|
I don't like women! I'm not a misogynist I'm just gay. >8)
My plan to combine my treasured yaoi paddle and my self defense bat into one when I play Spurb All Stars will be set in motion when I play the game! I wonder if it'll make a metal paddle (ouch!) or a metal bat with "YAOI" on it. >8)
Your what
Latter
I specialize in baseball bats as my weapon of choice I'm just afraid of what a yaoi paddle is
Oh my dear friend gifted it to me! I cherish it deeply because firstly, I'm gay, secondly, it's funny, and third and most importantly, it was gifted by my friend. >8)
Valid go forth and have fun
I'm nearing a food coma...I ate so much... <8(
-> Keep Your Pantry In Stock For The Next Food Coma, Deals Always = Your Total Is $9.60
Happy mother's day to all mothers out there! >8)
yay!! happy mothers day :D
Tonight I'm gonna go stargazing to see if I can find any extraterrestrial activity going on outside our stratosphere. Every time I do though I keep track of status updates on the space station to see if they notice anything before I do! Let's hope I see something. >8)
Brother that's just a projection of lights. Stars aren't real.
Stars ARE real. I don't know what you're on, but whatever it is can I have some? >8)
Lmao. They tricked you into believe in stars. That's crazy. (It's called three unbroken sweeps worth of trauma coupled with life long insomnia and sleep paralysis <3 )
I'm wondering if I should switch out batkind for paddlekind for the sole purpose of being able to put use to my treasured Yaoi Paddle.... >8?
(learl7 7ou should make a 7aoi bat
I've never known that most of the conspiracies I've seen have been rooted in something so discriminatory! If anyone has any non-antisemitic theories to share, please do tell me some. >8P
a good conspiracy theory is that we all arent inherently evil. the joke is that were all evil btw.
the mꙮꙮn *is* made ꙮf cheese. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
>>>((They're)) manipulating (Our) food supply to keep (Us) diminutive
>>>(Cruel) universe with cruelty as an inherent rule >>>(Minimizing) (Our) cruelty is the only good deed possible
My conspiracy theories haven't been crazy enough lately. I need to step up my game! The usual "there's a shadow government" thing is too basic because it's already true. Watching Inside Job solidified my opinion. It's a really good show by the way fuck Netflix for not renewing it for season 2. >8(
Lmao. Get a load of this guy. He believes in the government.
Have you considered making shit up about the Pasta Industry? I feel like that market's untapped.
You have to be careful which conspiracies you pick because a bunch of the dumb ones like "the Earth is flat" 9 times out of 10 tie back to antisemitism. That's why I invent my own, such as "the Easter Bunny is actually Father Christmas in a rabbit costume".
The government isn't real! It's fake and it's being controlled by a secret society that only the ones with an open mind (me btw) know of their existence! >8O
This is unfortunately another one rooted in antisemitism :(
This conspiracy makes so much sense! Both holidays have religious traditions so It's entirely possible that Saint Nick is working 2 times a year! Maybe even more than that. >8)
Can there be more men posting their nudes and saucy pictures? No offense to women by the way, I just have a preference. >8) #nsfw
JuST FOR YOu? NO. FuCKER.
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I like this Jake English guy, but there's also a lot of him on here for some reason. Is this a timeline/alternate universe thing or? >8?
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Mean fat men PLEASE hit me up. I can't pull anyone in my area. <8(
Who is "Commander Karkat" and why is he one of the most attractive men I've ever seen in my life besides Metatton.
my theory is people love a COMPETENT angry man. i dunno. he is nice to look at though.
Yeah, you're right. I do love a competent man. The angry and could kill me parts are a big factor here, though.
his huge tiddes...
yeah, an incompetent angry man takes a certain like. i dunno that takes some doing. not a big fan.
I could say some *unhinged* shit about that.
... I won't lie, I'd just bully 'em until they tried to hit me and then slam their face into the damn pavement.
In the interest of still sounding like a normal person, I will refrain myself to just saying I need to bite them.
Do you guys believe that Jeff the Killer has a secret woke brother named John the Unaliver?
:33< troll john the killer has as woke brother that is troll john the lover!!!
Jeff the Slandered
Does anyone have any good places to find "special" pictures of Mr Ant Tenna from Deltarune Chapter 3? It's for a friend. >8) #nsfw
How could I forget! I haven't visited that website in a while, so I forgot about it's existence. >8P
Dr Pepper Zero doesn't give me the same rush normal Dr Pepper does. |8/
its true and u should say it
