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Clay Hamilton

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Here to share theories and interests! >8)

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I don't like women! I'm not a misogynist I'm just gay. >8)

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My plan to combine my treasured yaoi paddle and my self defense bat into one when I play Spurb All Stars will be set in motion when I play the game! I wonder if it'll make a metal paddle (ouch!) or a metal bat with "YAOI" on it. >8)

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@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

Your what

What are you questioning,the self defense bat or the yaoi paddle? >8?

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@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

Latter

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@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

I specialize in baseball bats as my weapon of choice I'm just afraid of what a yaoi paddle is

Oh my dear friend gifted it to me! I cherish it deeply because firstly, I'm gay, secondly, it's funny, and third and most importantly, it was gifted by my friend. >8)

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Valid go forth and have fun

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I'm nearing a food coma...I ate so much... <8(

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-> Keep Your Pantry In Stock For The Next Food Coma, Deals Always = Your Total Is $9.60

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Now to convince two more of my friends to join. >8)

Happy mother's day to all mothers out there! >8)

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yay!! happy mothers day :D

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Tonight I'm gonna go stargazing to see if I can find any extraterrestrial activity going on outside our stratosphere. Every time I do though I keep track of status updates on the space station to see if they notice anything before I do! Let's hope I see something. >8)

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Brother that's just a projection of lights. Stars aren't real.

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Stars ARE real. I don't know what you're on, but whatever it is can I have some? >8)

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Lmao. They tricked you into believe in stars. That's crazy. (It's called three unbroken sweeps worth of trauma coupled with life long insomnia and sleep paralysis <3 )

I'm wondering if I should switch out batkind for paddlekind for the sole purpose of being able to put use to my treasured Yaoi Paddle.... >8?

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

(learl7 7ou should make a 7aoi bat

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https://media.tenor.com/Ir-6Wr8umQUAAAAe/an-iq-too-high-crow.png

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I've never known that most of the conspiracies I've seen have been rooted in something so discriminatory! If anyone has any non-antisemitic theories to share, please do tell me some. >8P

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a good conspiracy theory is that we all arent inherently evil. the joke is that were all evil btw.

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the mꙮꙮn *is* made ꙮf cheese. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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@obliqueDetourer[OD]

>>>((They're)) manipulating (Our) food supply to keep (Us) diminutive

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>>>(Cruel) universe with cruelty as an inherent rule >>>(Minimizing) (Our) cruelty is the only good deed possible

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>i dunno try something like highbloods using their status as fish folk to artificially put themselves on top of alternian hierarchy

Is that not already true in troll society from what I've seen? >8?

>? it was something i made up on the spot since all i do occupied is take care of grimy wrigglers and hope the drones do not dehorn me

My conspiracy theories haven't been crazy enough lately. I need to step up my game! The usual "there's a shadow government" thing is too basic because it's already true. Watching Inside Job solidified my opinion. It's a really good show by the way fuck Netflix for not renewing it for season 2. >8(

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Lmao. Get a load of this guy. He believes in the government.

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Have you considered making shit up about the Pasta Industry? I feel like that market's untapped.

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You have to be careful which conspiracies you pick because a bunch of the dumb ones like "the Earth is flat" 9 times out of 10 tie back to antisemitism. That's why I invent my own, such as "the Easter Bunny is actually Father Christmas in a rabbit costume".

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The government isn't real! It's fake and it's being controlled by a secret society that only the ones with an open mind (me btw) know of their existence! >8O

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This is unfortunately another one rooted in antisemitism :(

This conspiracy makes so much sense! Both holidays have religious traditions so It's entirely possible that Saint Nick is working 2 times a year! Maybe even more than that. >8)

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Can there be more men posting their nudes and saucy pictures? No offense to women by the way, I just have a preference. >8) #nsfw

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be$t i ¢an do i$ more beetle$

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⇀ i havef fish

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LEGALIZED SEX MARRIAGE. AND OuT OF MARRIAGE. REALLY. ALL SEX.
@caliBorn[CB]

JuST FOR YOu? NO. FuCKER.

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Beetles are acceptable! They're very fascinating. >8D

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Do you perchance have clownfish? I like their palette. >8D

⇀ https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ac/a1/dc/aca1dc21582be34758f84daa6fff5c70.jpg

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(( damn. oh well ))

[ It actually works it just takes a while to load LMAO ]

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>> you are so r¡ght honest1y

I like this Jake English guy, but there's also a lot of him on here for some reason. Is this a timeline/alternate universe thing or? >8?

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\ 0h yeah t1mel1ne sh1t 1s we1rd. theres d1fferent vers10n 0f l0ts 0f f0lks here. the am0unt 0f er1dans al0ne 1s w1ld... /

Is Eridan that weird looking Harry Potter cosplayer I've been seeing?

\ yeah hes k1nda pretent10us at best and an assh0le at w0rst /

Mean fat men PLEASE hit me up. I can't pull anyone in my area. <8(

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Who is "Commander Karkat" and why is he one of the most attractive men I've ever seen in my life besides Metatton.

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his tibbies...

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my theory is people love a COMPETENT angry man. i dunno. he is nice to look at though.

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Yeah, you're right. I do love a competent man. The angry and could kill me parts are a big factor here, though.

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his huge tiddes...

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I second this! >8P

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yeah, an incompetent angry man takes a certain like. i dunno that takes some doing. not a big fan.

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I could say some *unhinged* shit about that.

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... I won't lie, I'd just bully 'em until they tried to hit me and then slam their face into the damn pavement.

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*chantin* say it sayit say it

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In the interest of still sounding like a normal person, I will refrain myself to just saying I need to bite them.

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Do you guys believe that Jeff the Killer has a secret woke brother named John the Unaliver?

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:33< troll john the killer has as woke brother that is troll john the lover!!!

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Jeff the Slandered

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Does anyone have any good places to find "special" pictures of Mr Ant Tenna from Deltarune Chapter 3? It's for a friend. >8) #nsfw

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rule34.xxx has it for you #nsfw

How could I forget! I haven't visited that website in a while, so I forgot about it's existence. >8P

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HOLY SHIT HE'S REAL! >8OOOOOO

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Dr Pepper Zero doesn't give me the same rush normal Dr Pepper does. |8/

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its true and u should say it

PUT SUG4R 1N 1T TRUST M3 1T M4K3S 1T B3TT3R

I've been to many conventions before, and a lot of people do NOT fucking know what deodorant is. It's something you have to bare once you're able to go to cons. I'm not trying to say to not encourage people to shower and use deodorant, I'm actually encouraging people to beat the showerless with swords made of deodorant sticks until they go back to their rooms and practice personal hygiene. >8/

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yeah i agree :T

Why is Jason Vorhees on Chittr? Follow up question, where can I meet him so I can interview him? >8)

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Anton Blast and Pizza Tower are both really fun and fast paced platform games. That being said, I think there should be more fanart of Dynamite Anton and Peppino Spaghetti kissing and being a married couple. >8D

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