My conspiracy theories haven't been crazy enough lately. I need to step up my game! The usual "there's a shadow government" thing is too basic because it's already true. Watching Inside Job solidified my opinion. It's a really good show by the way fuck Netflix for not renewing it for season 2. >8(
Lmao. Get a load of this guy. He believes in the government.
Have you considered making shit up about the Pasta Industry? I feel like that market's untapped.
You have to be careful which conspiracies you pick because a bunch of the dumb ones like "the Earth is flat" 9 times out of 10 tie back to antisemitism. That's why I invent my own, such as "the Easter Bunny is actually Father Christmas in a rabbit costume".
The government isn't real! It's fake and it's being controlled by a secret society that only the ones with an open mind (me btw) know of their existence! >8O
This conspiracy makes so much sense! Both holidays have religious traditions so It's entirely possible that Saint Nick is working 2 times a year! Maybe even more than that. >8)