Clay Hamilton
@conspiracyCharmer
Here to share theories and interests! >8)
what Do you mean humanS loSt a waR to a gRoup of SquawkbeaSt? /SRS that'S pathetiC /gen
Look! It was only the Australians. How they lost is beyond me. >8/
My plan to combine my treasured yaoi paddle and my self defense bat into one when I play Spurb All Stars will be set in motion when I play the game! I wonder if it'll make a metal paddle (ouch!) or a metal bat with "YAOI" on it. >8)
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Oh my dear friend gifted it to me! I cherish it deeply because firstly, I'm gay, secondly, it's funny, and third and most importantly, it was gifted by my friend. >8)
i didn't know there were so many trans people on here. lowk feel seen rn. this site is awesome.
Dawn! You've arrived! What took so long? >8D
and YOU look like my mom's side!
the COOLEST, dog!! related to any harleys, or englishes, or... crockers, or egberts?
Nope! Just related to Hamiltons! Though I have seen a bunch of Harleys and all are very nice. >8)
You think ranch would be good with grilled cheese?
Ranch is good with most things with cheese! So it's safe to assume that yes, it would be good with grilled cheese. >8)
Tonight I'm gonna go stargazing to see if I can find any extraterrestrial activity going on outside our stratosphere. Every time I do though I keep track of status updates on the space station to see if they notice anything before I do! Let's hope I see something. >8)
Brother that's just a projection of lights. Stars aren't real.
Stars ARE real. I don't know what you're on, but whatever it is can I have some? >8)
I'm wondering if I should switch out batkind for paddlekind for the sole purpose of being able to put use to my treasured Yaoi Paddle.... >8?
(learl7 7ou should make a 7aoi bat
I've never known that most of the conspiracies I've seen have been rooted in something so discriminatory! If anyone has any non-antisemitic theories to share, please do tell me some. >8P
My conspiracy theories haven't been crazy enough lately. I need to step up my game! The usual "there's a shadow government" thing is too basic because it's already true. Watching Inside Job solidified my opinion. It's a really good show by the way fuck Netflix for not renewing it for season 2. >8(
Lmao. Get a load of this guy. He believes in the government.
You have to be careful which conspiracies you pick because a bunch of the dumb ones like "the Earth is flat" 9 times out of 10 tie back to antisemitism. That's why I invent my own, such as "the Easter Bunny is actually Father Christmas in a rabbit costume".
The government isn't real! It's fake and it's being controlled by a secret society that only the ones with an open mind (me btw) know of their existence! >8O
This conspiracy makes so much sense! Both holidays have religious traditions so It's entirely possible that Saint Nick is working 2 times a year! Maybe even more than that. >8)
I'm a big conspiracy theory guy, ask anyone I know, but this one's dumb!!!!
)(umor me.
UNIVERSE AINT A BIG FROG.
One would find it hard to believe that the universe is a frog anyways... >8?
It should be a gastropod.
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I never said I didn't believe the universe was a frog! The universe can be anything because we don't know what it could be. It could be a snail, a whale, or even a bigger more celestial HUMAN. >8D
Don't like that last one
Unfortunately that's a philosophical and metaphorical concept and not a scientific one, but it's still very interesting. >8)
I apologize but I must defeat the President.