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-> Keep Your Pantry In Stock For The Next Food Coma, Deals Always = Your Total Is $9.60

yay!! happy mothers day :D

(learl7 7ou should make a 7aoi bat
a good conspiracy theory is that we all arent inherently evil. the joke is that were all evil btw.
the mꙮꙮn *is* made ꙮf cheese. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Have you considered making shit up about the Pasta Industry? I feel like that market's untapped.
You have to be careful which conspiracies you pick because a bunch of the dumb ones like "the Earth is flat" 9 times out of 10 tie back to antisemitism. That's why I invent my own, such as "the Easter Bunny is actually Father Christmas in a rabbit costume".

I'm a big conspiracy theory guy, ask anyone I know, but this one's dumb!!!!
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(( guy who beats himself up over every perceived social blunder btw sharing more of my arttttt (tho obv referenced from the comic) https://64.media.tumblr.com/7107f48db7e18d6c8616bfc8dcef11c9/648100b36cd2bc00-8b/s1280x1920/2d138a5640226042c50eff3f663286dd8cf54e19.gif
definitely not a human but regretfully aware of that song they scream btw
Hello! I am not a human •ᴗ• I am, however, familiar with some analogous fauna from Alternia. Foxes make a variety of sounds, including barks, shrieks, and chattering noises sometimes referred to as "gekkering." They have also been known to yip!
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A man that could kill me would fix me, actually.

In the interest of still sounding like a normal person, I will refrain myself to just saying I need to bite them.

*chantin* say it sayit say it

... I won't lie, I'd just bully 'em until they tried to hit me and then slam their face into the damn pavement.

I could say some *unhinged* shit about that.

his huge tiddes...

my theory is people love a COMPETENT angry man. i dunno. he is nice to look at though.

God, I wish I could tell you why he's hot.

WHAT THE FUCK IS AT THE BACK OF THE SPENCERS. AND WHY THE FUCK DID IT TAKE ALL MY MONEY... #NSFW
i've seen historical figures, inventors and now a fictional murderer on here. what a weird place

please spare my poor doggy nose and shower regularly! also use deodorant and other hygiene products! ill be at nycstuck and i get overstimulated very easily so less smells are better :/
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usually it's like, "dude you gotta stop" but not coming from a place of sympathy, like with the pale react.
it's a more specific case, i think mostly intended for replies, like if two people you like on the platform are bantering or.. y'know the opposite of bantering, to show that you don't want anything too drastic to come out of the interaction? but it could also just be a signifier of being in a "middle ground" of sorts.. but then again i have no real idea
I see that this website has the 'hate bots' I was warned about. Seeing as I was warned about them beforehand, I know not to take them seriously / allow them to influence my perception of my own posts, and I encourage others to do the same. It does no one any good to feel doubtful of their opinions or to let a person/troll shape your thoughts.


















