Jiorem Aldret
@obscuredAuditor
I cOUldnt thInk Of A gOOd bIO =:)
♤ @obliqueDetourer @controversialMilk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2408e4da8621.png #Substance ♤
"= who's lusus is that ="
That's me
"= i see. nice disguise. ahem. is it warm in there. ="
>> Thank you for jo¡n¡ng uડ for a dr¡nk then, aડ a ડcrappy 1¡tt1e dog
>> Honeડt1y th¡ડ ¡ડ a maડterp¡ece 1mfao
Thip thip
Yes that's why I'm having that drink.
"= good. ="
thIs pUrrbEAst’s nAmE Is bIg mEAt Orbs lOOk It Up On grUUblE #sUggEstIvE
sOmEtImE my lUscUs trIEs tO mAkE mE OpEn thE dOOr OUtsIdE my hIvE, stEps OUt, And ImmEdIAtEly gOEs bAck In And Im lIkE "mAkE A dEcIsIOn."
hey. that'S my word. "oblique". it belongs to me. notice how it'S in my awesome chittr handle, there?
Is the c part of your quirk or do you genuinely think it's spelt luscus.
Whoa whoa whoa WHAT Are you guys doing in the back and front TO WHOM
3X) )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/6778d978182f.png #s)(ellfie
You look quite nice, good selfie.
i'm alwa7s vindi(ated whenever i en(ourage people to post selfies. 7ou're stunning!
s)(ame t)(at none of t)(ose scars cut more deeply and finis)(ed you off.
those pre ahabs crosshairs days wwere fuckin rough
T)(e worst!!!!! 3>X( My prongs still )(urt t)(inking aboat carrying massive sky w)(ales down. I got caug)(t once by my own web, it was NAUT fun getting out.
T)(ank you so muc)(!!!! 38D T)(at means a lot coming from a pretty gill pike yours)(ellf!
brO yOU knOw whAt I hAtE lIkE A lOyAl kIsmEsIs, whEn yOU try tO sAy yOU lIkE A sErIEs Or An EAstErn cOntInEnt AnImAtIOn And pEOplE bE cAllIng yOU A flArpEr. lIkE yOU dId nOt EvEn knOw whAt thAt tErm wAs UntIl lEss thAn A swEEp AgO.
mAn Its AlrEAdy mOrnIng And I shOUldvE spEnt sOmE tImE In my rEcUpErAcOOn bUt I jUst dIdnt fEEl lIkE dOIng It lOl
Se\/era/ humans on this site ha\/e pri\/ate/y reached out asking for "Mommy ASMR" \/\/hich as far as / can te// is a human thing \/\/here the speaker character is in a f/ushed or pa/e re/ationship \/\/ith the /istener character, but is a/so pretending to be their /usus? / don't think / get it
that is really strannge. maybe they meann. just lusus?
Don't listen to em they got enough humans online that can provide the "mommy asmr" for them
*asmr voice* "now be a good boy for mommy and do your damn chores i told you to take out the trash three times already and quit leaving your damn dirty dishes in the sink do i look like your maid?"
SOmEtImEs I bE thInkIng sOmEOnE Is gIvIng blAckrOm fEElIngs tOwArds mE bUt tUrns OUt thEy jUst nOrmAl hAtE mE =:/