Jiorem Aldret
@obscuredAuditor
I cOUldnt thInk Of A gOOd bIO =:)
W34R1NG @ZOOSM3LLPOOPL4D 'S SH1RT. >:] HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/B9D645C13923.PNG #S3LF13
H3H3H3. 1'M GL4D 1 1NTRODUC3D YOU TO TH1S! 1T'S 4 CUT3 STYL3.
....i admit i am curious what it smells like!
I agree. And I'm already imagining several fun ways to+ use such an interesting visual, fo+r so+mething equal parts co+zy, cuddly, and lewd~
PR3TTY SW34TY, NGL. H3 N33DS TO W4SH 1T. >:/
H3H3H3. >;P H4V3 FUN!
O+h, I intend to+. Yo+u do+ the same with yo+ur windy perso+n~
W1LL DO! >;]
how'd i not see this 'til now? lemme between them le6s! O◡O
OH MY!~ >:///]
...for6ot this was in publiC somehow! but uh, yeah! i would! >◡o
gOnnA pOst thIs OvEr hErE tOO I shOUld'vE pOst It OrIgInAlly wIth thIs fIlE cOnvErtEr lOl https://fIlE.gArdEn/AYgxFr8Aq1OnFbnZ/trOllspEEd.jpg
whEn shE tAkEs Off hEr prOtrUsIOn hAmmOcks And yOU lOwkEy hIt A jIg https://fIlE.gArdEn/AYgxFr8Aq1OnFbnZ/kArkAt-hOmEstUck.gIf #rElAtAblE #EpIc
I just got this shirt and now I'm going to 8e so annoying a8out it. ::::) #suggestive https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0c/75/4d/0c754d38288838a983d0144d482f1c02.jpg
:33< alright bet it cant be that big :33< #suggestive #nsfw ish
I sAw A "twO sEAtEr" shIrt thE OthEr dAy, prObAbly shOUld'vE gOttEn It. wOUldvE bEEn A gOOd InvEstmEnt.
7ou do know the7 put (hoking hazard warnings on small things, right
True, 8ut just putting "8ig" isn't really as memora8le.
Using my free time to Visit some interesting places! Got to go to the @kittymaidCafe and the maids did not disappoint! Very cute place, Would Visit again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b2f1657e3912.png
((Art by me btW!))
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whErE dA hIghblOOds bAddIEs At
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Highbloods don't exist.
♤ @obliqueDetourer @controversialMilk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2408e4da8621.png #Substance ♤
"= who's lusus is that ="
That's me
"= i see. nice disguise. ahem. is it warm in there. ="
>> Thank you for jo¡n¡ng uડ for a dr¡nk then, aડ a ડcrappy 1¡tt1e dog
>> Honeડt1y th¡ડ ¡ડ a maડterp¡ece 1mfao
Thip thip
Yes that's why I'm having that drink.
"= good. ="
thIs pUrrbEAst’s nAmE Is bIg mEAt Orbs lOOk It Up On grUUblE #sUggEstIvE
sOmEtImE my lUscUs trIEs tO mAkE mE OpEn thE dOOr OUtsIdE my hIvE, stEps OUt, And ImmEdIAtEly gOEs bAck In And Im lIkE "mAkE A dEcIsIOn."
hey. that'S my word. "oblique". it belongs to me. notice how it'S in my awesome chittr handle, there?
Is the c part of your quirk or do you genuinely think it's spelt luscus.
Whoa whoa whoa WHAT Are you guys doing in the back and front TO WHOM
yeah but we already have @obliqueDetourer for that
brO yOU knOw whAt I hAtE lIkE A lOyAl kIsmEsIs, whEn yOU try tO sAy yOU lIkE A sErIEs Or An EAstErn cOntInEnt AnImAtIOn And pEOplE bE cAllIng yOU A flArpEr. lIkE yOU dId nOt EvEn knOw whAt thAt tErm wAs UntIl lEss thAn A swEEp AgO.
mAn Its AlrEAdy mOrnIng And I shOUldvE spEnt sOmE tImE In my rEcUpErAcOOn bUt I jUst dIdnt fEEl lIkE dOIng It lOl
Se\/era/ humans on this site ha\/e pri\/ate/y reached out asking for "Mommy ASMR" \/\/hich as far as / can te// is a human thing \/\/here the speaker character is in a f/ushed or pa/e re/ationship \/\/ith the /istener character, but is a/so pretending to be their /usus? / don't think / get it
that is really strannge. maybe they meann. just lusus?
Don't listen to em they got enough humans online that can provide the "mommy asmr" for them
*asmr voice* "now be a good boy for mommy and do your damn chores i told you to take out the trash three times already and quit leaving your damn dirty dishes in the sink do i look like your maid?"
SOmEtImEs I bE thInkIng sOmEOnE Is gIvIng blAckrOm fEElIngs tOwArds mE bUt tUrns OUt thEy jUst nOrmAl hAtE mE =:/