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MY ART IS GOOD. THE ALGORITHM JUST IGNORES ME. BECAUSE IM GREEN.
Fuuuuckin' hate when the SUN comes up~ I'd rather BITE THE BIG one than put an end to my BUSY AND BEAUTIFUL night but even HEATHENOUSLY HOT WOMEN unfortunately need their beauty sleep~
I dont bottom by the way, just putting it out there.... Totally....... #nsfw
anyone else have trouble saving images on the app? sometimes it just like highlights it and says "save page as" or something.
damn #engagementbait failed
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 12: damara megido #pickme #casteplay #killing #violence #substance #wslur #seadwellerfetishism #substances #cheating #nsfw #nsfwe #dubcon #extremelywillingcon #fartoomuchcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl evweryone vwelcome my vwery special guest @handMaid. shes here to confirm vwhat im saying and add some of her owvn thoughts. this aint gonna be an easy one, so im glad to havwe her perspectivwe (first time anyones said that, huh?). also i gotta note. i did not ask her to come help. but shes in my hivwe and vwont leavwe, and like, normally im cool vwith that, but she and her time clones havwe me in vwhat i can only describe as a contraption. like, its honestly impressivwe, if she vwerent a fuckdoll for the fuckpuppet she could be an engineer #vwomeninstem 「 #SADISM #TORTURE #EXTREME #MURDER.」 since damz is gonna havwe a lot more to say about the fun ones, im gonna start vwith the normies. im talking the damaras that just vwanna smoke vweed and are only vwaguely upset about evwerything and can evwen empathize vwith you about crippling loneliness. 「ALSO KNOWN. AS THE BETA BOTTOM BITCHES. 」scary, i knowv. these can be alright if im in a softer kinda mood, but honestly they freak me out a bit. shell probably be real blase about getting touched up or degraded, almost definitely has a free use kink. you aint gonna get good banter outta her, just a fewv names, maybe shell call you a shrimp dick. nook is nook, but this one usually aint evwen gonna havwe tits, shell be a vwillovwy sorta gal. 「DON’T PUT THAT IN.」meh. in the middle vwe havwe the psycho ex-girlfriends. not yours, necessarily, but this is the levwel theyre at. angry at the vworld, angry at you, and ready to bang about it. definitely has lusus issues, try to emulate the scratch vway. yknowv, condescending, pushy, treating it like its an inevwitability shell do vwhatevwer you ask. bonus points if it actually is, like if theres some strength differential. shes also definitely into being called a gutterblood, gutterskank, gutterslut, call her rustie casually, get her to start calling you some fun shit. highblood, sir, those are the obvwious ones, but if youre a fish? vwell she might go for the vwader shit, vwhich maybe you can get into, but damn, if youre a fish shell call you daddy vwhether you like it or not. just keep vwigilant vwith your gills, she lovwes fishhooking (pun not intended?), and yeah shell nibble on your fins but she might also gnawv em off.「 IT’S CALLED TAGGING. SO ALL OF CHITTR. CAN TELL THAT YOU ARE NEUTERED.」buyer bevware. oh shit, and this applies to all of em, but if you can manage to understand vwhat shes saying, misinterpret it. pick out just a fewv vwords and make those into the meaning. real fun game, selectivwe hearing. nowv in my experience theyll all take it and lovwe it, but damara vwants to mention that they may as vwell be pirates vwith all the pegging they get up to. ill take her vword for it. and. okay yes ill take that too okay okay just stop the contraption. then vwevwe got gals like our damz here. proper nympho sociopaths, just vwhat the doctor ordered! say the vwrong thing and she might kick your ass, say the same exact thing on a different day she might squat dowvn and throwv you peace signs. either vway, shes in control, shes the one vwho can bring out a bunch of time clones to gangbang you vwith. not a bad thing, but keep it in mind if youd prefer certain orifices to remain vwirginal. shes doing more than just the vweed, shell take vwhatevwer you havwe on offer, probably force some vweird thing into you too. if youre the sentimental type, dont evwen bother vwith her, because shes sleeping vwith all your friends vwhile youre vwondering howv to ask her out. and i mean that literally, time shit. armchair dia-cro-sis: the classic good-time gal. she vwants you bad pretty much regardless of all your vwarious attributes. she’s just stoked to find someone vwith a rap sheet half as long as her owvn. okay. shit. my lavwyers *really* dont vwant me talking about this one. so vwere gonna get into it, and vwhat gets redacted gets ████████. so you might meet some █████ ███████, right? been ████ for the █████ █████ ███ but it ██████ ██████ ████ of ████████. but for the █████ ████, right? at least half the time, theyre gonna vwant you ██ ███ ████ ██████ █████ ██████ shit. and █████████ ██ █████ ███ yknowv ███ ██████ ████ ███ ████ vweird. i dont vwanna ██ ████ ██ █ ████ ██ █████ ████ ██ ███ ████. or sometimes ██████ █████ ██████ ████ ████ █████ ███████████ and ill just be like ███ ████ ████ ███ ████ ██. yknowv this is ████ ███████ and more just ██ █████ ██████. i guess vwhat im saying is to degrade them █████ ████ ██ ██████ ██████ █████ ██ ██ ████ ██████ theyll still lovwe it. 「MANY ARE ASKING. ABOUT ALL THE ████████ ████. “IS SHE INTO ████.” I HEAR YOU CRY. IT TAKES AN ████████████ ████ IQ. TO █████ ██ MY ██████ █████████. AND GRIP THAT THICK THRASHING █████████████ NOODLE. BY THE BULGE. LIKE YOU’RE ██. ABOUT TO GET ████████ ███ ██ ███ ██████████████ █████ ███. FOR GILLGRABBING. LIKE ALL OTHER ME-RELATED MATTERS. IT IS A HIGH RISK GAME. A █████ KANKRI MIGHT ████████. AND █████ US BOTH TO █████. BUT A SKILLED PERFORMANCE. MIGHT JUST ████ YOU. THE ULTIMATE RELEASE ██ ██████ █████. AFTER I DE████████ AND ███████ YOU. SHORTLY AFTER SPILLING. SO YOU CANNOT TELL A SOUL OF WHAT YOU SAW. (damara got ahold of the sharpie there that vwas less bad before she touched it up.) CRONUS IS SAYING THE PEOPLE DEMAND A HINT. OK. OPEN A NEW TAB. AND TYPE IN #FUJOSHI. OR #NETORARE. OR #EROGURO. THESE ARE SOME. OF THE INCREDIBLY RARE. USEFUL EXPORTS OF BEFORUS. YOU ARE ENLIGHTENED NOW. YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE.」 rating her and her and her and her and her and her bod: some fun vwariation here. sometimes you get a plank- owv fuck, sometimes you get slimthicc, sometimes you get absolute goddesses. sometimes all at once, the time shit is vweird. add onto just like, her body language, that predator drivwe, especially if you havwe the stones to turn her into prey? GOOD LUCK! HAA HAA! 10/10 vwariety: a surprising amount of vwariety actually, though i attribute that mostly to @handMaid here. vwevwe got eh ones, vwevwe got the kinksters, and vwe havwe the red roomers. add on the time stuff, the casteplay, maybe some miscommunication stuff- yes yes and the contraption. 10/10 ease: yes, but you dont get to choose howv. 11/10 personality: absolutely horrid. shes rotten, rancid, mean, a slut, a bitch, a cheater, kinda objectivwely evwil, and at vworst, boring. vwait no not you i mean the basic bubble bitches please no the contraption 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. i am not being held under duress.
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:33< #bulge!!! :33< #nsfw
Guys, I need you to stop posting about COPIOUS BULGES FOR A MINUTE! I NEED YOUR !! ATTENTION !! Who here has a BOTTOMLESS PIT I could THROW SOMETHING INTO?! ASKING FOR A FRIEND!
D--> There is no such thing. For all that I can see the switch tag e%ists the fact is that despite reading so many filthy....degenerate.....utterly disgusting pieces of fiction, being a switch is a fabrication or some kind of mental condition. Inevitably the switches in these descriptive te%ts are quantum wave forms that collapse into being either doms or subs for the rest of the story.
D--> After perusing through the archives, taking a deep sink after each journey into them of course, I have to wonder....am I.....a sub or am I just such a dom that....that I can always take pleasure from any position....regardless of how submissive it 100ks on the outside....proving just how much control....I have over....the situation. #nsfw
I would take having a beak instead of a cloaca. #nsfw
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am i weird for basically never chitting (chittring?) in the afternoon? one of my close pals called it weird as a joke but i actually started to think about it. in the afternoon i'm either in bed napping, in bed staring at my ceiling, hanging out with someone or just going for a walk or hanging out at the park.
Would you smooch a maid? Nya?
OwO What's this? It's me, @kawaiiBeam ! Nya~! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) #maidposting #selfie #kittymaidcafe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d111bb2b8440.png
Dear loyal customers: can we please stop using the maids as fleshlights? Nya?:( They have feelings too!!!! Nya!!!!! #nsfw #nsfwe
:33< f33ling some kinda way about girls :33< (horny) :33< #nsfw
i don'+ end vp pos+ing here as mvch becavse i have no idea wha+ +o say.
WHY TH3 FUCK D0 TH3 P30PL3 0N TH15 W3B51T3 H4T3 M3N
][Dude why The 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 Is Chittr Home to The most Pathetic ass People i’ve Ever had The displeasure Of seeing. Where’d the Bad Bitches go, Shit #Vagueposting][
I promise I'm interesting you just have to break through the layer of infatuation with loser nonsense media and then the extra layer of loser nonsense below that
one ♀ime ♀his girl ♀olDD me i was "kinDDa cu♀e bu♀ way ♀oo pa♀he♀ic ♀o wan♀ ♀o quaDD wi♀h" anDD ♀ha♀ s♀ill bounces arounDD my ♀hink pan some♀imes
been about 2000 days since it all happened and the sky is still as gray as ever
Only thing that isn’t a lie is that my tits are fat and awesome. ::::) #nsfw
"oh boy ♀ime for my nigh♀ly bulge fla♀♀ening proceDDure i'm so exci♀eDD" -me every nigh♀ for some reason before clicking ♀he rankeDD ma♀chmaking bu♀♀on
it'S So funny to Me how when you aSk SuBS why they Don't DoM their anSwer iS never "i Don't finD it fun" or "it'S not My thing" it'S alwayS SoMe Shit like "i'M not confiDent enough" (neither aM i, we're playing pretenD, pretenD to Be SoMeone confiDent) or "i Don't think i'D Be gooD at it" (i waSn't gooD at it when i StarteD, it'S a Skill you can learn) or "i have too Much perforMance anxiety" (you literally want Me to put you in a MaiD outfit anD give you a ScheDule anD if you Do it wrong i puniSh you) like your Self-eSteeM iSSueS are literally liMiting how Much fun you can have while pailing if DoMMing genuinely iSn't your thing that'S fine But that'S 🪢never🪢 the anSwer i get when i aSk #nSfw
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K--<i used to watch porn on my troll nintendo wii u #nsfw
Thinking about moirai/s \/\/ho kiss and snugg/e and say / /o\/e you
Guys, guys. Say it ain't so... You'd tell me if you guys didn't like me, right?
My act of se/f care for the day is a//o\/\/ing myse/f to be cringe \/\/ho am / kidding, / /itera//y make b/ackrom asmr, /'m cringe e\/ery day /:P
"/'m rea//y stressed, can you tie me up and hurt me?" <> "/'m rea//y stressed, can / tie you up and hurt you?" #nsf\/\/
Fee/ing \/ery pa/e today. \/\/ant to cudd/e someone and ta/k about our fee/ings #yearning
haD a 🪢lovely🪢 tiMe with My Beautiful paleSuB @aSkewarcheologiSt <> httpS://file.garDen/aptq6_7Myckwrfzh/paleBonDage.png #nSfw
pale breakups wwwwill have you saying shit like "guess i'll strive to never have feelings again"
If I get killed for filling out that census know that I died with B cups. #nsfw and like. Barely b cups at that. The b stands for bucket.