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I cOUldnt thInk Of A gOOd bIO =:)

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

MY ART IS GOOD. THE ALGORITHM JUST IGNORES ME. BECAUSE IM GREEN.

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wIll yOU bE grEEn And rEtIrEd EvEntUAlly

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anygwhere the wind bloooowwwsss https://i.ibb.co/v6RwW8n5/d3298610-a6b9-45cf-bd5a-b115814e2dce.png #suggestive #lyricposting #substance

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fIrE =:D

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 12: damara megido #pickme #casteplay #killing #violence #substance #wslur #seadwellerfetishism #substances #cheating #nsfw #nsfwe #dubcon #extremelywillingcon #fartoomuchcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl evweryone vwelcome my vwery special guest @handMaid. shes here to confirm vwhat im saying and add some of her owvn thoughts. this aint gonna be an easy one, so im glad to havwe her perspectivwe (first time anyones said that, huh?). also i gotta note. i did not ask her to come help. but shes in my hivwe and vwont leavwe, and like, normally im cool vwith that, but she and her time clones havwe me in vwhat i can only describe as a contraption. like, its honestly impressivwe, if she vwerent a fuckdoll for the fuckpuppet she could be an engineer #vwomeninstem 「 #SADISM #TORTURE #EXTREME #MURDER.」 since damz is gonna havwe a lot more to say about the fun ones, im gonna start vwith the normies. im talking the damaras that just vwanna smoke vweed and are only vwaguely upset about evwerything and can evwen empathize vwith you about crippling loneliness. 「ALSO KNOWN. AS THE BETA BOTTOM BITCHES. 」scary, i knowv. these can be alright if im in a softer kinda mood, but honestly they freak me out a bit. shell probably be real blase about getting touched up or degraded, almost definitely has a free use kink. you aint gonna get good banter outta her, just a fewv names, maybe shell call you a shrimp dick. nook is nook, but this one usually aint evwen gonna havwe tits, shell be a vwillovwy sorta gal. 「DON’T PUT THAT IN.」meh. in the middle vwe havwe the psycho ex-girlfriends. not yours, necessarily, but this is the levwel theyre at. angry at the vworld, angry at you, and ready to bang about it. definitely has lusus issues, try to emulate the scratch vway. yknowv, condescending, pushy, treating it like its an inevwitability shell do vwhatevwer you ask. bonus points if it actually is, like if theres some strength differential. shes also definitely into being called a gutterblood, gutterskank, gutterslut, call her rustie casually, get her to start calling you some fun shit. highblood, sir, those are the obvwious ones, but if youre a fish? vwell she might go for the vwader shit, vwhich maybe you can get into, but damn, if youre a fish shell call you daddy vwhether you like it or not. just keep vwigilant vwith your gills, she lovwes fishhooking (pun not intended?), and yeah shell nibble on your fins but she might also gnawv em off.「 IT’S CALLED TAGGING. SO ALL OF CHITTR. CAN TELL THAT YOU ARE NEUTERED.」buyer bevware. oh shit, and this applies to all of em, but if you can manage to understand vwhat shes saying, misinterpret it. pick out just a fewv vwords and make those into the meaning. real fun game, selectivwe hearing. nowv in my experience theyll all take it and lovwe it, but damara vwants to mention that they may as vwell be pirates vwith all the pegging they get up to. ill take her vword for it. and. okay yes ill take that too okay okay just stop the contraption. then vwevwe got gals like our damz here. proper nympho sociopaths, just vwhat the doctor ordered! say the vwrong thing and she might kick your ass, say the same exact thing on a different day she might squat dowvn and throwv you peace signs. either vway, shes in control, shes the one vwho can bring out a bunch of time clones to gangbang you vwith. not a bad thing, but keep it in mind if youd prefer certain orifices to remain vwirginal. shes doing more than just the vweed, shell take vwhatevwer you havwe on offer, probably force some vweird thing into you too. if youre the sentimental type, dont evwen bother vwith her, because shes sleeping vwith all your friends vwhile youre vwondering howv to ask her out. and i mean that literally, time shit. armchair dia-cro-sis: the classic good-time gal. she vwants you bad pretty much regardless of all your vwarious attributes. she’s just stoked to find someone vwith a rap sheet half as long as her owvn. okay. shit. my lavwyers *really* dont vwant me talking about this one. so vwere gonna get into it, and vwhat gets redacted gets ████████. so you might meet some █████ ███████, right? been ████ for the █████ █████ ███ but it ██████ ██████ ████ of ████████. but for the █████ ████, right? at least half the time, theyre gonna vwant you ██ ███ ████ ██████ █████ ██████ shit. and █████████ ██ █████ ███ yknowv ███ ██████ ████ ███ ████ vweird. i dont vwanna ██ ████ ██ █ ████ ██ █████ ████ ██ ███ ████. or sometimes ██████ █████ ██████ ████ ████ █████ ███████████ and ill just be like ███ ████ ████ ███ ████ ██. yknowv this is ████ ███████ and more just ██ █████ ██████. i guess vwhat im saying is to degrade them █████ ████ ██ ██████ ██████ █████ ██ ██ ████ ██████ theyll still lovwe it. 「MANY ARE ASKING. ABOUT ALL THE ████████ ████. “IS SHE INTO ████.” I HEAR YOU CRY. IT TAKES AN ████████████ ████ IQ. TO █████ ██ MY ██████ █████████. AND GRIP THAT THICK THRASHING █████████████ NOODLE. BY THE BULGE. LIKE YOU’RE ██. ABOUT TO GET ████████ ███ ██ ███ ██████████████ █████ ███. FOR GILLGRABBING. LIKE ALL OTHER ME-RELATED MATTERS. IT IS A HIGH RISK GAME. A █████ KANKRI MIGHT ████████. AND █████ US BOTH TO █████. BUT A SKILLED PERFORMANCE. MIGHT JUST ████ YOU. THE ULTIMATE RELEASE ██ ██████ █████. AFTER I DE████████ AND ███████ YOU. SHORTLY AFTER SPILLING. SO YOU CANNOT TELL A SOUL OF WHAT YOU SAW. (damara got ahold of the sharpie there that vwas less bad before she touched it up.) CRONUS IS SAYING THE PEOPLE DEMAND A HINT. OK. OPEN A NEW TAB. AND TYPE IN #FUJOSHI. OR #NETORARE. OR #EROGURO. THESE ARE SOME. OF THE INCREDIBLY RARE. USEFUL EXPORTS OF BEFORUS. YOU ARE ENLIGHTENED NOW. YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE.」 rating her and her and her and her and her and her bod: some fun vwariation here. sometimes you get a plank- owv fuck, sometimes you get slimthicc, sometimes you get absolute goddesses. sometimes all at once, the time shit is vweird. add onto just like, her body language, that predator drivwe, especially if you havwe the stones to turn her into prey? GOOD LUCK! HAA HAA! 10/10 vwariety: a surprising amount of vwariety actually, though i attribute that mostly to @handMaid here. vwevwe got eh ones, vwevwe got the kinksters, and vwe havwe the red roomers. add on the time stuff, the casteplay, maybe some miscommunication stuff- yes yes and the contraption. 10/10 ease: yes, but you dont get to choose howv. 11/10 personality: absolutely horrid. shes rotten, rancid, mean, a slut, a bitch, a cheater, kinda objectivwely evwil, and at vworst, boring. vwait no not you i mean the basic bubble bitches please no the contraption 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. i am not being held under duress.

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https://kOmmOdO.AI/I/mOKBTIUUOOkjSHNOzTSA

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dAmmIt thE lInk sUckEd Oh wEll

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@arachnidGambler[AG]

I just got this shirt and now I'm going to 8e so annoying a8out it. ::::) #suggestive https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0c/75/4d/0c754d38288838a983d0144d482f1c02.jpg

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I sAw A "twO sEAtEr" shIrt thE OthEr dAy, prObAbly shOUld'vE gOttEn It. wOUldvE bEEn A gOOd InvEstmEnt.

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7ou do know the7 put (hoking hazard warnings on small things, right

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thOUght yOU sAId hOnkIng hAzArd wArnIng fOr A sEcOnd lOl

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@anonymousGooner[AG]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2kRFrWaLWiKq48YYVdGcm8 https://file.garden/ZW_zdjBJky9JVrGZ/everything.png #nsfw

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gOOd sOng

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It's perfectly normal to kiss the homies goodnight.

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sO trUE, dOnt EvEn gOt tO bE A qUAd

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@arachnidGambler[AG]

I LOVE GAM8LING AND JERKING OFF!!!!!!!! #NSFW

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strIp rUssIAn rOUlEttE

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excuse me sir!

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wE ArE ALL flArpIng trOll thE bOys =:p

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WHY TH3 FUCK D0 TH3 P30PL3 0N TH15 W3B51T3 H4T3 M3N

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I dOnt knOw gUEss thAts thEIr prErOgAtIvE

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W3LL 1T5 4 5TUP1D 0N3

yEAh sOmE pEOplE gOttA gEt sOmE mOrE thOUght AnglEs In thEIr thInk pAn bUt It Is whAt It Is I gUEss thEy qUAd wIth whO thEy wAnt

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> troll named f1nger: <

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trOll brEAkIng bAd wAs A gOOd shOw

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iDDk if i've ever men♀ioneDD i♀ on here bu♀ i'm a huge fan of large rumblespheres

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SAmE

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@contemporateAffeminate[CA]

Jane, you're early Your life's wwork is dirtied by the fools WWho adore you Only to find, only to find you out They saww you dressin in the backroom Noww they'll pay wwhat they owwe you It's only small change Red on the green, green grass #lyricpostin

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lEts flArp, jUst thIs OncE

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sOmEtImE my lUscUs trIEs tO mAkE mE OpEn thE dOOr OUtsIdE my hIvE, stEps OUt, And ImmEdIAtEly gOEs bAck In And Im lIkE "mAkE A dEcIsIOn."

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hey. that'S my word. "oblique". it belongs to me. notice how it'S in my awesome chittr handle, there?

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Is the c part of your quirk or do you genuinely think it's spelt luscus.

nAh I jUst mIsspEllEd It wrOng I mIsrEmEmbErEd It

yOUrE OblIqUE In thE bAck Im OblIqUE In thE frOnt

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yeah but we already have @obliqueDetourer for that

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