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thinking about how "im making mac and cheese and nobody can stop me" is like. 7 years old. or more??? thats fun.
Once again all the Slicks vanish off this site, leaving me, Jack Noir, the winner of the Jackoff

// Alright, quadrant talk because I want to (if you don't use quadrants irl feel free to ignore) In human romance, it's fairly common to use <3 platonically, and while there's no rule in troll romance saying you *can't* use <3, <>, <3<, and c3< platonically, if you want to do so you have to make a choice of which symbol to use. This act of making a choice comes with Implications, implications I'd much rather avoid when talking to people I decided to go digging for some proposals for what a fifth playing card suit could be, and I found the idea of the 5th suit being the Shield. I like it because it's pretty much the only one I found that can be made easily as an emoticon: 3> To clarify, this isn't a "5th quadrant" or anything, just a 5th symbol to use when you want to throw a quadrant symbol at someone but can't or don't want to decide which one to use. If anyone has any other proposals I'd love to hear them /:)

I'm stealing all of your weed fuck you #su8stance #vriska
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა when someone sends you a message that makes you drop your palmhusk as your thinkpan literally stutters ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა #suggestive #nsfw #vagueposting Ი𐑼

I am a proud supporter of #TereziTuesday, for the record. I am a fan of her, as well as her variants.

W34R1NG @ZOOSM3LLPOOPL4D 'S SH1RT. >:] HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/B9D645C13923.PNG #S3LF13

thnkin abot the fuck juice #substance
I’M SO GLAD I LIVE IN A UNIVERSE WHERE “VISIBLE SCARS” (2012) DOESN’T ACTUALLY EXIST, BECAUSE IF I HAD TO COME ACROSS THAT FILM ORGANICALLY, I THINK I WOULD HAVE SENT MYSELF INTO FLIPPING MY SHIT FOREVER AND EVER, ENDLESSLY SPINNING INTO THE AETHER. BUT NO. SOMEBODY RECOMMENDED IT TO ME. WHAT JOYS.

I'm hardly ready for the #10kBulgeBeatOff #nsfw #violence How can I already be almost at 15k????

Alright, now I shall finally go to sleep. With a pleased smile on my face listening to an audiobook. Goodnight, Chittr.
they call me edward gamerprongZ httpZ://f2.toyhou.Ze/file/f2-toyhou-Ze/imageZ/120250332_WZqw7U5KZVodgfZ.png

it purrs whenb he’s around fr fr #vaguepost #suggestive #nsfw #substance
anyone else have trouble saving images on the app? sometimes it just like highlights it and says "save page as" or something.
⬭ i got two badges from the lesbian gooning post. i really dont know how to feel about this. #nsfw ⬭

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ The snail is .com.ing for me? https://file.garden/agS5WWW.www.zKlhVH5a2r/Untitled37_20260521014607.png

n/) /)ne’s p/)sted in 6 minutes, if this p/)st gets 3 likes i’m sending a pipe b/)mb t/) @tiresiasMime s hive address
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anygwhere the wind bloooowwwsss https://i.ibb.co/v6RwW8n5/d3298610-a6b9-45cf-bd5a-b115814e2dce.png #suggestive #lyricposting #substance

cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 12: damara megido #pickme #casteplay #killing #violence #substance #wslur #seadwellerfetishism #substances #cheating #nsfw #nsfwe #dubcon #extremelywillingcon #fartoomuchcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl evweryone vwelcome my vwery special guest @handMaid. shes here to confirm vwhat im saying and add some of her owvn thoughts. this aint gonna be an easy one, so im glad to havwe her perspectivwe (first time anyones said that, huh?). also i gotta note. i did not ask her to come help. but shes in my hivwe and vwont leavwe, and like, normally im cool vwith that, but she and her time clones havwe me in vwhat i can only describe as a contraption. like, its honestly impressivwe, if she vwerent a fuckdoll for the fuckpuppet she could be an engineer #vwomeninstem 「 #SADISM #TORTURE #EXTREME #MURDER.」 since damz is gonna havwe a lot more to say about the fun ones, im gonna start vwith the normies. im talking the damaras that just vwanna smoke vweed and are only vwaguely upset about evwerything and can evwen empathize vwith you about crippling loneliness. 「ALSO KNOWN. AS THE BETA BOTTOM BITCHES. 」scary, i knowv. these can be alright if im in a softer kinda mood, but honestly they freak me out a bit. shell probably be real blase about getting touched up or degraded, almost definitely has a free use kink. you aint gonna get good banter outta her, just a fewv names, maybe shell call you a shrimp dick. nook is nook, but this one usually aint evwen gonna havwe tits, shell be a vwillovwy sorta gal. 「DON’T PUT THAT IN.」meh. in the middle vwe havwe the psycho ex-girlfriends. not yours, necessarily, but this is the levwel theyre at. angry at the vworld, angry at you, and ready to bang about it. definitely has lusus issues, try to emulate the scratch vway. yknowv, condescending, pushy, treating it like its an inevwitability shell do vwhatevwer you ask. bonus points if it actually is, like if theres some strength differential. shes also definitely into being called a gutterblood, gutterskank, gutterslut, call her rustie casually, get her to start calling you some fun shit. highblood, sir, those are the obvwious ones, but if youre a fish? vwell she might go for the vwader shit, vwhich maybe you can get into, but damn, if youre a fish shell call you daddy vwhether you like it or not. just keep vwigilant vwith your gills, she lovwes fishhooking (pun not intended?), and yeah shell nibble on your fins but she might also gnawv em off.「 IT’S CALLED TAGGING. SO ALL OF CHITTR. CAN TELL THAT YOU ARE NEUTERED.」buyer bevware. oh shit, and this applies to all of em, but if you can manage to understand vwhat shes saying, misinterpret it. pick out just a fewv vwords and make those into the meaning. real fun game, selectivwe hearing. nowv in my experience theyll all take it and lovwe it, but damara vwants to mention that they may as vwell be pirates vwith all the pegging they get up to. ill take her vword for it. and. okay yes ill take that too okay okay just stop the contraption. then vwevwe got gals like our damz here. proper nympho sociopaths, just vwhat the doctor ordered! say the vwrong thing and she might kick your ass, say the same exact thing on a different day she might squat dowvn and throwv you peace signs. either vway, shes in control, shes the one vwho can bring out a bunch of time clones to gangbang you vwith. not a bad thing, but keep it in mind if youd prefer certain orifices to remain vwirginal. shes doing more than just the vweed, shell take vwhatevwer you havwe on offer, probably force some vweird thing into you too. if youre the sentimental type, dont evwen bother vwith her, because shes sleeping vwith all your friends vwhile youre vwondering howv to ask her out. and i mean that literally, time shit. armchair dia-cro-sis: the classic good-time gal. she vwants you bad pretty much regardless of all your vwarious attributes. she’s just stoked to find someone vwith a rap sheet half as long as her owvn. okay. shit. my lavwyers *really* dont vwant me talking about this one. so vwere gonna get into it, and vwhat gets redacted gets ████████. so you might meet some █████ ███████, right? been ████ for the █████ █████ ███ but it ██████ ██████ ████ of ████████. but for the █████ ████, right? at least half the time, theyre gonna vwant you ██ ███ ████ ██████ █████ ██████ shit. and █████████ ██ █████ ███ yknowv ███ ██████ ████ ███ ████ vweird. i dont vwanna ██ ████ ██ █ ████ ██ █████ ████ ██ ███ ████. or sometimes ██████ █████ ██████ ████ ████ █████ ███████████ and ill just be like ███ ████ ████ ███ ████ ██. yknowv this is ████ ███████ and more just ██ █████ ██████. i guess vwhat im saying is to degrade them █████ ████ ██ ██████ ██████ █████ ██ ██ ████ ██████ theyll still lovwe it. 「MANY ARE ASKING. ABOUT ALL THE ████████ ████. “IS SHE INTO ████.” I HEAR YOU CRY. IT TAKES AN ████████████ ████ IQ. TO █████ ██ MY ██████ █████████. AND GRIP THAT THICK THRASHING █████████████ NOODLE. BY THE BULGE. LIKE YOU’RE ██. ABOUT TO GET ████████ ███ ██ ███ ██████████████ █████ ███. FOR GILLGRABBING. LIKE ALL OTHER ME-RELATED MATTERS. IT IS A HIGH RISK GAME. A █████ KANKRI MIGHT ████████. AND █████ US BOTH TO █████. BUT A SKILLED PERFORMANCE. MIGHT JUST ████ YOU. THE ULTIMATE RELEASE ██ ██████ █████. AFTER I DE████████ AND ███████ YOU. SHORTLY AFTER SPILLING. SO YOU CANNOT TELL A SOUL OF WHAT YOU SAW. (damara got ahold of the sharpie there that vwas less bad before she touched it up.) CRONUS IS SAYING THE PEOPLE DEMAND A HINT. OK. OPEN A NEW TAB. AND TYPE IN #FUJOSHI. OR #NETORARE. OR #EROGURO. THESE ARE SOME. OF THE INCREDIBLY RARE. USEFUL EXPORTS OF BEFORUS. YOU ARE ENLIGHTENED NOW. YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE.」 rating her and her and her and her and her and her bod: some fun vwariation here. sometimes you get a plank- owv fuck, sometimes you get slimthicc, sometimes you get absolute goddesses. sometimes all at once, the time shit is vweird. add onto just like, her body language, that predator drivwe, especially if you havwe the stones to turn her into prey? GOOD LUCK! HAA HAA! 10/10 vwariety: a surprising amount of vwariety actually, though i attribute that mostly to @handMaid here. vwevwe got eh ones, vwevwe got the kinksters, and vwe havwe the red roomers. add on the time stuff, the casteplay, maybe some miscommunication stuff- yes yes and the contraption. 10/10 ease: yes, but you dont get to choose howv. 11/10 personality: absolutely horrid. shes rotten, rancid, mean, a slut, a bitch, a cheater, kinda objectivwely evwil, and at vworst, boring. vwait no not you i mean the basic bubble bitches please no the contraption 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. i am not being held under duress.
FOR·VNPRECEDENTED·PROPORTIONS·OF·YOV·IT·IS·IMPOSSIBLY·PATHETIC·HOV·THROVGHOVT·THE·SHEER·MASS·OF·SOLICITOVS·POSTING·YOV·STILL·HAVE·NARY·A·BVLGE·IN·YOVR·NOOKS #NSFV
Her eyes, full of llove Fingers coilled in llengths of hair And and her llips on mine #Haiku
> well that2 1/2 down for #pa1l1ng2ea2on #n2fw <

:33< my man i wish there was more of it in my furrious holes :33< also be the change mew want to s33 in the world :33< #nfw #suggestive :33< #postbulge

This bodysuit is empowering.
i have the gooner on call vvith me rn and he is lovvcharliekirkuenly freaking me out ^_^
D--> There is no such thing. For all that I can see the switch tag e%ists the fact is that despite reading so many filthy....degenerate.....utterly disgusting pieces of fiction, being a switch is a fabrication or some kind of mental condition. Inevitably the switches in these descriptive te%ts are quantum wave forms that collapse into being either doms or subs for the rest of the story.

playin guitar heroe in the #angelsnutritionblock dorms again
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I just got this shirt and now I'm going to 8e so annoying a8out it. ::::) #suggestive https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0c/75/4d/0c754d38288838a983d0144d482f1c02.jpg
It's perfectly normal to kiss the homies goodnight.
-> #me #selfie https://64.media.tumblr.com/99a7547de24512f1941622fa8baeae18/3853d3056d6b9048-b3/s400x600/524c96b26df1ba2b1646bf4dc0985d959081c327.jpg = Your Total Is $2.50

I LOVE GAM8LING AND JERKING OFF!!!!!!!! #NSFW
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GUYS B3 HON3ST 4R3 TH3 T4N L1N3S GO1NG TO FUCK UP S4L3S?
well where are their maid dresses? the people want to see their maid dresses!

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Would you smooch a maid? Nya?

OwO What's this? It's me, @kawaiiBeam ! Nya~! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) #maidposting #selfie #kittymaidcafe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d111bb2b8440.png

Dear loyal customers: can we please stop using the maids as fleshlights? Nya?:( They have feelings too!!!! Nya!!!!! #nsfw #nsfwe
> troll named f1nger: <
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.fit check first thO https://i.postimg.cc/HkTpQJjY/furann.png
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WHY TH3 FUCK D0 TH3 P30PL3 0N TH15 W3B51T3 H4T3 M3N

c< iM 6'6 iNcHes tall, if yOu waNNa KNOw My bulge size, fiNd Out iN persON, 4 guess 4 eterNity >c

T33TH 1S 1NCLUD3D 1N TH3 BLOW13S 1 DON’T M4K3 TH3 RUL3S YOU KN3W WH4T YOU W3R3 S1GN1NG UP FOR #NSFW #R1SKFORR3W4RD #1M34NCOM3ONH4V3YOUS33NMYT33TH
][Dude why The 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 Is Chittr Home to The most Pathetic ass People i’ve Ever had The displeasure Of seeing. Where’d the Bad Bitches go, Shit #Vagueposting][

I promise I'm interesting you just have to break through the layer of infatuation with loser nonsense media and then the extra layer of loser nonsense below that

!!! GONNA START A GROUP FOR FELLOW EXHIBITONISTS !!! ANY OTHER ENTHUSAISTS LIKE ME HIT ME UP!!! #NSFW #TEAMNAKED

resting 0n a seabed... #widewednesday #nsfw https://64.media.tumblr.com/68ab6ec382465c4730de1e6cc8bec381/f44f53e7424cb9a0-04/s1280x1920/f43b8bbdd71ff76782967b97540f38aa8771158f.png
suckin on jake's human pipe make a mother fucker real tranquil. I WAS BLOWING THAT BITCH SO LONG AND SO HARD THAT I CAN'T UP AND MOTHER FUCKING KEEP MY EYES OPEN NO MORE. shit filled the whole room with that good good smell and all you mother fuckers who can hang should know that hanging with me and @golgothasTerror is a mother fucking good time. JUST ASK HIM ABOUT HIS HOOKAH. #nsfw #substance @archiveAddict #suggestive
/// MY LUSUS AND I ARE GOING HUNTING!!! WE HAVE ALWAYS HUNTED TOGETHER!!! I AM NOT THE KIND OF FIEND TO SIT IDLY BY WHILE MY LUSUS PROVIDES FOR ME!!! WE GO TOGETHER AND REVEL IN OUR CATCHES TOGETHER AS WELL!!! ///
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i love in porn when ♀hey le♀ ♀heir bulges wrap ♀oge♀her i♀'s so ho♀

My favorite thing about seadwellers is a lot of the time their personality is straight up just "I am a seadweller." Like, okay, girl. Anything else you wanna say? Got a favorite color? A hobby? Comfort food?? Lame. ##^^#ohandbeforeyouyesyou #saysomedumbshit #nothispostisntaboutyou #idonotcareaboutyou #^^

Hey girliez watz a nook im a vizual learner btw ( ・ω・) #nzfw

▲oh yeah also the girlfail retreat this weekend i gave up on selecting anyone you were all pathetic so im inviting everyone who did the form, gonna be an orgy now, or, i guess you all can play smashHatchmates on the grubtendo switch together while naked in my basement i dont give a shit▼ ▲I got some spare weed, and a couple extra collars▼ ▲ill open shit up friday i guess▼ #nsfw #substance
There's a human by the name of Dick Van Dyke
I'M SICK OF EVERYONE PRETENDING THAT FAYGO IS INHERENTLY ALCOHOLIC OR SOPORIFIC IN SOME WAY. IT ISN'T A DRUG IN ANY CAPACITY- NOT ANY MORE THAN ANY ENTIRELY TOO SUGARY SODA IS. IT REALLY IS JUST FUCKING SODA, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FUCK UP A TROLL BY GIVING THEM A BOTTLE OF FAYGO. AT BEST THEY'RE JUST GOING TO GET A SUGAR RUSH. NOW, I THINK I KNOW WHERE THIS COMMON MISCONCEPTION COMES FROM. CLOWNS ARE KNOWN TO SPIKE THEIR FAYGO, OR TAKE IT ALONGSIDE OTHER SHIT THAT'LL FUCK THEIR PAN UP FOR A BIT. THIS IS CORRELATION, NOT CAUSATION. I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYBODY ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS SHIT, COME ON NOW. A WARRIOR SPECIES WHO EVOLVED TO SUBJUGATE TRILLIONS OF DISTANT STARS, INCAPACITATED BY A REDPOP? YOU'RE INSANE.
== i'm not religious... but... mimes know whats going on... ==
== inventing a machine... that sprays people... who make bad posts... with sugar water... == == i forsee this one... getting a lot of use... ==
== why are they called... in cells... are they... imprisoned...? ==

man im taking mad screenshots up in this bitch going click click click click sounding like the shutter on a camera taking shot after shot filling up memory 64 gigs this shit aint nothing to me man

if you hit the clit and g-spot at the same time the pussy takes a screenshot #truthnuke #nsfw

Only thing that isn’t a lie is that my tits are fat and awesome. ::::) #nsfw

Damn.
|-[__]--- I joke, but the rare instances I'm taking care of something for a highblood is typically a hive call. Hehe. |-[__]--- That's why I chose the location for my office! Close enough to a lowblood district to accept walk-ins (or limp-ins, as the case usually is, haha.) but far enough away that I don't look like I'm oggling at everyone who walks past.
>>| two purplebloods kissing .and then taking me .and rail me .all day .and night. #nsfw #hornyposting
don't think they're around as much anymore so i feel a li'l safer admitting it: i really want @grinagogscaudle and @vulcanizedcanoness to spitroast me. in the sexual way, y'know, bulge in mouth, bulge in ass. because they're terrifying and would probably do a literal spitroast if i didn't clarify. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
iDDk wha♀ i'DD DDo if bulge pics anDD nook pics weren'♀ alloweDD on ♀he in♀erne♀

Whoa whoa whoa WHAT Are you guys doing in the back and front TO WHOM
iidk who needs to hear thiis but that mentally iill giirl wiill change your liife
|-[__]--- Ah, a sudden surge of attention! Haha, am I truly so attractive?
yeah. shock collar that triggers whenever you try and post a fucking chitt
shoulDD i ge♀ a collar yes or no
What's up my chudder from aNNother lusus
chittrs still waking up i can say premature ejaculati0n is the cutest thing a girl can d0 during pailing with0ut every0ne seeing #nsfw
>>| .it's harsh truth, but .all the hot topics .are .on chittr .is .about pailing, romance, hornyposting .and some vagueposting. where .is violence, gore .and culling? .i know, not .all trolls .are capable to such horrid .actions, but highbloods? come .on, do something. this .is why, .i love purplebloods. they .are the real fun .in the whole show. the .are the .ones who run this circus media crap. .and .if some lowbie will, .it'll have my respects for such movement.
K--<im not a hemochaser but for some reason 95% of women ive ever been interested in have been olive/jade. what is it about green girls

Thinking about moirai/s \/\/ho kiss and snugg/e and say / /o\/e you

Friend/y reminder that kismeses can (and shou/d!!!) sti// ha\/e safe\/\/ords #nsf\/\/

/'m TH/S c/ose to \/\/riting the trashiest, smuttiest, most indu/gent b/ackrom no\/e/ A/ternia has e\/er seen #nsf\/\/

My matesprit is a highb/ood and / get horny about that fact sometimes (She made me post this `>.>˴) #nsf\/\/

Got grubscars on the pan,..,.,...,.,,.,.,.., #nsf\/\/

Thinking about buckets `<.<˴ Fu// ones `>.>˴ #nsf\/\/

"/'m rea//y stressed, can you tie me up and hurt me?" <> "/'m rea//y stressed, can / tie you up and hurt you?" #nsf\/\/

This is some of the most high qua/ity hornyposting /'\/e seen on this site e\/er, keep up the great \/\/ork e\/eryone /:) #nsf\/\/

BDSM in f/ushed re/ationships - /ntimate/y exp/oring one another's kinky side BDSM in pitch re/ationships - Pushing one another e\/er so s/ight/y past \/\/hat you \/\/ou/d norma//y be comfortab/e \/\/ith for the sake of forcing your partner to better themse/\/es BDSM in pa/e re/ationships - Uti/izing kink for stress re/ief and emotiona/ regu/ation BDSM in ashen re/ationships - https://fi/e.garden/aPTQ6_7myCk\/\/rfZh/GEsaEgMaoAArCQr.jpg #nsf\/\/

/ need someone to tie me up and hurt me and / don't think / care \/\/hat quadrant #nsf\/\/ #yearning

Se\/era/ humans on this site ha\/e pri\/ate/y reached out asking for "Mommy ASMR" \/\/hich as far as / can te// is a human thing \/\/here the speaker character is in a f/ushed or pa/e re/ationship \/\/ith the /istener character, but is a/so pretending to be their /usus? / don't think / get it

\/\/ho needs s/eep any\/\/ay

I Am The " Throat Goat ", And By That I Mean I Can Chug A Whole Can Of Arizona Iced Tea No Problem. #positive

Something \/\/orth mentioning regarding pai/ing season: Chittr seems to do its best in syncing up \/arious time/ines and a/ternate uni\/erses such that e\/ents happen at the same "time" for e\/eryone, but it's not perfect! Some uni\/erses and p/anets send out the drones to co//ect fi/ia/ pai/s on a different schedu/e, so make sure to check \/\/ith the jades at your /oca/ ca\/ern (or \/\/hoe\/er might be responsib/e for that kind of thing in your time/ine) #nsf\/\/































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