ALRIGHT! I think I've got something we can work with. From here on out, I'll 8e referring my little listening party she8ang as "Vriska's Tastefully Mixed 8eats" and tagging with #VTMB, so make sure to follow if you don't wanna miss out! Let's see what you guys think of the nightly themes. Vote now on your palmhusks! - Melancholy Monday: This one is pretty self-explan8ory. This one's for all you sad sacks and yearners. 8ring your tear-jerkers. - Techno Tuesday: Not JUST for techno, 8ut it needed to 8e alliter8ive. You understand. House, trance, du8step, drum & 8ass, doesn't matter! It's rave night. - World Wednesday: Time to get worldly, 8itches! This night's for songs from all around the world, in any language you can think of! NO 8ORING ENGLISH/ALTERNIAN SHIT. SHAKE IT UP. - Thrash Thursday: You already know what's up. Metal of any and every kind! Fuck it up. - Flow Friday: Rap. Hip-hop. R&8. Grime. If it doesn't have flow, I don't wanna hear it!!!!!!!! - Serene Saturday: I know you hipsters and hippies wanted a day, so you get Saturday! Folk, classical, country, any of your most soothing avant-garde 8ullshit! - Shuffle Sunday: Anything and everything! Whatever doesn't fit into the other days or if you just feel like a random gra8-8ag! There will 8e NO respecting of the 'vi8e' here. Put on whatever the hell you feel like hearing! @carbolicGalvanologist Get 8ent. This is MY city now.
WAR. THIS MEANS *WAR.*
D--> I am ready to be used in whatever matter you think most fitting to defeat and upstage this pretender.
I WILL PLOT MY COUNTERATTACK FROM MY LEADER COMMAND CENTER. AWAIT DEPLOYMENT, JANITOR OF THE SONG ORDER. WE'RE GOING TO ROCK HER SHIT.
D--> Yes...yes we shall. Perhaps you should make a post on the dashboard to notify that the war has begun....maybe eve....include...my rank within said war....and what my....meagre...duties will be.
JANITOR, THE FIRST THING I NEED YOU TO CLEAN UP IS YOURSELF. GET A FUCKING TOWEL, MAN.