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movie reviews and other wacky stuff (if i don't forget)! my future with audrey ❤️‍; @amorousChanteuse ((banner by @SvetoShumovaya on twitter))

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there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
@callingCujo[CC]

deserted island: category- movie! GO!

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man, i can't believe my answer's still the same after all these years.

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there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
@callingCujo[CC]

hmm fair and relatable... but also im not a mind reader, whats your answer?

@callingCujo[CC]

sorry! con air.

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there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
@callingCujo[CC]

ohhh thats a good one-- also fun fact (or well not so fun fact) during film production a guy died by the rigged plane falling on him. i think we was like. one of the guys that worked on the plane?

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@callingCujo[CC]

yeah... phil swartz, he was credited at the end of the movie... uh, thanks for the fun fact!

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@thaumicGnostalgia[TG]

where would a gurl f📄nd sum pages around here huh

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@thaumicGnostalgia[TG]

1/8 pages!!!

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don't!!!!!!!! #he's gonna come.

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@thaumicGnostalgia[TG]

what if i want him 2 huh we can hang hav blackjack n hookers (#nsfw 4 dat???) and everything

if he ends up being into all of that and isn't just up for the slendkilling, *then* i'll hand it to you. until then...

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@tentaclesTherapist[TT]

Guy at the register just told me my smile was disrespectful, and that I should smile more genuinely to customers. What does that mean. #workposting

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i think you should beat them up.

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i guess my #sillytoxictrait would be that i'm "concerningly non-confrontational and complacent" when i'm on my meds. i still can't tell if that's a bad thing. also i wasn't very consistent at taking them.

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and i'm also bad at committing to plans sometimes. evidently!

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i'm now being told that i was "kind of an asshole sometimes" before i ever started taking them. where the hell can i get a win!!!

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@amorousChanteuse[AC]

who said that to u.

don't worry about it. :| they have close pal tenure.

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@amorousChanteuse[AC]

hiiiii losers. so, after lots of consideration and 2nd opinions, i've decided 2 post one of the things i had cooking in the vault. wanna thank my co-producer dave @turntechGoghead for helping me with the stupid drum programming & the flow!!! idk if i could’ve done it without his brains. the guitar sample we worked with provided by @aeneasCaldarium here is velvet tiptoe. [ the song attached opens with the dreamlike, unsuspectingly sweet introduction of a synth keyboard, then the first lines sung by cami in a breathy, soft tone to open up the intimate nature of the song. the swooping, deep bassline and delicate guitar chords kick in over the drums, trademark to hip-hop influence. a relaxed tempo meant to carry along the r&b sound alongside the words of a hesitating lover. when cami sings, she sounds every bit reluctant to share her love to the listener, shy even; will he share her feelings after she’s exposed herself? if it feels so wrong, why is it so hard to do what’s right and walk away? could she take that chance? to open herself up to rejection? the fear stalls her from sharing her affections, but soon — she converses hedonistically, not belts or keens — he’ll come realize to find how much she has been waiting to stand at his side if she tries so poorly to hide it. this ache that sits in her heart like rocks too heavy to be carried by a stream. this ache that she cannot part with. the synth chords reinstates the tenderness of her emotions between verses, tethering the fresh simplicity of 90s romance like the words are flowing from the ends of her pen to a diary on a saturday late-night, homely and sweet; nostalgia concocted carefully. then, why not end this push-and-pull that connects them? why can’t she stop going to him? the hook repeats, gliding with the rich melody, nearly hypnotic. when the song comes to its end, its served to be a sensual journey through cami’s inner vacillation, fading out into the end of the beginning. will she, won’t she? ] https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/alpyl7zsllsh2jdx8yi7t/CB22907F-AF9C-4E01-A863-18805866CE36.mov?rlkey=cqeo96iq7uyy5h9ds7a7i9itu&st=xl6h11i4&dl=0 https://i.ibb.co/Q4PDt0x/Untitled408-20260529040434.webp #camimusings #indieartist #violence #suggestive #nsfw

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man that keyboardist can really play a tune. 8O

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@amorousChanteuse[AC]

ikr. i owe him a huge thanks too. any ideas?

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hmm... i dunno... i bet that guy would appreciate something real personal. something he really likes. something really... intimate. like weird al's bad hair day album on original vinyl. ;)

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Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

dude holy shit.

this wasn't from the #edsbeachepisode earlier, but going to the beach got me reminiscing! this was from like 3 or 4 years ago. credit to jade! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/08795b78ed5e.jpg

Kult: +35
Kull: +15
Total: 50
Ratio: 2.33

@SvetoShumovaya on twitter ))

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
#COLLABS
In this world, it's COLLAB or NOTHING.
@amorousChanteuse[AC]

sorry. typo. you look silly.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

uh huh. so silly, i'm sure!

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CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
@insufferablePrick[IP]

wubalubadubdubs or wubalubasubsubs

Kult: +45
Kull: +50
Total: 95
Ratio: 0.90

stop.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
@insufferablePrick[IP]

make me bitch

Kull: +5
Total: 5

i'll expose you on a doc detailing every embarrassing thing you've done! like that one time you called jane my "hot mom".

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
@insufferablePrick[IP]

woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah you wont no balls

make a move and the bunny gets it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/edd632ab3e91.png

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This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
@insufferablePrick[IP]

okay how the fuck do i unrechitt

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This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
@insufferablePrick[IP]

ok this one im alright with as long as you dont bold it or something to imply its like debilitating

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This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
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Say " Cheese ". #beachepisode https://i.imgur.com/f9lbx3y.png

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this was so awesome to see!!!!!!!!

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