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@ectoBiologist

movie reviews and other wacky stuff (if i don't forget)! ((banner by @SvetoShumovaya on twitter))

Blood: IndigoAge: Kult Score: 580Kull Score: 66118 followers28 following

the king's never sounded better than on the big tv's speakers. well, except probably live on concert, but. my house is one of the only places where i can bless @amorousChanteuse with my amazing, not at all annoying singing. https://open.spotify.com/track/76HKOVWqsEg26SECtmw7Rz?si=7b656bccb82744ad

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do you have to serenade me while i’m making breakfast?? you keep tripping me up. :)

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it's the least i could do after you kept begging me to sing that spandau ballet song to you. :)

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stop you’re not supposed to tell people that!!!!! i like the control you have on your voice, and timbre so what! >:(

okay well you're not supposed to tell people THAT! i'm terrible singer. how do i close a chittr thread?

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i like your singing.

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and i like your cooking. boom. this thread is closed!!!

is there a way to use the bathroom without waking up someone who's sleeping on your arm? i'm asking for someone else. #question #qna #q&a #help

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kinda having trouble staying asleep. beautiful song! #nowlistening #nowlisteningto #music https://open.spotify.com/track/2yoaXLItTfWNpdFFpdF3Ti?si=0545ceceebd64048

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(( now's a good time to lay down some headcanons and AU deets! ༄ earth c, post-credits (~5 years after) ༄ epilogues and BC won't happen (but will interact with characters from both!) ༄ 5'8", mixed (caucasian/filipino) ༄ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶h̶o̶m̶o̶s̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶ closeted pansexual ༄ incipient gender dysphoria - a june in waiting ... ༄ chronic depression (medicated most of the time, sometimes not. sometimes weed [thanks davekat]) ༄ same setting as @amorousChanteuse ༄ more juicy stuff through chits and interaction clues ooo 👻 as for ooc ... 👻 dms are open (but are immersive! only either pesterlog style dms, OR for ooc contact. won't action RP in there.) 👻 not here to be a horndog IF it's completely out of character for john 👻 i'm here for laughs, angst, and fun character-accurate poppycock 👻 any characters that could exist in the same time period and setting as my john can be assumed to do exactly that! let's have fun! thanks for having me!! )) #substance #mental-health #depression #dysphoria #genderdysphoria #sexuality

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Philippines mentioned!!!!))))

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IWAGAYWAYYY )

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#nowwatching @amorousChanteuse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a5190141e06.jpg

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thinking of my pals... every next birthday is a little less boring with you guys around. #throwbacktuesday #newbanner ((by @SvetoShumovaya on twitter)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f1a5d98ca5b2.jpg

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im glad it was a good one!! i wont forget it any time soon :)

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((my jade is based on this artist's vers of jade!! :D

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//thats really cool!! :)

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such a beautiful rendition of jade :sob: this artist's john is my fav too!! ))

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triple jade... it's like that one trollcaloid song!

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ボーカロイドの話? せか~いで、一番お姫様様......

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.triple dumbasS

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i love that one!!!

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?you can reaD

with the power of goregle translate! unless this is a more general question. then uh. yes. i can.

is that a fucking horrorthingy on my timeline???

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Yes! There is

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-> Don't Worry About It = Your Total Is $49.25

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@bigSoup[BS]

i dunno. i'm pretty worried. what if they have some kinda supernatural creepy hacker powers? also, can i get some dried mango slices?

-> What They Are Capable Of Is Beyond Our Control, The Only Thing We Can Do Is Focus On What We Control. You Will Always Persist yes Of Course, By The Ounce Or Pound? = Your Total Is $1.50

seeing people i haven't seen in years and are probably dead in my time realy hasn't gotten any less weird.

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D --> Tell me about it.

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wow, you really can't be away for even a little bit before missing something. "what'd i miss?" - thomas jefferson, 1789.

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there's actually some cool accounts with like, interesting facts and trivia on here! maybe this wasn't the worst idea.

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nevermind. i just saw THAT guy on here.

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ttheree can aalsoo be. ffriendss

i hope that's most of it. aside from mildly humorous hijinks and moderately mitigated poppycock.

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um. i llikee yyourr. ssillyy wwordss ::)

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hehe, thanks! couldn't have done it without growing up on good ol' colonel sassacre. may god rest his soul.

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sorry, i think i've been hating a lot of posts on instinct. i need to lighten up.

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u kno when u see someones post and ur like damnnnn bro needs a FUDGEin chill pill thats when u gotta mediate their SUGAR CUBE yk? hope dis helps bro

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i'm not sure what this means, and i should probably be sure before i give you any green light whatsoever.

i know exactly what you mean. (???)

I Am Capable Of Bioluminescence Of A Sort

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ohhhhhh! no yeah it totally landed! unrelated, but how do i delete a hasty chit?

god dammit i did the early reply thing again.

I Think In The Most Simple Terms Relating To Human Culture I Can Dilute It Down To A Mediation Can Be Equated To Going Quote Stop That Unquote In A Personal And Getting Yourself Involved Sort Of Way

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right like yeah bro you really got me soothed and smoothed things out with that post. really diplo'd the hell out of that zinger. guess you just got to get your peacemaker game up to get your mediation on until you understand i dunno what to tell you.

i think you've got mediation confused with meditation, dude.

hehehehe!!!

i slept absolutely terribly. i think this merits what dave calls a #fellforitagainaward haha. that's just like me! ugh.

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note to self: wait for meds to wear off before smoking weed for an afternoon nap. #substance

psa: i'll get to following back and liking and all that good stuff after i wake up from this awesome afternoon nap. that includes the girl that i'm planning on blocking. >:( just kidding. maybe. #nap #sleep #itswarmoutrightnow #thesunsreallynice

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okay i'll probably get to the rest of this later. i really need to fall asleep right now.

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nooooo he's going to snore up a hurricane.

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you're not even here to hear it right now!! and for the record, i slept terribly.

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stayed up too long thinking about me. how sad!!

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hi chittr! sorry i'm late. i was on the fence about doing the whole social media thing again after i smashed my phone from ragebait. but a certain someone got tired of not being able to send me videos, so. here i am! boom. i dunno what to do with this.

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Welcome, may you find people who bring you peace.

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welcome! yoU'll no doUbt see many an odd thing on here.

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@theSufferer[TS]

thanks! i'm sure they're out and about.

"there's no doubt about it." - ray charles, 2004.

actually, i don't think ray charles actually said that. that might've been jamie foxx playing ray charles.

how do i delete a cheet? a chit?