john egbert
@ectoBiologist
movie reviews and other wacky stuff (if i don't forget)! my future with audrey ❤️; @amorousChanteuse ((banner by @SvetoShumovaya on twitter))
man. the #funfair was so fun i didn't even look at my phone once. whoops!
i guess my #sillytoxictrait would be that i'm "concerningly non-confrontational and complacent" when i'm on my meds. i still can't tell if that's a bad thing. also i wasn't very consistent at taking them.
and i'm also bad at committing to plans sometimes. evidently!
i'm now being told that i was "kind of an asshole sometimes" before i ever started taking them. where the hell can i get a win!!!
ohhhh! *this* is why cami asked me for a toxic trait. i thought for sure that it was over for me.
this wasn't from the #edsbeachepisode earlier, but going to the beach got me reminiscing! this was from like 3 or 4 years ago. credit to jade! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/08795b78ed5e.jpg
pics from @amorousChanteuse 's phone! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b045f77089c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1a4650b2bad6.png #beachepisode #edsbeachepisode
from the homestuck^2 team https://www.patreon.com/posts/37371495 , and jerena from deviantart! https://www.deviantart.com/jerena/art/Beach-Day-667670446 ))
i don't think i've ever seen so many dudes in bikinis at once as much as earlier haha. #edsbeachepisode #beachepisode
also before anyone comes up to me just to ask me to be their personal ac unit i'm gonna try to be keeping up a nice breeze in the whole area. only dave, rose, jade and cami get special ac privileges. or if you're a close-ish friend not on that list. or a trusted friend of that close-ish friend.
you know what, it's become alarmingly hard to tell nowadays. just don't bite anyone!
unless you meant ankles, and not jades. bite anyone's in the ac unit sphere and you're out!
i dunno, the circle's getting kinda full. maybe if you apologized to cami...
guess i'm going to the beach! oh gog she's going to find out how bad i sunburn.
i don't want my phone overheating... i should be fine not bringing it, right?
i haven't seen a single chit originating the beach discussion. all i've seen are chits being confused about the beach!!
THEN KEEP SCROLLING OR JuST LOOK THROuGH CASPERS CHITS
oh. sorry. i just have a knee jerk reaction to deeply disdaining caliborns. i don't know if you're anything like the one i know.
I TRY NOT TO BE HONESTLY I LIKE TO THINK IM MORE MELLOW COMPARED TO THE OTHER VARIANTS OF ME
huh! well, there's really only one question i care about: would you kill everyone i know and love, including me, given the chance?
WHAT? NO DuDE I DIDN'T EVEN KILL MY SISTER IN MY TIMELINE WE BOTH ACTuALLY PLAYED SBuRB TOGETHER
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i've been surprisingly busy just going out and enjoying doing stuff. especially with my girlfriend. this #nowlistening is dedicated to all that good stuff! plus, it gives me an excuse to actually chit instead of just scrolling sometimes. https://open.spotify.com/track/7LMajLn4v2ZWmLcfE1a7DY?si=db908fec01ca41e4
hehehehe she called me her boyfriend. #notveryvagueposting
'cause love's such an old-fashioned word and love dares you to care for the people on the edge of the night and love dares you to change our way of caring about ourselves #lyricposting #nowlistening #music https://open.spotify.com/track/2fuCquhmrzHpu5xcA1ci9x?si=010a4b48a00642f9
now probably a good time as any to make better plans. and i'll do it right here for accountability! i'm gonna try seeing my psychiatrist again. especially uh, on the topic of my meds. #mental-health
@barackObama @uranianUmbra @imJunior @homeSickness sorry for the mention bomb, but. i wanna thank you all for being way smarter than me about it and trying to kick my ass in the right direction. your chits meant a lot in hindsight.
and last but not the least, special thanks to @amorousChanteuse for being the slap in the face i really needed! hehe go stream her song "still dreaming". she's a special one.
so uhh... i actually had a really good day today!
always lovely to see! what's been on the agenda? my wife and i took a nice walk, and had a lovely conversation with the man rUnning a local plant shop. it seems to be jUst one of those lovely days! ^u^
oh man that DOES sound indubitably lovely! ours was a really spontaneous thing gog bless her haha. @amorousChanteuse came over and we ate together, watched a couple videos and movies and did uh. some other stuff. we spent basically the whole day together now that i think about it. i feel really good!
we did! we decided oUr hoUse was lacking in alternian/beforan flora, so we boUght a galleaf and one of those lovely rainbow bloodshades! ^u^ oh, and oUr daUghter reqUested a calochortUs to take care of.
someone's knocking at my door. time to finally get up after... 2 days? #mental-health
@amorousChanteuse i miss you. #directposting
i feel like something bad's gonna happen soon.
'hmm' what? why the fuck are you typing like that? you're creeping me out!
I CAN GUARANTEE IT. ITS CALLED YOU GETTING FUCKING OWNED.
just because you said this, now i wholeheartedly believe that absolutely nothing bad will happen!
THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE MY INTULLECTUAL INFERIOR AND DONT UNDERSTAND HOW TO PLAY A GOOD MOTHERFUCKING GAME. I JUST REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY'D YOU TO PUT YOUR GUARD DOWN.
reverse psychology this wise guy: /raises my middle finger!!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW. TO A CHERUB. THE MIDDLE FINGER IS A VERY HATEFUL. ROMANTIC GESTURE. NOW I KNOW YOU ARE A PERFECTLY HETEROSEXUAL MALE AND WOULD NEVER INDICATE INTEREST IN A FELLOW BRO. HOWEVER. ITS GROSS. DON'T DO THAT!
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YES. I AM BAITING YOU. INTO A LOSE LOSE SITUATION. BECAUSE MY GAMES ARE UNFUCKINGWINNABLE!!!!! I AM THE MASTER BAITER. AND YOUVE BEEN BAITED BY ME TOO MANY TIMES TO COUNT, CUCKBERT.
man, i feel so weird. it's been so long since i've hesitated just even saying hi to people over text. #nostalgia #nostalgic #depression #mental-health