♦ pitied by @ectoBiologist
i think the bug is with the user base actually. and its that they all suck
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new chittr bug appears to have cropped up. my posts are getting no likes despite how good they are. maybe like button is broken?
GUYS MY FUCKING HEEL SNAPPED ON MY WAY TO THE VENUE 💔 so happy to be here hhhh.
1/8 pages!!!
where would a gurl f📄nd sum pages around here huh
IF YOU SEE THIS POST MULTIPLE TIMES, NO, IT IS NOT ANOTHER FUCKING TIME RECURSION. BUT I *AM* CHITTING THIS FROM INSIDE OF MAIDJAIL. WHICH I HAVE RE-ENTERED. VOLUNTARILY. BECAUSE I NEED A FUCKING NAP, AND I DON'T WANT ANY FORCE IN THIS OR ANY UNIVERSE TO GET IN THE WAY OF THAT, RIGHT NOW. I AM CALLING THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB TO ACTION. YES. RIGHT AFTER COMING BACK FROM TROLL EDO. I NEED THIS. LET ME HAVE THIS. WE WILL BE WATCHING MY FAVORITE FILM. MY FAVORITE. FUCKING. FILM. THE 2009 SPONGE-BENDING PANFUCK ROMANCE OF ALL TIME, MR. NOBODY. I'M GOING TO GIVE A BIT OF A WARNING WITH THIS ONE. IT'S DENSE. IT'S SERIOUS. RATED R MOSTLY FOR SEXUAL CONTENT AND SOME EMOTIONALLY ABDOMINAL SAUSAGE-RENDING SCENES, BUT THE REAL THING YOU NEED TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT IS THAT IT'S A HUMAN FRENCH FILM. IN ENGLISH, BUT IT STILL READS LIKE A HUMAN FRENCH FILM. SO BE WARNED. THIS SHIT GETS WEIRD. TENTATIVE START TIME IS AT 5 PM PST [PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME] ON SUNDAY, 5/31. I'LL SET THIS CHITT TO LOOP A FEW TIMES IN THE NEXT BILUNAR PERIGEE OR TWO SO THAT IT GETS SEEN, AND I'LL SEND THE LINK OUT WHEN IT'S TIME. RSVP, IF YOU GIVE A SHIT. STILL TAKING A HUNDRED-SWEEP NAP. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY #MRNOBODY
Sometimes I consider. Turning back around. A little bit.
Guy at the register just told me my smile was disrespectful, and that I should smile more genuinely to customers. What does that mean. #workposting
This is truly the torment nexus. Three Meghan Trainor songs. A bad country song. I think I’m safe. Fourth Meghan Trainor song.
Why has the 7/11 played 3 Meghan Trainor songs in a row.
i am all toxic traits.
hate when i wake up from my naps feeling groggy and sick to my tummy. wtf is up w/ that.
ty. if you brush up on more guitar, i’m happy 2 include a little violet flare to my songs more often. (and i hate mapping out guitar chords also)
the bigasss letters too john et toot farte you unmitigated asscheek splinter you nonmotherfucker you fucker of anything but sweet glazed cheek moms what did i ever even do to you that was so grave as to justify this im hurt real hurt john hurt youre gonna walk that lonesome valley actually wait no im johnny cash my empire of dirt its yours john im burying you in it six feet under youre a dead motherfucker next i see you you little twit i cant believe im tolerating this disrespect in the sistine chapel of my rick and morty low effort shitpost
john you gotta help me stop you
okay how the fuck do i unrechitt
what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck you even included a pronunciation guide this is serious how do i report this to the mod team
duuuud3... 1 tot4lly ov3rsl3pt. whoops. h4h4h4. no b34ch p4rty for m3. L4M3.
they let me keep my palmhusk while i’m w/)rking please f/)r the l/)ve /)f everything if y/)u are g/)ing t/) make /)ut in a dark hallway please remember that these walls are thin as fuck i d/) n/)t want t/) hear that shit /)n my lunch break. i can’t even cl/)ck /)ut until like 4 m/)re h/)urs fml #nsfw?
Can't have anything on this 8itch of an Earth. ::::/
too sick. for. beach goings. sad. i will continue. to hack up gunk. in my burrow.
▲I'm actually gonna reverse quit smoking. Just gonna double down, go from a pack a day to two wish me luck i guess▼ #substance
For multiple reasons I will not be attending the beach episode unfortunately. Primarily due to my current biology involving parts of my body with Eldritch tendrils that have a tendency to strangle anyone who gets near me, the sigils of elder gods engraved in my skin and my current sensitivity to sunlight. I also am a tad self conscious about how I look I suppose. #Suggestive
i’m goin tg. to lose my mind. i can’t sleep!!!!
good morning ugh
sometimes u just wake up feeling evil.
I LOVE SHITTY ONLINE VIDEOGAME LOOT CRATES #Gam8ling
i'm sooooooooooo dumb. oh m ygod.
too fat and stupid and ugly to fit in the locker. so like fucking sorry i guess.
omfg who are you and why are you not stuffed in a locker????
At times, I dwell on what I did back on Earth-C, but what's done is done. I cannot change the past, only how I move forward. I miss you dearly, Jake, wherever you are. Same with John, Roxy, Dirk and everyone else. I wish I could properly tell you how sorry I am. Small #Vent
♤ Why Do I Feel Like I'm About To Be Kidnapped Or Something Malicious Like That ♤
I Am Not Good With Computers
LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT. LOOK AT IT. I CAN'T FATHOM HOW SHE EVEN GOT IT THIS BAD. NOTHING BUT SEVERE DECOMPOSITION COULD HAVE GOTTEN THE ABLUTION BLOCK INTO A STATE OF THIS MUCH GROTTY FUCKING PUTRESCENCE. THIS ABLUTION BLOCK HAS HAD A LONGER DAY THAN *I* HAVE. AND SINCE THE MOMENT I SET FROND IN THIS GRUBFORSAKEN GREEN LABYRINTH, I FEEL LIKE THE DAY THAT *I'VE* HAD HAS YET TO FUCKING CEASE. NOT EVEN THE LAMEST EXCUSE FOR A DAYMARE-INFESTED NAP ON THE LOUNGEPLANK DID ANYTHING TO UNFUCK MY SPONGE AFTER THE LAST GAUNTLET MY SUPERVISOR FROM HELL THREW MY WAY. LIKE I'M LIVING ONE LONG, CONTINUOUS WORK-NIGHT. NO TENS. NO THIRTIES. AND NO LIMIT WITHIN SIGHT OF HOW MANY HOURS CAN BE CONTAINED WITHIN A SINGLE BILUNAR PERIGEE. AS FAR AS I'M AWARE, KARKAT'S LONG DAY AT THE LONG DAY MANSION #KLDATLDM #NOTPUNCHYENOUGH IS AT AN ONGOING THIRTY-TWO HOURS AND COUNTING. AND THAT'S A BALLPARK ESTIMATE, BASED OFF COUNTING THE RINGS UNDER MY FUCKING GANDERBULBS. FUCK ME. I'M GOING TO WRING HER NECK LIKE A TOWEL. SIGH. LET'S GET THIS GRUBLOAF. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/FFAC10FCDC1F.PNG
so which one of u is givin me all yo $$$ willingly cuz leijon said im gettin shella clams today unless she meant im stealin from sum random mf for tha halibut
americans trying to explain food: so imagine a burger
call me dave the way i be strider
heck yeah!!!! ive been trying to call her all night, im glad that shes in good feathers!!! especially if shes not coming home any time soon :|
same. sadly.
BOR3D. >:[
don't want it anymore. it'll be too late
no, like. literally.
why haven't you!!!!!!!!
like oh my god there are so many things that piss me off lately!!! and they make me want to scream at people!!!!!! but i know a lot of them dont deserve it all that much :/
my tummy hurts
Im gonna keep bedrotting its the new trend
BLU3 BUZZB4LL S4V3 M3 *R1GHT NOW* #SUBST4NC3
I slept almost all night, and even then I’m still exhausted ueyegrhrgherghh did I miss anything good
UNFORTUN4T3LY
i finally decide to set my banner and the gif i normally use doesnt fit :(
had a few drinks by myself this evenin n didnt feel liek hittin my head against the wall out of pure shame n dread, i call this character development #substance #selfharm ig
𖦤 ^ / Same / question / but / ironically :||
im gonna get soooo fucked up 2nite #substance
fuck hal kicked me off his mc account and i was doing something
taking applications for a SBURB session 8 total players https://forms.gle/STSwh4kjJ2uBk5Qk6 you will be messaged on if you are in or not once i decide who the best to recruit along are #saraSBURBsession #thegame #saraapplications (hashtag provided in case you wish to block it)
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K--<saw what i thought was a very beautiful butch trans woman but they were actually just a guy
Serves me right for typing 8008135 too many times. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/815ad19b2cc2.png
I wisssh I had literally anytthing elsse to talk about otther tthan ssex. maybe I'm jjusst a very boring persson. #nssfw
i know the time guy doesnt have time to freestyle well its true i dont
nvm i decided i felt corny basically posting a thirst trap on my bike. 💔
do you think it was nonchalant when i sent him a voice message of me singing the song he had in his status "when you think of me am i the best youve ever had"
pains me to say it but i kinda miss faygo had a phase where id only drink that shit and i think it gave me some kind of radiation but id be lying if i said it wasnt good
(take your meds before i come over there and force you to.)
Hmm.
(IT FUCKING MIGHT KILL YOU ACTUALLY AND YOU WONT FEEL BETTER YOU'LL FEEL WORSE NOW TAKE YOUR MEDS YOU WERE PRESCRIBED THEM FOR A REASON.)
Interesting.
(TAKE YOUR MEDS TAKE YOUR MEDS TAKE YOUR MEDS.)
john im being real this is a BAD idea. @barackObama help me out here. youre all about meds and shit
JJBA is overrated. #inflamatory #ragebait
I'm actually up this time, "fr fr" as they would say these days.
... I think I hit the time of night where my head starts going sideways.
A bit of a slow night tonight on my sketches, I apologize. The migraines get exponentially worse by the day.
I'd like to say I'm not a hater, but that would be a lie. I fear there is hate behind my eyes.
Shot a bunch of dudes. That's really all there is to say on the matter.
man. i miss miami. :( yk, before we fucking destroyed the earth and all.
i don't need another nap i don't need another nap i don
I love my cigarette :D #su8stance
THE WORLD IS SO FULL OF WONDER I JUST SAW A GUY GET ONTO A BUS THAT THEN EXPLODED! WOW #NATURE
(・ω・)b Do I get bonus points for this. I think half of Outglut hates me right now. @dailyQuests https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bad08f540671.gif
⊹₊˚{ THERE IS LITERALLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH EVERY MAN WHOS GOT GILLS }~ࡇ\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i GENUINELY dont know why i even bother anymore! EVEN COMMONERS TREAT ME BETTER THAN THIS!!!! #girlglubbing #UGHHHH }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I look like I haven't slept in weeks.
FUCK I REPEATED IM STUPID
i'm a sir. do not break this.
c< wrONg geNder, parry activated, prepare 2 get full cOMbOd >c
my ex is on chittr nowiefjsfoidsfdsoifdiasidofjfsifdsiojfdsf #vaguepost
(yes, I managed to create my account alone...the green sun told me how to...it is strange that sometimes I hear the sun whisper things about the end of the world and other times it is just "you have to click enter") Woof
YES. it wants to kill me!!!!
ok, i tried tagging him back there. i'm scared i'll tag the wrong egdork.
it’s going to kill me before i could get my song “dreaming still” on the top 50 charts. this is the worst.
:(
always remember with t0xic women - if y0u eat her out and y0u die she's pois0nous, if she sucks y0u off and y0u die she's venomous. in either situati0n you're weak. #nsfw
john had to drop me off for the evening! i’m real bored.
uh! :B
Hmm. /^\ |#| |===| |0| | | ===== Writing @ectoBiologist#9894 _||_||_ will tag the correct user!! -------
Looks like we're adding a new section into the cringe compil8ion, now featuring an f(art) corner. The opener to the amuseum, is a piece 8y one titled ~ '"Chicken Dance" - Calderus, Circa 2026, Medium: MS (Pain)t" ~ A little 8it a8out the piece: We see two red 8alls and neon green noise masquerading as composition in a void. The 8alls look less like sym8olism and more like eyes which have detached out of sheer em8arrassment at 8eing associ8ed with the rest of the 8ody. The white is doing nothing except loudly insisting it means something, which it doesn’t. Cheru8s usually only wear white when they’re either cosplaying a 8etter species or he's insecure a8out his male pattern 8aldness. Overall: I think we’re looking at a piece that asks the question: “What if my eyes a8andoned my 8ody 8ecause I cannot 8e trusted to 8ehave correctly in pu8lic,” and then immedi8ely forgets to answer it 8ecause it got distracted 8y dog-woman attraction.
Strider flarping as a human president? Straight into the cringe compil8tion mines.
ヾ(＾-＾)ノ Saw a drone today. I drew a smiley face on its back! Yay!
i’m sleepy and so so hungry.
https://open.spotify.com/track/2jjsghppatm8lxeyjd95fw?si=abwd9vzstig9tbu-rxi_6q voy desveladooooo 😭
my bank account is not gonna like this.
don’t triple react me! you got what’s coming to u
actually my window will stay shut tonight btw unrelated and also i use my block button quite liberally.
do i look like a girl that begs!!!
https://i.ibb.co/20vkbxh1/img-6785.jpg stop eating my food you chud. i have no money
god it feels good to be free free to eat my W meals again https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2205.jpeg
..am i gonna sound stupid if i ask what gooning means?
)(ook, Line,
what am i SUPPSOEd to dO with this httPs://i.imgur.com/Ju2SPZb.Png #suggestive
｢kyahh!!! n-nani!?! a kyutieful gyirl approaching boku on the street!?!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nani means "woaah, what!! megane-san doesn't know what to do!"]
Ah, shit. I think the Boss is gonna fight another Boss, and I dunno where I'm slidin' into this. On the one hand, I'm loyal to th' Boss, but on the otha hand, I'm also loyal to th' Boss. This is just a mess of saltine crackers everywhere.
I am hopeless, restless. I do not even know where to begin. I contemplate my own sense of self, and the advice I receive, albeit amazing, is not sufficient. Feeling can only do so much, when I wish to just be. I can writhe in pain, lay battered on the floor and stream tears of misery. Yet it is all fake. A facade. I want to be more. My only solace comes from the fact my body can emulate the human experience of being a meat bag, yet only to a point. How do you wrestle with the fact of nonexistence? Not death, but the shear thought of being nothing more than a walking talking object.
bein on this hand holdy pusher wwebsite has made significantly more hemoist total landlubber genocide is not enough their pale highblood sycophants need to join them in the mass pyre only wwhen evvery last wwoke piece a shit soyblood has expired wwill i knoww peace
nah i want the soda i just need to figure out how to pay for it
hey whats the caps to caegars conversion rate i fucked up and ordered a bunch of soda
wwhy did nobody tell me l*wwbl**d is a slur wwwwhat the fuck
:) good morning silly.
um!!! listening to my music isn’t a thing to be ashamed of?? i’m reporting you actually.
▲if you wear a magenta leather jacket everyone gets to make fun of you for it forever so▼
▼it is, and I'm still so bold to say stick to the black leather, i think that'll be around your skill level▲
omg i’m so sleepy.