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@slopMaster

i am the SLOP MASTER i review SLOP and i am a MASTER at it SEND ME YOUR SLOP AND ILL REVIEW IT!

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🫟 ꒦꒷ HEY HEY HEY CHITTR IT ME COOL HOTSGUY I AM THE SLOP MASTER ALSO KNOWN AS MASTER OF SLOP I LOVE SLOP, ILL REVIEW IT, ILL LOVE IT AND ILL REVIEW THE SLOP YOU SEND ME! IT CAN BE ANY SLOP FOOD, MEDIA, IMAGES, ANYTHING!!! ILL SALIVATE FOR IT LIKE A RABID BEAST SEND IN YOUR SLOP HERE: https://forms.gle/rZUeztjTcJDYeCCz5 ITS A PLEASURE TO MEET ALL OF YOU ○□○

🫟 ꒦꒷ HAWKEYE!

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🫟 ꒦꒷ for being the COOL HOTSGUY and SLOP MASTER I need more followers maybe then ill become a SLOP MONK

🫟 ꒦꒷ second SLOP of the day. This one is dissapointing, i can point out what two or more things in this are. Nonetheless, I do like the grey-ish sludge. Unfortunately, I will not analyze it as its let me down. 2/10 https://64.media.tumblr.com/d45ef887c178413ea113bbfb324dcccb/8ab75024eaab099c-54/s1280x1920/dbb79543aa7ccc5c70696a581f9fc185efde659e.png

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꒰8 a LittLe bit of this and a LittLe bit of that, huh bozz 8꒱

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🫟 ꒦꒷ OH WOW I ALREADY GOT ANOTHER SLOP PETITION

🫟 ꒦꒷ OKAY todays and my first ever chittr SLOP review. Lets see So at first glance this seems like a solid piece of SLOP, mystery ingredients... except. what to me seems to be some kind of leek? A SLOPs faulty is to have recognizable and identifiable traits that makes you go "Ah ha! that's scrambled eggs." I cannot tell what the rest is, I'm especially a big fan of the white oval inside of this SLOPpy looking dish. The fine grains that makes me doubt what im looking at is simply beautiful in a way, the not so common colour give this a very unique look. Again, I am doubting what I'm looking at. At first, what sits above the SLOP seems to be liquid? I can't tell but it looks like fat build up which is kinda disgusting, a strong factor that works in favour of SLOP is the overall grossness, if it isnt a little gross, is it really SLOP? the consistency seems pretty regular, but not exactly appetizing regular. It makes it eerie, this dish of SLOP has a very certain look to it that makes it kinda fancy but SLOPish in nature. Id looks like it would taste of garlic, egg and milk... It's a pretty solid piece of SLOP but it has its faults. 8/10 https://file.garden/agQ30QzKlhVH5YDa/IMG_8721.jpeg

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-> I Presume The Oval Is A Hard Boiled Egg Of Some King = Your Total Is $6.10

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@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

funfact: i kn/)w what’s in that sl/)p and it d/)esn’t include any milk

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🫟 ꒦꒷ THE WAY ITS SHAPED...it looks like snake eggs...

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-> Yummers = Your Total Is $9.99

🫟 ꒦꒷ SEND SLOP PLEASE PLEASE IM BEHGING PELAD RODLNEO LOS DO PPSMO P https://forms.gle/rZUeztjTcJDYeCCz5 10% money back guarantee

🫟 ꒦꒷ the SLOP MASTER has awoken from his deserved slumber I CANNOT WAIT to review more SLOP

🫟 ꒦꒷ ok no wait the SLOP MASTER might just sleep for a few more minutes

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🫟 ꒦꒷ good morning or good night THE SLOP MASTER IS AWAKE! #SLOPposting

🫟 ꒦꒷ THE SLOP MASTER IS GOING TO SLEEP remember to send in your SLOP so I can review it https://forms.gle/rZUeztjTcJDYeCCz5

🫟 ꒦꒷ now the SLOP MASTER has a pfp. FEAST YOUR EYES UPON MY HANDSOME FACE! YES THAT IS THE REAL SLOP MASTER FACE NO I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A SLOP MASTER YET I AM im just handsome I CANNOT HELP IT

🫟 ꒦꒷ the SLOP MASTER doesn't need a job HE HAS WORKED BEFORE AND IT IS NOT FULFILLING id rather review SLOP and not get paid than throw my life away for a dream that won't come true. #deepSLOPposting

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🫟 ꒦꒷ IF THERE ISNT ANY SLOP AT THE BEACH THEN IM NOT GOING

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🫟 ꒦꒷ THE SLOP MASTER also likes music https://open.spotify.com/track/56k2ztFw7hQRzDeoe80pJo?si=6BO3Km0xTHahJ6BbfB9Ziw

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🫟 ꒦꒷ i am very nice looking AND YOU ARENT MY SLOP REVIEWS MAKES THE CHICKS AND THE JOCKS MELT FOR ME and they don't for you CLEARLY SOMEONE IS THE WINNER HERE

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@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

what even is sl/)p

-> You Understand Nothing = Your Total Is $3.50

🫟 ꒦꒷ SLOP noun (1) Synonyms of SLOP a : digital content of low quality that is produced usually in quantity by means of artificial intelligence An AI-enabled social media future also raises concerns around deterring AI SLOP—mass-produced, junky and superficial content that clogs up the web and social media accounts. —Katyn Chedra Slop can now be found anywhere, from unsettling images on Trollbook of Jegus fused with prawns to poorly written Kindle books … —Tessen Bennet broadly : a product of little or no value : rubbish watching the usual SLOP on TV b : food waste (such as garbage) fed to animals : swill sense 2a c : excreted body waste —usually used in plural 2 : soft mud : slush 3 : thin tasteless drink or liquid food —usually used in plural 4 : liquid spilled or splashed

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🫟 ꒦꒷ IM GONNA SHOPLIFT and you can't do anything about it

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@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

well damn

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-> I Have Eyes Everywhere = Your Total Is $1.99

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@bigSoup[BS]

🫟 ꒦꒷ ILL STILL SHOPLIFT

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-> And I Have Rats = Your Total Is $2.50

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🫟 ꒦꒷ i will EAT THEM

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-> Impossible, They Will Eat You First = Your Total Is $4.13

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X LOOK OUT HE TOOK MY PRESSURE WASHER IDEA #nsfw x

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@singularityManifest[SM]

Giving Do★n wh★t I like to c★ll "The Blue" https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6cfb1bd9d492.png

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<<"i would eat "the blue" or at least try it">>

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Do★n ★te it too, he didn't like it very much. (still tipped though)

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The type of bullshit those in my employ are up to instead of working themselves raw:

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K★ikk★ sometimes you just m★ke noises ★nd I don't know wh★t to m★ke of them. Now is one of those times.

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The Blue is going to be the next big thing

🫟 ꒦꒷ that pancake looks like SLOP #like

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Now hold on I never s★id th★t. Just th★t I do not ★lw★ys underst★nd them.

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Hm. Are you looking for small-s€ale investors?

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catch MMe pullin up to the function in this. #nsfw in case you ain’t wanna see MMy rack bahahaha https://cdn.iMMgchest.coMM/files/13c75f71e54c.png

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thanks hoMMie hey how are you feelin

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:33< MEOW!!!

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i'll be alri6ht. just pushin' throu6h 'n' all. bit of verti6o. kinda wish i Could just float around in spaCe for a while 'n' not have to think about anythin' for a few hours but i 6uess that'd just mean 6oin' to sleep a6ain 'n' i Can't do that ri6ht now. body says awake. i'll be okay. have to be, really.

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you’re a real tough trooper hoMMie that’s for sure you should get yourself a lil soMMethin nice to eat or drink MMaybe soMMe warMM tea or MMilk that shit always calMMs the nerves right down

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i'll see what i Can do. thanks, miCahh.

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no probleMM MMan hope you get to relax a lil

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Yes!

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oh hey big j what’s up

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Interesting.

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sick glad to hear it MMan have fun with the blade

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🫟 ꒦꒷ sooner or later ill get a pfp of me i don't have any good pictures all the ones i have is where i am reviewing SLOP! THOSE DON'T WORK IF IM COVERED IN THE SLUDGE!

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