♦ pitied by @slopMaster
the nutrition 8lock is too far from you I need to stay close and the echo8easts are everywhere outside the 8lock so I 8arely have to elave
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VIOLENT EMERGENCY my tummy hurts and my head hurts puppy needs a nap good8ye for a few hours
okay which human is projecting their cyclical mammalian cramps onto me what the fuck OW
just g/)t asked t/) dinner and i refused cus y/)u never kn/)w man. shit c/)uld be p/)is/)n/)us. /)r like maybe they put a strategically placed guill/)tine right ab/)ve my chair and because my p/)sture is h/)rrible it will pr/)bably take my head clean /)ff #vi/)lence #g/)re? #playingthel/)nggame #isthish/)wkirafelt
FUCK I had some stupid 8ullshit primed and ready in the 8ar and then refreshed my page like an IDIOT and LOST IT. they gotta take me out 8ack
shit /)n here is s/) b/)ring i alm/)st want t/) risk my life int/) getting inv/)lved int/) s/)me b/)ring argument. ALM(\ST.
whoag turns out…8ronchodilators make me feel NOT GREAT !! 8ut I had a nap so I’m feeling less shaky. I think my matesprit is asleep hehehe
did not get stuck with cartoon chemicals 8ut I was told yes I have car8on monoxide poisoning and I should stay here the light for o8servation 8ut WE STAY WINNING
I have gone from one very large waiting 8lock.... INTO ANOTHER WAITING 8LOCK !! 8ut this one is smaller and they said the head mediculler will 8e in soon ૮ ・ﻌ・ა
yeah 8reathing does not feel great right now, I will not lie. 8urger is tasty though !!
my 8ar may have 8een set painfully low 8y past experiences yes...
gweuughh
hey Creator, it's Florid; I just wanna know how 8ig it is. please please please #suggestive
awwww, 8ut you're cute when you're flustered !!
GRRRR sseetth┇ng w┇tth jjea|oussy (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻
EVERYPUPPY 8OUTTA 8E INFLATED 8IG AND ROUND IF I END UP IN ONE MORE HORRIFIC NIGHTMARE DIMENSION I WILL MAKE IT EVERYPUPPYS PRO8LEM
I hAvE bEEn grAntEd A nEw nIcknAmE! cAptAIn ObvIOUs I dO nOt knOw why It hAs bEEn gIftEd tO mE bUt I Am qUItE glAd tO hAvE It thAnk yOU frIEnd kArkAt :)
shavin the left half of MMy head bald n leavin the other half norMMal
Do★n ★te it too, he didn't like it very much. (still tipped though)
>> Not a11 of them! Or even moડt of them But there are maybe too many at th¡ડ po¡nt
>> How many om¡nouડ crypt¡c peop1e can ¡ have around me at one t¡me When do ¡ break the record here
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@slopMaster It's the slop reviewer, Marqez, behind a counter. "Okay how do you want me to do this?" he says, motioning to the plate with some mystery food on it. "Well, talk about it!" says the woman behind the camera, it shakes as she laughs, Marqez frowns really hard. "Don't laugh at me! You're making the reviewer nervous!" "Hah! Okay, okay, go on." Marqez proceeds to go on a weird rant about the slop on the plate that slowly deviates to talk about the woman filming him. "Yeah but that was sweeps ago.." she says, a sarcastic tone in her voice. "I still don't forget it!" She snorts and laughs again. "Ah come on, it was just only a lollipop that I stole, I gave you another one afterwards." "Yeah I know. But still, that's a betrayal I'll never forgive you for." The woman laughs, blowing him a playful kiss. "After were done with this, do you think we could like.." she pauses for a moment, thinking about what she's gonna say next. "maybe cuddle or something? Just have fun! You've been working all week non-stop, you need to de-stress." Marqez laughs, cocking his eyebrows. "I mean, if you say so! Sure we can do something later..." "Hm, okaaay. I'll put on those pants you like!" "Sure." Interesting memory... truly. #suggestive 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
i am attempting. to not die. but i fear. i may not survive. the night. sad.
↘️if i am getting more game than you↘️ ↗️THAT IS PROBABLY A SIGN THAT YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.↗️