♠ hated by @slopMaster
that sweet sweet satisfaction from knowing you've flustered your man one point for florid
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ at least MYY matesprit w◕uld be w◕rried if I disappeared 🥰
@cryhoundColoratura 8=l < I have something for you as well [PHOTO POSTED] An ornate shortsword is in heph's hands, but it's comically dwarfed, sized for a toddler. There's a few photos showing different angles and details. Gems embedded in the pommel, the damascus patterning in the blade itself, a close up showing that the edges are round and not sharp. Also included is a sheath and a belt.
I'm actively on a run, so, keep that in mind
▲honestly just, never got fight night▼ ▲if i wanted to beat the shit out of someone, I wouldn't do it in front of an audience, and there wouldn't be a fucking bell▼
jealous much? #vague
sparkle sparkle
and wwhen he twwirls that lithe femboy body a his it makes my globes shivver #nsfww
hes not allowwed to flirt wwith you and havve my ass on block im goin to turn him into paste master
Eating my bowl of wet slop rn, it's mid as fuck. Straight up tepid gruel.
<<good luck, i just kind of feel bad for you at this point>>
<<told him no one is talking about it anymore, and that he’s fucked, and he cried. maybe this wasn’t the worst idea she’s come up with>>
꧁hhhhhhhhhhot.꧂
look fuck he's okay we're okay and we're having fun !! stop worrying !!
fl0rid: 2048302238 ee: 0
<<i just want to see what he’d try to do about it lmao. isn’t like it would be very hard to get him in trouble, he breaks the law all the time.>>
And we already have -ur first submissi-n!!! An-nym-us says: "Fl-rid is n-t w-rth the time and eff-rt y-u all keep giving him. He will stab y-u in the back first chance he gets." #Juicyyy... Remember, if y-u have a secret t- spill, #g-ssip t- share, -r just s-mething y-u wanna get -ff y-ur chest; fill it -ut here #RazielsG-ssipC-rner https://f-rms.gle/XfDpRvREQ4aUmY8f8
in the rafters suckin dowwn grapes like the emperors of old
i hope they both die tragically and romantically and thats all im gonna say on the issue #vvaguepostin
the people wwant pics a your feet trust me ivve asked an its a unanimous consensus
evveryone wwho thinks this guy deservves your pity for all the bats hes havvin to deal wwith just knoww he aint bathed in a wweek and looks it too
࣪⊹₊˚{ like, just being #reel here, glory to the empire + everything but i kinda hope they keep deferring my compulsory service four the imperial fleet }.3.{ }-3-{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ war games stop being funnnn when theyre suddenly like, a JOBBBB }~ᯅ~{ }*ᯅ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
goth wwomen are desirable in theory but wwhen you realize most a them are vvapid beyond their funeral vveils an spider motifs an not actually wwillin to engage in wweird tantric sex acts they lose all appeal
im too powwwwahful for you
humies wwere onto somethin wwhen they invvented latinas
...yes*
i hope you and me both die vviolently you gutterblooded slopmonger
cope
cronus ampora in my area pspsppssp
gender neutral parentberry
/gromp fr
.it would be this onE ☠️ .because they're hideouS
⚓︎ not tryin to be tastef༄l lol
GRRRR sseetth┇ng w┇tth jjea|oussy (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻
#LOLOLOLOL
#Yup #LandlinesAndRotaryPhonesAndPayphones #AllVerySexy
- Hey, slopbro. It looks like I'mm the demmographic now anyways, considering it ended up so squarely in mmy fr**king radar. 😆😆 That's sort of the whole big catch about the Internet, if you weren't aware. - Hope this Helps! 👎😂
- Hey, Chittr user "Cool Hot-Guy". 🤣🤣 Did you know that Goregle... is free????? 🤣🤣🤣
/is ur name fr coo𝐋 hotsguy
YEAH BUT ASSSS ISS A FUNNY WORD >83
｢@industrialIncidentalist (●´ω｀●)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: rerorerorerorero... (ФωФ)]
Slop MASTER - CULL ME - the round isn't even ovwr yet - ... >
"It was the fiddle and I am the fingerer" .... - maybe - story games - was a - bad idea > #nsfw #suggestive
They call me Casper because, heh 😏, that's my name.
-> Impossible, They Will Eat You First = Your Total Is $4.13
-> I Have Eyes Everywhere = Your Total Is $1.99
◌ What happened? ⧂
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@slopMaster It's the slop reviewer, Marqez, behind a counter. "Okay how do you want me to do this?" he says, motioning to the plate with some mystery food on it. "Well, talk about it!" says the woman behind the camera, it shakes as she laughs, Marqez frowns really hard. "Don't laugh at me! You're making the reviewer nervous!" "Hah! Okay, okay, go on." Marqez proceeds to go on a weird rant about the slop on the plate that slowly deviates to talk about the woman filming him. "Yeah but that was sweeps ago.." she says, a sarcastic tone in her voice. "I still don't forget it!" She snorts and laughs again. "Ah come on, it was just only a lollipop that I stole, I gave you another one afterwards." "Yeah I know. But still, that's a betrayal I'll never forgive you for." The woman laughs, blowing him a playful kiss. "After were done with this, do you think we could like.." she pauses for a moment, thinking about what she's gonna say next. "maybe cuddle or something? Just have fun! You've been working all week non-stop, you need to de-stress." Marqez laughs, cocking his eyebrows. "I mean, if you say so! Sure we can do something later..." "Hm, okaaay. I'll put on those pants you like!" "Sure." Interesting memory... truly. #suggestive 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
X LOOK OUT HE TOOK MY PRESSURE WASHER IDEA #nsfw x
Your handle Is literally "Slop master" i'm fairly Sure you're NOT.
↘️if i am getting more game than you↘️ ↗️THAT IS PROBABLY A SIGN THAT YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.↗️