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>> Your pfpડ are ડo cute together ¡ 1ove that

8CKS8FKE8G GET OUTTA HEREEEE

surprise to literally no one I have a praise kink #nsfw
📸 fl[*o]rid @cryh[*o]undC[*o]l[*o]rtura. i d[*o]n't kn[*o]w what ya[*o]i is.

when you and your mate do pollination roleplay #nsfw

go drink water and rest that head of your's

bro wasnt here when people were doing fake pollination roleplay in the grey house

the nutrition 8lock is too far from you I need to stay close and the echo8easts are everywhere outside the 8lock so I 8arely have to elave
♡⸝⸝ BRI777NY SPEARS IS A 777ROLL POP S777AR DIVA ICONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN she was ON 777HA777 SHI777 i luv when she said "s7op 7ouching my hair" and shaved i7 all off cus she was RIGH777 FOR 777HA777 n 7hey 7ried 7o 7rea7 her like she was crazy bu7 she was jus showin her fuckin BOUNDARIES !!!! YOU GO GIRL YOU WERE RI777E 777HE WHOLE 777IME!!!! YOU SHOULDA BI777 777HEIR FINGERS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⸝⸝♤

*a very long nap

I am going to have. A very short nap with my matesprit and my meow8easts. 8ut know one 8ul8 is 8eing left open.

GOOD NEWS I asked and this is going to 8e the rest of the night’s activities 8tw

my poor sweet troll you just rest I’ll take care of you

Don't they know that hissing around these parts is horny noises? #suggestive

xx_wghos_guna_b_liek_diz_wif_mge_x))_xx

and then he wwwwas never heard frommmm again

Let's ★ll st★rt something ins★ne to surprise Florid when he gets b★ck

SIR YES SIR

you’ll do great !! !!

noooo it's okay !! !! now I can just show up while you're working eheheheheeeee

8A8Y YES OH MY GOD ?? ?? ?? ?? I KNEW YOU'D GET IT

catching it

OH FUCK OH MY GOD

if he ain’t willing to pretend he’s a 8ee ru88ing all up on your stamen then why are you quadding with him #suggestive

ACKAVKAKCKACK !! !! !!

HEHEHEHEEE

OH IT IS SO CUTE I LOVE IT MY FROGGIE

8ask in the glory of my sweet nectar

I am so in love with you

NOOOO HONEY it’s okay come here into my open petals

I will always remem8er you…
Fllowers? Bees? Confusing. #suggestive? Perhaps?

mmmmmmmgngngnhgh ru8 my stamen #nsfw

nnnhghgh I’m a weak little 8ee you need to hold me down 8y my weak little 8ee wings so we can repopulate the hive… #suggestive

I'M GOING TO MAKE EQUIUS ENJOY MY SLOP GAMES
~Any•ne ju§t l•ve fr•g§ 💙 I l•ve h•w cute &nd jumpy they &re they &l§• l••k delici•u§ like I l•ve h•w c•l•urful p•i§•n•u§ fr•g§ &re it'§ kind& be&utiful~

and I am FLUSHED !!

when he’s not only hot, charming, endlessly kind, chivalrous, 8ut also intelligent and well spoken

SHHSHHH HHSHH YOURE SO CUTEEEEEEE

YOU ARE DOING SO SO WELL MY LOVELY HANDSOME FROG

I cann⚣t thank @sl⚣pMaster en⚣ugh f⚣r caring f⚣r my fudanshi in arms while in this vulnerable state. Y⚣u are n⚣t ⚣nly Fl⚣rid's her⚣ but y⚣u are mine as well

hate.

VIOLENT EMERGENCY my tummy hurts and my head hurts puppy needs a nap good8ye for a few hours

LITERALLY US

.gag inducing levels of soft and squishY .enjoy yourselveS

i might fuck a lot of shit up from time to time but at least ive never put misinformation on wikipedia

has it legally 8een enough time since my last #froggieposting that I can say I love him again

WAGWAGWAGWAG !!

looking at you with my 8ig wet eyes

I mean if you were GOING to finally visit my hive I’d want it to 8e #special

I know what you love, 8a8y

I need a personal chef so 8ad right now 8ecause I’m way too heavy to move 8ut I neeeeed 8oiled car8ohydrate slop…

neither could I, Marqez ૮ ˶′ﻌ ‵˶ ა

TAKE THAT TROLL MUSK !! !! !! FUCK YOU !! !! !! !! !! !! YAOI TERRITORY NOW

literally impossi8le. my pan has no space left for anything that isn’t love for youl

would you still love me if I was a 8ul8or8

(Florid is a lucky man omg)

((florid is barking btw))

there are plent7 of people who don’t horn7post who are popular, and also a bun(h of people who horn7post who aren’t. just one of those things

#GETTINGYOU

૮ ̷ ̷ ̷・ﻌ ̷ ̷・ ა

something something #eater something

he doesn’t know it yet 8ut I am gonna rend him asunder in a sexy hot way I am stalking my prey actively #suggestive

turns out, if you start 8ecoming overwhelmed with the Dark Thoughts, all you need is to 8e squeezed very tightly 8y a 8eautiful handsome sexy 8ronze8lood who you're in love with 8tw and then everything is fine

#MISSINGMARQEZHOURS

I miss my matesprit

my entire head will 8e in the 8ag

NVM 8OYNIGHT CANCELLED I HAVE PLACWS TO 8E

8A8Y YOU KNOW IT

IT'S 8OY NIGHT AND NO ONE INVITED ***THE*** YAOI FAIRY ?? 8outta make it SLOPPY STYLE up in here

@eclecticEngineer FEAST THINE GANDER8UL8S !! my up to date itemla8el collection

₍^. .^₎⟆ And before anyone assks, ! do !n fact eat ass and nook crazy Sstyle ꠹

MISS YOU TOO FROGGIE !! !! !! !!

ᐖ NUHHH PUPY SMELL LOWKEY ITS OWN FING. U EVER TAKEN A REAL GUᐖ SNIFF A PUPPY?? PUPPY SMELL GOATEᐖ LOWKEY ᐛ

I Am Going To Need Some Of You To Just " Jerk Off " At This Point. The #nsfw #nsfc Fairy Isn't Going To Simply Float Down From The Sky And Touch Your Bulge For You.

jade harley punk edit

where is my slug…my rainy mud puddle…my slop master….

#matespritposting I’m gonna kiss that froggffcgcc

⚗ this mistake WOULDN'T happen had you pra☾ti☾e the ☾raft like i DID. never would i EVER perform su☾h a mess up {r}#☾omedi☾🝭lunder #onpurpose{r)

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH MY NEST !! !! !! !! !! !! wagwagwagwagwagwagwagwag

hi froggie

oh_fair_and_valid_reaction_to_looking_at_them_._yeah_._._._._their_faces_do_be_like_that

probs_.

somepuppy dies tolight.

IF YOU'RE FLRTING WITH M Y MAN I AM GOUNG TO GOUGE OUT YOUR GANDER8UL8S.

8outta kill a motherfucker keeping my MAN FROM ME WTF...
THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS HEARTS IN HIS EYES

ARE WE FINALLY HORNY, CAN I FINALLY START 8ULGE YEARNING IN PU8LIC #nsfw

@slopMaster can you get here faster my internet 8ox is making scary noises and Dottie won't stop 8arking at it. honestly I may join her

YAYAYAYAY I will put some treats in the oven !! !! !!

YOUR MATESPRIT MISSES YOU TOOOOOO...YOU SHOULD VISIT HIM

hehe yes

NO NO THEY'RE GONNA 8E TRUST. TRUST. I WILL PRETEND TO 8E YOUR REFERENCE AND SAY YOU ARE SO COOL AND GOOD AT RESTAURANTING

this is too romantic to say so easily wtf I'm KICKING MY STRUTPODS....GIGGLING...

also how do we not have the gay Achillean flag yet. what if trolls somehow think I'm straight that would 8e a disaster

oh fuck you're right... if 'out 8ack' is a peaceful, calm death via 8ullet in my skull while I look at the moons set, 'out front' could very much 8e pu8lic execution or something worse.... AFRAID !!

sometimes you really do just need to consume your own skin as a treat

>> Oouuhh ¡ 1ove tha¡ ¡ced teeaaa oooughh 🧋
BREAKING NEWS: Hoofbeast/horses discovered to not be real! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Himero And Monroe Have Returned, #holeposting Is Back, And The " Freaks " Are " Freaking It " Early Into The Night. I Am Finally Hive. #positive #serene #suggestive #nsfc

Anyone caught posting Deltarune spoilers will be shot and killed via firing squad.

8RAVE AND POWERFUL

THE SLOP MASTER WILL !! !! GET !! !! THIS !! !! JO8 !! !! !! !!

NEVERMIND LOSERS I AM 8OUTTA #GETIT I'LL 8E 8ACK I have a MASSAGE DUE #8ackpainslop

I don't know who first decided to take an already 8aked item and said 'yeah, fuck it, 8ake it again' 8ut whoever it was, I owe you my life #toastslop

amazing exchange

૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა TO LOVE IS TO 8E CHANGED

no one is more perfect than you

okay now that you don't really need

look into your local 8og and you may find a friend and 8oy....or in my case a matesprit 8ut I'M NOT SHARING HIM

#yourboy #yourmatesprit

SORRY 8A8Y I also just woke up good dusk !! !!

taking notes

CHITTR IS FULL OF TROLLS WITH GRU8S I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE TRUTH ANYMOREEEEEE

I THOUGHT MAY8E YOU KNEW SOMETHING I DIDN'T !!

goregle how to tell if pregnanant ??

YAYAYAYAYA I LOVE PASTAAAA AYAYAYAY wait who's the fifth

OMGOMGOGMOGMGOMMGOMGOMG IMG ON MY WYAYR RN

that's like the ONLY thing I am 8ad at !!

WHAAAAT !! !! I WANNA SEEEEE !! !!

okay well fine 8ut you have now SPOILED the surprise for yourself !! !!

no one tell him I'm at the counter 8uying a little stuffed frog for #matespritmonday

WHAT WHAT HOLY SHIT ON MY WAY I WAS LOOKING AT CURED MEATS

Trolls Don't Even Get " Hot And Bothered " When You Bully Them Anymore. Truly, This Is The Worst Timeline. #suggestive #nsfc #generalpost

૮ ˙ ﻌ˙ ა put that shit downnnn


FUCK YEAAA !! !! !! !! and may8e some 8east jerky ૮ ・ﻌ・ა

IT IS OKAY !! we shall go to the store and 8uy more...TOGETHER !!

there’s /)nly 1 pers/)n and 1 pers/)n /)nly wh/) i am n/)t angry when i see c/)uple c/)ntent /)f and its sl/)p master because i think its funny the sl/)p master has a matesprit bef/)re half /)f this site

the world will never cease to amaze me in new and slightly horrific ways

the yaoi fairy is OUT OF THE HOSPITAL with NO LASTING DAMAGE !! just in time for matesprit monday for the rest of the day, just know I will 8e chitting from my curled up position on his lap. #mythrone

FROGGIEEE IM GONNA CRYYY THIS IA AO SWEWT

S⚣ happy f⚣r y⚣u tw⚣!! I kn⚣w y⚣u'll treat my fudanshi br⚣ right ^3^

eheheh okay ໒( ̿・ ᴥ ̿・ )ʋ this is a scenario I have thought of 8efore

WHOA !! !! I am so impressed I am SWOONING !! !! now we can watch it together and snuggle

-=[ccan i be president_☺]=-

sweetheart darling love of my life please do not pee your pants in the hospital

uhhh if they say no I am going to tear the place up so yes yes you can stay !!

did not get stuck with cartoon chemicals 8ut I was told yes I have car8on monoxide poisoning and I should stay here the light for o8servation 8ut WE STAY WINNING

you are my hero !!

8a8y I really do not think they are going to do this 8ut I am flattered you worry a8out me

if I take a little nap on my matesprit's shoulder while we wait for the mediculler...you all 8etter 8ehave okay

THEY HATE TO SEE ME IN MY #NAPERA

only a little 8it. just like a TINY 8it of car8on monoxide yeas

I have gone from one very large waiting 8lock.... INTO ANOTHER WAITING 8LOCK !! 8ut this one is smaller and they said the head mediculler will 8e in soon ૮ ・ﻌ・ა

worry not denizens of chittr, regardless of who is in charge, yaoiful 8lessings will always 8e upon you. yaoi and yuri are 8eholden to no man #lovewins

I 8et we could totally take her. we will take her massive cartoon sized key ring and use it to open the secret slop door

CAN'T LET THE STAFF HEAR OUR PLANS FOR TAKEOVER !!

it's the hide the scent of the secret medical slop they have hidden away
MY DAUGHTER LOVES HIM, I THINK HE LOOKS A LITTLE GAY. BUT WHATEVER MAKES MY PRINCESS HAPPY.

my 8ar may have 8een set painfully low 8y past experiences yes...

૮ ’ﻌ`ა idk what I did to deserve you !! !! ૮ ˶′ﻌ ‵˶ ა
#Lususposting He threw a fit when i put my palmhusk away loll; https://i;pinimg;com/736x/b3/d3/29/b3d3291e0ff5b378f589b0d3210b7b61;jpg https://i;pinimg;com/1200x/a8/4f/4e/a84f4e5c587804d295399681eed1fce8;jpg https://i;pinimg;com/736x/15/d0/f7/15d0f72d1ccdbdf7fe60f59a3c1c2f8d;jpg https://i;pinimg;com/736x/53/45/02/53450248edffc9196e067c8ad234ebf8;jpg

AWWWW 8A8YYYYY you know I can !! !! I am catching every kiss that's flying outta my screen
WOOOOOOOOOO LƐTS GOOOOO FINALLY JƐSUS YOUVƐ BƐƐN TALKING ABOUT THIS TROLL FOR WƐƐKKKKSSSSS BOUT TIMƐ

((OMG YES GO AHEAD! I was just about to change mine too))

amid the insanity currently going on around me, I DO have an exciting non-coup related announcement that is very important to me and I don't want to have to wait until I can get outta here to post it SO !! THE YAOI FAIRY.....HAS FOUND LOVE !! I'm so flushed for you, Froggie !! I cannot wait to spend our lives together, no matter how long or short, difficult or easy !! As long as you're there, then I'm happy !! ૮ ꈍﻌ ꈍა♥(˘ ε˘ )

PRESIDENT: IF YOṴ EAT HIM YOṴ BECOME THE NEW ONE

WHAT A LUCKY GUY !!

happy paternal lusus day to Frogdad !! !!

↗️IN CELEBRATION OF YET ANOTHER LUSII APPRECIATION DAY, I HAVE OPTED TO DELIVER MY LUSUS↗️ ↘️who all of you may know by his diminutive title of "dullboy"↘️ ↗️(BECAUSE ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULLBOY)↗️ ↘️a single, crisp apple, in addition to his usual excess of slop and/or the various valuable items he gnaws upon.↘️ ↗️FOR ALL OF HIS ANNOYANCES, HE HAS DONE AN ACCEPTABLE JOB AT TAKING CARE OF HIS CHARGE.↗️ ↘️so.↘️ ↗️HAPPY DAY.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eb4540347df2.png ↘️

8ECAUSE YOU ARE MY FROOOGGGIEEEEEE !!

THIS IS SO TRUE okay this 🐸

I mean it is kinda true 8ut like in a good way

okay this is a disaster everypuppy is arguing in my horny post and DONT RECHITT THAT 8A8E I’M DROWNING IN MY OWN HU8RIS @imperialistHalcyonite you did this

Okay new plan, tell him he has an ass so fat it make you want to cull yourself

THERE WAS MORE TO THAT CHITT ADRYYMA I WAS GONNA SAY 8RONZE !! !! !! !! 8LOODS !! !! !! !! ANF THEN MAKE IT HORNY SOMEHOW #nsfw

oh gladly, handsome

awwww, 8ut you're cute when you're flustered !!

AWWWWW 8A8YYYYY THIS IS SO CUTE ?? ?? ?? IT IS US !! !! !!


GRRRR sseetth┇ng w┇tth jjea|oussy (ノ`Д´)ノ彡┻━┻

just went skinny dipping in da river with the hottest troll alive it's okay to 8e jealous rn

MWAH !!

a SPECIAL good dusk to you, handsome

Question: how did those dates go 8y the way SO GOOD OMG;; we're planning to go to the 8each next !! we also have a gru8 now his name is junior he is 2 sweeps old and he is also a 8ear

you have to protect me...<3
THE M⧃UNTAIN IS H⧃LY M⧃LY TH⧃SE ARE HUGE. ANYWAY THE M⧃UNTAIN IS WELL RESTED

scary evil monsters keep trying to suck me into horror dimensions I'm afraid...૮ ºﻌºა

Question: how are you so amazing and 8eautiful florid :) AWWWHHH EHEH I DUNNO !! !! I'm not THAT great, I'm just normal great !! ૮ ˶′ﻌ ‵˶ ა choosing kindness every day is my secret trick

I think biting men will make y⚣u feel better tbh

。:゚૮ ˶ˆ ﻌ ˆ˶ ა ゚:。

NUH UH NO YOU
@slopMaster is the most kind, loving, handsome, funny, charming, charismatic, understanding, wonderful, amazing, perfect troll in all of paradox space #chittranonymous

8ulgy want 8oing 8oing

WHOA REALLY ?? ?? we HAVE to go !!

HE WON ME ONE OF THOSE GIANT CARNIVAL 8EARS !! !! !! !! !! !!

HEHEHHE ૮ ˶′ﻌ ‵˶ ა OH YOU...

it was very tasty !!

my moirail and I had some WETSLOP last light !! !! @slopMaster

goregle show me hotted men kissing. gtwo hot male trolls kissing making out frottage #nsfw content 8ronze 8looded males strong with muscles shirt off

ehehehe, I'm definitely cheering
WATCH OUT: They're putting something in water that makes you pee.

taps the mic woof

GASP..... ૮ ˶′ﻌ ‵˶ ა I could NEVER 8e #1 !! !! that's YOUR title !! !! you are THE ultimate slop master !! !! I am your #2 in slopcrime
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//>◡•// @tranqUilChanterelle https://files.catbox.moe/zsyjoh.png...

⚓︎ "meo〰〰 meo〰〰 meo〰〰 meo〰〰 meo〰〰" ok

eating more #dryslop this dusk @slopMaster

ignore the utensil sticks they’re just. so good to eat withhhhh https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/IMG_5014.jpeg #dryslop

∙☾__☽ trry again next time man maybe you'll come back purrple (:

THE SLOP SITUATION IS INSANE

SLOPPED: TOO CLOSE TO THE SṴN…
꒰8 a LittLe bit of this and a LittLe bit of that, huh bozz 8꒱
you fInd any qualIty sloP at the beach Party sloPMaster?? or un-qualIty?? I'm not a sloP exPert I don''t know what you''re lookIn' for In It but I hoPe you fInd It

꧁⎝ Hahaha, Ah like you, cher. We'll see what skills ya got an' whea ya can fit in. ⎠꧂

Giving Do★n wh★t I like to c★ll "The Blue" https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6cfb1bd9d492.png
wapfle hive represemts all da soft ooey gooey donmestics dat cam be provided for u doeeee its sups ronmatic if u give da wapf a chamce {:,(
deres soooo nmamy om dis site u have mo idea
inm raisimg nmy fromds so hard rm eeeeeeeee {x3



















