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[BROADCAST ENTRY] Good evening, folks. Tonight's topic: McGrub. We at Seventh Echo truly believe they're intending to feed the people lies. Have you not heard about the shredded green slop outbreak? You really believe that it's just one fast food chain? It's /all of them/. Including McGrub. Regardless of that, their products aren't even fresh. All frozen or picked from the back of a dumpster. No grub that they caught and butchered themselves. They're fooling you all. But their fried tuber strips are pretty solid. Continue getting those and /nothing else/. We recommend from now on to continue watching what you eat. We aren't suggesting you eat healthy. That isn't like /us/. But know what you're putting in your body. It is slop. Pure, disgusting slop. This has been Mither. We'll return right after this /short/ /break/.

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