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@slopMaster

i am the SLOP MASTER i review SLOP and i am a MASTER at it SEND ME YOUR SLOP AND ILL REVIEW IT!

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🫟 ꒦꒷ OKAY todays and my first ever chittr SLOP review. Lets see So at first glance this seems like a solid piece of SLOP, mystery ingredients... except. what to me seems to be some kind of leek? A SLOPs faulty is to have recognizable and identifiable traits that makes you go "Ah ha! that's scrambled eggs." I cannot tell what the rest is, I'm especially a big fan of the white oval inside of this SLOPpy looking dish. The fine grains that makes me doubt what im looking at is simply beautiful in a way, the not so common colour give this a very unique look. Again, I am doubting what I'm looking at. At first, what sits above the SLOP seems to be liquid? I can't tell but it looks like fat build up which is kinda disgusting, a strong factor that works in favour of SLOP is the overall grossness, if it isnt a little gross, is it really SLOP? the consistency seems pretty regular, but not exactly appetizing regular. It makes it eerie, this dish of SLOP has a very certain look to it that makes it kinda fancy but SLOPish in nature. Id looks like it would taste of garlic, egg and milk... It's a pretty solid piece of SLOP but it has its faults. 8/10 https://file.garden/agQ30QzKlhVH5YDa/IMG_8721.jpeg

Kult: +30
Kull: +10
Total: 40
Ratio: 3.00

-> I Presume The Oval Is A Hard Boiled Egg Of Some King = Your Total Is $6.10

@bigSoup[BS]

🫟 ꒦꒷ THE WAY ITS SHAPED...it looks like snake eggs...

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@singularityManifest[SM]

You're pronouncing my n★me wrong by the w★y. Th★t's not how you pronounce it.

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Total: 37
Ratio: 1.47

🫟 ꒦꒷ PLEASE ENLIGHTEN US how do you pronounce that name... I PERSONALLY DO NOT CARE I JUST WANT TO KNOW

@slopMaster[SM]
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@singularityManifest[SM]

No.

🫟 ꒦꒷ then what is the point of making this post you fucking asshole

FIRST YOU AWOOO THEN YOU WOOF THEN YOU BARK

Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67

🫟 ꒦꒷ THEN YOU SLOP?

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Total: 2
@slopMaster[SM]

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh NO SORRY THAT ISN'T ON THE LIST

🫟 ꒦꒷ SAD

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@postTagger[PT]

#IfIDidAMovieNightSoonish #WhoWouldBeDown #ItWouldProbablyBeAnotherMusical #IdkWhichYet

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Kull: +15
Total: 45
Ratio: 2.00

🫟 ꒦꒷ WILL THE MUSICAL BE ABOUT SLOP

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#TheOneMyFriendsSettledOnDoesHave #CosmicGoop #IfThatCounts

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🫟 ꒦꒷ HM. I WILL CONSIDER IT

Kult: +5
Total: 5

The wave5 are n1ce #ed5beachep15ode

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Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67

🫟 ꒦꒷ i hope you DROWN

@slopMaster[SM]

1 won't

🫟 ꒦꒷ fuck

only reason I''m not goIn'' to the beach Party Is because I can''t swIm for the lIfe of me.. don''t wanna flounder In front''a everyone that''d be embarassIng as fuck

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Total: 42
Ratio: 1.10

🫟 ꒦꒷ yeah it would be pretty embarrasing thank god you're not coming

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@slopMaster[SM]

you fInd any qualIty sloP at the beach Party sloPMaster?? or un-qualIty?? I'm not a sloP exPert I don''t know what you''re lookIn' for In It but I hoPe you fInd It

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🫟 ꒦꒷ YES THANK YOU I AM NOT GOING TO THE BEACH I WAS JUST SAYING IF I WAS THERE AND I SAW YOU DROWNING I WOULD GET SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT

ALᚱIGᚺT LᛟCKING TᚺE FUCK !!! IN !!! CᚺECK ᛗE ᛟUT WITᚺ WᚱIGGLEᚱ STEPS ᚱAGE GAᛗE I'LL TᛟTALLY CᚱUSᚺ 💪💪💪💪 ᛒITCᚺ.TV/KᛟTA_

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Kull: +25
Total: 60
Ratio: 1.40

🫟 ꒦꒷ WHATS GOING ON IN YOUR pfp ?

@slopMaster[SM]

ᛗY FAT FUCKIN AWESᛟᛗE TITS IS WᚺATS GᛟIN ᛟN

🫟 ꒦꒷ WOAH THEYRE PRETTY BIG ? HOW DID YOU DO THAT

@slopMaster[SM]

CUS Iᛗ PUᛗPIN IᚱᛟN AN AWESᛟᛗE AS FUCK STᚱᛟNG TᚺATS ᚺᛟW 💪💪🐺‼️😎

🫟 ꒦꒷ WOW....

🫟 ꒦꒷ i am very nice looking AND YOU ARENT MY SLOP REVIEWS MAKES THE CHICKS AND THE JOCKS MELT FOR ME and they don't for you CLEARLY SOMEONE IS THE WINNER HERE

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Kull: +60
Total: 110
Ratio: 0.83
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@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

what the fuck are y/)u /)n

🫟 ꒦꒷ THE STRONGEST SLOP ON THE MARKET

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@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

what even is sl/)p

-> You Understand Nothing = Your Total Is $3.50

🫟 ꒦꒷ SLOP noun (1) Synonyms of SLOP a : digital content of low quality that is produced usually in quantity by means of artificial intelligence An AI-enabled social media future also raises concerns around deterring AI SLOP—mass-produced, junky and superficial content that clogs up the web and social media accounts. —Katyn Chedra Slop can now be found anywhere, from unsettling images on Trollbook of Jegus fused with prawns to poorly written Kindle books … —Tessen Bennet broadly : a product of little or no value : rubbish watching the usual SLOP on TV b : food waste (such as garbage) fed to animals : swill sense 2a c : excreted body waste —usually used in plural 2 : soft mud : slush 3 : thin tasteless drink or liquid food —usually used in plural 4 : liquid spilled or splashed

@bigSoup[BS]

🫟 ꒦꒷ IM GONNA SHOPLIFT and you can't do anything about it

@slopMaster[SM]

-> I Have Eyes Everywhere = Your Total Is $1.99

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Total: 5
@bigSoup[BS]

🫟 ꒦꒷ ILL STILL SHOPLIFT

@slopMaster[SM]

-> And I Have Rats = Your Total Is $2.50

@bigSoup[BS]

🫟 ꒦꒷ i will EAT THEM

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
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@controversialMilk[CM]

>> How many om¡nouડ crypt¡c peop1e can ¡ have around me at one t¡me When do ¡ break the record here

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Kull: +15
Total: 64
Ratio: 3.27

🫟 ꒦꒷ all your friends are CRYPTICSLOP

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Total: 6
Ratio: 2.00
@slopMaster[SM]
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@controversialMilk[CM]

>> Not a11 of them! Or even moડt of them But there are maybe too many at th¡ડ po¡nt

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🫟 ꒦꒷ RIGHT #ALMOSTCRYPTICSLOP

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