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@slopMaster
i am the SLOP MASTER i review SLOP and i am a MASTER at it SEND ME YOUR SLOP AND ILL REVIEW IT!
π« κ¦κ· for being the COOL HOTSGUY and SLOP MASTER I need more followers maybe then ill become a SLOP MONK
π« κ¦κ· second SLOP of the day. This one is dissapointing, i can point out what two or more things in this are. Nonetheless, I do like the grey-ish sludge. Unfortunately, I will not analyze it as its let me down. 2/10 https://64.media.tumblr.com/d45ef887c178413ea113bbfb324dcccb/8ab75024eaab099c-54/s1280x1920/dbb79543aa7ccc5c70696a581f9fc185efde659e.png
κ°8 a LittLe bit of this and a LittLe bit of that, huh bozz 8κ±
π« κ¦κ· OKAY todays and my first ever chittr SLOP review. Lets see So at first glance this seems like a solid piece of SLOP, mystery ingredients... except. what to me seems to be some kind of leek? A SLOPs faulty is to have recognizable and identifiable traits that makes you go "Ah ha! that's scrambled eggs." I cannot tell what the rest is, I'm especially a big fan of the white oval inside of this SLOPpy looking dish. The fine grains that makes me doubt what im looking at is simply beautiful in a way, the not so common colour give this a very unique look. Again, I am doubting what I'm looking at. At first, what sits above the SLOP seems to be liquid? I can't tell but it looks like fat build up which is kinda disgusting, a strong factor that works in favour of SLOP is the overall grossness, if it isnt a little gross, is it really SLOP? the consistency seems pretty regular, but not exactly appetizing regular. It makes it eerie, this dish of SLOP has a very certain look to it that makes it kinda fancy but SLOPish in nature. Id looks like it would taste of garlic, egg and milk... It's a pretty solid piece of SLOP but it has its faults. 8/10 https://file.garden/agQ30QzKlhVH5YDa/IMG_8721.jpeg
-> I Presume The Oval Is A Hard Boiled Egg Of Some King = Your Total Is $6.10
funfact: i kn/)w whatβs in that sl/)p and it d/)esnβt include any milk
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π« κ¦κ· the SLOP MASTER has awoken from his deserved slumber I CANNOT WAIT to review more SLOP
π« κ¦κ· ok no wait the SLOP MASTER might just sleep for a few more minutes
π« κ¦κ· good morning or good night THE SLOP MASTER IS AWAKE! #SLOPposting
π« κ¦κ· THE SLOP MASTER IS GOING TO SLEEP remember to send in your SLOP so I can review it https://forms.gle/rZUeztjTcJDYeCCz5
π« κ¦κ· now the SLOP MASTER has a pfp. FEAST YOUR EYES UPON MY HANDSOME FACE! YES THAT IS THE REAL SLOP MASTER FACE NO I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A SLOP MASTER YET I AM im just handsome I CANNOT HELP IT
π« κ¦κ· the SLOP MASTER doesn't need a job HE HAS WORKED BEFORE AND IT IS NOT FULFILLING id rather review SLOP and not get paid than throw my life away for a dream that won't come true. #deepSLOPposting
π« κ¦κ· IF THERE ISNT ANY SLOP AT THE BEACH THEN IM NOT GOING
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π« κ¦κ· SLOP noun (1) Synonyms of SLOP a : digital content of low quality that is produced usually in quantity by means of artificial intelligence An AI-enabled social media future also raises concerns around deterring AI SLOPβmass-produced, junky and superficial content that clogs up the web and social media accounts. βKatyn Chedra Slop can now be found anywhere, from unsettling images on Trollbook of Jegus fused with prawns to poorly written Kindle books β¦ βTessen Bennet broadly : a product of little or no value : rubbish watching the usual SLOP on TV b : food waste (such as garbage) fed to animals : swill sense 2a c : excreted body waste βusually used in plural 2 : soft mud : slush 3 : thin tasteless drink or liquid food βusually used in plural 4 : liquid spilled or splashed
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π« κ¦κ· sooner or later ill get a pfp of me i don't have any good pictures all the ones i have is where i am reviewing SLOP! THOSE DON'T WORK IF IM COVERED IN THE SLUDGE!
π« κ¦κ· MY HANDSOME FACE! its too handsome for the internet HANDSOME MEN ARE jealous of me BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BE ME!!! THEYRE JEALOUS I HAVE THE SLIME AND THEY DON'T!!!!
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π« κ¦κ· AH!!!!! A HANDSOME CELEBRITY! BACK OFF HIVECRASHER!
π« κ¦κ· what about SLOP omegas though? hmmmm
deres soooo nmamy om dis site u have mo idea