♦ pitied by @timaeusTestifeline
grrrrr. so much for musing out a humble dream. i *am* just drinking water right now, though. i'll wait 'til sunrise for that cup of coffee. sigh.
and now that I've said this, everyone else I fight is gonna do this shit to me too. I can feel the fucking soul lightning grappling hook consecutive slams, @timaeusTestifeline .
Half the employees just emailed me their resignations. GUYS IT’S NOT ME ANYMORE.
i joined mere hours ago and already wwitnessin a coup
Don’t worry a8out me my ass will 8e fine I’m more worried a8out THE SITUATION HONESTLY
WAIT THERES A COUP!??
FINAL PRESIDENTIAL ALERT. THE GRAY HOUSE IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING A COUP, LEAD BY @cuttlefishCrusher. ALL EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO EVACUATE GRAY HOUSE PROPERTY IMMEDIATELY. I REPEAT, ALL EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO EVACUATE GRAY HOUSE PROPERTY IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT APPROACH THE GRAY HOUSE OR ATTEMPT TO ENTER THE PROPERTY. I AM NOT CURRENTLY RESIDING IN THE GRAY HOUSE. I AM IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION. AGAIN. DO NOT APPROACH GRAY HOUSE PROPERTY.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwhat is.... divorce?
fuck me for thinkin that post wouldnt blow up this time smh im doin the reactions now L-ET M-E BR-EAT)(-E #meenahmentions
// so as stated I really wanna write for Kanaya or Jade on another account with a unique au And my fuck ass brain said "what about an au where Rose is Odysseus and you make an account for her instead." Now I'm debating on doing that or working on another account someone genuinely cull me
what do you mean im in s rank on milkshake freaks list????????????????????????
I'm in B. I'm so fucking scared.
* haha * yeah
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: used phone to parry The Sword that Shatters Stars
once again thinking about jades hot grandpa. do any jades out there know if that man is looking for something and if so would you be willing to do a guy a solid? thanks.
I fucking hate this game why the fuck are you in mid and not focusing on jungle it's your one godamn job their jungler is so fucking ahead it's not even funny
Your right I'm really not in the mood to deal with this shit after last night
FOUND THIS OLD ASS PHOTO OF ME, THOUGHT I'D SHARE IT FOR MY WRIGGLING DAY.
oh well shoot would you look at that im currently in a jungle with no one around for hundreds of miles
Knowing That's It's " Rage Bait " Isn't Going To Stop Me From Falling For It. It Will Happen Again.
this betta be a gimmick
nah im hearin otter voices now but that dont matter rn
... who put that fuckin badge there?? #meenahmission
Furthest Ring is about to be the Further Ring once I get to it. I'll tell you that.
[ THIS USER'S PALMHUSK HAS EXPLODED IN A COSMIC ELDRITCH COLLISION. ]
I'm really hoping everything's gonna 8e okay, I cannot go through all this again
this feelssse weiresd... imae reesly cold... whys theerser a gubblin cuwball here?? im in pain #meenahmission #gore #body-horror #death
we didn't make it vinni....
Whenever #Davehour rolls around, I do often think of my own timelines Dave. Then I think of my own timelines everyone. I may have never explained, but I am adrift from them all, separated by a possible infinity of time, and I miss my friends and family, more than anything... #Yearning I suppose. #IMissThemAll
wait fucking missed opportunity to say murder of daves FUCK MEEEE anyways brb
Aw tOOxic yaOOi again :( I wanted my tOOxic yuri.... OOr whOOlesOOme yaOOi OOr whOOlesOOme yuri.....
hahaha what are you talking abo -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
getting way too soft. just backspaced on a mean comment instead of sending it. you should basically euthanize me at this point. its so over.
HEY NOW
how far ive fallen. thinking about the shit i used to be able to pull off is depressing. now i cant walk to the bathroom without clinging onto walls. real disturbing shit.
Let me try and think. Hm... yes. There was about 4 years where I couldn't get aroused. It was misery.
today sucked i probably wont be online tomorrow sorry :(
√(Fuck I fucked my order. NOT respectively. Kull = negative, kult = positive. I'm a fraud)²
Mmmn. I haven't rested since the masquerade. I need sleep.
Please do not build a bomb on the Gray House lawn.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: Dave dear Seer actually Lets Just Cut The Letter Bullshit Cause Im Not Really Sending This To Anyone Its Less Of A Physically Scratched Out Piece Of Paper And More Of An Agonizing Floating Thought In My Mind Palace anyways i Miss You you Died A Very Long Time Ago i Spent Most Of My Time Grieving You After What Happened Happened there Isnt Anything For Me To Bury but I Still Dug Up 6 Feet Of Dirt and Got You A Nice Headstone bring You Flowers All The Time clean Your Headstone Too it Took A Lot For Me To Do What I Needed To Do i Was Destined To Leave You Behind and You Were Fated To Die Alone and Whether We Liked That Or Not It Had To Happen it Took All Of Me To Be Brave And To Serve My Duty As Knight i Wish I Didnt Have To i Wish I Could Have Just Stayed With You Until It Ended but I Didnt and So Even Though You Died Alone in The End You Were Never Alone because I Was Always Thinking Of You you Die Twice In Life once When Your Body Cant Do It Anymore and Again When Someone Says Your Name For The Last Time you Wont Die Alone Again Rose you Die When I Do love You ill Be Back Tomorrow #death hm ...i Don't Have Any Words For This. i'm Sorry. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=header
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @capriciouscyclothymic big Ol Hotdog! Mm -- So Yummy. #hotdog okay Then, Good For You. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=header
8ut they’re so tasty
Er... i was about to make a post about how i love my boyfriend so much but i feel like now is certainly not the time.
(\ /) { #torbekweek } i'm still stuck.
im still considering myself technically correct on this regardless
…should I go 8ack to sleep what the fuck is going on #dashwatching
Do their bidding, whatever they request it Is your duty to please them and make sure their will comes to pass.
(( grammatical error. they take me out back like old yeller
(\ /) ...really?
CAN MY FATASS PRONGS STOP HITTING SPADE OH MY GODDDDDS
aouh. good morning chittr my chest hurts :\
sure as fuck not easy being the most #normal strider
(\ /) frowning at you. i'm not really one to talk here about this but still.
today one of the Es stands for ear piercing infection #oops
fuuck fuck fuck I only just woke up, I never even saw his Chitts that idiot;; why would he willingly meet them fuck
Oh my Gods I wasn't meant to post that. I was just searching him up.
omg hi an i have no idea wtf is going on but uh idk if i wanna know exactly bc im busy af rn
(\ /) i am being peer pressured to announce that for pride i have a preference for men who are either 'pathetic' or ones that could sweep me off my feet in a few words. ...preferably detectives in that variety because i do like a man in uniform.
bro used to love pride month every year when i was growing up actually he said it was the best time of year cause all the queers were more open about it easier to spot them for #hate #crimes #happypride
shhhuuuuut tttthe fuuuuuuck UPPPPPP
I am so incredibly lost.
#NoOneTeasesDaddyAndWalksAwayUntouched
she said i was pickin too many fights n hive arrested me 38/ i can roam now but i cant take ts off yet
got my sentence extended for chittin too hard ig this ankle monitor aint partin wit me til the next month
oh!! um. nooo? unless if you think i should?? i was going to just kind of keep me being on here a secrets thing but i mean... auauauughghg fine okay but just ask them not to tell anybody else!! :(
2o... II do want two 2ay that II have done quiite a biit of thiinkiing. II diid end up wiith a nuclear powered troogle home that became 2entiient, and we've worked out an arrangement that work2 for both of u2. II may have po2tulated about another AII that a 'friiend' made whiich 2ort of kiind of wanted two end the uniiver2e, and theiir proce22e2 have been locked up and 2towed away. II really would liike adviice on how two deal wiith iit, a2 what II am doiing now certaiinly doe2 not pa22 your mu2ter or miine. What had two be done had two be done, but II 2tiill feel liike there ha2 two be a way two let that entiity liive wiithout puttiing the re2t of... everythiing.... at rii2k.
yo ppl wont wanna train w me if u say that 38( and tbf i was goin light
neuclear physics more lik e new clerr sex
(\ /) and keep them waiting i will, unfortunately! i don't have that kind of charisma to state my options so boldly.
(\ /) ...
While I appreciate immensely the positivity radiating from this post. What good news did you receive?
I can't do this again. I'm not strong enough.
i dont know i dont know i dont know
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. LONG TIME, NO CHITT. THERE HAVE BEEN SOME *AGGRAVATING* DEVELOPMENTS IN MY CAREER AS A PLATFORM USER, AS A CREATOR, AND ABOVE ALL, AS ONE OF THE UNLUCKY JACKOFFS STILL UNACCOUNTABLY FORCED TO EXIST IN A PLACE AND TIME WITHIN A MULTIVERSAL CONTINUITY OF ENDLESS, CACOPHONOUS FUCKRUMPUS PARADOX CHICANERY. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BUSY TRYING AND FAILING TO WRIGGLE OUT OF THESE DEVELOPMENTS, I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN AROUND TO PROVIDE AN UPDATE. I'M GOING TO DO THAT NOW. SO DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF, BECAUSE I WON'T. I'LL JUST PULL UP THIS CHITT, SEIZE YOU VIOLENTLY BY THE HEAD, AND SHOVE YOUR BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS AGAINST THE SCREEN UNTIL THE AMBIENT HEAT COOKS THEM LIKE EGGS. READ, SHITSPONGE. READ THIS AND GET OFF MY DORSAL RIDGE ABOUT IT, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE WHOLE. FUCKING. SCOOP. STARTING WITH THE BIG ONE. I WORK FOR THE FELT, NOW. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. I CAN HEAR THE QUESTION AT THE VERY FRONT OF YOUR THOUGHTSPONGE DOING BACKFLIPS, FRONTFLIPS, CARTWHEELS, AND ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTES. "KARKAT, WHAT KIND OF TURBO-CHARGED JUJU-FLAVORED CRACK HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? DIDN'T YOU SPEND YOUR ENTIRE SESSION FIGHTING THIS JOLLY GREEN MANLET AND HIS BUMBLING CADRE OF BUMBLING ASS-BURGLARS? WHAT IN THE FRESH, FULMINATING *FUCK* MADE YOU SIGN A CONTRACT WITH *THESE* LOONEYBLOCK TIME BANDITS?" THE SHORT ANSWER? THE MIME MADE ME DO IT. LITERALLY. MY SPONGE STILL HURTS FROM WHERE HE SHOVED HIS PRONG IN IT LIKE A GLOVE AND MADE ME TYPE UP THAT APPLICATION. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PLAN IS HERE, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET *ANYTHING* THAT HE'S GOT ONE. SO YES. AGAINST MY WILL. AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT. AGAINST A THOUSAND ETERNITIES OF BALEFUL, ENDLESS SUFFERING, I HAVE A NEW NINE TO FIVE. AND WITH IT, A NEW TITLE. ONE WHICH I AM *OBLIGATED* TO USE IN OFFICIAL CAPACITY, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CALL ME "CHALKBOX" WHILE I'M OFF THE CLOCK, I'M GOING TO INVENT A NEW WAY TO PERFORM A LOBOTOMY. FUCK YOU, KURLOZ. FUCK YOU, SCRATCH. AND MOST OF ALL, COMING IN HARD WITH THE FUCK YOU X3 COMBO, IT'S A WHOPPING FIVE-SCOOP, CHOCOLATE-DRIZZLED FUCK YOU SUNDAE FESTOONED WITH OBLONG BUNCHFRUIT, WHIPPED CREAM, SPRINKLES, AND A CHERRY-RED MIDDLE FINGER ON TOP FOR MR. MALDING GREEN MANLET HIMSELF. I'M WEARING THE BADGE OUT OF SPITE. I AM CLOCKING IN FOR THE LONGEST DAY AT THE LONG DAY FACTORY I HAVE EVER WORKED. AND IF I EVER MANAGE TO CLOCK OUT, THERE WILL BE *HELL* TO PAY. ANYWAYS. I HAVE TO GO MOP UP A NASTY, REEKING PUDDLE OF NON-NEWTONIAN ECTO-PHLEGM, OR SOMETHING. HERE'S A PICTURE FOR THE ALGORITHM. THIS IS THE CHALKBOX, SAYING, "GO BRING THAT PILE OF DIRTY CUPS AND PLATES IN YOUR RESPITEBLOCK TO THE SINK, YOU FILTHY, WALLOWING SLOBHOGS." HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/67CB4DD16DFF.JPG
I keep meeting other versions of myself. It is a positive experience only about thirty percent of the time. The other seventy percent are in the midst of a classic Rose Lalonde breakdown or engaged in wanting to make out with their own blood. The former I can forgive, we've all been there. The latter can keep all that away from me please. Do what you want in your own time, just do not bring it to my door. #incest to be safe, but PLEASE do not just read that tag and make assumptions. PLEASE read the rest. This is life or death levels of importance here.
Drat, I just saw your Mon-Thur comment. disregard.
(\ /) finally found the anomaly i've spent so long chasing after. and, well... https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/joker.png
i just miss my fucking kismesis man. U~@
I'll be posting my creator as a supplement to all the lusus posting. I am very happy to do so- as he is my lusus at heart. My creator, my founder.
i havent got anything tho im gonna cull mythelf
it d0esnt escape me the way pe0ple talk ab0ut me and ab0ut 0ther aradias 0n here as if we are fun little t0ys f0r every0ne t0 c0llect but i d0nt kn0w seeing it all laid 0ut in 0ne big p0st like that has just made me sad #cagttl #dashwatching
i'm not in the right headspace to go anywhere right now so i'm just going to sit right here from now till an indefinite amount of time
NO DID I MISSSS THE COLLAR TALK...... NO..... NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
i just got fucking fired
Today is not the day, Mr. Strider.
man.
FUCK !!!!!!!
i had to break my invention so a bit bummed.
I’m so upset. I always seem to just miss him.
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ NOT necessary!!! I GOT THE MESSAGE!!
Yes, I only debase myself to get a sliver of attention from men.
I eat viruses though. That's my primary food type.
((Hey I just want to let you guys know that I'm going to be taking a small break from posting as Dexter. I feel like I've been neglecting my other characters plus I've been feeling like I've been a bit too obnoxious with her posts. I hope you all understand.))
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Happy Mother's day~
TH4T W45 5UPP053D T0 G0 1N TH3 534RCH B4R
bad mostly
so thats what descending into madness and having your feelings shrouded by something vaguely sinister is like cool
c< Hey, at least i didNt get perfected #yOMipOstiNg >c
I think perhaps I’m losing it.
my xonfession is i thnk fhis is dirk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f407c49b9ef4.png
i just said "ta-da!!" to this girl after pulling it out. genuinely so embarrassed right now don't talk to me #nsfw
is there like a term for a list of things you explicitly didnt want to happen to you but happened anyways like the opposite of a life wish list life unwish list
ITS ME SWEET BRO HELLA JEFF IS IN THE hospital I DONT KNOW IF HES GONNA MAKE IT
Yes, it is organized and clean.
Shame, and it isn't mine?
ok yea fair point play stupid games win stupid prizes such as getting tracked. also im pretty fucking sure shes playing the worlds worst game of hide and seek right now in the most literal sense except none of us agreed to it and who knows when itll end
One thing after after a fuckin' 'nother in this damn town.
I have addressed this in an official press statement this noon at Midnight City, but for those of you who are not tuned into our local politics: The Mayor of Midnight City was found assassinated in his vehicle two days ago. The details we cannot get into at this time as initial investigations are still ongoing. Midnight City will be holding an emergency election in the coming months to determine a new mayor. Until then the municipality has elected me Interim Mayor for the time being, in order to carry on our leaders ideals of Democracy. I have accepted this position, but cannot comment on our plans going forward at this time. Thank you for time and all of your support these past couple of days.
(\ /) something doesn't feel right.
ii miight hurl..
there ii2n"t much ii can fuckiin do for hiim riight noww..
I feel like suc)( a Cod damn loser I'll figure it out glub it's just It makes me sad 38(
i need to go lay down and fire him orsomething
can you do a normal beam next
I have very mixed feelings about this chit, but I nonetheless am glad you enjoyed yourself! I wished I could have spoken to you in person, but I simply had a lot on our plate after our....uninvited guest arrived.
I fear I'll never live down posting my ass and closing chittr and coming back to people having several crises, will I?
I need to be put down.
Definitely the gambling. I fucking love gambling. He looked so good you don't even understand.
He just, he keeps losing...
c< Hes gONNa be fiNe, just.... give HiM a bit, Hes figuriN stuff Out, i tHiNK >c
c< gaMbliNg >c
Fuck off.
@thespianTestified TAKE NOTES —EMBER💥
gonna put a lil more salt on your eggs when i say this. you gotta chill
Oh, buddy, if Vriska had her way, it'd be the highest Kull score on the site.
I'm beginning to really wish Cinco de Mayo didn't exist so we could have had the ball on May 5th like intended because every time I see a post with someone saying they didn't know there was a gala happening I think I lose a year off my life.
c< i did My daMN best, tHats all i caN say.... #aNgelsNutritiONblOcK >c
(\ /) flashbanged by a series of very interesting posts once i reloaded my set. i'm not sure how to feel about it to be frank.
PR3TTY SUR3 1'LL ONLY B3 FR33 WH3N 1T'S R34LLY L4T3 FOR 3V3RYON3 3LS3 TOMORROW
The anxiety won out, I saw someone with a camera and bailed.
I'M NOT TAKEN
i coudltn stop myself
(\ /) he's not gonna be happy with me about this one. https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/fuck.jpg
unsure what has and hasnt been dreams lately hahaha who else unsure of their memories
maybe the slugs have been sick bastards lately and i dont wanna give them any parts of the strawberry