Er... i was about to make a post about how i love my boyfriend so much but i feel like now is certainly not the time.
Im so sorry about your dirk. :(
Ah phooey dude toss your hat in the ring. Six to one and half a dozen the other theyll be over it jiffy quick.
I know. :( Um. Would you like me to come over? Just so you arent alone for a little while.
Ok. Ill bring over some food and see if we can get you to eat a little bit.