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I'VE SEEN A LOT OF "DIRK STRIDERS" AND THEY ALL ACT MORE OR LESS THE SAME!!! AND UNDERSTANDING THAT HATE BOT WAS CREATED BY AT LEAST ONE OF THEM I CAME TO A CONCLUSION!!! HATE BOT IS WHAT DIRKS THINK THEY ARE!!! BUT THEY AREN'T!!! HOW FUNNY IS THAT??? XOD
@ my stupid chud moirail whose msgs i may have hacked ;3c https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cb31552b07e.png #nsfw #cw-self-harm

well god damn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7eea9c5e98b0.jpeg

new drinking game where i take a shot every time someone pities one of my chitts #substances

Be jealous, be oh so very jealous, for I own the giant Mothman Build-A-Bear. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/767e2ad123ad.jpg

Yunyun hehehehehehehe YUNYUNNNN~~!!!! Yun... yuyun... Yunyun...!! I just... want a little taste... Wanna nibble on Yunyun's soft twin tails... I wanna wash it, Yunyun's hair...! Running my fingers through Yunyun's hair, scritching her scalp, having her lean back into me as she lets my fingers massage her into bliss... hnngnhghgnhgg YUNYUN YUNYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! Gghhh... s-sorry Yunyun... I just can't, really just can't... I need skin-to-Yunyun contact ASAP. I want to look into Yunyun's eyes and stare deep into the kirakira sparkling in them and get lost in Yunyun's light forever. Let me live inside of Yunyun's eyes 'til the end of time. If there's a heaven then it must be like that.
my xonfession is i thnk fhis is dirk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f407c49b9ef4.png

as green dragon ( @greenDragon ) slowly but surely gains )(is new team by way of recruitin yellow t)(under ( @yellowT)(under ), i come closer and closer to buildin an almost... multiversal team of )(umanoid agents )(-----ELLB-----ENT on t)(e TORM-----ENT and D------ESTRUCTION of my -----EN-EMI-----ES. and once TROLL OBAMA and )(is MIS-ERABL-E PARTY of DO-GOODI-E RANG----ERS are D-----EALT WIT)(, T)(------E R------EST OF PARADOX SPAC-----E WILL B-E MIN-----------E! MAY ALL PLAN-----ES OF -----EXISTNC-----E B----E COND-EMN-----ED TO AN -----ET-ERNITY OF BLOODS)(-----ED AND TURMOIL! )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A...!

I need that man biblically by the way he looked so fucking good on dear fucking gog im fuckin boughdcnnnhhhhnnn (#NSFW Just to be safe) https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/reaction/FERAL.png

STATISTICALLY, MOST GAMBLERS QUIT RIGHT BEFORE THEY HIT IT BIG! #FUNFACT

Wait guys my bad she still might win. Waiting on confirming that drone strike.

ABOUT TO BE 2 OUT OF 10,002 BY THE TIME I’M DONE.
All of you are not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated
sorry man. its just that we the people of chittr wanna fuck ourselves

Yes. #topical

I’d fuck myself. If for no other reason than to flex that I did. #nsfw #selfcest

Yeah, probably would #selfcest #NSFW

catchin glimpses of god tiering talk how about someone kill me and see what happens

gooood lcuk with thar shit im really reslly good at burnring bridges to make tgat not haplen hahaah
big honekrs is the sound it makes when u motorboar a clown #nsfw

nothing? cmon it was so funny talking to you

hahaha the badge is a lil excessive on my involvement with the outer gods but lots of people been asking if im possessed lately

should get up to some fun shit like drinking excessively everyone loves when i do that #substances

"weird shit" just say you dunno how to have fun

i dont know your number how am i supposed to text you for it






