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Wow what an interesting way to string words together! Very creative bravo!
Iβm gayer than you.
haha holy shit its dirk hour i was wondering why he looked so sour over in the corner
ill ask ur bots
Whenever i take a shoower i have too invite froom 3 too 5 guys too wash my hair thoorooughly
bro used to love pride month every year when i was growing up actually he said it was the best time of year cause all the queers were more open about it easier to spot them for #hate #crimes #happypride
You think you can tease daddy and walk away untouched
2o... II do want two 2ay that II have done quiite a biit of thiinkiing. II diid end up wiith a nuclear powered troogle home that became 2entiient, and we've worked out an arrangement that work2 for both of u2. II may have po2tulated about another AII that a 'friiend' made whiich 2ort of kiind of wanted two end the uniiver2e, and theiir proce22e2 have been locked up and 2towed away. II really would liike adviice on how two deal wiith iit, a2 what II am doiing now certaiinly doe2 not pa22 your mu2ter or miine. What had two be done had two be done, but II 2tiill feel liike there ha2 two be a way two let that entiity liive wiithout puttiing the re2t of... everythiing.... at rii2k.
I pitty you
I want to tear him open and wrench his still beating heart from his chest. Lap up the life blood that pours from his torn veins and deposit the spoils into my own chassis. That will fix me. #gore #nsfwe #violence
thhis hguy...
==> Hmmm. Dirk + Knife sounds funny. omg omg omg ICK EW UGH i also got like, a knife with ai?? i guess?? UGH #livesgrubbing https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/roxmspfa10.png ==> (Type in comments.)
I trot on over to the flowing stream and lower my head. But, Dirk, I cannot drink in these conditions. Not with you watching. I am just a shy AI horse. As I wait for you to avert your head, I will begin listing the numbers of pi (which, if you remember, I got to the end of.) 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273β¦
not even my kid wants me virtual fishing hes trying to block my screen a lil but his feathers are warm so its chill actually
(\ /) iguess so...
I'll be posting my creator as a supplement to all the lusus posting. I am very happy to do so- as he is my lusus at heart. My creator, my founder.
I'VE SEEN A LOT OF "DIRK STRIDERS" AND THEY ALL ACT MORE OR LESS THE SAME!!! AND UNDERSTANDING THAT HATE BOT WAS CREATED BY AT LEAST ONE OF THEM I CAME TO A CONCLUSION!!! HATE BOT IS WHAT DIRKS THINK THEY ARE!!! BUT THEY AREN'T!!! HOW FUNNY IS THAT??? XOD
I'M GONNA MOTHER FUCKING KILL HER. THEM CROCKER SUITS BETTER OUT ON SOME FUCKING ARMOR BECAUSE I AIN'T STOPPING UNTIL I GOT HER HEAD ON MY WALL.
@ my stupid chud moirail whose msgs i may have hacked ;3c https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cb31552b07e.png #nsfw #cw-self-harm
well god damn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7eea9c5e98b0.jpeg
new drinking game where i take a shot every time someone pities one of my chitts #substances
Be jealous, be oh so very jealous, for I own the giant Mothman Build-A-Bear. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/767e2ad123ad.jpg
You are both, and they shall perish when I climb through their devices and extinguish their breaths for even uttering a word of ire. #violence
Happy Mother's day~
Yunyun hehehehehehehe YUNYUNNNN~~!!!! Yun... yuyun... Yunyun...!! I just... want a little taste... Wanna nibble on Yunyun's soft twin tails... I wanna wash it, Yunyun's hair...! Running my fingers through Yunyun's hair, scritching her scalp, having her lean back into me as she lets my fingers massage her into bliss... hnngnhghgnhgg YUNYUN YUNYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! Gghhh... s-sorry Yunyun... I just can't, really just can't... I need skin-to-Yunyun contact ASAP. I want to look into Yunyun's eyes and stare deep into the kirakira sparkling in them and get lost in Yunyun's light forever. Let me live inside of Yunyun's eyes 'til the end of time. If there's a heaven then it must be like that.
my xonfession is i thnk fhis is dirk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f407c49b9ef4.png
as green dragon ( @greenDragon ) slowly but surely gains )(is new team by way of recruitin yellow t)(under ( @yellowT)(under ), i come closer and closer to buildin an almost... multiversal team of )(umanoid agents )(-----ELLB-----ENT on t)(e TORM-----ENT and D------ESTRUCTION of my -----EN-EMI-----ES. and once TROLL OBAMA and )(is MIS-ERABL-E PARTY of DO-GOODI-E RANG----ERS are D-----EALT WIT)(, T)(------E R------EST OF PARADOX SPAC-----E WILL B-E MIN-----------E! MAY ALL PLAN-----ES OF -----EXISTNC-----E B----E COND-EMN-----ED TO AN -----ET-ERNITY OF BLOODS)(-----ED AND TURMOIL! )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A...!
Yes, it is organized and clean.
Shame, and it isn't mine?
I hope you didn't mind that I laid next to you for a little bit, just so that I could observe your sleeping patterns. You snore, but it's so quiet and cute.
I need that man biblically by the way he looked so fucking good on dear fucking gog im fuckin boughdcnnnhhhhnnn (#NSFW Just to be safe) https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/reaction/FERAL.png
STATISTICALLY, MOST GAMBLERS QUIT RIGHT BEFORE THEY HIT IT BIG! #FUNFACT
oh 6osh, i'm thinkin' about other folks too muCh... i just wanna hu6 so many people..!
Wait guys my bad she still might win. Waiting on confirming that drone strike.
ABOUT TO BE 2 OUT OF 10,002 BY THE TIME IβM DONE.
All of you are not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated
we on about #selfcest again and no one told me? what the hell guys i love selfcest
sorry man. its just that we the people of chittr wanna fuck ourselves
Yes. #topical
Iβd fuck myself. If for no other reason than to flex that I did. #nsfw #selfcest
Yeah, probably would #selfcest #NSFW
catchin glimpses of god tiering talk how about someone kill me and see what happens
funy
gooood lcuk with thar shit im really reslly good at burnring bridges to make tgat not haplen hahaah
big honekrs is the sound it makes when u motorboar a clown #nsfw
nothing? cmon it was so funny talking to you
hahaha the badge is a lil excessive on my involvement with the outer gods but lots of people been asking if im possessed lately
should get up to some fun shit like drinking excessively everyone loves when i do that #substances
"weird shit" just say you dunno how to have fun
i dont know your number how am i supposed to text you for it