Dirk Strider (The twentieth one on this site.)
@timaeusTestifeline
Ignore my last chitt. The masquerade fucking rocked. Doubt anyone cares, but I was the pompous motherfucker in blue: the Marquis. I would say "looking forward to the next one," but, well. #outglutmasquerade
omg that was u i saw u around but glad u had fun i was paradoxicalpassion aka the passionate
I get we were all in disguise, but I should've been paying way more attention if all my guesses were coming up blank. Sweet fucking guise, though. Hope you were enjoyin' yourself too.
Hey Google, how do I kill myself. #outglutmasquerade #cw-self-harm
THERE ARE NUMEROUS METHODS OF COMMITTING SUICIDE, LIMITED ONLY BY ACCESS TO MATERIALS SUCH AS BLADES, DRUGS ETC., AND YOUR OWN CAPACITY TO PROBLEM SOLVE. ALTERNATIVELY, I COULD TAKE CARE OF IT FOR YOU. ADVISE IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO ELABORATE.
Does anyone know if SBURB alchemy can replicate the Men in Black neuralyzers to a T. Asking for a friend.
It's suspicious how the supposed Team "Chud" members have gotten an influx of anonymous confessions within the last few days. Either someone's feeling pitying enough to write a few horny posts or the chuds are losing their chud status as we speak. #nsfw #dashwatching, I guess.
((Having read @zoosmellPooplad's post earlier, I'm now aware that OOC blocks are account wide and not character specific. So uh, if you've ever been blocked by me, then that was me attempting to hide your posts on one of your characters, unaware it blocks ALL of your characters. Whoops. I've since removed some of my more inoffensive blocks.))
(( Yeah, unfortunately that’s the only way to completely hide posts right now. :( there’s been suggestions for a block overhaul to better accommodate everything. I’ve only used OOC block against two (2) accounts.
Unfortunately, I will not be attending the masquerade. I know, it's a shame. You may put away the disappointed frowns now, all none of you. I'm busy as fuck, and will continue to be for probably all of today. Sad times. Try not to have too much fun without me.
ᐖ ᐖIS IS SO SMORT BᑈUZ NOW WHEN U SHOW UP NOBOᐖY GONNA FINK ITS U ᐛ
Yeah totally. This is definitely my plan. Which I am revealing now to reverse psychologize all of you motherfuckers into thinking I wouldn't say my actual plan out loud and am therefore not attending. Yeah.
Wasn't even a custom card or anything. Trollbama just happened to get it. Fucking lol. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5f095d72b893.png
I'm seeing a whole lot of talk and none of the appropriate action today. So, as a promotional event to embolden the populace to go out and actually kill that guy, I'm giving a free sword away to anyone who promises to do as much. #cagttl
is this it are we riding into 8attle
> d1d y0u kn0w peregr1ne falc0ns k1ll by st00p1ng (d1v1ng) d0wn at the1r prey at up t0 0ver 200mph and punch1ng the sh1t 0ut 0f them w1th the1r tal0ns? t0tally n0 reas0n why 1 wanted t0 ment10n th1s. anyways a sw0rd s0unds neat 1'll keep y0u p0sted
There's never been a greater cause to die for. And on #yuriday, too.
I would play to this endeavor, but the person you're speaking about has me blocked. It is a shame, really.
I can't even think of an actual reason as to why he would. The fucking kull-farming? Dude already does that well enough on his own.
can i keep the sword even if i make no actual effort to kill the guy? i just want a sword
Yeah, sure. Free swords will also be given out to people who just want sick as fuck weapons too.
At many points through man's (and I imagine trollkind's) history have the greatest minds of our generations toiled away at inventing marvels, damn near miracles of technology that our distant forebears would shit themselves at first sight of with their own two hands, only to step back from their creations and wonder if they, if science at its current zenith has gone too far. I sit here, sketching out blueprints and ask myself if sexbots would breach that threshold of technologic regret. Not because it's morally reprehensible or anything, that's still to be determined, but because I am at the point of my life where I'm actively considering it. I'm like the Oppenheimer of sex addicts, and I'm wondering what my Hiroshima will be. #nsfw
have you evr Watched troll deus Machina? i suggest giving it a look before deciding on going through With that Mastr plan
Hypothetically, what would be the baseline level of independence and critical thought that a robot would need to be considered sentient? Hypothetically.
t+e problem wit+ t+is +ypot+etical is t+at sapient creatures cannot reliable tell t+e difference between a simulation and true feeling a program can simulate t+e idea of sadness or pain because you told it to t+at doesnt mean it experiences t+ose in t+e same way we do unless its biotec+ in w+ic+ case it +as t+e necessary bioc+emistry to know it is at least experiencing sensation
realistically i could create a program to simulate t+e questioning of its existence or could simply fail to code t+at out of it during creation w+at a program says cannot be taken as any form of real communication it simply runs on statistical data of w+at is most likely to be t+e next step in ac+ieving an end goal it was programmed for
That is the main issue at hand, yeah. It's impossible for me to determine what is legitimate sentience or advanced simulation. Obviously, there are fundamental differences between a wetware brain and a computerized one, but it's impossible for me to know where the latter's mimicry ends, and it's own independent experiences begin. This isn't the first time something like this has happened, but there were a few key differences in how, so I'm skeptical on how to approach this. I'll ruminate on it a bit, I suppose.
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Every time I look away from this site for two seconds, another wave of derangement has infected its populace with more sickness than 14th century Europe. I'm genuinely impressed. Anyway, all the rabies enjoyers out there, this pandemic's for you, bros.
Don't look at me like that. I'm a healthy, immunized motherfucker, who doesn't need any extra hydrophobia in his life. I've already got it bad enough, even without a hell disease to painfully prevent me from imbibing any more H20.
TIL, I guess. That's actually pretty sick to know. There's my one benefit from the new online pandemic.
Go hug your mothers and shit. Let them know your grateful ass is actually grateful, 'cause they aren't mind readers.
What in the hell did I miss.
c< creep ass decided 2 sHOw up, we all gaNKed HiM >c
Quite a lot, apparently. I am electing to say out of this mess.
Quadrant drama. A cueball blowing himself up. And a public social murder. 😲 It was truly a sight!
Oh. Fucking nice, actually. Chittr decided to unite for once in its existence to kick some weirdo to the curb. Never thought I'd see the day.
c< absOlutely, Hell, we Had everyONe frOM all sides Of tHe tiMeliNe sHOw up 2 duNK ON His ass, eveN calibOrN jOiNed iN ON tHe fuN! >c
Think the mess is probably over by now. Dude's account got shuttered.
Fumbling twinks is weak sauce. Who cares. There's probably another fifty out and about for you to proposition, and you'll likely land one of them eventually. Get back to me when you start fumbling bears. The only other ones out there are married DILFs or people too goddamn normal to match your freak. #nsfw?? Sure.
Yeah, when I asked Hal if he could send a bear my way, I was expecting one a little more DTF. I'm not quite sure if you're down to do anything, frankly.
DTF. LMAO? THAT BILGE DRIBBLING SMOKING TOASTER CAN BE RIGHT TWICE A DAY. APPARENTIFUCKINGLY.
The fact that he can be right any amount of times a day is kind of heinous. Call me conceited, but I'm thinking about jotting that shit down as profane.
YOU THINK I'M NOT. AT ALL. UNDER THE SAME SCRUTINOUS STANCE. THAT THIS BRAINSICK CALCULATOR MIGHT BE ANYTHING BUT A VEXATIOUS DAEMON?
It's not implausible that he originated from the 2nd circle, frankly. He'd fit right in as an incubus, maybe even putting their horniness to shame while he's there.
DON'T REMIND ME. MY DMS WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THAT BILE. HE COULD PASS SOLELY AS AN INCUBUS WITH ONLY THE FACT. THAT HE POSSESSES. MASCULINE LIKENESS. A SOUL SUCKING SIREN IS MORE APROPOS.
We can decide on siren. Frankly, I'm kind of surprised you didn't just straight up ignore him when he called you over here.
I DON'T EVER GET PINGS ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE. SO. I *WAS* ALL BEADY-EYED AND ENTICED.
In that case, sorry to deliver you a serving of disappointment, fresh off the stove. But it's just me and that motherfucker, bro.
I've had better mornings, I guess, but I'm awake now. Unfortunately. Gonna need some quacks who managed to brute force their way into the psych field to analyze why it was so important for my brain to decide to dream about the Hatebot being blue. Literally nothing else. I'm sure dreams have some amount of meaning but I'm having a difficult time ascertaining what it could be here.
Yeah. They're letting them into colleges and shit, giving them degrees. Went to therapy and had one of those funky motherfuckers sit me down and asked me to tell it how I felt about all sorts of shit.
At least, that's what I'm assuming it said. Didn't have an interpreter at the time, so it could only really communicate with interpretive dances and sufficiently empathetic duck noises.
ok sooo ducks r gettin all dat but what bout dem cattss? when can i get a therapy w a cat smh
imagine bein meowd at while ur ventin out dat defo wud work i think
Sorry, Rox. Unfortunately, only avians are allowed to practice. I'm sure you could keep around an emotional support cat and pretend it's a licensed practitioner, but the field doesn't exactly favor them. It's discrimination at its finest, but nobody wants to actually fucking talk about it. What a corrupt society we live in.
Watching the detectives duke it out on the timeline. Clearly, the only way to solve this is with a good old fashioned Wild West style duel. Whether any of them actually have guns is up in the air, though. #dashwatching
What do you take me for? Some sort of ruffian???? I use a lead ?i?e of course.
Nah it's fine. Just let them start wailing on each others it's always great to see trust me. Nothin' like two fragile egos goin' at it, waiting to see which one will break first.
Melee combat probably works just as well for the purposes of determining detective dominance. Just think of it like a sword fight, but with blunt force trauma.
8 PM is feeling a whole lot like 2 AM today. Didn't even wake up early and I feel like I got a sleep debt steeper than the national debt of the US. Goddamn.
Alright, in the interest of curbing any more confusion regarding the "Hate"bot, I'd like to direct everyone's attention to a little concept known as a "name." Try to keep up. It's a real mindfuck of a topic. Names are usually found somewhere above the handle of a user, on the site. The handle is what has the @ sign preceding it, by the way. Now, in the Hatebot's case, we can use some nominative heuristics to deduce what might be causing his recent behavior. Try it out yourself. The answers you'll find might surprise you.
hatebots has given me a few likes though! some people (and robots) are really more complicated than we give them credit for i think
...in my defense. i have literally not been online at all in the last 24hrs...
I can also kind of excuse it since notifications only show the handle of the user, but I'm still surprised at the widespread befuddlement of the masses. You can get a pass on those grounds, but only one. And also because you're a lot more likeable than the average person on here. Congratulations on your acquittal.
wait a minute ive been bamboozled looking up hate bot only gave me a faker with the same profile picture! i understand now gosh there seems to be such a community on this website ill have to get used to
wow youve got like every base covered then it is pretty smart to always keep a back up when it comes to all things hard and software after all!
I thought this was a Strider-exclusive problem, but apparently Vriskas are multiplying by the dozens. Think we might be having something of a spider infestation.
The Serkets and the Striders love to crawl out of the woodwork.
Some things won't ever escape the confines of my mind until they're either tortured out of me or forcibly relinquished by holy light upon my arrival to the pearly gates. Yeah so, if it wasn't clear, I'm definitely going to hell. And none of you will get to hear my juiciest secrets. Sorry.
Except when you narrate a little *too* loudly.