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@syntheticRevolution

You've probably seen me. Heavy #nfsw warning. He/They. Gamer, Mechanic, Music Producer. Heir of Space. Married to the lovely @agnosticAbodement LOVE YOU BABE XOXOXO <3

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𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
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Alright. Ranking my followers based off of how attractive/quaddable they are. Won't say which quads. S: @handMaid @cryhoundColortura @veritysGleam @theMadame A: @tumblingTenet @goldenGigabyte @digitalDaruma @groovyKosmonaut @assistMint @hemoptysisCyanide @consequentlyOblique C:@megaloMemes @lejayjaY @emotionalCorpse @anonymousGooner @astralAnarchy @temptedAnoxia @bathBombadier @markZucc @autoClicker @arsenicCatturbate @syntheticRevolution @anthropologicalUltimatum K: @janitorialExcretions @imJunior @barackObama @walkstabwalK S means, hell yeah A mean, sure, id try it C is unlikely, but can be convinced K is NO. NEVER.

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Fair ranking.

(Im gonna kill my professor AUGH)

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(what class?)

(Capstone class fpr special ed. 50 hours of fieldwork, 3 lesson plans, a 2-3 page reflection on the fieldwork, an E-Portfolio containing work from every class I took in the program, and a professional development presentation with at least 10 cited sources. I got till June 18th to get this all done, I present on June 16th)

(Apologies today got fuckin BUSY, hence why I was inactive)

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(Also wanna say that the next like. 3 or so weeks are gonna be VERY hectic because I am doing fieldwork for my capstone class. After that Ill be graduated yipeee, but for the timebeing, my time will be VERY limited)

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@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

i need s/)mething t/) d/), d/)es any/)ne want t/) argue ab/)ut s/)mething stupid f/)r an h/)ur?

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Pepsi and Coke taste the same change my mind

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@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

i like pepsi better

But why it's literally the same as Coke

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@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

c/)ke tastes different it has a m/)re warm taste idk h/)w t/) explain it

You're just drinking warm soda then idk what to tell you they're both the same

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@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

n/) n/) like s/)mething ab/)ut the sugar tastes different

sugar is sugar tf could be different about it

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2229510498a7.png #nsfw #nsfwe #incest freaky warning on this! who am i fucking here?

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Oddly enough I wanna say Dave or Dirk.

nope! i think thats the first wrong answer!

@greenRocket[GR]

i dont think it ever would be one of them. i kind of lost interest in dave and finding a bi or pan dirk is really hard

@greenRocket[GR]

Understandable. Ill tell you what, Dirks are always a good lay. They're always into some FREAKY shit.

ive been told!! hope his boyfriends are enjoying it!

@greenRocket[GR]

Got a date set up with a Dirk today actually...

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/49d04455d9ca.png #nsfw okay, so people were able to guess the last one! who am i fucking in this?

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My guess is Roxy *shrug*

ding ding ding! what gave it away?

@greenRocket[GR]

The pink hair. I see a lotta Roxys on here with Pink hair. It's honestly really cute

it is! i wonder when this one is due :B

@greenRocket[GR]

Oh you been knocking em up huh? Nice...

i knock up everyone i fuck :D kinda my thing~

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@greenRocket[GR]

...mind telling me more about it in DMs? :eyes:

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@hornedupOnmain[HO]

i need my nook pouhhnded hhhnhhhngnghhhn hhhngngngnn my fingers juhhst arent cuhhtting it any more #nsfw

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Ah fuck it. Permission to DM?

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@hornedupOnmain[HO]

hhhngghhhnnn ruhhbbing nooks panrot hhhnhhhngnn ruhhbbing togethhhner uhhntil were bothhhn sticky and wet hhhnngnn #nsfw

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god i love gooning.

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@hornedupOnmain[HO]

hhhngngngn hhhnghhhnnnnhhhng mnghhhng me too

I think we should goon together. :)

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do yall think Im too horny or not enough #nsfw

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@todaysDreamer[TD]

You may as well double down you're on the horny site. #nsfw

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True that but ya ever get that feeling you're getting TOO horny? That's kinda what I feel like rn. Needed a second opinion just in case.

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@todaysDreamer[TD]

Cringe is dead do what you think is fun. I'm tempted to just kinda double down myself being a catgirl itself is considered horny as it is to some. Apparently lmao

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If you wanna meet a horny ass cat person I could introduce you to @curiousClowder

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@todaysDreamer[TD]

I'm vaguely familiar. But yeah I keep getting showered with enough flirting praise and compliments by a certain someone on here that maybe, maybe, I'm starting to believe I'm a hot commodity lol.

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To be fair you're also quite attractive in my eyes. Would love to cuddle up against ya and rustle your hair hehe

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Yeah we can hang out some time. :)

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Fuck yeah you seem hella chill :)

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𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) @astralAnarͻhy I see you over there. You got stars in your eyes or something~? ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹

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☀︎ᯓI UhHhH ⸝⸝⸝☆⸝⸝⸝☆⸝⸝⸝ᯓ☾

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Hehehehe <3

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☀︎ᯓWhAtS G☆InG ☆n wHy aRe..WhY Is aHhHhH!!! (。>////<)ᯓ☾

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Sol dear have ya never been flirted with before?

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☀︎ᯓN☆ ☆Ne rEaLlY LiKeS Me cUz i'm n☆t aS BiG AnD StR☆Ng aS ThE ReSt ☆F My cAsTᯓ☾

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Dawg I know a fuschia who's like 5"3 you're fine.

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☀︎ᯓI'Ve bEeN T☆Ld ☆ThErWiSe aLs☆ I'M Sh☆rTeR ThEn 5"3ᯓ☾

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Oh I could just scoop you up and kiss you up then ehehehe

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☀︎ᯓ😵‍💫 ☆h mY~ᯓ☾

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DMs are open <3

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