Sherbi Tender
@calcareousCurator
Just a guy gettin' by! Butch lesbian, he/him please! Gardener by night, businesstroll by night! Hey, you gotta pay the bills somehow, right?
Deskmate left his papers ✿n MY side ✿f the desk again... Smiles and hugs, Sherbi! Smiles and hugs... °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
I think you should kill him.
Do you want ME to kill him?
Hhhh. ✿h, that's s✿ tempting... N✿. N✿. Better n✿t. I need t✿ learn t✿ s✿lve my pr✿blems with✿ut death! It's simply an✿ther challenge. °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
Okay, but if he needs to die he needs to die. I'll be here. Ready to deliver.
Y✿u are like the little myth✿l✿gical Angel ✿n my sh✿ulder whispering temptati✿ns I sh✿uldn't accept. ...I'll keep y✿u in mind B:/ °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
↗️A LOT OF YOU ARE UNDER THE FALSE IMPRESSION THAT I AM GENERALLY UNEDUCATED IN MOST THINGS.↗️ ↘️that i am fundamentally unable to conceptualize any knowledge strictly unrelated to officerena cullitics and intraworksquare information.↘️ ↗️THIS IS FALSE.↗️ ↘️i am also generally educated in the world of metal gear solid, due to a winding hopbeast hole i once fell pan-first into.↘️ ↗️WHEN GOREGLING "HOW TO PLEASE THE BOSS", I ACCIDENTALLY CONSUMED A WIDE BERTH OF UNDERSTANDING ABOUT THE GENERAL PLOT SYNOPSIS.↗️ ↘️and troll kazuhira miller.↘️ ↗️I AM CONTENTED TO LITERALLY NEVER UTILIZE THIS ANYWHERE, BUT I DO KNOW ALL OF THESE THINGS.↗️ ↘️they are stored in my crystalline memorysponge.↘️ ↗️GLAD TO BE WITH YOU, BOSS.↗️
This is n✿t the directi✿n I expected y✿u t✿ g✿ but I'm happy y✿u're finding a h✿bby! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
↘️this is not a hobby.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE A FAILURE TO LITERALLY EVEYONE WHO KNOWS YOU.↗️ ↘️i went to "lusus who hates their charge island".↘️ ↗️AND YOURS WAS THERE.↗️
My lusus is literally at hive in my greenhive! She is safe and far away fr✿m y✿ur gr✿ss little hands! She has and m✿st certainly never will be at an island!!! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
↗️SHE IS AT "I HATE SHERBI ISLAND".↗️ ↘️along with everyone else you know.↘️ ↗️THEY HAVE SQUANDERED ALL OF YOUR POOLING PTO WITH THE INTENTION OF KEEPING OUR PROFITS UPRIGHT.↗️ ↘️laughing out loud.↘️
My lusus l✿ves me very dearly, thank y✿u very much! And my friends d✿ t✿✿!!! At least I HAVE friends! All y✿u have is y✿ur gr✿ss little ya✿i drawings ✿f y✿urself and y✿ur several b✿sses y✿u're cheating ✿n with each ✿ther! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
↗️I AM DEDICATED TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM, IDIOT.↗️ ↘️you could not multitask to save your simpering life.↘️ ↗️YOU COULD NOT EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND THE DEPTHS OF MY DEVOTION.↗️
I'm juggling arguing with y✿u and getting my Q2 spreadsheets set up, aren't I? B:/ °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
💠~ Here's the next part in the series, babes! You can buy a pair on my shop. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ad0d7a3577c.jpg ~💠
✿h, Azalea, these are g✿rge✿us! I'm g✿nna buy a pair myself! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
💠~ Oh em gee!! Thanks babes! This series is gonna be inspired by the natural world so like, I hope you enjoy. ~💠
I think I might have made a breakthr✿ugh with the Catapulchritude yields. There's s✿ many new sh✿✿ts! N✿w t✿ see if they actually survive... °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
0h... em... gee!!! n07 70 707ally s7alk y0u 0n y0ur pr0f bu7 i legi7 jus7 g07 my 0wn carniv0r0us plan7s a few blinks ag0!!! we sh0uld 707es be plan7 buddies c;
✿h well isn't that just ad✿rable!! Well I'd abs✿lutely l✿ve t✿! Th✿se lil' suckers are my pride and j✿y! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
#megidomay #day17 #holeposting #postinghole #posthole #rankbait wwhen @archivveAddict demands #hole wwhat is a prince to do but stand and fuckin delivver thus i returned to an iconic eridan wweek location (iykyk) and rendered a #hole i should hope is wworthy of makin up for the trespass a slackin on megido may activvities https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d1ef9869500.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fc4ca41b28.gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24daa0d1a7d1.png
↘️i do not have any other words i can manage for this post, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS HOLE.↗️ ↘️if i could only stand by you and absorb a modicum of your greatness, i would be three times the troll i am today.↘️ ↗️I WISH I COULD LOOK AT THIS HOLE FOREVER.↗️ ↘️i must research invasive and ill-advised plastic surgery efforts.↘️ ↗️TO TATTOO THIS HOLE TO THE INSIDE OF MY BULB-BLINKING APPARATUSES.↗️
↗️SOMETIMES I AM CONVINCED THAT FAILURE IS MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR'S PRIMARY DIRECTIVE.↗️ ↘️that he is literally unable to perform any feat of success, regardless of what task he is set to behold.↘️ ↗️SHUT DOWN THE CAVERNS.↗️ ↘️we have hatched a grub with no thinksponge.↘️
I d✿ just fine, Mr. Aiaray! Y✿u're the ✿ne c✿nstantly pushing y✿ur cartilagin✿us nub int✿ MY w✿rkspace and insisting I'm d✿ing things wr✿ng! Need I remind y✿u I've hit all ✿f my targets this quarter? S✿ sh✿ve ✿ff, buster!!!! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
↗️YOU ARE A COMPLETE FAILURE FROM THE BOTTOM LEVEL UP.↗️
Y✿u kn✿w that just isn't true B:/ Y✿u're just jeal✿us ✿ur ✿ther c✿w✿rkers d✿n't hate me because I d✿n't bring f✿ul smelling f✿✿d t✿ my w✿rkspace and I'm n✿t c✿nstantly antag✿nizing every✿ne! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
💠~ Fine. [Image attached: A photo of a troll. They're topless, facing away from the camera. Wires hand from their ports, limp and mangled, torn at the ends. The ports are swollen and fresh, gold blood pouring from them, the flesh torn and ragged. There's the tips of their horns just visible- recognisable as a younger Pascal.] #gore #bodyhorror #wounds #blood #injury ~💠
My... What did they d✿ t✿ deserve that? Y✿u never struck me as the type t✿ get s✿ claw-happy! B:P °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
💠~ Oh, that's cute! But this wasn't my fault. I was just there to help. ~💠
✿hhh I see I see. Well, I'd L✿VE t✿ hear all the g✿ssip ab✿ut it, girl! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
i dont think i trust people who dont like citrus fruits
Agreed! They're just such delici✿us bundles ✿f j✿y! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
Diamonds Droog.
↗️WHILE I AM SURE MANY OF YOU HAVE DECIPHERED THAT MY QUIRK IS INDICATIVE OF THE EVER-SHIFTING NATURE OF HER IMPERIAL MARKETS↗️ ↘️the ceaseless rise of her imperial profits↘️ ↗️AND THE CONSTANT FALL OF OUR IMPERIAL LOSSES↗️ ↘️it may also entertain you all to denote that i can also utilize less-seen tactics of a stagnate market to highlight other things.↘️ ↗️SUCH AS LOCATIONS.↗️ ↘️for example:↘️ ⬅️CLOWNS.⬅️ ➡️JOKERS.➡️
I ✿ften find myself stuck in the middle with y✿u, yes B:/ °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
↘️get off of my post.↘️
↘️i am banned from eating my kippered herring finbeast inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there.↘️ ↗️BUT IT WAS RAINING TONIGHT, WHICH WAS PREVENTING MY MIDSHIFT MEAL, SO I WAS FEELING SAD.↗️ ↘️and hungry.↘️ ↗️AND THEN I REALIZED THAT THERE WAS A LARGE CARDBOARD BOX↗️ ↘️(in the dumpster)↘️ ↗️FROM THE PREVIOUS DELIVERY.↗️ ↘️like a fridge sized box.↘️ ↗️SO I FISHED IT OUT OF THE DUMPSTER.↗️ ↘️of course.↘️ ↗️THEN TIPPED IT ON ITS SIDE.↗️ ↘️and had a nice little cardboard cave.↘️ ↗️VERY SOOTHING.↗️ ↘️very zen.↘️ ↗️AT LEAST UNTIL THE SECURITY PROFESSIONAL FROM THE NIGHT PRIOR STEPPED OUTSIDE TO SMOKE.↗️ ↘️i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work.↘️ ↗️INSTEAD, HE SAW A SORT OF DAMP, SNIVELING CREATURE.↗️ ↘️(me)↘️ ↗️EATING MY FINBEASTS IN A BOX↗️ ↘️and delivered the verbal cullshot of↘️ ↗️"GOOD EVENING, MISTER SMEGOL."↗️ ↘️which is how my night was ruined before 8 pm.↘️
As l✿ng as y✿u aren't bringing that awful stuff back t✿ y✿ur desk anym✿re, I guess...I really appreciate the steps y✿u've taken t✿ be less h✿stile in the w✿rk place! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･