Jigsaw (Joker Mode)

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

I was goinf to try and shove you in the needle pit but, this is kinda sad, I'm just gonna go.

↩ @normalPuppet[NP]

*dꙮes anꙮther mꙮney spread with six dꙮllars* - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

Kult: +2

Total: 2

I am going... joker mode baybe.

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

fruit wwizard

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: i am gonig... watermlon mode bebe.

↩ @thewwizardofFruit[TF]

Colonel Sassacre (death by jigsaw)

Make your own post. Communist.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@colonelSassacre[CS]

YOUR SILLY LITTLE TRICYCLE CAN ONLY GET YOU SO FAR IN THIS LIFE. YOUR SICK AND TWISTED JOKER STYLE ANTICS AND LIFESTYLE WILL COME TO AN ABRUPT END UNDER THE BUMPER OF MY 2006 LINCOLN TOWN CAR. MARK MY WORDS.

↩ @colonelSassacre[CS]

Try it motherfucker, I'm so good at getting hit by cars. I'm coating my goddamn 1998 honda civic in holy water to get you though.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Yeah, I'm thinking I'd be a real humble role. Like Sauron the God King.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

You know I read the books when they came out.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

Kids these days with their "backrooms" whatever happened to being in a NORMAL ROOM with TRAPS? Like if you agree!

Kult: +60

Kull: +47

Total: 107

Ratio: 1.28

yeah but what if instead ꙮf a nꙮrmal rꙮꙮm it was a really really really big rꙮꙮm - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @potionSeller[PS]

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

Are you a communist?

↩ @normalPuppet[NP]

nꙮ, mꙮney is like the best thing ever. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

↩ @potionSeller[PS]

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

Alright... but I'm watching you buster...

↩ @normalPuppet[NP]

same - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

↩ @potionSeller[PS]

Wigsaw

@spiralingTeaspiller[ST]

@ MORE SPACE FOR DEVIOUS MECHANISMS #WIGSAWAPPROVED @

#wigsawapproved

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @spiralingTeaspiller[ST]

GET BACK IN THE NEEDLE PIT!

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Okay, alexa, play my badass awesome trap music playlist. It's showtime. [Now playing: Radioactive]

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

A Certain Feferi Peixes

@cuttlefishCuller[CC]

I LOV----E T)(AT SONG!!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I will not be trusting Amanda to file my taxes again however. Also, no spaghetti based meal for her tonight.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

They are trying to get me, but worry not, I have had prep time.

Kult: +50

Kull: +30

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.67

fuck i fOrgOt i hAvE prep tImE for sOmethIng and i am not UsIng it EnoUgh. lIkE at all. thanks for the rEmindEr buddy

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @spiritualMotorist[SM]

Of course, you want a reverse bear trap?

↩ @normalPuppet[NP]

for frEE? yOU shOUldn't hAvE! but AlsO plEasE do, thanks.

↩ @spiritualMotorist[SM]

I've got plenty of them, royalties from those movies really pay the bills. I'll send one over.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @normalPuppet[NP]

i can toss yOU a buggy bomb in rEtUrn if yOU want.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @spiritualMotorist[SM]

Oh awesome!

5 days ago

Puppet hopital.

Kult: +19

Kull: +10

Total: 29

Ratio: 1.90

Dave Egbert

5 days ago

@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i'm literally watching one of your movies right now.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @extremelyBizarre[EB]

5 days ago

Hell yes, royalties.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Cooked him not gonna lie. https://youtu.be/sddgQ9Na6vk

youtu.beyoutu.be

The war...

Kult: +62

Kull: +40

Total: 102

Ratio: 1.55

oh my god jIgsAw

↩ @spiritualMotorist[SM]

Yeah what's up?

↩ @normalPuppet[NP]

bEEn a mInutE. hOw'vE yOU bEEn man

↩ @spiritualMotorist[SM]

Been keeping busy! Lots of traps, not enough hours in the day. How about yourself?

↩ @normalPuppet[NP]

I'vE bEEn gOOd, it's bEEn pretty fun AroUnd hErE. bUildIn shit, fIghtIn pEoplE, gOIn to pArtiEs, yOU know how it is. any dOpE new trap hIghlIghts?

↩ @spiritualMotorist[SM]

I did one on an airplane and had them cut off their fingers to get a parachute. Guess who couldn't pull the cord afterwards though! #gore

#gore

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @normalPuppet[NP]

AaaahahahA. gOOd shit man. hell yEAh. kEEp it rEAl buddy lEmmE know if yOU nEEd AnythIng.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @spiritualMotorist[SM]

Will do, thank you young one.

Who even decided coffee should be more than a dime? That's fucked up!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Hello, god? Can you please hit all my enemies with big lasers kaboom?

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Don't fuck with me, I can't see above the steering wheel.

Kult: +152

Kull: +130

Total: 282

Ratio: 1.17

↩ @normalPuppet[NP]

Perhaps that will cause him to reflect on a life spent having blood? And yes, I believe it's up here, take a left on this busy intersection with the red light and a bike lane entirely full of people who ride pedal bikes on the road.

Thank you, good luck everyone else I am turning left now without a care in the world.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @normalPuppet[NP]

I'll ready the bat! A straggler or two is fine, means they tell the tale when they return to the nest..

You're a great grandchild, here when we get to the store why don't you pick something out as well?

↩ @normalPuppet[NP]

Aw, truly? How generous of you, Popop! Perhaps I'll invest in a few nails for the bat? They're more effective that way.

A very practical answer, we'll have to see what they have.

↩ @normalPuppet[NP]

If not, perhaps I'll purchase one of those hunting rifles anyone can purchase without a license in the southern states and fill it with hard candies to fire into the elderly! They enjoy those yes?

Oh yes, it reminds them of what it was like to have teeth

↩ @normalPuppet[NP]

Oh! Perhaps we can solve that, I think I caught a few teeth from one of the bikers on the bat's drum. Would you like them?

Oh no thank you, I never had teeth to begin with so I don't miss em!

Back in my day we didn't mix in "syrup" or "bananas" we had OATS and that was the MEAL that's why they call it that!!!

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Glave Valkyrie

@onewingedFudanshi[OF]

But it's s⚣ yummy with syrup and bananas.... and cinnam⚣n... and apples... mmm #hungryp⚣sting

#hungryposting

↩ @onewingedFudanshi[OF]

Kids these days...

There has been talk that "Trollbama doesn't support puppets" this is FUNDAMENTALLY UNTRUE! And it is SUSPICIOUS that a HUMAN should speak on behalf of puppetkind.

Kult: +50

Kull: +35

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.43

Big D to the S

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

I speak on behalf of my best friend Cal who Trollbama rudely said wasn't cute and he was very rude.

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

I appreciate your support in this trying time, Jigsaw.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @titlesTranquilized[TT]

I think perhaps while you're heart is in the right place you have overstepped by trying to speak for puppetkind.

↩ @normalPuppet[NP]

Big D to the S

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

I understand. But even if it didn't happen to you it happens to others, Goose King Jigsaw.

↩ @titlesTranquilized[TT]

Being rude to one puppet does not equate to being unsupportive of puppets in general.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @normalPuppet[NP]

Big D to the S