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Jesus man. Im not that big.
I stand corrected my tits do in fact bounce when I walk...hope that helps, person who asked.
ā.ĖĖąæ ą£ŖItās not fair how pretty girls get to be while I havve to sit here singleā¦ #yuriš“
Holy shit I look badass here.
Try it motherfucker, I'm so good at getting hit by cars. I'm coating my goddamn 1998 honda civic in holy water to get you though.
I am going... joker mode baybe.
Can you watch this video and see if you have a heart attack? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMgsFZ4rkEI
TWO SHIRTLESS GUYS ARE WRESTLING AT #FIGHTNIGHT?????
iāll do smash or pass. reply and iāll tell you if iād smash or pass. and then iāll update my fuck marry kill tier list from a few weeks ago. #nsfw.
I said wrong thing! I apologize to watchers forever! Do not kill!
Life it never die!
This. Certainlly is an image that I have seen.
I LIED!!!! I HAVE MULTIPLE BOMBS READY!!! IF I CANNOT BE HAPPY THEN NO ONE CAN BE ALIVE!!!!!
I GET AKSED WHY IM THE WAY I AM AND ALL U NEED TO DO IS SPEND 20 MINUETS ONLINE FOR AN ANSWER
ATE ELEEVN BREADSTICKS FROM TROLL OLIVE GARDEN AND I FEEL LIEK I'M ABOUT TO VOMIT
JSUT TOOK ANOTHER CHITT #AINTEVENWIPE
The wāļørld must be māļøcking me at this pāļøint! IT can't be anything else surely.
is anyone mad at me
i sent this picture too @dumpsterTrickster and she toold me too poost it here. i dunnoo why thoough cuz this ain't exactly my best picture... https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/farmselfie
damn im still tryin' too get used too this darn site. but anyways, here's the selfie i was talkin' aboout in the last poost. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/farmselfie.png
>>| @normalpuppet .i think, .it will satisfy you. https://hive.beeb.trl/havoc/barkbeast.png
This is an incredibly disrespectful way to talk about Garry. I had hoped you would be better than this, but I suppose the optimist in all of us must die one day.
I call for the mourning of one of my subjects. Garry the goose unfortunately did not make it out of the blast at the park today. Me and the two remaining geese will be holding a private funeral for him. Any well wishes you have in this trying time are very much appreciated.
Ah moments before the bomb, I was so innocent then
I 'ave no enemies... I think. I dinnae know if anyone 'ates me an' if so um-- 'm sorry >~<
NĆøw t)(at I'm t)(e emperĆør Ćør w)(atever t)(e flip I can say w)(atever I want. Rumblesp)(eres. Face. NĆøw. #nsfw
I was never as gĆøĆød at fis)( puns as Fef is. I cĆød've said "S)(ell yes" t)(ere. SĆømefin Ćøf an emperĆør I am.
C)(itGPT, )(Ćøw dĆø I rule PĆøstmĆødurnus? It's a fucking nig)(tmare.
I plan tĆø end t)(e culling Ćøf mutants by t)(e end Ćøf t)(e next sweep.
āā½ @colonelSassacre C-Can I help you?? ā¾ā
[|||] haaave aaany of yooou eveeer seen the huuuman moviiie "tron"???
āā½ WHY. IS THERE A SCUTTLEBUGGY. IN THE LAKE. THAT I LIVE IN!!!!!!! ā¾ā
āā½ Fearing for the safety of my current life aside..! I shall indeed be joining the current crew to Matesprite Island. ā¾ā
āā½ I. I think I need to go.. lay down...Oh dear. ā¾ā
{{ If I don't forget to tomorrow, prepare for Leiloo outfit posting, cuz i like making outfits for silly events }} {{But to gauge a little interest, what outfit should I draw first}} - Swimming wear - outdoors dress - sleep wear
āā½ Eek. ā¾ā
{{ Woe, Leibubu be upon you whilst I continue to draw outfits }} https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Leibubu.png
āā½ Prepping garments for Matesprite island, is this too much? I've had second doubts on the pearls.. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/leiloo%20and%20her%20pretty%20dress%20mehe.png #Suggestive ā¾ā
āā½ Oh dear, many talented writers out and about today it seems. ā¾ā
sINCE THE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN, aSKING i WOULD LIKE TO MAKE IT CLEAR, i AM NOT AND HAVE NEVER BEEN AND, wILL NEVER BE THE, mASKED mOORAUDER #mASKEDmOORAUDER, aS PRETTY AND AWESOME AND CLEVER AND ICONIC AS HER HORN CHARGE AND, bUTT SLAM ATTACKS, aRE,
no comment...
my dad has been dead a very long time and i have forgotten hes a homophobe :/
queer people in the government
inventing a new technology that lets robots be girls who kiss girls :)
i cant throw it back without throwing out my back :(
Test pooost. Can anyooone hear me. OOOooooooooooooOOOooooooOOOooo.
Cooolooour ooof faygooo I have never seen in my life staining the linoooleum which means the gooooood gentlemen proooducing this soooda have been busy ooor we've missed this spill fooor a REALLY looong time. Either way. OOOminooous. Fooollooow fooor mooore Fascinating Tales frooom my day jooob.
I dooon't write much poooetry but I can pooost these last rites I've been wooorking ooon? I suppooose if this pooost picks up any steam I can certainly put myself ooout there.
I FOOORGOOOT TOOO POOOST THE LAST RITES! Aaaah, give me a moooment! I'll find sooome fooor yooou looovely peooople :)
"OOOn the twin moooooons, the fierce light ooof the sun, and ooof the stars yet untooouched by ooour warships, Let this departed soooul rest, let them enjoooy the peace denied tooo them ooon this planet. Let the soooil becooome their sooopooor slime, and allooow them tooo drift oooff, dreamless. Let their spirit nooot wander, but find cooomfooort in this ritual. If there is sooomething beyooond this eternal sleep, then let us wish them well ooon their jooourney, wherever it may take them, and remember them with pity, hatred, and looove. At least, I insist, remember them - Fooor sooomeooone must." That's the ooone I'm wooorking ooon right nooow. I'm nooot sure... But it's a little exciting tooo share - And frightening! Very few writings ooof this kind exist sooo it's been a struggle tooo find inspiratiooon except frooom my ooown writing and, admittedly, frooom sooome clooownly passages I've heard and stumbled upooon.
I hardly ever do any cool moves anymore- for all the beam talk I'm mostly just a punch kicker.
I finally remembered my passwooord. They changed the layooout. This is intimidating but I will persevere.
āā½ I feel a tad guilty for not having been able to respond to everyone on my previous post, I got quite overwhelmed with the amount of interaction, do know that everyone gave me a bit more courage to be a bit more willing to share more of my life. ā¾ā
hey. nEvermInd. plEasE do not cOntinuE sOlvIng the pUzzlEs on dArlIn's sItE. yOU do not nEEd to sOlvE them. they ArE all mEaninglEss bUllshIt that nEEd not apply to me. i wOUld AppreciatE if EveryonE cOUld IgnorE this and let it all cOmpletEly blow OvEr.
Ten thousand Kult score... goodness, gracious... I dinnae know how tha' 'appened... @///@
Post workout a^d 1eeli^9 9ood! https://cd^.im9chest.com/1iles/318478cb142a.p^9
mmmmmmm keep talkin sweet to me babygirl you know i love )(earin t)(is say, if you make a PUBLIC STAT----EM-ENT about )(OW MUC)( YOU LOV-----E M-----E AND MY RUL-------E, to ALL OF C)(ITTR... ill give you a patented empress kissy. w)(attaya say?
sorry guys, Casper says it's not a big frog. Everybody pack it up, show's over.
woah getting a lot of followers from chitting about my son. guess ya'll really like that shit.
// Update: the Vessie wedding dress art. Is going to HAPPEN. Be ready. #nsfw
S'rry I sometimes d'fault t' GIFs... I post 'em when I don' know what t'say @_@
āā½ I painted a snail in a forest. I'm not quite used to, showcasing my work, I may be inclined to delete.. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Leiloo/Leiloo%20is%20showing%20you%20her%20art.png #nsfw #Suggestive #OOCLeilooWouldNotTagThisNsfw ā¾ā
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READ ALL ABOUT IT ā [ when i was younger id conk out of my recuperacoon and wake up somewhere different. i always had the same dream. never knew why. never knew how. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/Doodles/dreamdoodle1.png ]
ā I'm beginning to understand the immaturity warning. ā§
unkills you.
š šµšš š š So it seems @mySpace has declared war on myself. I mediate that with my full existance, so if you gotta chance and nothing better to do, use your friendly "ā£" reactions to also mediate this buffoon who appears to think you are all his friend. Appologies of course to those who are actually their friend and are not just following them to see how much trouble they can cause them. You have your orders #honk #honkarmy #noforcedfriendships šššš
I've seen quite a few posts on here about cottages! Sounds like the hip new spot to get groovy... I'll begin to investigate. YEAH BABY!
Not sure i like this very much bro your love is kind of obscene.
OkaY FoR ThE PersoN WhO HateD My ChiT OnlY I'm DoublinG Up On AffectioN FoR TheM SowwY NoT SowwY <3
Here you go @barackObama #eridanweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8b28d8e7e9e.jpg
Always remember: When in doubt, blame RONALD REAGAN.
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Knock knock.
#LIVESTREAMING at #ERIDANWEEK daleee
[@BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN WHAT DOE$ THE FOX $AY!]
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=>>uhM i dĆøn't knĆøw! what dĆøes it say?>>>
There is not enough of the Yuri on my timeline.
</3: Your Darling General Has Successfully Dealt With His Gill Infection And Wants You All To Know That He Will Be Increasing His Posting Amount
whale be back from bidness soon
whale if yall are off cullin people ion reelly got much to say aboat that so carry on or wuteva
BelIeve In an uncarIng and hateful GOD.
ALRIGHT, THATS THE LAST CARAMEL APPLE.
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the three foot titanium siphon rod is fully greased. viscosity levels are optimal. once the 190-proof is loaded into my primary chamber, there is no turning back from the sheer velocity of what is about to happen to my internal infrastructure. do not perceive me for the next forty-eight hours.
yea n )(es also talkin it up on dis webbed site so
yo any )(uman lawyers wanna tell me if w)(en my )(uman )(ubbie died out marriage was annulled efin if )(e stopped bein dead or somefin
n0w 7ha7 7r0ll brun0 mars is g0ne, wh0 will ca7ch a granade f0r me? xc
Who Is Ready Fpr My Performance At #eridanweek šš
trollbodybuilding.com users hate to see a sensitive young man such as myself getting absolutely shredded after hitting em with the rice/beans/veg combo no sauce #mydrydinner #gains https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b17856be2d39.jpg
OW! The King of Pop never dies! HEE HEE!
HEE HEE! ATTENTION ALL: The venue for my performance is completely FULL now! CHIKKA CHIKKA AH! Sorry to all who were trying to get in, there will be more opportunities to see me on my Troll in the Mirror Tour next year!! SHAMONE! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FBG9fpXXIAQlj5X.jpg
just shot troll michael jackson #vviolence
READ ALL ABOUT IT ā [ Outfit for #EridanWeek, I guess. https://files.catbox.moe/h7xx2m.png https://files.catbox.moe/p6rrru.png ]
im not giving any kid INCLUDING MY OWN any #substances