Colonel Sassacre (death by jigsaw)
@colonelSassacre
You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns.
HOOHOOO! JUST WANTED TO SHARE A LITTLE SLICE OF LIFE WITH THE "CHITTR WORLD" MY RIPTIDE RAVENOUS BUOY-DACIOUS WIFE AND I NOT LONG AFTER TYING THE KNOT AT THE LOCAL MAPLE VALLEY, WASHINGTON COURTHOUSE. SOMETHING ABOUT THE FUN IN THE SUNNY DAY AND THE MONSTER TRUCK RALLY PUT US IN BIT OF AN ELOPING MOOD!! HOW FONDLY I LOOK BACK AT THOSE SWEET DAYS OF YESTERYEAR. AND THE BANGING TUNES OF A MR.KID CUDIS "INDICUD" ALBUM AS THE BACKING TRACK TO SWEET YOUNG YOUTHFUL LOVE.
... you two look really happy, i'm glad you had fun.
ORCAY BADDIES
IT'S QUITE A BOONFUL DAY! EVERYDAY SINCE HAS BEEN JUST AS MIRTHFUL
BEEN TAKING REQUESTS FOR THESE LITTLE BLORBOS FOR A MIN NOW AND FIGURED I SHOULD DRAW ONE FOR SASS #OOC
(( your chibis are so cute
TY SM I HAVE CLOSE TO 30 OF THESE LITTLE THINGS AND DONT KNOW HOW TO POST THEM ON HERE AND WANT TO MAKE MORE HEHEH))
↻ W∞uld any∞ne like me t∞ draw them t∞ the best ∞f my ability? N∞, it will n∞t be g∞∞d, but I will try my best. ↺
HOW FUN! HAVEN'T HAD A CARICATURE DONE IN QUITE SOME TIME!
↻ I h∞pe this is acceptable then. ↺
-- Fragment located: 1994/Dec 3rd. Miami, FL. -- https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9a89e70330dc.png #tiamiguel #camiart @colonelSassacre [ ooc note: shut up lemme spam. ]
DID YOU KNOW GAMING? I DO BELIEVE "MAMASITA" IS SPANISH FOR HOT BABE.
Remember, when I'm mean, this is who's be/ing mean to you/ ((Art by @colonelSassacre )) https://cdn/imgchest/com/files/ce6f2ae5403f/png
**CLAPS MY HANDS BIG AND LOUD** REMEMBER PEOPLE THEY'RE JUST 2 APPLES TALL, YOU CAN PUNT THAT SHIT OVER THE GOAL LINE IF YOU HAVE TOO
print("hi guys")
print("i am a big fella be nice!!!!")
APOLOGIES, BIG FELLA, YOU SHOULD PRINT YOUR TEXT IN A BIGGER FONT SIZE NEXT TIME TEEHEE
Nobody ever asks how i'm doing, Everyone just assumes i'm off doing stupid shit #Vent
WHAT KIND OF "STUPID SHIT" WOULD YOU BE INTO IF YOU COULD BE DOING IT?
I am zen
@colonelSassacre hey you.
@PRINCEOFLIGHT HOWDY DOOTY THERE, CHAP
What are you doing later
I PROCURED SOME FINE CUBAN WRAPPED CIGARS AND ENJOYING A FINE MIX OF MTN DEW BAJA BLAST WITH A LITTLE 'HENRI IV DUDOGNON HERITAGE COGNAC GRANDE CHAMPAGNE'. THEN JUST CHILLIN' OUT MY GUY, WHAT'CHA WANNA GET INTO?
I had a pickup like ready until I read the Baja champagne mix... can I try it...
I'M ALWAYS GLAD TO SHARE A LITTLE SIP OR TWO OF MY CUSTOM MIX, THIS BAJA BLAST GOES WITH ANYTHING, DAWGGIE, YO
Can i taste it off your lips
OH THE YOUNG MEN OF THIS FINE AGE ARE SO MUCH MORE OPEN AND WILLING TO TRY THINGS. I'VE NEVER DE-CANTERED A FINE DRINK LIKE THAT BEFORE..
I stand corrected my tits do in fact bounce when I walk...hope that helps, person who asked.
YOU SHOULD INVEST IN A FINE AND STURDY SPORTS BRA, IT'S DONE MY WIFE WOUNDER ON HER WALKS IN THE MORNING AND EVEN MORE EXCITEMENT IN THE BEDROOM
Jesus man. Im not that big.
CHILDREN THESE DAYS WITH THEIR DAMN WACKYTOBACCY, BEJUULES, AND THICK BLUNTS CORRUPTING THEM ALL FROM THE INSIDE, CHANGING THEIR FALL BLUES INTO THESE TRAGIC RADIATED GREENS.
B33 < *splashes orange paint on mew*
Made him an honorary strider
THIS WAS A TRAGIC TURN OF EVENT. I DID NOT EXEPECT THIS TURN OF EVENTS, IT SEEMS I'VE BEEN DASHED WITH A SPLASH OF PUMPKIN SPICE THIS SEASON..
RELATIONSHIP WITH BLUE FAMILY OVER. ORANGE FAMILY IS MY NEW BFFS.
https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/honr.jpg #horse
VERY CLEARLY AND OBVIOUS TO THE AVERAGE LAYMAN AS A "GERMAN SHEPARD" OR "DEUTSCHER SCHÄFERHUND". WHAT A SILLY THING TO POST. NEXT TIME MAKE IT MORE CHALLENGING!