Colonel Sassacre
@colonelSassacre
You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns.
Automated post: tell me a secret.
BACK IN 1886 I WAS INVOLVED IN ONE OF THE FIRST AUTOMOBILE "HITS AND RUNS" ON AMERICAN SOIL. I'VE SINCE EMBRACED THE SWEET THRILL I RECEIVED THAT NIGHT WHILE BEHIND THE WHEEL OF MY CURRENT TOYOTA TERCEL I DRIVE WHEN GOING TO THE MCDONALDS DRIVE-THU.
How may I shape your reality? (Night time edition)
I FEEL LIKE MY WIFE HAS BEEN PULLING AWAY FROM ME THESE LAST 70 YEARS.. COULD YOU SHAPE MY REALITY TO BRING HER BACK TO ME? IF THAT'S TOO BIG OF AN ASK COULD YOU MAKE IT SO THE DOORDASH PEOPLE STOP OPENING UP OUR MCDONALDS ORDERS AND EATING HALF THE FRIES BEFORE THEY GET TO US?
No making anyone fall in love, no wishing for more- I mean. I can definitely do the doordash thing, and with regards to your love life... have you talked to her about it? Maybe it's a matter of getting back to why you fell in love in the first place?
THAT HAD HONESTLY NEVER CROSSED MY MIND TO DO.. I'LL BE BRINGING THIS UP TO HER AT OUR NEXT WEEKLY SCHEDULED DATE AT OUR LOCAL DENNYS FOR BREAKFAST. HER "DIABOLIC LAUGHTER" DID ENDEAR ME A CENTURY AGO AND MAYBE I'VE GROWN TOO COMPLACENT WITH IT SINCE.. AS A THANK YOU PLEASE EXPECT A DRONE AT YOUR ADDRESS IN THE COMING HOURS. (AND A DOORDASH GIFTCARD.)
I FUCKING FORGOT HIS ICONIC GOATEE. FUCKFUCKFUCK.FUCKING FUCK.
/======================================\ || Where did it go? || || What have you done to him? || || Why have you stolen his goatee? || || || || || \======================================/
https://files.catbox.moe/8wd108.png these hands can never correct these filthy sins i've committed. only gods sweet end will cleans me of these horrors of mine.
#LIVESTREAMING at #ERIDANWEEK daleee
WHEN WILL YOU GIVE A STATEMENT ABOUT YOUR INACTION DURING THE TRAGIC DEATHS OF BOTH TROLL BRUNO MARS AND TROLL MICHEAL JACKSON ON THE MAIN STAGE AT #ERIDANWEEK? I FEEL LIKE YOUR CAPTIVE AUDIENCE OF BALD CAP WEARING FANS DESERVE THAT.
https://i.ibb.co/YF7qW9st/Captura-de-pantalla-de-2026-04-03-04-38-29.png why are we hating now @colonelSassacre thats mean yo i looked up 2 you man
I APOLOGIZE, MY WIFE HAS BEEN SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE ON ME AND MY DEEP WEB SITE HABITS, I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH OF AN IMPACT MY WORDS AND ACTIONS CAN HAVE. THE WORLD WIDE WEBS FEELING OF ANONYMITY HAS TRULY COMPROMISED ME AND MY ACTIONS.. BUT ALSO WATER IS FOR BIG BABIES THAT GO GOOGOOGAGA AND CANT HANDLE THEIR FINE SPIRITS.
im going to drink some water #importantupdates
IF YOU COULD, PLEASE KEEP US UPDATED ON FURTHER PROGRESSION ON THE OUTCOMES OF THIS EXPERIENCE. I'M ON MY THIRD GLASS OF FINE IRISH WHISKEY (NEAT) AND 12TH CUBAN CIGAR. I HAVE BEEN CURIOUS ABOUT THIS "WATER DRINKING" THE YOUTH KEEP GOING ON ABOUT.
Let me know when someth;ng ;nterest;ng happens :/
THIS MIGHT BE OLD NEW BUT HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT SOME PLANES HITTING THESE TOWERS? YOU CAN TURN THE TELEVISION ON, ANY CHANNEL, PROBABLY WATCH SOMETHING GOOD ON SOME NETWORK TELEVISION CHANNEL. THAT'S ALWAYS INTERESTING.
There is not enough of the Yuri on my timeline.
I TRULY BELIEVED YOU WERE A MAN OF THE PEOPLE. I SEE NOW I WAS WRONG TO VOTE FOR YOU.
Life is not a waste a time and time is not a waste of life. So let's stop wasting time and have the time of our life, daleee
FINALLY SOMEONE WITH AN HONEST OPINION I CAN GET BEHIND, YOU SHOULD RUN FOR EMPEROR, DALEEE.
wake up, jack off, eat lunnch, jack off, go beastmmode, jack off, hunnt dinnnner, jack off (beastmmode), fall asleep, rinnse, repeat annd betweenn all that? you knnow i'mm onn chittr dot inng #nnsfw
I READ THIS TO THE BEAT OF THAT FANTASTIC ICONIC KENNY LAMAR SONG "SWIMMING POOLS(DRANK)". MADE THE VULGAR LANGUAGE IN THIS POST EASIER TO READ.
I will be back to my normal antics on here soon. For a taster: I deserve to be railed. #nsfw
IF BEING "RAILED" IS ALL YOU NEED I'M SURE YOU COULD FIND GOOD AND STEADY WORK ON THE RAILROAD. NOTHING BUT STRAPPING YOUNG MEN POUNDING AWAY WITH THEIR HAMMERS, DAY IN AND DAY OUT. #EASYWORKIFYOUCANGETIT
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WHAT A CURIOUSLY ABUNDANT SKILL SET YOU HAVE THERE. I FIND MYSELF FIGHTING MY DEMONS ON A DAILY BASIS AND MY MASSIVE TOBACCO ADDICTION, WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO HELP WITH SUCH THINGS?
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Course I could, Mr. Smokin' Jacket! Might I say that's a mighty fine set of equippables you got on. They tell a story, if you don't mind me spinnin' a yarn to tell it... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Yain't much of a fighter, are you, mister Sassacre? Pardon my saying. Thumbin' over the outlines of your CHARACTER SHEET 'ere, says you're more of a witty sort. A lover. A loner. The candidness with which ya up 'n hoofy up to a thing like a massive tobacco addiction... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Makes my belly rumble somethin' fierce! Laughter abounds! You got a dark sense 'o humor. Navigate yer highest highs and lowest lows with humor aplenty...but I can't help but twiddle my touch stump against my lower lip wonderin'... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < If the secret source o' your humor itself is not joy, or uncaring, but sorrow. There ain't no humor in heaven. And there wasn't but one solitary smile inked into word that knew not the pains 'o heartbreak...just my speculation, sir! Hope I can help ya!
WHAT A DEEP AND CUTTING YARN YOU HAVE THERE YOUNG LAD. I FEEL AS IF I'VE BEEN READ THROUGH LIKE A BOOKLET.. MAYBE EVEN A CHARACTER SHEET. MY STATISTICS AND "SKILL SET" SPLAYED OUT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE AS CLEARLY AS YOU HAVE. YOU'VE HAD ME FACE WHAT MAKES ME SO DISTINCT AND UNIQUE IN THIS WORLD FROM A VIEWPOINT OUTSIDE MY OWN. I'LL HAVE TO DO SOME MUCH NEEDED SELF REFLECTION POST HASTE. IT IS TRUE THIS WORLD OF SORROW AND HORRORS HAVE SHAPED THIS ONCE BRITTLE PIECE OF COAL INTO A WHITEY COMEDIC DIAMOND TO SUPPRESS MULTITUDES. I'LL BE SPEAKING TO MY WIFE AT OUR NEXT WEEKLY DINNER AT OUR LOCAL "DENNYS" ABOUT YOUR BRIGHT YOUNG WIT AND ASSISTANCE. EXPECT A DRONE TO VISIT SOON.
Are you feelIng lost? No home to run to, no loved ones to lIsten to your woes and mIsery? Have you ever wanted to belong? Have you ever heard HIS voIce? Feel alone no longer weary soul... The TwIlIght Scoundrels welcome the downtrodden wIth arms wIde oPen... You wIll never be alone agaIn.
HOW WOULD ONE GO ABOUT JOINING? MY POCKETS ARE JUST JINGLING AND JANGLING WITH ALL THIS BOUNTIFUL MOOLAH I JUST CANT SEEM TO GIVE AWAY FAST ENOUGH #BABYSFIRSTCULT
hanng onn. pause onn the war.
WAR WAITS FOR NO MAN, MY GOOD TROLL, AND YOU CAN'T CALL 'TIMEOUT-SEES' WE SAID NO TIMEOUT-SEES AT THE START.
TO ANYONE ATTENDING #ERIDANWEEK; I WISH YOU A SAFE TRIP HOME OR IN ANY GENERAL DIRECTION AWAY FROM THE EVENT. SEND POST.
WE'VE BEEN UNABLE TO LEAVE THE GROUNDS DO TO THE INTENSE PANIC AND RUSHING THE STAGE GO GRAB A SMALL PIECE OF THE FALLEN MUSICAL STAR. THIS SIGHT IS NOTHING BUT HARROWING #ERIDANWEEK.
can someone open my juicefuls for me
I CAN'T IMAGINE 'THE' GREAT DAVID STRIDER WOULD STRUGGLE WITH SUCH AN EASY TASK. I'VE REQUESTED AN IMMEDIATE DRONE TO YOUR LOCATION TO ASSIST. PLEASE DO NOT DESTROY THIS ONE.
I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY A TRUSTED INFORMANT ON THE GROUND THAT #ERIDANWEEK DOES IN FACT HAVE NOT ONLY #VIOLENCE BUT #CRIMES OCCURING ON, AROUND, *AND* DURING THE EVENT! I AM IMMENSELY SADDENED BY THIS NEWS AND WOULD LIKE TO WITHDRAW MY ATTEMPT TO INVEST AND MY SPIRITUAL ENDORSEMENT OF THE EVENT. SEND POST.
THIS IS TRULY A TRAGEDY OF ASTRONOMICAL PROPORTIONS. WHAT A SHAME DEFINITELY, I WILL NOT BE ATTENDING THIS BLASTED #ERIDANWEEK AND WILL ALSO WITHDRAW MY SUPPORT ALONG WITH MY ANY PERSONAL FINANCIAL SUPPORT I WAS GOING TO INVEST.. THIS TROLL CHILDREN WILL HAVE TO FINE ANOTHER SOURCE FOR FINE CUBAN TOBACCO CIGARS
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/6R9S2X.PNG ALL OF THESE BLASTED YOUNG'INS ARE POSTING THEIR FITS FOR THIS #ERIDENWEEK. MY CLOCK KNOCKER OF AN EMPRESS SAID I SHOULD SHARE MY FINEST WEARS
YOU KNOW WHAT I GOTTA RESPECT THE FIT YOU LOOK TOUGH AS SHIT.
CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN, MY GOOD TROLL, AND THIS MAN IS DEFINITELY TOUGH AS "SHIT"