#num-nums
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Headed out for a stroll t'day, and wouldn'tchu know it? Ackkkk!!! Out popped a random encounter!!!! One 'o th'weirdest in the entire BHILDR'S GUIDEGAX TO LUSUS CURAE COMPENDIUM This was a daggum doozey!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Or should I say...DOZE-y? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast Medium elephantoid fey yokai, any chaotic alignment ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Armor Class: 16 (natural armor) Hit Points: 90 (20d8) Speed: 30 ft., fly 50 ft. (hover) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 10 (+0) 17 (+3) 10 (+0) 12 (+1) 16 (+3) 14 (+2) ━━...Read more
CHERuBIAN ANATOMY ONE HuNDRED AND ONE. BY CALIBORN. LESSON ONE: NuM-NuMS https://i.imgur.com/jupVfFz.png YOu MAY ALREADY BE ASKING YOuRSELF. AS THE IMPETuOuSLY STuPID ARE OFTEN LIABLE TO DO uNSuPERVISED BY MEMBERS OF THE COMPLACENTLY LEARNED INTELLIGENTSIA. CALIBORN. WHY IS THERE A PICTuRE OF TIG OL BITTIES ON MY SCREEN. WHAT ARE THOSE. BIG CIRCuLAR SHAPED. ROuND MASSES. OF HONKABLE. DELECTABLE WHEN GRILLED. BREASTS. DOING IN THE FIRST LESSON ON CHERuBIAN ANATOMY. THAT IS FuCKING SICK. YOu PERVERTED FREAK. KILL HIM. KILL HIM AND STRING HIM uP BY HIS SuSPENDERS. TO THAT I SAY. FIRST. NO. SECOND OF...Read more