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@tautologicalTechnique[TT]

( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Headed out for a stroll t'day, and wouldn'tchu know it? Ackkkk!!! Out popped a random encounter!!!! One 'o th'weirdest in the entire BHILDR'S GUIDEGAX TO LUSUS CURAE COMPENDIUM This was a daggum doozey!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Or should I say...DOZE-y? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast Medium elephantoid fey yokai, any chaotic alignment ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Armor Class: 16 (natural armor) Hit Points: 90 (20d8) Speed: 30 ft., fly 50 ft. (hover) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 10 (+0) 17 (+3) 10 (+0) 12 (+1) 16 (+3) 14 (+2) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Saving Throws: Wis +6, Cha +5 Skills: Insight +6, Perception +6, Stealth +4 Senses: blightsight 30 ft., darkvision 60 ft., truesight (grappled), passive perception 16 Hemohue Humor: Purple Black Bile Languages: Common, telepathy 120 ft. Challenge: 7 (3,300 XP) Proficiency Bonus: +3 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The mythological "Baka", meaning idiot, for the mind-splayin' insanity that results from being hunted by one. It is a persistence predator, awfully fond of stalking creatures until they're scared stupid! Siphoning increasingly deranged and abstract dreams...until only memories remain! And then it gobbles them gobstoppers too!!! It'll eat, eat, eat, eat 'til there's nothin' left, and only THEN will it move onto the next victim... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Scaaaaarrrryyyyy! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < They've got the eyes of an IVORYHORNBEAST, the temperment of a hungry CHOLERBEAR, the trunk of a JUVENILE TYRANNY'S favored prey of choice, A TRUMPETEERING TRUNKBEAST the ears of a STRADDLENECKBEAST, paws of a CLAMPFANGBEAST...statue. Gargoyle. They have Gargoyle paws. And the nightmarish hazy abilities befittin' 'o their PURPLE humor. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < If ewe, or a former friend ewe thought ewe used t'know, might be stalked by one such beastie, it's best t'face it headlong durin' the lethal blaze 'o the Alternian Sun, which renders most Lusus Curae much, MUCH weaker!!!!! Dangerous...but if yer crafty, or got somethin' built different up yer sleeved Deck of Many Things, go buckwild!!!! TRAITS Innate Spellcasting. The Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast's innate spellcasting ability is Wisdom (spell save DC 13). It can cast the following spells, requiring no material components: At will: sleep, detect thoughts, faerie fire 1/day each: phantasmal killer, dream, weird Incorporeal Movement. Can move through other creatures/objects as if difficult terrain; takes 5 (1d10) force damage if ending in an object. Sunlight Sensitivity: Disadvantage on attack rolls and Wisdom (Perception) checks relying on sight while in sunlight. ACTIONS Sleeper Hold (Melee Weapon Attack): +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 15 (2d10 + 4) psychic damage. If the target is Medium or smaller, it is grappled (escape DC 15) and must succeed on a DC 15 Intelligence saving throw or be stunned until the grapple ends. Extract Dreams (Melee Weapon Attack): +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one incapacitated humanoid grappled by the Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast. Hit: 55 (10d10) piercing damage. If this reduces the target to half of their total HP or less, the target must succeed on a DC 13 Wisdom Saving throw or fall unconscious for 1 minute. The target awakens if it takes damage or an allied creature uses its action to shake the target awake. Often thanklessly. ‘specially in this case. Seeing Special Stardust (Recharge 5–6): The Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast emits sparkly particulate matter speckled with psychic energy in a 60-foot cone squeezed fresh from dreams about pendulous num-nums. Each creature in that area must succeed on a DC 15 Intelligence saving throw or take 22 (4d8 + 4) psychic damage and be stunned for 1 minute. A creature can repeat the saving throw at the end of each of its turns, ending the effect on itself on a success. ☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⋆☽ ⭒☆⭒+3,300 XP⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒19 turns BONUS (UNDER 20!) +500⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒🕊️ UNPERISHED PEACEFLUTTER MULTPLIER! X2 🕊️⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒NPC escorts (x2) UNHARMED +500 ⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒Oh. It's her. Glad she's. Alive and well. -1000⭒☆ ⭒☆⭒WENT ENVIRONMENTAL!!! RELOCATION INITIATION!!! +000,000,000 (SAFETY IS ITS OWN REWARD) ⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒TOTAL: +6,600 XP⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒LEVEL UP!!!!⭒☆⭒ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < HUZZAH!!!! I feel FIT AS A FIDDLED WITH SET 'O STRINGS TUGGED TAUT AFTER TEACHIN' A NEW TUNE! #HUZZAH #GUIDEGAX #BHILDRSGUIDEGAXTOLUSUSCURAE #BHILDRSGUIDEGAXTOLUSUSCURAECOMPENDIUM #TheOLDParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #SFW #Violence #BodyHorror #PsychologicalHorror #Unreality #MemoryDrain #Baka #SlumberupleupagusSnoozeatbeast #ImpliedTits #DreamsOfThemRather #Num-Nums #FriendFiction #CavernsAndCullbeasts #C&C #FLARP #Äuchar #Gygaax #Bievey #AWildLusiiAppeared #MonsterHunter #FLARP

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( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ever the aspiring gregarious gamblignant, eh, Äuchar? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Just thank yer lucky stars ewe rolled high… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Imagine trying t’save precious personnel with a rubber cluckcluckbeast again!!!!

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( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Hopefully with this ‘ere successful relocation yer dreams (robbed straight from them as ewe are lookin’ that dreamy!!!!) are safe as they are sound ‘n right plentiful!!!!!!!

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( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < WAIT EWE GOT MORE THAN ONE!??! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < EWE CHUCKED (CLUCKED???) EM SO FAST AND BOUNCED ‘EM BACK SO HARD, HAD ME HALF CONVINCED IT WAS JUST TH’ONE!!!!

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࣪⊹₊˚{ um.... thanks....???? i guess? }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ im really confused. why are you like, actually kind of a smooth glubber???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE A REFERENCE TO THESE SNIFFTRUNK-SPORTING EAST ALTERNIAN DREAMBUBBLE FLEAS ON CHITTR, LET ALONE TURNED INTO SOME STUPID SEPULCHERS & SCALEBEASTS STATBLOCK. I'M PRETTY SURE I FOUGHT OFF ONE OF THESE MISCHIEVOUS BASTARDS WHEN I GOT SENT BACK TO TROLL EDO. DON'T ASK. OR MAYBE I'M THINKING OF "THE DREAM HUNTERS" BOOK FROM THE SANDTROLL SERIES AND GETTING MY WIRES CROSSED. FUCK IT. SOLID ENCOUNTER, SEPULCHERMASTER. OR. CAVERNMASTER. WHATEVER EDITION IT IS YOU PLAY. FUCK YOU.

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( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Coulda sworn those earlier editions were all scrapped for contraband l*me content!!!!!!! There are STILL S&S fanatics and reference books in my world of CNC? #C&C I had TROLLOP ENCOUNTER TABLES BACK THEN!!! BLACKROM HUSSIES!!! AND I DREW HUSSIES??!? WHO WANTS THE ME THAT MADE OBSTINATE BLACK FLIRTING IN EVERYTHING HE MADE AND DREW HUSSIES??? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Were it anybuggy else… I would insist on Cavernmaster…but for an esteemed veteran of the eclectic arts and forbidden texts… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < As well as a seasoned Alterniasia well traveled… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Sepulchermaster complements land just as hard!!!

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